NFT: Funniest scenes from sitcoms you liked

when Kramer says "I'm out". "Already?"

Moops.

Germans scene in Farley Towers or the pet rat in the cookie container.

Fawlty.

Basil - You started it!

German - No vee didn't!

Basil - Yes you did, you invaded Poland!

scene in Seinfeld.

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the Ross "PIVOT" scene comes to mind, but I may just recall that because my mother and sister always died laughing at it. Personally, this King of Queens scene (linked) always cracks me up. Link - ( New Window )

Very good episode. It would have been better if this episode was filmed before Leah gained all that weight.

I never saw that episode of Taxi and I thought I saw them all. As a kid I watched the re-runs whenever I could because my cousin is Judd Hirsch.

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Reverand Jim's driving test (Taxi)
Lucy and Ethel in the chocolate factory (I Love Lucy)
Vitameatavegamin (I Love Lucy)
Sammy Davis Jr. kissing Archie (All in the Family)
The pilot episode on the Cosby Show

What do they mean by address the ball? "Hello ball."
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The Cosby Show pilot was awesome

"Theo... that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No wonder you get D's in everything! You're afraid to try because you're afraid your brain is going to explode and it's going to ooze out of your ears. Now I'm telling you, you are going to try as hard as you can. And you're going to do it because I said so. I am your father. I brought you into this world, and I'll take you out!

in the dentists office.

Dayman/Nightman are two of them
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pretty much anything with Hank Kingsley.
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DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF,

CANNOT STAND!

Cool cousin to have. I missed that episode too when it first aired. I don't recall how I came to see it, but I just about pee'd myself laughing at everything Tom Hanks did, and Christopher Lloyd's reaction to eating a hash brownie. Just hilarious.

where there was a misunderstanding

And the brownies.
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""Father Ted" is my favorite.

they ripped that off from that episode of Bosom Buddies

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on Taxi, when Nardo caught Louie peeking into the changing room, and she was ready to get him fired. To show Nardo that he understood how violated she felt, Louie told her a story about him having to buy suits in the boy's section of stores and how embarrassing it was for him. Nardo gives him a sympathetic hug, at which point Louie grabs her ass.

Not a sit-com, but the Tim Conway dentist scene on Carol Burnett was hysterical, as much for Harvey Korman's reactions as Tim's.

Archie at Lionel's engagement party

"whoooa it can ..HaHa...."

"The Gang Solves the Gas crisis"

charlie declaring that he cut the breaks, yelling "WILDCARD!" and diving out of the van.

joeys misuse of airquotes while trying to get Ross to punch him

niles dressing as jesus for a christmas show

the entire Cabin episode

the entire Woody wedding. calling dr daniels. dr jack daniels

frasier going out for bachelor party. everybody wang chung tonight

With John Cleese doing his Hitler impersonation

All in the family


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but I didn't see the Marine Biologist monologue yet


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In comment 11625730 Steve in South Jersey said:

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Archie at Lionel's engagement party

This.

"passing out, cursing, on St. Patricks day? Is nothing Sacred?"
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. . . but the exchange between Jean Stapleton and Carroll O'Conner here is priceless.
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favorite episode might be Krazy Eyez Killa from season 3. I forgot most of the lines from that episode, but just remember it being an all time classic.

Another good one of late was the Palestinian chicken from the last season. "F the Hamas out of me"....having to defend going there as a Jew...

Season one, one of the first episodes with the bunched up pants (I think it might have even been the pilot)....and the chick at the said "That's not bunched up pants, that's your f*** d***!" is gold.

Plenty more. I loved Seinfeld when it first aired, but I get the feeling Curb will age better.

All In the Family when Archie clarifies the difference between a queer and a four eyes.....too funny!

I came across an old Diff'rent Strokes episode flipping channels awhile ago. I grew up watching this as a kid. Totally camp show looking back on it, but man were there some extremely intense "very special episodes".

The episode I saw was the one where Arnold and Kimberly hitchhiked to that creepy guy's apartment then got locked in. The look on that guy's face as he's about to put duct tape on Arnold's mouth, the zoom in, the silence......hysterical.

hilarious
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show
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Seinfeld - when Jerry goes to rent a car but they don't have one under his reservation...tremendous

Taxi - when the crew take Jim Ignatowksi to get his driver's license

MASH - any scene with Frank Burns

And a oldie but a goodie - The Odd Couple when Felix and Oscar go on Password Plus game show...classic

No Rerun

No Rent

is Family Guy when Stewie gets a tanning bed and falls asleep in it for too long.

Tremendous...

COLBY: We had very little rations, no snacks.

SOLLY: Snacks, what are you talking snacks? We didn’t eat, sometimes for a week, for a month….

COLBY: Have you even seen the show?

SOLLY: Did you ever see our show? It was called the Holocaust!

With civility out the window, each of them shouts, “I’m a survivor!” “I’m a survivor!”

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reminded me of the diversity training scene in the Office. Stanley has the label "Black" on his forehead and Pam has "Jewish" and Michael is encouraging them to use stereotypes about each other.

"Olympics of suffering right here, slavery versus the holocaust"

Reading it obviously doesn't make it seem funny, but the clip (linked above) was hilarious.

with Manuel
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