What other positions can Donald play?

... I'm going to slash my throat with a butcher knife.

I've already sent a pic to Jerry Reese of me holding a knife to my throat... along with the message, "Aaron Donald or else my death with be on your head."

I don't think he can call my bluff in good conscience.

no problem at all.

that red cape on his back. It creates a bit of drag and will slow him down as he charges in to support the run.

alas, the troubles of a Superhero...

As his hobby.

Forcing everyone, both fans and critics, to write about him constantly. The fans I can understand, but the inability of the critics to go a single day without chiming in or mocking him is truly amazing.

Want to read less about Donald? Try ignoring the countless threads dedicated to him, as well as the billion unimportant comments from posters about how great he'd look in blue.

You'd like to ignore him but you can't. That is the true power of Aaron Donald.

will be drafted to replace Tom Quinn.

long snapper and qb

In comment 11633468 hankb1126 said:

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long snapper and qb

Long snapper and punter. He'll snap to himself, punt 70 yards, then make the tackle himself, jar the ball loose and score. Because that's what Aaron Donald does.

When they see Aaron Donald playing DT, quarterbacks call for fair catches on shotgun snaps.

When they line up opposite Aaron Donald, OT's beg his forgiveness for being offensive.

You can't stop Aaron Donald, you can only hope to contain him. Actually, no, not even that.

will make one hell of a water-boy.

but he is no Jonas Seawright.

and that's just with his left hand. Right handed he could hit your car in the parking lot if you told him which space you were parked in.

Matt Jones.

mocking Aaron Donald.

I know that, and my comment had nothing to do with Donald really either.

and the Giants would be lucky to get him.

to play either DT or Safety...

Trump calls him The Donald

He could play DT, DE, MLB, OLB, or Safety on D. Arms are too short for CB.

On offense he is well suited to FB, TE, Center.

He also has some Punting and Place Kicking skills.

Long snaps are said to be very accurate but "too powerful" broke holder's fingers.

I would expect them to limit him to 3 positions on defense and one or two on offense unless they are able to clone him.

this thread is a joke. I didnt want to have to say some obvious shit for the eighteenth time this offseason.