low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit responsible for making the Belt Pkwy an even bigger nightmare at 11:15p-fucking-m than it usually is: go fuck yourself.
One hour to cross from one end of the VZ bridge to merge ramp to find out that the DOT has shut down two of the three lanes. To work on potholes. Or line-dancing. Who the fuck can tell - they're all just standing the fuck around watching the cars stare at them in futily. Another dickwad is standing there holding a hexagonal "slow" sign. I shit you not.
That's three nights this week. It's unconscionable that persons this inept be permitted to live one more day.
Not only were they filling pot holes but right at the mouth of the single lane that all the traffic on the Vine St Expwy has to merge into before spilling out onto 76. So not only do you have to go through one of the most asinine and misplaced lane funnels in the entire country, but you've got to jump across 2 lanes of merging traffic from another road to get around the trucks.
Sucks huge saggy balls but it has to happen. I said all winter that the snow wasn't the worst of it - having 1/2 the roads on the east cost partially shut down all spring while they fix all the pot holes would be. The most painful part is watching these dipshits at PennDot (and the broke municipalities on the back roads) shovel tar and cinder into pot holes that are so deep they're dirt and mud on the bottom. As if it will bond and last beyond the next heavy rainfall (oh wait - that just happened 2 days ago and most of the fill washed out...). They'll have to do them over and over.....
Just thank Robert Moses for his brilliant idea to make a series of scenic drives rather than push inward where he could have bought more land for the same price and added lanes that are sorely needed now.
In this particular instance, I was referring to another dickless, heartless, hopeless asshole.
#earsringing #LFG #SiFyF
Oh it's clearly a reach. I'm just having a little fun. If there's an outrage in the situation, it's the one expressed in MO's 10:41. The pot holes have to be fixed, but it sounds like they could be fixed a whole lot faster.