The mayor, on family vacation in his motherland, enjoyed a pizza in Naples today, making a point by consuming it with utensils."I will continue to express my own culture in my own way and when I get a pizza like that, I'm going to eat with a knife and fork," he said defensively after he was caught using a fork and knife, the preferred method of Sarah Palin and Donald Trump, in Staten Island in January. He said he picked up the habit in his "ancestral homeland."
I can't believe people do this.
See, and I feel that if you eat cinnamon raisin and other flavored (pumpkin, blueberry) bagels, Hitler wins.
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But if you put ketchup on a hot dog, the terrorists win.
See, and I feel that if you eat cinnamon raisin and other flavored (pumpkin, blueberry) bagels, Hitler wins.
I am all for setting up internment camps for people who (a) put ketchup on hot dogs and (b) eat pumpkin, blueberry, or cinnamon raisin bagels.
with ketchup
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with ketchup
I don't want to overstate anything, but I am kinda okay with a Purge-like holiday where those people can be killed indiscriminately. Too much?
Because he did it in Staten Island?
You're a far more just and lenient man than I could ever hope to be. God bless.
The angry replies are hysterical.
Chris, I found his address. Sending you the coordinates now.
No, he was doing it in Naples in this recent picture. The Staten Island one was in January. I learned this by reading the original post.
So, basically, you hate America. Got it.
As long as they don't hire him for Tyree's job (if T still has it), I don't care how he eats his pizza.
I've tried eating pizza with a fork and knife. It felt wrong, like the time I slipped my sister the tongue when giving her a hello kiss.
As for the other stuff, it's funny. When I was a kid, I put ketchup on a hot dog and loved a toasted cinnamon raisin bagel. Now, I cringe at both.
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I'm a dude that likes mustard AND ketchup on hot dogs, cinnamon raisin bagels and bacon, egg & cheese with salt, pepper and ketchup. If that damns me so be it. I've never heard of eating pizza with a knife and fork though.
So, basically, you hate America. Got it.
On the contrary, my friend, I love America. But I love my cinnamon raisin bagels just as much. And I thought putting ketchup & mustard on hot dogs was normal until I saw you weirdos say otherwise. I NEVER see anybody put just mustard on a dog. It's either ketchup or both. But I'm from northern NJ so maybe we got different rules.
Eating pizza with a fork is still an abomination, though.
There's tons of things I don't think people should do, this being one of them. At no point does it alter my life or my day; if anything it makes me laugh. Laughing at it is hysterical, and eating pizza with a fork and knife if you aren't a small child is something I will always laugh at.
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In comment 11779275 djl8699 said:
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I'm a dude that likes mustard AND ketchup on hot dogs, cinnamon raisin bagels and bacon, egg & cheese with salt, pepper and ketchup. If that damns me so be it. I've never heard of eating pizza with a knife and fork though.
So, basically, you hate America. Got it.
On the contrary, my friend, I love America. But I love my cinnamon raisin bagels just as much. And I thought putting ketchup & mustard on hot dogs was normal until I saw you weirdos say otherwise. I NEVER see anybody put just mustard on a dog. It's either ketchup or both. But I'm from northern NJ so maybe we got different rules.
America isn't buying your excuses, pal.
Go back to Moscow, ya Commie bastid.
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In comment 11779275 djl8699 said:
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I'm a dude that likes mustard AND ketchup on hot dogs, cinnamon raisin bagels and bacon, egg & cheese with salt, pepper and ketchup. If that damns me so be it. I've never heard of eating pizza with a knife and fork though.
So, basically, you hate America. Got it.
On the contrary, my friend, I love America. But I love my cinnamon raisin bagels just as much. And I thought putting ketchup & mustard on hot dogs was normal until I saw you weirdos say otherwise. I NEVER see anybody put just mustard on a dog. It's either ketchup or both. But I'm from northern NJ so maybe we got different rules.
I'm from north jersey too. We either do mustard, mustard and kraut, or chili. Or Rutt's special relish. Don't walk down any dark alleys. We're coming for you. And hell is coming with us!
Children's parties?
More like Communist parties!
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance...and mustard.
I think buying or making a pizza is a big enough distinction
Haha. I know what I'm doing for my next vacation!
Reap the whirlwind.
Mustard!!!
KETCHUP!!!!!
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