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NFT: Well, the day is probably shot now that the tommer thread is gone... : rnargi : 7/6/05 9:11 AM
That was the funniest thing I've read in awhile. FWIW, Mr. Beyond, we were just busting your balls....it's no big deal, really. In fact, I believe Toomer was in your store, too. Take it easy, this is normal. For jiminies sake they call me Margie...take your lumps and laugh at yourself a little. In the future, format your posts like someone with a modicum of intelligence!

Follow up comments...

damn I missed it : GiantsLaw : 7/6/05 9:12 AM
recap please

Tommer rules!!! : FatMan in Charlotte : 7/6/05 9:12 AM
Tommer is da man!!

Quick! : Bockman : 7/6/05 9:13 AM
Everyone hit back on their browser and save the link!

You mean : Gman11 : 7/6/05 9:14 AM
you're not Margie? Then, what have you done with her?

Probably because : Davisian : 7/6/05 9:14 AM
He was Jewles.

BEST THREAD EVER! : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:14 AM
No need to let it die.
tommer lives (new window)

I want to know how many TDs : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 9:15 AM
Armando thinks he'll catch from Ellie Man-ring.

By the way, : Bockman : 7/6/05 9:16 AM
I called that number and talked to Hash. He said that Tommer suxed.

I still wonder about "the 3".... : rnargi : 7/6/05 9:16 AM
I probably always will....

I was banking on the fact : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:16 AM
that he couldn't figure out the DELETE function.

Lol, Mike, : rnargi : 7/6/05 9:17 AM
I would have taken that bet, too.

Since the thread will die : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 9:17 AM
we need to save it for prosperity

tommer walked in my local hobby shop today : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 8:34 AM
he was with two other men that i seen there before and when i first got to the store they were there, they had some work done on there nitro trucks then left, about 45 minutes later the door opened it was them again, then followed tommer,they were there for about a hour or more, the first thing i said to him was" you guys got about 3 more weeks right" and guys there running the shop had know idea what i was talking about, i walked outside very calm after sharing some thoughts about rc/trucks and called my wife and said guess who's in the store, she said who i said amani tommer,to make a long story short he was very cool and down to earth, we stood shoulder to shoulder bent over the counter comparing info and specs, it was wierd like just a regular guy no one ask for any autos' or talked about football, maybe i was the only one who knew who he was,after they left i said to the guy running the shop, how long did you know rocky "he's regular there that was with amani" he said for a while why? so i said how often does he come in with amani and he said "amani who" lololol, i said "dude you really dont know who the other guy was that jump in the back seat of the that dodge magnum hemi? he said no....that was amani tommer from my very own NEW YORK GIANTS "whats wrong with you" you didnt hear me say that they had 3 weeks before they start camp,and stuff like, fixing my basement up getting ready for the season to start? he said "holy crap" i had no idea what you all were talking about, he got mad at me because i didnt say anything 'lololol' he said that you guys was talking like you knew each other for a while, i didnt know "HELLOOOOO he's the starting wide-out for the NEW YORK GIANTS DAMNIT, it was like strange, or unreal but what a day!!!!!!!!!!

Follow up comments...

It would have been even better... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 8:36 AM
if Amani TOOMER had come in... but i'm sure this guy was nice also.

wow.... : rnargi : 7/6/05 8:37 AM
my freakin' head hurts now....

That shop opens : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 8:37 AM
early.

this is my favorite line! : Curtis in MD : 7/6/05 8:40 AM
"we stood shoulder to shoulder bent over the counter comparing info and specs, it was wierd like just a regular guy"

Ya gotta love... : FatMan in Charlotte : 7/6/05 8:41 AM
when Giant fans can't even get the name of their WR right given multiple tries.
Mike - I talked to Steve the other day before leaving for HK. Count me in for the race. I'll talk to you when I get back.

Peter... LOL! : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 8:43 AM
8:34 he gets home & types this after spending better than 2 hours in the store TODAY?

MY EYES! : Bockman : 7/6/05 8:44 AM
It burns, it burns!
WOW : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 8:45 AM
HE WAS AT CHAMPION HOBBIES IN SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ IT WAS AROUND 5:30PM THEY WERE THERE AROUND 7ISH HE HAD ON A TANK TOP "WIFE BEATER" ARMY SHORTS AND OPEN TOE SANDLES AND BALD HEAD NO WATCH NO JEWLES NOTHING, JUST REGULAR. WE WALKED OUT TO THE CAR, HE STOP AND LOOKED AND SAID WOW NICE SHOP MAYBE I'LL OPEN ONE
Stop shouting... : FatMan in Charlotte : 7/6/05 8:46 AM
we already know you're lying. No need to scream it.
Radnee....tranlslation of the following needed. THANKS! : rnargi : 7/6/05 8:48 AM
"IT WAS AROUND 5:30PM THEY WERE THERE AROUND 7ISH"
holy : JonC : 7/6/05 8:48 AM
crap.
Margi -- my head hurts too : The Humongous : 7/6/05 8:48 AM
maybe it's a toomer.
I just met... : BamaBlue : 7/6/05 8:49 AM
Elvis Presley at a Jewish Deli. He sends his warmest regards... he's a regular guy (e.g., brown mustard on his Knish).
Interesting that he was Jewles.... : rnargi : 7/6/05 8:49 AM
Is this Tommer guy a racist?
You guys are so mean... : BigBlue26 : 7/6/05 8:50 AM
Just because he can't type or spell or construct a proper sentance doesn't mean he's lying.
I guess : Curtis in MD : 7/6/05 8:50 AM
I'm just a perv... =)
A little help : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 8:50 AM

lying for what : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 8:51 AM
im a 33 year ago father of the 3, dont have time to be lying just thought i'll share a moment with you guys, damn why are you roasting me... if you dont believe me call the store today ask to speak to a guy name "hash" you ask him who came in the store right before closing yesterday #908-490-1663 you guys are retards
Ya you retards! : rnargi : 7/6/05 8:52 AM
ASK HASH!!!!
I just called and asked if he had Prince Albert in a can... : rnargi : 7/6/05 8:53 AM
he said no.....really effed up my joke....
Why are you being roasted? : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 8:53 AM
Get any elementary school teacher, hell elementary school student to read over your posts.
Maybe it's the break for a few days... : FatMan in Charlotte : 7/6/05 8:54 AM
but this stuff cracks me up.
Call Hash Dammittt!!!
I drove : bc0312 : 7/6/05 8:54 AM
down that way (by Snuffy's) yesterday around 5:30...I didnt see any Dodge Hemis
Tell Hash... : Bockman : 7/6/05 8:54 AM
...that I'll be by to pick up a dimebag in about 20 minutes.
Snuffy's : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 8:54 AM
Pass by that place every day on my way to work.
blueblood05& beyond : Curtis in MD : 7/6/05 8:55 AM
nobody's roasting you, dude. Its all good. Dont take it so personal!
You think a guy named 'hash' will remember : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 8:55 AM
what happened yesterday or was it today? Are you on 'hash'? NTTAWWT
Well : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 8:57 AM
I may be a retard... but I know the difference between today & yesterday. And seems to me you have plenty of time to lie if you have the time to spend 2+ hours in the hobby store.
BTW - I would have left you alone if I knew you were the father of "THE 3".
this must be the : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 8:58 AM
jerk-off giants message board i didnt go back and proof read my post big deal. took the day off and have 3 kids running around me while my wife is out washing, guess the other web site was right about you guys damn i know now
relax buddy : Jints in Carolina : 7/6/05 8:59 AM
i think it was cool u got to meet him....chill out, we all get our asses handed to us on BBI until football
Giant Mike... : rnargi : 7/6/05 8:59 AM
not only that, but he's "the 33 year ago father of the 3"....a significant detail, one not to be dismissed.
you don't have a bathroom : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 8:59 AM
in your house? Better stay away from the hobby store.
proofread?!?!?!?! : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 9:00 AM
You think I was referring to a typo or two? Please go back to whatever other message board you crawled out from.
You go back and tell that other board... : Bockman : 7/6/05 9:00 AM
...that we'll be waiting for them! And hell is coming with me!
Bed, Bath, and Beyond... : rnargi : 7/6/05 9:00 AM
what's she washing out back for? Don't you have a bathroom?
She goes to a truck stop : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 9:00 AM
to get cleaned up?
The wife's out washing??? : FatMan in Charlotte : 7/6/05 9:01 AM
Man, IK use that excuse so often, I swear you've stolen it from me!!!
This is even better : bobbykane : 7/6/05 9:01 AM
than the ghost thread.
bobby, : rnargi : 7/6/05 9:02 AM
yup...and like an idiot I contributed to that thread!
33 years old? : Gman11 : 7/6/05 9:04 AM
Time to go back to 3rd grade and learn the English language, don't you think? You've waited long enough.
blueblood05& beyond : TB Giant : 7/6/05 9:04 AM
Relax, the guys are just busting your chops. For whatever it means, I believe you!
I've lost count of the number of times... : FatMan in Charlotte : 7/6/05 9:05 AM
somebody's called and I say, "I'm sorry, she can't come to the phone right now - she's out washing."
London is celebrating the 2012 Olympic bid, and this tool is celebrating winning the moron Games bid.
We're still trying to figure out the age... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:05 AM
Our crack team is on it.
"33 year ago father of the 3" is quite a riddle indeed.
peter : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 9:05 AM
forget you and the female dog from which you came from...
and THIS, my friends, : Curtis in MD : 7/6/05 9:07 AM
is where it really gets interesting...
... : Bockman : 7/6/05 9:07 AM
ZING!!!!
I'm thinking he might be.... : FatMan in Charlotte : 7/6/05 9:08 AM
the author of "3 Minute Abs" and stops at truck stops to "wash" often.
I mean... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:08 AM
the 3 what? The holy trinity? Dale Earnhardt? Stooges? Musketeers? Kings? Tenors?
dont forget : Curtis in MD : 7/6/05 9:08 AM
the 3 amigos.
formatting is a little off, but it should do.
Serious... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:19 AM
has anybody called HASH? Hash is gonna be pissed at this guy.
FWIW... I too believe Toomer was in the store... but that has become quite irrelevent. THIS is my entertainment for the day.
Nice work : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:20 AM
Shawn
That's right! : Gman11 : 7/6/05 9:23 AM
somebody needs to call hash and ask him if remembers the guy that came in at 5:30 around 7ish and he didnt know who it was that didnt have jewles.
I still dont know why : Curtis in MD : 7/6/05 9:26 AM
he had to bring his jewels into the conversation...

oh wait....!
Come on Curtis... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:26 AM
He had him bent over the counter...
oh right... : Curtis in MD : 7/6/05 9:28 AM
comparing info and specs!

If it was weird just like a regular guy, then what does he consider normal?
Gold, Jerry, : Dan, who Doesn't post : 7/6/05 9:29 AM
GOLD!
I wish I knew... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:30 AM
Scholars will be studying that thread for many years, my friend. We'll not unravel all it's mysteries today.
0305 : The Humongous : 7/6/05 9:31 AM
the legend will never die.
Giant Mike... : rnargi : 7/6/05 9:35 AM
No, probably not....but we sure as hell can try...I think we owe it to the community.
rereading it reminds me of this in a way: : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:41 AM
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight,
back to back to face each other,
pulled out knives and shot each other,
the deaf sheriff heard the noise,
and came to kill those two dead boys!
Although "the tommer posting" is much more layered and complicated. It's not just contradictions... it's contradictions wrapped in riddles and coded. Diabolical.
Lol... : rnargi : 7/6/05 9:43 AM
I thought the same thing, Mike....I almost posted it but thought it was too obscure! "they pulled their swords and shot each other", "a big emtpy bus full of people ran over the two dead boys and killed them".
Why oh why can't there be a thread : nittmo : 7/6/05 9:46 AM
like that every day? My stomach hurts. My eyes hurt. My brain, in particular, hurts.
ALL TOMMER BABY! : The Humongous : 7/6/05 9:49 AM

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! : rnargi : 7/6/05 9:52 AM
He's all regular and stuff, too!
But why isn't he : nittmo : 7/6/05 9:53 AM
bent over?
He : bc0312 : 7/6/05 9:57 AM
said bald and in a wifebeater
He was probably tired : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 9:59 AM
from riding in the backseat of the dodge magnum hemi. Personally i'd let the 6'3" guy have shotgun, but i guess his buddy called it... whatta ya gonna do? Rules are rules.
for you.... prince of darkness : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:01 AM
http://www.slapmafro.com/movies/SMF-Blowout.zip
Uh oh.... : rnargi : 7/6/05 10:03 AM
so which one of us is the "Prince of Darkness"....I sure the eff hope it ain't me....
great thread guys, lmao : islander1 : 7/6/05 10:03 AM
made me laugh this morning.
Yeah... : BamaBlue : 7/6/05 10:04 AM
really want to rush to open that URL!
margi--I don't know, but I'm too scared : nittmo : 7/6/05 10:04 AM
to open up that link. You do it.
dont be scared : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:05 AM
you guys will like it
I'm not doing it, : rnargi : 7/6/05 10:07 AM
let's ask Giant Mike...he'll open anything...
another : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:08 AM
http://www.beaverstick.net/BSC-Spinout.wmv
Humongous to the rescue! : BigBlue26 : 7/6/05 10:10 AM
CiP has some serious competition these days!
This thread needs to go to the HOF...
C'mon, Mikey, : nittmo : 7/6/05 10:11 AM
we're all counting on you.
Oh, don't be a wuss... : Brown Hornet : 7/6/05 10:14 AM
...open the thread.
BTW, has anyone called that Weed guy yet. I wanna know the TRUTH!
another : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:14 AM
http://www.slapmafro.com/movies/SMF-Storm.zip
I : bc0312 : 7/6/05 10:15 AM
saw speed lines coming from those RC cars
whats the problem : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:15 AM
another...http://www.slapmafro.com/movies/SMF-Rabid.zip
Oh my G-d : Matt M. : 7/6/05 10:16 AM
That stuff made me laugh out loud more than once. That must have been the funniest thread in the history of BBI. I'm sorry I missed it in its original form.
Let's all sing. : manh george : 7/6/05 10:18 AM
The sun will come out, Tommer-ow.
one more.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:19 AM
nd thhttp://www.slapmafro.com/movies/NumberOne.zipats it..
Alright, I'm calling, but if I get fired, : nittmo : 7/6/05 10:24 AM
someone better put in a good word for me with their local janitor's union.
nittmo....... dont call : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:28 AM
how bout...meet me there today.
I can't believe that Tommer : rnargi : 7/6/05 10:28 AM
would be out racing rc trucks and be stupid enough to wear open toed sandles...what if that thing backed over his toes and crushed them? It should be outlawed in his contract....not to mention the fashion faux paux of wearing open toed sandles while bald headed...
Uh oh.... : rnargi : 7/6/05 10:29 AM
I feel a 51st and Park invitation about to be sent!
It took a third reading... : Psycho : 7/6/05 10:30 AM
...but I finally figured out that "autos'" (with the possessive) stood for "autographs." I initially thought it referred to nitro trucks (whatever they are, but hey, I don't frequent hobby shops while my wife is out washing).
Now I am going to the bathroom, write that phone number on the wall, and put below it "call hash for the truth".
margi meet us there.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:30 AM
today when you get off.."back over his feet" lol
Well, OK, but I think : nittmo : 7/6/05 10:32 AM
I'll skip on the personal invitation. Not that I don't WANT to go visit a New Jersey hobby shop in my spare time. It's just that I'm not, you know, totally deranged.
And how will Pat Hanlon cover over this PR disaster? : Psycho : 7/6/05 10:33 AM
Surley there's something in Toomer's contract that prevents him from wearing a "Wife Beater" t-shirt out in public???
nittmo... : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:33 AM
please,i would love to meet you!
hey!! : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:35 AM
meet me in newark, and we'll drive out there. i would love to meet you!
Poll... : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 10:36 AM
Which is dumber, posting your home address and picking a fight or posting your place of work and asking people to call?
It depends Shep.. : Davisian : 7/6/05 10:37 AM
Whic place has Hash?
How did... : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 10:37 AM
I miss this gem?
home address? : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:38 AM
besides no one will come around here, and im not picking a fight,lol sound like a little pecker-wood
Call for hash, : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 10:38 AM
I wish I could remember who posted their address last week looking for a fight.
blueblood, : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 10:38 AM
You were the guy posting his work, not his address.
Pay attention.
look its a local hobby shop : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:40 AM
dude!!!! it's call free "pub"
nittmo... : Brown Hornet : 7/6/05 10:41 AM
...at this point I would suggest that you RUN LIKE HELL if this 3o5er is ever within 50 yds.
Just a tad aggressive for your normal MB, ya know?
any way.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:42 AM
guys have a nice day, hope i gave you all a good chuckle this morning,
Yeah free pub! : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 10:42 AM
In fact I'm gonna hop in my car right now and buy a scale model of an F-18 from Hash!
I would LOVE a free pub... : rnargi : 7/6/05 10:42 AM
but it's gotta serve Guinness....
BB05& B... : rnargi : 7/6/05 10:43 AM
thanks for being a good sport.
chris from philly : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:45 AM
i have something for you wait a minute
Worst handle ever... : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 10:46 AM
OK. I waited a minute...
Holy sh|t... : GoTerps : 7/6/05 10:46 AM
I can't wait to see how this is spelled...
chris from philly : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:49 AM
forget it..
go terps : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:50 AM
bytch please.......................... how's that
Forget it? : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 10:51 AM
That's so not fair! I'm gonna call Hash and see what the surprise was...
Chris : NyquistX3 : 7/6/05 10:53 AM
It was probably his honorable mention in the 3rd grade spelling bee...the one in which he participated in last year.
Wait a minute--I thought it was Weed? : nittmo : 7/6/05 10:55 AM
Is it Weed or Hash for chrissakes? And why the hell don't I get a surprise?
Maybe it was Mr. Tommer's wifebeater... : rnargi : 7/6/05 10:55 AM
...autographed....
Actually, : rnargi : 7/6/05 10:55 AM
I just went to Wal-Mart and got replica Tommer wifebeater....it's very nice!
nyquist : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 10:56 AM
did you know that your name means the "orginal cave man"!! great job dude
I called Hash : The Humongous : 7/6/05 10:58 AM
Store is closed until noon. I checked online and they do have replicas of both the T-34 and the Panzer, so we can have them fight it out and settle last week's discussion.
nittmo... : Brown Hornet : 7/6/05 10:59 AM
...so, did you call. If so, what did Bong-Hit have to say?
.. : NyquistX3 : 7/6/05 11:00 AM
I bet that's a killer comeback in Mrs. Brown's Reading class down at the school.
By the way : NyquistX3 : 7/6/05 11:00 AM
I & lt;3 you, blueblood =D
. : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 11:01 AM
What's an orginal?
please keep calling : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 11:01 AM
more discounts for me! "thanks dudes
thanks!! : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 11:05 AM
By the way : NyquistX3 : 7/6/05 11:00 AM I & lt;3 you, blueblood =D
Awesome... did it say: : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 11:06 AM
Thank's for calling Hash's Hobby Shop, are hours are 12:00 till around 5:30 - 7:00ish. If you'd like to leave a message for Hash press ONE now. If you'd like more information on nitro trucks specs & info press TWO now. If you'd like an Amani Tommer auto press THREE now. If you are interested in Hash's OTHER products please hang up now and visit the stores rear entrance.
hurry up football season.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 11:09 AM
these guys are bored, i hope we dont lose the first 5 games in a row.. LMFAO
Was it really... : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 11:10 AM
THAT funny? Liar...
If we lose the first 5 games... : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 11:11 AM
They will indeed be in a row, chronologically speaking.
06' : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 11:13 AM
RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Giant Mike -- exactly : The Humongous : 7/6/05 11:14 AM
except that the message asked not to call around 4:20 or so.
I love BBI. : Curtis in MD : 7/6/05 11:20 AM
=)
I found Hash : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 11:25 AM
Upper right pic... looks like John Oates.
HASH (new window)
Actually, I think that's Keith Hernandez. : nittmo : 7/6/05 11:28 AM
Or Chong.
There is a message board... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 11:29 AM
this could get ugly.
no : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 11:29 AM
thats john
Mario : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 11:29 AM
from Donkey Kong?
Is that the counter... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 11:31 AM
Tommer had you bent over?
WOW : Joey in VA : 7/6/05 11:33 AM
...
Tommer (new window)
little mike : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 11:33 AM
you talk a lot of you know what! lol
Hash! : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 11:44 AM
ALL YEAR BABY!!!

CiP : Joey in VA : 7/6/05 11:45 AM
Where's Tommer???
Joey... : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 11:46 AM
Tommer has never been in that store. It was all BS. I didn't want to misrepresent...
we really dont think eli is ready? : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 11:47 AM
do we..please, still have another 2 more years, sad but true
But but but : Joey in VA : 7/6/05 11:47 AM
He said..he said he saw Tommer and he was regular like us
He looks ready : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 11:48 AM
for a new NITRO TRUCK.
That's not hash : Joey in VA : 7/6/05 11:49 AM
It's ta-ta-toofy
Chris in philly at it again : islander1 : 7/6/05 11:51 AM
what a masterpiece, definite president of BBI artwork. He's got a gift...
I hope Tommer : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 11:51 AM
doesn't drive his new NITRO TRUCK into a LAVA PIT!
Hey Hash... : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 11:52 AM
Phil McConkey called. He wants his look back...
My replica Tommer Wifebeater... : rnargi : 7/6/05 11:53 AM

Margi : Joey in VA : 7/6/05 11:54 AM
Are those diagonal speed lines?
Margie... : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 11:54 AM
Let's leave this to the professionals...
It's a replica.... : rnargi : 7/6/05 11:56 AM
if it was real, the speedlines would have been better
Great : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 11:56 AM
we have all the pieces... now we can reinact the scene. That shirt, some army shorts, and some open-toe sandals... a picture of Tommer and the alleged counter. I think we can see how this went down.
Now... will that lead us to some answers about "THE 3"? Who knows?
Tommer was there. : The Humongous : 7/6/05 12:04 PM

can't.... : trimipi : 7/6/05 12:06 PM
stop.... laughing..... must.... find.... oxygen....
LMAO! This thread is golden... : BigBlue26 : 7/6/05 12:09 PM
Why am I not surprised that a guy named Hash doesn't open his store until noon?
And CiP... yet another pic for the art history books!
Oh my God, I can't stop laughing. : nittmo : 7/6/05 12:13 PM
I don't know about you all, but I'm even more impressed that Eli was there, though I didn't realize he was so short. Could the 3 be Eli, Tommer and Hash?
Hey : bc0312 : 7/6/05 12:13 PM
is Plax on the TV?
Oh man : Ralph.C : 7/6/05 12:20 PM
That was almost as good as the "bathroom at work" thread. Anyone still have that one?
I TALKED TO HASH!! : The Humongous : 7/6/05 12:20 PM
The story is true. He got a good laugh out of someone calling to check.
Did you ask him : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 12:22 PM
about our new friend here on BBI?
Extremely Large One... : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:23 PM
I never doubted the story...I believed Toomer was really there....it's just one hell of a funny way to tell a story!
bc... : Chris in Philly : 7/6/05 12:23 PM
Yes. He's being interviewed for High Times TV...
I asked him to tell the customer who was haning with Amani : The Humongous : 7/6/05 12:24 PM
"ALL YEAR BABY!"
Humongous, : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 12:25 PM
That's assuming a guy who doesn't know his name is Toomer even though it's written on his jersey actually knows what he looks like.
let me clear it up : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 12:26 PM
i didnt post this last night because we was busy, so as soon as i got up this morning i thought i'll tell you all who i saw at my lhs, my youngest son woke up and asked me something crazy, so i said something like a week ago to him, while i was tring to type, so the words came out like 33 ago where it should've been 33 years old, father of 3 small children now there are you guys happy!
What was that crazy thing you were asked: : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 12:28 PM
"Dad, how do you spell cat?"
Peter, : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 12:29 PM
Yes, but that was like a week ago.
so you're saying you can't type : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:29 PM
and perform basic speech functions at the same time?
He couldn't spell CAT if you spotted him the c and the A.... : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:30 PM
(Trivia time, who said it, and who was it said about?)
About Bradshaw, : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 12:32 PM
can't remember who said it.
i can spell you mothers name.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 12:38 PM
C U N T !
Dude : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 12:40 PM
Not cool. Mothers, wives & kids are off limits.
and apparently you are having : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 12:41 PM
trouble with your as well.
Ouch. Blueblood, take it easy. : nittmo : 7/6/05 12:41 PM
You won the thread. Your story was vindicated (demented and psychotic, but vindicated) and you made everybody laugh. Don't take it so seriously.
:o : D HOS : 7/6/05 12:41 PM

Whoa! : Psycho : 7/6/05 12:41 PM
Careful, guy, that can be a bannable offense.
Personally, I'd hate to see you gone, for the next time you run into Toomer.
Hollywood Henderson said it, no? : PetesHereNow : 7/6/05 12:42 PM
Prior to one of the Dallas-Pitt SB's?
Actually, : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:43 PM
that is the ONE word that Eric has said will instantly get you banned....
OK BBandB : bc0312 : 7/6/05 12:43 PM
spell it
Hahaha, : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 12:43 PM
I hope you don't kiss Hash with that mouth.
OMG : Gman11 : 7/6/05 12:43 PM
My sides can't take much more of this. This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read.
BTW, what time did you get up this morning? 5:30 around 7ish?
DING DING DING! : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:43 PM
It was Henderson, before the SB, about Bradshaw....
Psycho... : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:44 PM
it's TOMMER....get with the program, slick.
AIIIIGHT GUYS SORRY.... : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 12:45 PM
but im on my way out there to pick up my mammoth st, just spoke to hash and he said that some guy called from P.A. and said that i was a baby then hung up, lol...
whats : bc0312 : 7/6/05 12:46 PM
a mammoth st?
You shouldn't speak ill of the dead. : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 12:46 PM
I admit that wasn't the question. It was infinitely more difficult. "Daddy, when Mommy ramming that baseball bat up your backside last night, did it remind you prison?"
"ALL YEAR BABY!" : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 12:47 PM
you dolt.
bc : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 12:48 PM
mammoth st
Link (new window)
Nothing like having grammar errors. : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 12:48 PM
It should say
"Daddy, when Mommy was ramming that baseball bat up your backside last night, did it remind you of prison?"
Toomer may very well have been in the store... : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 12:49 PM
but isn't it a little funny that the only guy who recognized him doesn't know his name?
bc--I think he means : nittmo : 7/6/05 12:49 PM
a Wooly Mammoth.
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:50 PM
Someone called and said "All Year Baby" and then hung up? And he thought he called BB05& B a baby? EFFING PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAhAhAHAHA!!!
peter you keep coming!!! : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 12:50 PM
you would know about prison, was prob' some where hiding when brian "wild out" in your court room....
PiA : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 12:50 PM
But look at the grammatical example set by the father. Your initial post may have been more accurate.
mammoth st : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 12:52 PM
http://media.hobbypeople.net/video/mammothst.mov
WHAAAAAA : nittmo : 7/6/05 12:52 PM
AAAA?
True, : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 12:52 PM
Daddy seems to have a "Dexter Manley" reading level.
DAMMMMMIT!!! : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:52 PM
no one's answering the phone!
i really cant believe : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 12:53 PM
that this thread ran for 4 hours WOW
blue, : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 12:54 PM
We probably aren't even half way yet, I'll bet it goes until 5:30 around 7ish.
BB... : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:55 PM
I think your boss is pissed...he's not answering the phone...you may need to show him this thread, hoss!
if you guys wanna roast me.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 12:56 PM
9736226645 let the man run his store, geeezz
I'm sure he's : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 12:56 PM
loving the "free pub".
shep... : Brown Hornet : 7/6/05 12:57 PM
...nice.
Well fella's...only one thing to do now... : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:57 PM
...call both numbers....
margi i dont work there.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 12:57 PM
nut-job!
nut job! : rnargi : 7/6/05 12:58 PM
I thought I was the Prince of Darkness!
he's the nutjob? : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 12:58 PM
He's not the one posting a number telling people to call, then getting pissed when they call. Not to mention he's not the idiot posting his own phone # on the web.
Lmao, I thought blue worked there too. : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 1:01 PM
The poor guy who owns the place, probably the most action his message board has seen in some time too.
Shawn... : rnargi : 7/6/05 1:01 PM
not yet maybe, but I do have my aspirations and dreams, you know....
Damn, Hash put down the pipe for one frickin's second : The Humongous : 7/6/05 1:01 PM
I told him to tell his customer who was hanging out with Amani "ALL YEAR BABY!".
Holy crap I think we crashed his server... : rnargi : 7/6/05 1:03 PM
....I can't log in.....lol!
no seriously dudes.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 1:04 PM
dont call there being disrespectful.....com'on guys
shep : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 1:05 PM
I think it was the most views on any thread on there.
I think those great "discounts" : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 1:06 PM
are turning into "charges".
More split personalities? : PTP IN ABQ : 7/6/05 1:06 PM
Are blueblood and hash the same person? Is the phone number to a disposable cell phone?
Peter : Gman11 : 7/6/05 1:06 PM
Dexter Manley is the guy's English tutor!
BTW, if we don't call Hash how can you get all those discounts?
The guy that breaks out : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 1:06 PM
"See you next tuesday" about someone's mother is asking people to be respectful? Priceless.
really lets get a laugh out of it... : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 1:07 PM
but dont call being disrespectfull, no really
I'm serious... : rnargi : 7/6/05 1:07 PM
I can't access the message board...I hope we didn't crash it!
If it did crash, : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 1:08 PM
we all know who is to blame.
No, it's up... : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 1:08 PM
Not many posts but tons of views.
Yeah : Shawn in Jersey : 7/6/05 1:08 PM
let's get a laugh out of you talking about mothers...
It's all : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 1:09 PM
Tommer's fault.
Holy crap : Darren in TR : 7/6/05 1:09 PM
this has got to be one of the funniest threads ever. This one is a definite keeper.
Lol... : rnargi : 7/6/05 1:10 PM
I just got on...I think they have Eric's old server!
I think it : Gman11 : 7/6/05 1:11 PM
was this post that crashed his server, " tell my new good friends to come here cause hash will tell that regular tommer had a wifebeatearmy shorts at 7ish bent over real regular."
The server is still cracking up.
peter..im sorry : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 1:18 PM
no really!!!!!!!!
yo peter.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 1:21 PM
i really im sorry..and who ever else i pissed off...sorry dudes
blueblood : manh george : 7/6/05 1:26 PM
Only 48 more apologies and I believe you will be off the hook.
No apoligies necessary to me dude... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 1:35 PM
you are effin priceless... funniest poster ever. You are making what started as a miserable day for me a good one. I have not laughed this hard in months.
Stuff your sorrys in a sack, Mister. : Peter in Atlanta : 7/6/05 1:36 PM
sorry peter : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 1:37 PM
sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,
no it really was uncalled for.. : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 1:39 PM
i feel your pain dude!
Peter : Gman11 : 7/6/05 1:39 PM
Accept the apology, but be careful when he asks you to bend over.
Yea... : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 1:40 PM
You don't want him to whip out the mammoth st on you.
yo..dont start... : blueblood05& beyond : 7/6/05 1:42 PM
you guys are crazy as hell..lol
LMFAO!! OK, blueblood, you've now proven : nittmo : 7/6/05 1:51 PM
that you're story is correct; that you can make everyone on this board LTAO; and that you can be repentent when you f up. You have one final mission on your road to becoming a legend. Here's your mission if you choose to accept it: Write one single crystal clear sentence. No grammatical errors, no backward/forward leaps in space or time, no misspellings, and, most of all, no bending tommer over the counter.
I still think the guy he saw, : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 1:52 PM
might really have been named Tommer.
Maybe it's : bc0312 : 7/6/05 1:53 PM
that Armani Tommer guy that everyone confuses with Amani Toomer.
It was probably : Gman11 : 7/6/05 1:55 PM
Tommer Maddox
Lets see : Giant Mike : 7/6/05 1:55 PM
Well... dosent quite match the description:
Tommer? (new window)
It just may be him!!!! : rnargi : 7/6/05 1:58 PM
"Interactive Object Segmentation in Video by Fitting Splines to Graph Cuts"...I think that Beyond got "splines" mixed up with "speed lines" and made the quantum leap anyone of us would have made, had we been in a similar situation! It all makes SENSE now! (now where'd I leave that hash pipe?)
What is the record number of posts... : manh george : 7/6/05 2:05 PM
to a thread about a thread?
3 : rnargi : 7/6/05 2:06 PM
.
The funniest thing is... : Psycho : 7/6/05 2:14 PM
...that he deleted the original thread, but you guys save it in time, re-posted it, and he got right back in it.
Keep it up, BB05B, start a new post, about anything, any time you want.
Tommer... : shepherdsam : 7/6/05 6:05 PM
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
LOL.....Can't believe I missed this thread today : MatrixLeos : 7/6/05 7:15 PM
Thanks Shawn for saving it!
This... : FatMan in Charlotte : 7/6/05 7:40 PM
Is example A on why newbies deserve all of the scorn heaped on them!!
Focking priceless.
funniest thread EVER : mgorga : 7/6/05 8:06 PM
This is the funniest thread I have ever seen in this forum and I absolutely cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard.
CiP's "artwork" put me out of my chair and literally onto the floor in my office. Gem after gem follow-ups and I am so damn mad I missed it live....though I may not have lived through it.
And the store guy couldn't have been BOB or JACK or even IZZY....it had to be HASH!!! Literally ROTFLMAO!!!
Gotta thank you all for this gem. ;-)
Exhausted...just exhausted : mgorga : 7/6/05 8:11 PM
after reading this. LMAO!!!
This is : Berrylish2 : 7/6/05 10:19 PM
great. I am so glad I printed it out earlier today. Good reading material for the brief power outage. :)
You are all very welcome! : rnargi : 7/6/05 11:02 PM
!
Damn, late for the party : TD : 7/7/05 12:23 AM
But still got a great laugh:
"we stood shoulder to shoulder bent over the counter... it was wierd like just a regular guy"
And just as good: "call the store today ask to speak to a guy name "hash"
Maybe best of all is that the guy in the picture is NOT hash : TD : 7/7/05 12:27 AM
imagine what THAT guy has to look like to earn that nickname over the one in the pic
New strange twist... : Giant Mike : 7/7/05 12:23 PM
I went to those websites with the files he linked at the start of the thread... they are RC Truck sites... I believe the files are movies of some kick a$$ nitro truck action.
How this all links back to the "33 year ago father" or "THE 3" is still under investigation.
For anyone who hasn't visited Hash's message board, it's a must read! : MatrixLeos : 7/7/05 6:06 PM
Joey linked it above but if you don't want to scroll up, here's the link again.
Hash's Message Board (new window)
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