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NFT: Game of Thrones: s4e02

Modus Operandi : 4/13/2014 10:46 am
A toast to the proud Lannister children, the dwarf, the cripple and the mother of madness.

#lessdaenerysismore #teamjaime #moarbewbsplz
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I can't wait, between GoT and Mad Men  
BigBlueBuff : 4/13/2014 10:56 am : link
I've got a good night of television ahead.
GoT, Veep, and...  
Chris in Philly : 4/13/2014 11:44 am : link
Silicon Valley is the best 2 hours of tv going. Can't wait!
Lots of people...  
Chris in Philly : 4/13/2014 11:45 am : link
name their swords.

Lots of cunts.
is there a correlation between people who play D&D and who watch  
chris r : 4/13/2014 11:47 am : link
GoTs?
No...  
Chris in Philly : 4/13/2014 11:49 am : link
.
Eh, no need to respond to a troll.  
kickerpa16 : 4/13/2014 11:54 am : link
Best thing to do is try to avoid reading any of the troll's posts from this point forward, which I've been trying to do (successful until now) for a while.
.  
smshmth8690 : 4/13/2014 12:02 pm : link
Lot's of trolls
Lot's of cunts
The Hound  
weeg in the bronx : 4/13/2014 12:11 pm : link
Is starting to approach Al Swearingen status
This is the episode where Sansa gets burned alive  
Motley Blue : 4/13/2014 12:36 pm : link



















I'm hoping.
Motley Blue  
newjacksm : 4/13/2014 12:53 pm : link
If that happened in the books, why wouldn't you put a spoiler tag?

Thanks, cunt.
for each season, one episode was written by GRRM  
WeatherMan : 4/13/2014 1:02 pm : link
Previous seasons he helmed The Pointy End (1-8), Blackwater (2-9), and The Bear and the Maiden Fair (3-7). Tonight is his episode for season 4.
good call modus  
Davisian : 4/13/2014 1:05 pm : link
And maybe they'll get to Jon snow killing the entire knights watch to save ygritte
I ordered two of these  
Jim in Scranton : 4/13/2014 1:14 pm : link
last week and they came in yesterday.

http://www.jelldragon.com/beer_mugs.htm
And I plan to drink  
Jim in Scranton : 4/13/2014 1:30 pm : link
Ye Ole Coors Light Ale out of it later.
RE: Lots of people...  
giantsfaninphilly : 4/13/2014 2:11 pm : link
In comment 11618098 Chris in Philly said:
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name their swords.

Lots of cunts.


One of the best one-liners in a long time. I LOLed on that one.
I won't post spoilers of any kind  
BigBlueBuff : 4/13/2014 2:31 pm : link
nor will I say categorically that anything good or bad happens to Sansa tonight, but I can tell you that Motley Blue was trying to be funny with the "I'm hoping" at the end of his post. Don't let it affect your viewing!
Just found a bottle of the Fire and Blood ale  
Tyrion : 4/13/2014 2:32 pm : link
from Ommegang for tonight. I'm pumped.
I havent read the books  
Motley Blue : 4/13/2014 3:25 pm : link
but Sansa's gotta go. I have no idea what to expect, but all men deserve to dream and my dream involves Sansa burning...or being stabbed...or being raped and eaten by a dragon...or a giant...or dire wolf. Whatever. Hell, I don't care if she crashes her smart car and it makes no fucking sense what so ever. Bitch needs to go.
RE: Lots of people...  
j_rud : 4/13/2014 3:28 pm : link
In comment 11618098 Chris in Philly said:
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name their swords.

Lots of cunts.


Oberyn and the Thenns got a lot of attention last week but I thought Arya and The Hound stole the show.
Don't like  
Tim in Eternal Blue : 4/13/2014 4:51 pm : link
Them replacing the actor that played Daario . That dude was a beast.

Love the Hound.
Booyah!  
Chris in Philly : 4/13/2014 9:55 pm : link
!
It's about time  
redbeard : 4/13/2014 9:56 pm : link
Die, ya little prick
Brace yourselves.  
Exit 172 : 4/13/2014 9:57 pm : link
The YouTube reaction videos are coming.
Best death ever  
RobCarpenter : 4/13/2014 10:01 pm : link
It was the Queen of Thorns, wasn't it?
Wow  
bob in tx : 4/13/2014 10:01 pm : link
.
Choke on it  
Mark from Jersey : 4/13/2014 10:04 pm : link
Bastard!!!!

YYYYEEEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I already knew the spoiler, so I was just counting down the seconds.  
Shockeyisthebest80 : 4/13/2014 10:18 pm : link
Jack Gleason was great in the role, but I couldn't take anymore Joffrey. Now I can transfer all of the hate for him towards Cersei. What a bitch.
Plenty of suspects  
PEEJ : 4/13/2014 10:20 pm : link
with motive
That was so awsome  
Dave in Buffalo : 4/13/2014 10:31 pm : link
They made him suffer, and we didn't have to wait for the season finale.
I always get a little  
Tim in Eternal Blue : 4/13/2014 10:34 pm : link
choked up at weddings.
i havent read the books  
Pete in 'Vliet : 4/13/2014 10:35 pm : link
this is just a guess, but ill tag it in case anyone wants to draw their own predictions


My money is on Sansa. The cup fell right to her, and she wanted to leave as soon as Joffrey took his first drink. Also that ser Dontos guy who most likely saw her was in a big rush to get her out of there
from now on  
Pete in 'Vliet : 4/13/2014 10:49 pm : link
any character who is invited to a wedding in Westeros needs to RUN!
Ive been waiting for that for aong time  
j_rud : 4/13/2014 10:56 pm : link
and it delivered. A terrifying, painful death for a wretched little psychotic shit. It's a testament to Jack Gleason, but I was starting to actually get pissed with all his references to defeating Robb Stark lol.
On a smaller note  
Tim in Eternal Blue : 4/13/2014 11:01 pm : link
The Red Viper had a great back and forth with "the former queen regent".

He's going to be a fun character to watch.
That was really good.  
Motley Blue : 4/13/2014 11:03 pm : link
I told my girlfriend how much I was going to enjoy it when Joffrey dies ( without knowing, just assuming) and less than a minute later he's dying.
For having just won a war the Lanister clan is looking pretty pathetic these days.
Pete  
j_rud : 4/13/2014 11:04 pm : link
Plenty of people will see it that way and lord knows she had motive, but...
I really want the mother  
Tim in Eternal Blue : 4/13/2014 11:04 pm : link
To die an amazing death. I hate that twat.
RE: That was really good.  
j_rud : 4/13/2014 11:06 pm : link
In comment 11619010 Motley Blue said:
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I told my girlfriend how much I was going to enjoy it when Joffrey dies ( without knowing, just assuming) and less than a minute later he's dying.
For having just won a war the Lanister clan is looking pretty pathetic these days.


It was fun knowing it was coming, but it sure would have made for a helluva surprise. I probably would've been cheering like Cruz just broke a 70 harder.
Wow  
Jerry in DC : 4/13/2014 11:13 pm : link
I did not see that coming. And I was just thinking how much I was enjoying Joffrey as a character. He REALLY hammed it up for that last scene, which I guess was a fitting send off.

Hopefully we won't spend too much time clearing Tyrion - he obviously didn't do it and that's kind a of worn out TV trope. I

I figure the Dorns seem like clubhouse favorites, but just about everybody had a reason to want to kill that little bastard. It would be pretty awesome if Kingslayer struck again.
Yeah it was a surprise.  
Motley Blue : 4/13/2014 11:24 pm : link
The whole set up was great. Just a whole lot of Joffrey being Joffrey. Stoking the coals of the viewers hatred at the expense of a fan favorite. Then Oh shit! He's choking! Oh shit!
So who is the creepier highborn wife,  
j_rud : 4/13/2014 11:26 pm : link
Selyse Baratheon or Lysa Arryn?
RE: RE: Lots of people...  
j_rud : 4/13/2014 11:29 pm : link
In comment 11618270 giantsfaninphilly said:
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In comment 11618098 Chris in Philly said:


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name their swords.

Lots of cunts.



One of the best one-liners in a long time. I LOLed on that one.


That was a great line, and it served a purpose this week when Joffrey received his wedding gift from Tywin. But I have to say, I'm partial to "What the fuck is a Lommy?".
Also  
Motley Blue : 4/13/2014 11:30 pm : link
Milasandre? The red witch lady, she was looking particularly hot in this episode. Bolton's Bastard had a nice looking honey too, but those jealousy issues tho
Stannis' wife  
giantsfaninphilly : 4/13/2014 11:33 pm : link
Is a freakin nut. She has 3 dead babies in formaldehyde (and one is only a torso) and she was pretty orgasmic when her brother fried on the stake.

Lysa nursing her 8 year old son was tame in comparison.
after watching this  
sinctybldh : 4/14/2014 12:15 am : link
i am wondering 2 things:

1) who is now king?
2) will someone even more sadistic and psychotic take over as king?
Joffrey's little brother Tommen  
BigBlueBuff : 4/14/2014 12:17 am : link
is now the king. This isn't a spoiler, but as for House Lannister looking weak, this is actually a good thing for them. It consolidates the power with Tywin and rids him of a grandson who was more a liability than an asset. Remember that it was Joffrey, against advice from his family, who started the war with the Starks. With Tywin controlling Tommen they seem in a stronger position at the moment.
Here is Alan Sepinwall's review of the episode,  
BigBlueBuff : 4/14/2014 12:20 am : link
he hasn't read the novels so he doesn't spoil anything to come:

Game of Thrones Review - ( New Window )
Thank God they got to finally killing that fuck.  
Davisian : 4/14/2014 12:28 am : link
Great job by that Gleeson kid pulling it off.

He played "total cunt ass fuck face mother fucker who needs to die" extremely well..


im guessing there cant be a wedding  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 12:42 am : link
without a bedding, so Joffrey's little bro is king?
Tommen becomes king  
PEEJ : 4/14/2014 12:46 am : link
"Lady" Cersei becomes Queen Regent again
i think Cersi did it  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 12:48 am : link
the bottle the wine came from was infront of her.
I doubt Sansa did it, that would have required a plan and planning requires thinking and Sansa is incapable of thinking because she's a fucking waterhead.
Maybe Cersei  
Joe in Cambridge : 4/14/2014 1:17 am : link
was the target, and Joffrey just had some really bad luck.
this is one of the better plot lines of the whole series  
Nitro : 4/14/2014 2:31 am : link
what's behind Joffery's death.
episode spoiler  
Nitro : 4/14/2014 3:30 am : link
worth seeing again
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Was it the wine or the pie?  
jgambrosio : 4/14/2014 7:07 am : link
Did Margery eat any of it? The camera flashing to it after he broke it open gave some foreshadowing I thought.
I am reading this thread assuming  
bigbluehoya : 4/14/2014 7:29 am : link
That this is the "no spoilers" iteration. If I am incorrect someone please say so and I'll be gone.

Jg - I was arguing with my brother in law last night about this. I was initially adamant that it was the wine. He noted the shot of the pie dripping on the floor and made me re-watch that scene...I'm now convinced it was the pie.

I don't think it was the Red Viper that was responsible, but I am eager to see if he causes some havoc in short order now that things will be in a state of flux.

Glad to see Joffrey fall, but I'm slightly disappointed because I had envisioned someone beating the living daylights out of him.
Motley  
cjac : 4/14/2014 8:01 am : link
you're an asshole
Cersei had the most to gain  
Ten Ton Hammer : 4/14/2014 8:35 am : link
Joffrey's wife was more than ready to completely put Cersei in the corner and be a real queen, which would have put the Lannisters firmly behind House Tyrell in the power rankings.


Kill one awful son in exchange for Tommen the Harmless, the Lannisters stay in power with Tywin as the Hand, but really the King, and Cersei as Queen Regent.

Not spoilers, I haven't read the book.

Though, honestly, who didn't have reason to want to kill Joffrey?
The "fool" who pulled Sansa away obviously had something  
Curtis in VA : 4/14/2014 8:43 am : link
to do with it. When he told her to go with him it was like he knew it was going to happen and was waiting there to pull her away. I don't see him concocting any plans with Cercei.

I don't think it was anyone at that table. They all looked completely taken by surprise. And this show doesn't make things that easy either.

The only person  
Jan in DC : 4/14/2014 8:44 am : link
in the whole series who likes Joffery is Cersei. And killing Joffery means that the Lannisters have a weaker claim to the throne than before, not stronger.

Just my .02
Killing Jofffrey means the Tyrells don't have half the throne  
Ten Ton Hammer : 4/14/2014 8:50 am : link
Cersei likes power as much or more than she likes her children. And also hates Margaery being Queen.
cjac  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 8:51 am : link

go fuck yourself?
You should  
cjac : 4/14/2014 8:55 am : link
be more sure of yourself

like when you post spoilers
i spent the first three seasons wanting Joffrey to get it  
Essex : 4/14/2014 8:55 am : link
but I could not help feeling a bit sad last night, I am going to miss that character.
No spoilers  
giantsfan227B : 4/14/2014 8:56 am : link
except to say that was a cool makeup/special effect at end of show.
No book knowledge but  
FredDryer89 : 4/14/2014 9:05 am : link
I think it was Varys for the good of the Realm
i have not read the books  
Essex : 4/14/2014 9:10 am : link
so no spoilers here, but if I had to venture a guess, I would think it was the guy who was all upset that the Lannisters killed his niece and nephew.
The result might arguably benefit Cersei,  
Enoch : 4/14/2014 9:12 am : link
but the means certainly did not. If she wanted to poison Joff, she could've done it at literally any other meal he's eaten without making such an enormous public scene of it. Just invite the person you want to frame to dine with them, make arrange a distraction, and get a dead son without all the embarrassment to her family. (Or, you know, send him boar hunting with a skin full of brandy...)
Someone in here got it...not gonna say who, but its here...  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 9:13 am : link
Stop asking who benefited the most from Joffrey' s death and start asking yourself who would have suffered the most had he lived and ruled.
cjac  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 9:16 am : link
didn't know speculating was akin to posting spoilers, so Sansa really does get eaten by a dire wolf? That's cool.
10 minutes before dies, we're sitting there watching saying  
Kyle : 4/14/2014 9:16 am : link
"the episode that Joffrey dies is going to be glorious"

INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
Kyle  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 9:19 am : link
Same thing at my house.
RE: Someone in here got it...not gonna say who, but its here...  
Ten Ton Hammer : 4/14/2014 9:22 am : link
In comment 11619203 j_rud said:
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Stop asking who benefited the most from Joffrey' s death and start asking yourself who would have suffered the most had he lived and ruled.


But that would make everyone a suspect, lol
Also, the show tends to telegraph itself a bit with the recaps.  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 9:27 am : link
They're kind of stuck, being that the story is so vast and often self referential they need to remind viewers with those recaps. At the same time, if you watch the last 2 recaps it becomes very obvious who was pulling the strings.
I peaked in the book thread out of curiosity to find out who it might  
Curtis in VA : 4/14/2014 9:33 am : link
be, but then clicked out before I got the answer. I just couldnt do it lol. I don't want to know yet.
Haha  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 9:36 am : link
I just did the same thing
I'm afraid to  
NJGiantFan84 : 4/14/2014 9:43 am : link
read this thread because there was no spiler warning in the OP. But this season has started out tremendously. Lots of action from the start w/ Arya getting revenge & now The King dying. I enjoy the so called "slow" episodes as wel, but this has been a lot of fun already.

I must say as much as I enjoyed watching him die, I will miss the Joffrey character. He was great to hate and the actor was fantastic. Great show, great episode, great job all around. I'm guessing his brother will take the throne & Cersei will re-take the role of Queen regent???

Tommen takes the throne  
UConn4523 : 4/14/2014 9:45 am : link
as he is next in line as the heir. Cersei will still act as Queen even though Margery is technically the Queen.
You have good reason to be afraid  
bigbluehoya : 4/14/2014 9:48 am : link
This is the no spoilers version, but as always some people who know the outcomes can't resist the giddiness associated with giving veiled hints or giving unsolicited "hot or cold" responses to peoples speculation.

It's one of the things about this place that I just can't wrap my mind around.

RE: You have good reason to be afraid  
Kyle : 4/14/2014 9:57 am : link
In comment 11619265 bigbluehoya said:
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This is the no spoilers version, but as always some people who know the outcomes can't resist the giddiness associated with giving veiled hints or giving unsolicited "hot or cold" responses to peoples speculation.

It's one of the things about this place that I just can't wrap my mind around.


It's pretty fucking obnoxious, to be honest.
I dont know how I feel  
KWhite2250 : 4/14/2014 9:57 am : link
On one hand, couldnt wait for the prick to die but on the other hand, we lise another great character. Now I only care about Arya and Tyrion. Im sure we'll get more characters but will I care as much as I did about the Starks or King Joff?

And it was Snape! He did it
No one has spoiled anything on this thread.  
BigBlueBuff : 4/14/2014 9:58 am : link
But it is interesting to read all of the speculation about the murderer.
Where has anyone spoiled anything?  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 10:01 am : link
Taking about the actual episode and hints left in it is not discussing spoilers. People watch the show, then they talk about it. If thats annoying or obnoxious to you the solution seems pretty simple.
I guess I just hope it was sansa  
Pete in 'Vliet : 4/14/2014 10:02 am : link
I would be nice if, after everything he had done to her, she was the one to get her last revenge.

Plus it really did look like she waved her hand over the cup before giving it back to tyrion.
You know exactly what I'm talking about  
bigbluehoya : 4/14/2014 10:08 am : link
The posts like "someone in here got it" are completely obnoxious and unnecessary.

I can fully appreciate that it would be interesting to lurk and see the reactions of people learning this stuff in real time.

However I can't see how making a post like that benefits anyone or even benefits you. I think people have made it clear over time that they'd prefer not to have any of that kind of shit.

Your allusion to the idea that maybe I should just stay away altogether isn't without some merit. However it doesn't make what you do in these non-spoiler / "non-book-reader" threads any less pathetic.
Its a fun "who done it" discussion  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 10:16 am : link
and you're gonna whine because someone said "One of you got it". That's "pathetic"? Jesus H, stop taking yourself so seriously. If you don't shut up and quit crying I'll post the whole goddamn story and give you a reason to bitch.













Yes, again, I'm joking. You picking up a theme here about chilling the fuck out?
The more I think about it,  
Enoch : 4/14/2014 10:19 am : link
the more I think that the general concern over "spoilers" is lame.

Posited: If enjoyment of some piece of media can be "spoiled" by advance knowledge of the outcome, it wasn't very good to begin with.
(Which isn't to say that I don't  
Enoch : 4/14/2014 10:21 am : link
respect people's wishes and keep my mouth shut if I know that's what they want.)

(Spoiler: Romeo and Juliet both end up dead!)
We can agree to disagree  
bigbluehoya : 4/14/2014 10:24 am : link
Just know that the audience for which this iteration of the discussion is intended really just wishes you would go away and keep it in the other thread. If you don't believe that, I just don't know what else to say.

But obviously you will do as you please. That is certainly your right. So have fun.

It's nothing personal.
j_rud and enoch I suppose  
NoGainDayne : 4/14/2014 10:39 am : link
you guys are completely wrong and this isn't an agree to disagree situation.

One of the best parts of this show is that it isn't predictable and formulaic. I feel like anything can happen. Now you have gone and said that one of the things I have read in this thread is the truth.

That's really annoying, instead of it being open ended now there are a list of theories from this thread (not as long as the one I have even populated in my head)

Basically you have stymied my imagination, and for what? What was the purpose in saying someone got it? Pretty much just drawing attention to yourself, congratulations, mission accomplished. Now go play soothsayer somewhere else.

And that doesn't even start with the lame hint you gave  
NoGainDayne : 4/14/2014 10:42 am : link
that yes, also gives something away. It's not always the person that benefits the most that is to blame, especially not in this show of blurred lines and backstabbing. Sometimes its the person with the most guts that does it not just the person who stands to gain the most or lose the least. So again, yes, you are an attention seeking inconsiderate person.
As a book reader  
RB^2 : 4/14/2014 10:48 am : link
I remember how enjoyable it was to try to figure out what happened and who could have been behind it and just generally to read how events unfolded subsequently without anyone spoiling or hinting anything for me. I think it's pretty bush league to take that away from the TV-only viewers.
All the show watchers want  
PEEJ : 4/14/2014 10:50 am : link
is what the book readers got when they read the series. Would book readers have been disappointed to learn half-way though book 1 that Eddard Stark would be beheaded for treason ?

Show watchers want to see the story unfold as intended, with the drama and suspense being built along the way.
I don't really know what happened in here  
Ten Ton Hammer : 4/14/2014 10:52 am : link
but I don't think I spoiled anything. If I did, I'm sorry. I don't actually know anything about what's going to happen. I'm just guessing.
TTH  
bigbluehoya : 4/14/2014 10:57 am : link
Not you.

What you are doing is exactly what the thread is here for, in my opinion.
RE: Its a fun  
Joe in Cambridge : 4/14/2014 11:00 am : link
In comment 11619329 j_rud said:
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and you're gonna whine because someone said "One of you got it". That's "pathetic"? Jesus H, stop taking yourself so seriously. If you don't shut up and quit crying I'll post the whole goddamn story and give you a reason to bitch.
If a number of people don't want you to post book-inspired hints in this thread, why would you? What's the benefit?
Who revealed anything, let alone something as big as Neds death?  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 11:04 am : link
People have their ideas. They want to discuss them. I said one of them is right. If that's annoying or obnoxious to you then I don't know what to say other than to guess you're easily irritated.

And Christ Peej, are you auditioning for a role? "All we want is to see the story unfold as it was intended!". And who exactly is preventing you from doing that? If all you're interested in is watching the show unfold as it was intended why are you on the internet seeking out discussions and others opinions of it, which will surely influence your perception and *gasp* maybe even cause you to view something NOT as Martin intended.

Its a underrated, people were talking about their ideas. If anything was truly spoiled then sure, I would be sorry. Not trying to rain on anyone's parade. But some of you take this "spoiler" nonsense too far.
i'm a reader  
UConn4523 : 4/14/2014 11:04 am : link
and I wouldn't hint at anything in these threads. Fun to see all the reactions on here and I'll only speak to facts already brought up in the show. Saying "X" happened differently in the book is still a giveaway (a huge problem on the Walking Dead "non-spoiler" threads).
I'm definitely anti-spoiler  
Wuphat : 4/14/2014 11:07 am : link
but I think there's a big difference between "So and so killed so and so" and "Of all the guesses as to who killed so and so, someone guessed correctly"

No need for this to go on, just delete my comments.  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 11:07 am : link
I don't post as much as I used to, guess I forgot how intense people can get. My bad. Delete and move on.
look at you illiterate peasants getting all riled up...  
Davisian : 4/14/2014 11:08 am : link
Its adorable.
RE: I'm definitely anti-spoiler  
Curtis in VA : 4/14/2014 11:09 am : link
In comment 11619438 Wuphat said:
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but I think there's a big difference between "So and so killed so and so" and "Of all the guesses as to who killed so and so, someone guessed correctly"


Agree w/this.
There's a big difference between  
PEEJ : 4/14/2014 11:09 am : link
discussing suspicions of who might have done it vs. who did do it.
But i gotta say, if youre upset about this  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 11:11 am : link
Just wait until Tyrion kills Sansa and Cersei...
P.S. to j_rud  
PEEJ : 4/14/2014 11:13 am : link
I didn't think your comment was much of a spoiler, since most of the suspects had already been named
Funny thing is  
stonkjuice 5 : 4/14/2014 11:14 am : link
j_rud wasn't 100% accurate with what he said earlier, and he would likely agree with that statement. If that makes any of you feel better...
.  
Curtis in VA : 4/14/2014 11:15 am : link
Haha  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 11:19 am : link
It's the Davisians (and other smug book readers) of the world that have me hoping the show catches the books before they're done.

I'm illiterate because I don't read fantasy books, but I have read a few health journals.

Just how old and fat is George R.R. Martin by the way?

Martin is Maester Aemon old  
PEEJ : 4/14/2014 11:23 am : link
and Ser Dontos fat.
RE: Haha  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 11:25 am : link
In comment 11619453 Motley Blue said:
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It's the Davisians (and other smug book readers) of the world that have me hoping the show catches the books before they're done.

I'm illiterate because I don't read fantasy books, but I have read a few health journals.



Did any of those journals cover irony or sarcasm? If you think you're an intellectual bc you read George Martin fantasy novels...well, you read the journals, I shouldn't have to finish.
old and fat enough that I'm worried he won't have a chance to  
Ten Ton Hammer : 4/14/2014 11:25 am : link
finish the series, given his work rate.

Won't the show catch the books really soon at this pace?
RE: Martin is Maester Aemon old  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 11:26 am : link
In comment 11619459 PEEJ said:
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and Ser Dontos fat.


Nah, he's Tarly fat. He makes Dantos look like svelte.
Hodor actually killed Joffrey  
RB^2 : 4/14/2014 11:27 am : link
He really controls Westeros.

Hodor
RE: old and fat enough that I'm worried he won't have a chance to  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 11:28 am : link
In comment 11619464 Ten Ton Hammer said:
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finish the series, given his work rate.

Won't the show catch the books really soon at this pace?


He's already met with a handful of people in his inner circle, including Benoiff from HBO I believe, and has told them how it will finish in case he...ummm...right.
For those interested in figuring out who did the deed.  
Dave in Buffalo : 4/14/2014 11:32 am : link
As I am. The link below is based on the books and has some very thought out, and illuminating speculation. Then compare it to events at the wedding, and another instance from the first episode last week.

If you're worried about spoilers, just avoid that stuff referring to later chapters.

It was fun re-watching the wedding stuff and finding some pretty good aha moments...
Link - ( New Window )
Motley, its not smugness  
Davisian : 4/14/2014 11:35 am : link
Its just that we're better than you. With nicer hair and strong 401k's..
I really don't want anything bad to happen to R.R. Martin  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 11:37 am : link
The guy has really created something pretty amazing as far as the arts & entertainment go, plus he's Giants fan who puts cool references in his books about the Giants.

It is funny how his output started slowing down once the Giants started winning Super Bowls again. Maybe he's just sitting around watching his America's Game DVDs and following Ralph Vacchiano on Twitter.
RE: Motley, its not smugness  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 11:39 am : link
In comment 11619478 Davisian said:
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Its just that we're better than you. With nicer hair and strong 401k's..


Hey, how's the new job with Globogym?
How's this for smugness:  
Enoch : 4/14/2014 11:39 am : link
I the books before there was a TV show, and haven't bothered to watch the show since the 2nd season or so.
pretty rad  
Davisian : 4/14/2014 11:40 am : link
..
RE: How's this for smugness:  
UConn4523 : 4/14/2014 11:43 am : link
In comment 11619487 Enoch said:
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I the books before there was a TV show, and haven't bothered to watch the show since the 2nd season or so.


Are you revolting? If so, you aren't doing too good...
I'm sure I'm not  
Enoch : 4/14/2014 12:01 pm : link
the prettiest guy around here, but "revolting" is pushing it.
Why did they focus in on the cake?  
Jim in Scranton : 4/14/2014 12:06 pm : link
I kept rewinding it, but couldn't figure it out.
just curious  
UConn4523 : 4/14/2014 12:07 pm : link
why did you stop watching?
RE: Why did they focus in on the cake?  
UConn4523 : 4/14/2014 12:08 pm : link
In comment 11619536 Jim in Scranton said:
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I kept rewinding it, but couldn't figure it out.


I think to show that the birds were inside it, and that Joffrey cut through and killed one of them in the process, showing him as a monster once again.
if by chance G. R. R. Martin  
Pete in 'Vliet : 4/14/2014 12:09 pm : link
dies before finishing the books. I'm sure the Weiss and Benioff will not only finish writing the series, but may also write his last book. And I'm ok with that, I've only read the first book so far, but Weiss and Benioff they have done a fantastic job with the series imo and I'm sure they have at least enough knowledge of Martins plans to respectfully finish it themselves
I hope he choked to death on bird sh**  
Curtis in VA : 4/14/2014 12:11 pm : link
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Back to last night's episode  
Tony in Tampa : 4/14/2014 12:40 pm : link
As soon as the wedding scene started I was afraid that at some point during the reception they would have brought out a captured Shae and have her killed in front of Tyrion. They made such a point of Bron saying that she was safe on the ship and Tryrion seemed convinced that she was away from harm that I thought they would pull a twist engineered by Cersei to have her publicly murdered so as exploit his weakness and destroy her brother.

I'm glad I was wrong. I'm no big fan of the Shae character (a bit too whiney), but I did not want Cersi/Joffery to be able to get away with that cruelty and devastate Tyrion.

I'm the glad the writing is too slick for that kind of obvious plot twist.
I like how the show sort of cycles people in & out as necessary  
Nitro : 4/14/2014 12:49 pm : link
For example Tommen, haven't seen him since season 1 - now he's prominently sitting next to Cersei. That in itself is almost a foreshadow of what is to come. Half the people watching go 'who's that other kid?' and while it makes perfect sense for him to be there in a prominent seat, it's still a gentle reminder that the king has a sibling who can fill a void his demise would create.
RE: Back to last night's episode  
UConn4523 : 4/14/2014 1:09 pm : link
In comment 11619617 Tony in Tampa said:
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As soon as the wedding scene started I was afraid that at some point during the reception they would have brought out a captured Shae and have her killed in front of Tyrion. They made such a point of Bron saying that she was safe on the ship and Tryrion seemed convinced that she was away from harm that I thought they would pull a twist engineered by Cersei to have her publicly murdered so as exploit his weakness and destroy her brother.

I'm glad I was wrong. I'm no big fan of the Shae character (a bit too whiney), but I did not want Cersi/Joffery to be able to get away with that cruelty and devastate Tyrion.

I'm the glad the writing is too slick for that kind of obvious plot twist.


Shae and Margery are my least favorite characters on the show, so I would have loved this!

Can't stand either actress.
I read somewhere  
SalTony56 : 4/14/2014 1:24 pm : link
Last summer Weiss and Benioff MET with GRR to discuss where he was going with the Story and what was the likely Ending in case GRR suddenly...you know.
So they already know and most likely the story arcs will be somewhat different then the books anyway.
Many PROPS To Jack Gleason , I know the kid is retiring from acting so I wish him well and hope he at least gets an Emmy nomination for his work on the show.
Yes, there was a "summit" of sorts last summer  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 1:44 pm : link
at Martin's unassuming New Mexico home. Apparently a few trusted writer friends as well as Weiss and Benioff were in attendance. Martin laid down the rest of the story and instructed them how to close it out in the event that he can't. So there are actually half a dozen or so people who already know how it ends, even though it probably won't wrap until my 16 month old starts college.
RE: RE: Back to last night's episode  
j_rud : 4/14/2014 1:51 pm : link
In comment 11619674 UConn4523 said:
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In comment 11619617 Tony in Tampa said:


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As soon as the wedding scene started I was afraid that at some point during the reception they would have brought out a captured Shae and have her killed in front of Tyrion. They made such a point of Bron saying that she was safe on the ship and Tryrion seemed convinced that she was away from harm that I thought they would pull a twist engineered by Cersei to have her publicly murdered so as exploit his weakness and destroy her brother.

I'm glad I was wrong. I'm no big fan of the Shae character (a bit too whiney), but I did not want Cersi/Joffery to be able to get away with that cruelty and devastate Tyrion.

I'm the glad the writing is too slick for that kind of obvious plot twist.



Shae and Margery are my least favorite characters on the show, so I would have loved this!

Can't stand either actress.


I get not liking Shae, she is a whiner and she's basically a reminder of/spotlight on the weakest aspects of Tyrion's personality. I like the Tyrell women though, a lot more than the Tyrell men. Mace is a patsy social climber and Loras proves teens, even those in alternate fantasy worlds, are pouty and angst ridden. Margaery is smart though, and she has a nasty mentor in Ollena. Doesn't hurt that she's gorgeous, either.
I like Margaery  
Ten Ton Hammer : 4/14/2014 1:55 pm : link
She's clever without being completely despicable like Cersei.
I'm thinking it was the pie  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 2:34 pm : link
and not the wine. Would make more sense to put something in the pie. Logistics would have been much easier.
motley - how do you figure  
Nitro : 4/14/2014 2:35 pm : link
?
I would say the wine  
WeatherMan : 4/14/2014 2:38 pm : link
as he was already spitting some of it up during the dwarf farce. Fun to finally see the bastard bite it.
RE: motley - how do you figure  
Ten Ton Hammer : 4/14/2014 2:41 pm : link
In comment 11619877 Nitro said:
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?


Well, if it was the wine, everybody at that table drinking from that carafe would be dying.

Not everybody would get the first bite of wedding pie.
I just figure  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 2:44 pm : link
for one the poison could be placed out of sight and not tried to be slipped in front of an entire reception. That's risky, but not impossible. 2.) pretty much guarantees Joffrey eats it first. (Maybe Margery does too / they feed each other)

I'm thinking showing Tyrion picking up the goblet might have been some misdirection.
also think it was the pie  
M in CT : 4/14/2014 2:44 pm : link
for the same reason TTH stated - the king is almost certainly getting that first bite of pie, but you never know who's drinking from the wine.

i'm not sure if Tywin was mentioned in this thread, and thus, i don't know if he qualifies for the "one of you got it correct" reveal thereafter, but my guess is Tywin.

he's ruthless and he wants to stay in power. Joffrey mouthed off to him at the end of last season and he was none too pleased about that. now Joffrey is basically out of control, embarrassing the family. by killing Joffrey, Tywin gets the crown to pass to Tommen, who is like 7, which ostensibly makes Tywin king until Tommen comes of age, and returns Cersei to Queen Regent. it also consolidates power with the Lannisters, rather than sharing it with the Tyrells.

and poor Margaery is 0 for 2 on king husbands.

all speculation, of course. i read only the first book and then decided that i like the show much better.
then again  
M in CT : 4/14/2014 2:46 pm : link
was it Tywin's idea to marry Joffrey and Margaery?

ah, fuck me.
Speaking of the dwarf battle  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 2:46 pm : link
Anybody notice Little Renley getting butt blasted?
as for Cersei  
M in CT : 4/14/2014 2:48 pm : link
i don't think it was her and i have two main reasons:

1) she's an amoral witch, but i think she draws the line at her own children. i remember her reaction when myrcella left for dorne. i don't think she'd kill her own son for any reason.

2) she was working on the Shae angle at the time of the murder and her instinct was to blame Tyrion when Joffrey fell. so, my reasoning is as follows: if Cersei was planning to kill Joffrey and frame Tyrion for the murder, she wouldn't give a fuck about Shae.
yep, dwarf Renly with an oversized ass hanging out  
WeatherMan : 4/14/2014 2:49 pm : link
to get blasted was quite intentional, hence Loras storming off in anger. He got a good zinger in on Jaime though, with the neither will you comment.
Am I the only one to notice that they cut from the  
BigBlueBuff : 4/14/2014 2:49 pm : link
opening scene showing Theon/Reek right to Jamie and Tyrion eating sausage? I have to admit that I laughed when I saw that!
i'm talking about the actresses  
UConn4523 : 4/14/2014 2:53 pm : link
not that characters. Shae is just awful. Her accent + her immense amount of lines throughout the past 2 seasons is criminal.

The actress that plays Margery does an adequate job (doesn't hold a candle to the actual book character), but she just bothers me as an actress.
I think the poison  
PEEJ : 4/14/2014 2:56 pm : link
was put into Joffrey's cup (the gift from Mace Tyrell), not into the wine.

Whodunit ? Call CSI.
ooh, that's a good point  
M in CT : 4/14/2014 3:04 pm : link
but are you sure he drank from the same cup that he received as a gift? i definitely didn't catch that.

oh, and him hacking up the book Tyrion gave him with the sword was nuts. great way to go out for that character. bad to the bone to the very end.
the gift cup was excessively large and meant for both  
WeatherMan : 4/14/2014 3:06 pm : link
members of the couple to drink from, so that is unlikely as a target. The goblet he was drinking from at the feast was a different, more normal sized one.
the wine, the pie, the cup  
Motley Blue : 4/14/2014 3:07 pm : link
so that must mean it was the fork!
imagine  
M in CT : 4/14/2014 3:09 pm : link
one of the midgets did it? if that's the case, i'm officially stopping trying to guess.
Its always the butler.  
Curtis in VA : 4/14/2014 3:11 pm : link
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The pellet...  
Chris in Philly : 4/14/2014 3:11 pm : link
with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle. The flagon with the dragon has the brew which is true...
The chalice from the palace ?  
PEEJ : 4/14/2014 3:15 pm : link
.
Nobody mentioned the acrobat  
Exit 172 : 4/14/2014 3:16 pm : link
doing the split.

So I'm mentioning her.
Don't forget...  
Chris in Philly : 4/14/2014 3:17 pm : link
it...
...  
Wuphat : 4/14/2014 7:47 pm : link
Ned... Season 1  
Amtoft : 4/14/2014 8:21 pm : link
gets his head cut off! Take that none reading book people!



Spoiler alert
so people just curious  
Scotty9678 : 4/14/2014 8:30 pm : link
Who tried to have Bran killed in season 1 - that mystery was never properly revisited. Meaning whose dagger was that?
RE: so people just curious  
m4hleon : 4/14/2014 8:43 pm : link
In comment 11620342 Scotty9678 said:
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Who tried to have Bran killed in season 1 - that mystery was never properly revisited. Meaning whose dagger was that?


We might find out soon!
I just rewatched it also never read any of the books  
eli4life : 4/14/2014 8:45 pm : link
I think it was either Cersei or Oleena Tyrel. Both can be pretty evil but I'm leaning towards Oleena because of that crap she was saying about killing a man at a wedding
Cersei  
Tim in Eternal Blue : 4/14/2014 9:08 pm : link
Has a cunt mouth. Can't believe she was married to Leonidas.

I'd frost...  
Chris in Philly : 4/14/2014 11:28 pm : link
that mouth like a plasterer's boot!
.  
Exit 172 : 4/14/2014 11:30 pm : link
RE: so people just curious  
BigBlueBuff : 4/14/2014 11:41 pm : link
In comment 11620342 Scotty9678 said:
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Who tried to have Bran killed in season 1 - that mystery was never properly revisited. Meaning whose dagger was that?
Scotty- Without giving it away, the HBO version is slightly different in that I believe it has been strongly implied that it was Jamie or Cersei who hired the assassin to kill Bran with Tyrion's dagger. However, in the books it was different (but not plot changing different) and the actual truth revealed in the timeline just before the events of last night's episode. I'm not sure if I should say who because I would rather err on the side of caution with this one.
I agree with the first part of that  
bigbluehoya : 4/15/2014 5:51 am : link
Re: the show. I wasn't even thinking of that question as an "open item" despite the fact that the show never revealed exactly which person put the hit out.
holy shit am I late to this thread  
beatrixkiddo : 4/15/2014 3:30 pm : link
but I have the sneaking suspicion that it was Cercei who poisoned her own son.

She seemed way to discontent giving up her power, she's a psychopath inbred loving weirdo, and I recall her once trying to take her own life with a vile of poison. Wouldn't surprise me as the Lannisters are one F-ed up family. The only one really worthy of living is the imp, and perhaps Jamie for as much as I hate him he is a good character.

I hate Stannis and that Fire worshiping cult, I hope something bad comes to them all.

I like Stannis and his crew  
Motley Blue : 4/15/2014 3:55 pm : link
Onion Guy is cool & Red Lady is hot.
It has to be the fool, right?  
schabadoo : 4/15/2014 4:08 pm : link
How'd he know to tell Sansa to leave when it started?

I agree  
NJGiantFan84 : 4/15/2014 4:27 pm : link
I had no doubt it was the Fool following the end of the pisode until i started hearing everyones theories. Now they all make sense to me.

Maybe he was quick enough to realize Tyrion would be suspected and thus, his wife would also be a suspect?

I also went back and did not see 1 part of the wedding where the fool was close enough to the wine to poison it.

But if I had to put my money on the line, I'd go big and put it all on the line for the fool.
It was a conspiracy  
PEEJ : 4/15/2014 4:30 pm : link
between the military-industrial complex and the Westeros mafia.

Tyrion is just a patsy.
RE: It was a conspiracy  
Scyber : 4/15/2014 4:31 pm : link
In comment 11621737 PEEJ said:
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between the military-industrial complex and the Westeros mafia.

Tyrion is just a patsy.


It was the illuminati
It's a mystery...  
Chris in Philly : 4/15/2014 4:35 pm : link
wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma...
The Iron Bank of Braavos  
RB^2 : 4/15/2014 4:43 pm : link
and the financial elites are behind this.

Also, you are all sheeple.

#OccupyAegon'sHill
well  
M in CT : 4/15/2014 4:44 pm : link
for us non-book readers, they introduced the fool just last episode so, to me, it would be pretty weak if a guy we know nothing about (the fool) murdered the king for no reason other than that he wanted to impress Sansa.

i think it's much more likely that when he saw it all go wrong, he immediately thought to help her because he figured she might get caught up in the accusations.
He was actually...  
Chris in Philly : 4/15/2014 4:44 pm : link
introduced in season one.
M in CT  
NJGiantFan84 : 4/15/2014 4:52 pm : link
I haven't read the books either. But The Fool was saved by Sansa on Joffrey's name day early on in Season 2 I believe, when he showed up drunk to fight as a Knight. Joffrey wanted to kill him by forcing more and more wine down his throat. Sansa convinced him it was bad luck to kill someone on your name day, so Joffrey made him the fool rather than kill him.

ah  
M in CT : 4/15/2014 4:55 pm : link
so much for that...

not easy to keep track of all these characters.
I make  
NJGiantFan84 : 4/15/2014 5:01 pm : link
it a point to watch the "previously on" segments because a lot of times they remind you of something that happened a season or 2 ago that may have some relevance in the upcoming episodes. Otherwise I likely would have forgotten as well.



RE: ah  
Amtoft : 4/15/2014 5:08 pm : link
In comment 11621785 M in CT said:
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so much for that...

not easy to keep track of all these characters.


A ton more characters in the book... They actually consolidate a bunch of characters for the TV series. A lot of it is different from the books also so anyone that says they know what is happening because of the books could be wrong. They have the jist of what is going on and what will happen, but it is different.
Start thinking it was the cake instead of the wine  
schabadoo : 4/15/2014 5:17 pm : link
And it is easily the Fool. Or anyone else.

When the dogs die in the kennel they'll know it was the food. Or the Fool confesses to Sansa.
"The fool" (Ser Dontos)  
Exit 172 : 4/15/2014 5:44 pm : link
Was introduced in the first episode of season 2.
One thing  
bigbluehoya : 4/15/2014 7:08 pm : link
That I haven't seen mentioned here in favor of the Cersei/Jamie organizing the poisoning.

I may be remembering incorrectly, but didn't Jamie give Catelyn Stark his word that he'd somehow look out for Sansa when he got to Kings Landing.

He and Cersei had plenty of motive, and Cersei could achieve her desire of framing Tyrion while simultaneously allowing Jamie to make good on his word by putting Dontos up to the task of rescuing Sansa away from Kings Landing (assuming that's what he's doing).

I'm probably doing some combination of mis-remembering and over-thinking, but it does make some sense.

Right or wrong, it is interesting to speculate. I can't get enough of this show.
RE: It has to be the fool, right?  
eli4life : 4/15/2014 9:02 pm : link
In comment 11621695 schabadoo said:
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How'd he know to tell Sansa to leave when it started?


I think he was involved but more as a delivery /Messenger role I rewatched the entire reception closely several times and it looked like Oleena Tyrel palmed something when she looking at sensa's necklace plus she was sitting right next to where the cup was when they were having the pie. Someone had to set it upand have the fool give her the necklace. Could it of been the gay Prince whatever his name is?

I don't recall seeing little finger this season yet it sounds like something he would do
The Cersie angle is very intriguing  
Pete in 'Vliet : 4/15/2014 9:06 pm : link
But he was still her son. That the one thing I don't see Cersie as being capable of. She has been consistently protective of her children from episode 1.

Same goes for Jamie. Joffrey was his son too and he knows it.

cool little fan art  
spike : 4/16/2014 5:55 pm : link
based on the famous uncanny X-men 141 cover

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