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NFT: Yay or Nay: 50 Shades of Grey

ATL_Giant : 4/17/2014 9:42 am
So I had a lunch date with a lady, and she recommended the book 50 Shades of Grey. I haven't read it but I've heard its pretty risqué. Has anyone here read it or have an opinion about the book?
Isn't that Cam's  
YAJ2112 : 4/17/2014 9:43 am : link
autobiography?
Just read it  
Motley Blue : 4/17/2014 9:45 am : link
so you can get all freaky with her and if she questions any of your weird kinks you can just say, but I read it in that book you recommended.
It's 'yea or nay.'  
Exit 172 : 4/17/2014 9:50 am : link
That book would be perfect for you.
She obviously wants you to read it for a reason.  
Curtis in VA : 4/17/2014 9:51 am : link
DO WE HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU??
Hmmm, if a date recommeds that to you  
Andy in Halifax : 4/17/2014 9:55 am : link
she wants you to read it because she wants you to know its contents. Sounds like you're about to have some fun...
are you worried that it may be risque for you?  
Jon from PA : 4/17/2014 9:57 am : link
If so, this is not the girl for you...

Why are you coming here with this?
None of the above  
Chef : 4/17/2014 9:58 am : link
Geigh
Yea.. thank you Exit  
ATL_Giant : 4/17/2014 9:59 am : link
I'm recently divorced and still feel pretty unfamiliar with 'dating'. But I'm guessing this is a good sign.
Next time you're alone with her and ready for some  
Cam in MO : 4/17/2014 10:00 am : link
intimate time:

Pull her real close, grab a handful of her hair and pull down on it really hard forcing her head back and her face up exposing her neck. Then whisper in her ear, "Why the hell would I need to read some crap fiction?" and give her a decent hard bite on the neck (don't draw blood or leave a mark yet- you're gonna want to establish some boundries first.)

Then push her away, tell her to get on her hands and knees and go fetch you a belt and some rope (bathrobe ties or neckties will do.)

When she returns with the supplies, tell her that naughty girls deserve punishment and that she's been really naughty.

Tie her to something handy. A bed is the usualy go-to for light bondage/first time. A desk or a chair where you can have her bent over is more preferable IMO.

Start out with some light taps with the belt she brought and work from there.

Have fun.


uporn or beeg  
Neckbone1333 : 4/17/2014 10:00 am : link
much better
Time to Greenlight Project Butt Blast  
Motley Blue : 4/17/2014 10:02 am : link
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absolute Nay  
Les in TO : 4/17/2014 10:03 am : link
unless you are into harlequin type books.
RE: Next time you're alone with her and ready for some  
Jon from PA : 4/17/2014 10:04 am : link
In comment 11624550 Cam in MO said:
Quote:
intimate time:

Pull her real close, grab a handful of her hair and pull down on it really hard forcing her head back and her face up exposing her neck. Then whisper in her ear, "Why the hell would I need to read some crap fiction?" and give her a decent hard bite on the neck (don't draw blood or leave a mark yet- you're gonna want to establish some boundries first.)

Then push her away, tell her to get on her hands and knees and go fetch you a belt and some rope (bathrobe ties or neckties will do.)

When she returns with the supplies, tell her that naughty girls deserve punishment and that she's been really naughty.

Tie her to something handy. A bed is the usualy go-to for light bondage/first time. A desk or a chair where you can have her bent over is more preferable IMO.

Start out with some light taps with the belt she brought and work from there.

Have fun.



Dude! Why'd you stop!?!
She must be into it  
buford : 4/17/2014 10:07 am : link
I thought it was silly, but I do think it's a signal from her that she's ready for some action.

Oh, and what Cam said.
RE: Next time you're alone with her and ready for some  
Cam in MO : 4/17/2014 10:10 am : link
In comment 11624550 Cam in MO said:
Quote:
intimate time:

Pull her real close, grab a handful of her hair and pull down on it really hard forcing her head back and her face up exposing her neck. Then whisper in her ear, "Why the hell would I need to read some crap fiction?" and give her a decent hard bite on the neck (don't draw blood or leave a mark yet- you're gonna want to establish some boundries first.)

Then push her away, tell her to get on her hands and knees and go fetch you a belt and some rope (bathrobe ties or neckties will do.)

When she returns with the supplies, tell her that naughty girls deserve punishment and that she's been really naughty.

Tie her to something handy. A bed is the usualy go-to for light bondage/first time. A desk or a chair where you can have her bent over is more preferable IMO.

Start out with some light taps with the belt she brought and work from there.

Have fun.



I almost forgot: Give her some rules like,

-No eye contact
-Answer anything "Yes sir" or "No sir" or "Yes Daddy" or whatever you'd like her to call you. Use your imagination.
-She's not allowed to orgasm without permission. (This is a favorite...really hawt for both of you)

Use your imagination. Be aware that there's a line between bondage/domination and humiliation, though. Just because your partner likes bondage/domination doesn't mean that she wants to be humiliated.

And #1- Make sure it is consensual. Always a good idea to talk about boundaries first.

#2- Don't leave her unattended when tied up. (It can be fun sometimes to tie her up when doing slave/master play and then just leaving her like that while you watch tv or something, but make sure she's never out of your sight.)

#3- Don't ever put a tie around the front of her neck. If she likes breath play (like choking), always be very careful.


...  
GP : 4/17/2014 10:11 am : link
the ol' 50 shades of gray, yay or nay, despite it being risque ... whaddya say?


this come to mind for anyone else while reading the OP? - ( New Window )
Skim it. Tell her you read it and are  
LauderdaleMatty : 4/17/2014 10:12 am : link
Happy to act out your favorite parts. It's lame chick porn but if it gets you laid its worth it.
Hollow out the book enough to fit your cock in there  
pmmanning : 4/17/2014 10:22 am : link
Then on the next date keep the book in your lap and ask if you can show her you favorite part.
..  
Mr. Nickels : 4/17/2014 10:28 am : link
Why would you read mommy porn...  
Psycho : 4/17/2014 11:21 am : link
if you are not a mommy?
$50 says fekker's read it  
Modus Operandi : 4/17/2014 11:24 am : link
Who's taking?
A little more than I bargained for  
ATL_Giant : 4/17/2014 11:39 am : link
but thank you for the commentary.
You new here or something?  
Andy in Halifax : 4/17/2014 11:41 am : link
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Fuck that book  
Some Fan : 4/17/2014 11:54 am : link
Just into dating? Here are the websites you need -
- youporn
- eHarmony.com
- Tube8
- Match.com
when won't watch porn  
RasputinPrime : 4/17/2014 12:11 pm : link
but they will read the shit out of it.
tell her  
spike : 4/17/2014 12:14 pm : link
you will skip the books and watch the movie when it comes out soon.

Unless she wants to act out the book with you.
this will be you  
spike : 4/17/2014 12:24 pm : link
RE: when won't watch porn  
Cam in MO : 4/17/2014 1:25 pm : link
In comment 11624874 RasputinPrime said:
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but they will read the shit out of it.



Meh, plenty of wimmin watch porn.

They're just not supposed to, so they don't let you in on that little secret unless they're sure you're not going to judge them for it.

Watching porn with your chick can be pretty fun.



RE: You new here or something?  
ATL_Giant : 4/17/2014 1:31 pm : link
In comment 11624818 Andy in Halifax said:
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meh.. 9 years.
women are, on average, nastier than most men  
RasputinPrime : 4/17/2014 2:48 pm : link
and the popularity of absolute crap literature like this series is an easy way to confirm that.
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