Give me your dumbest, most illogical, funniest and maybe if you remember your most effective means of getting things started. The time has come to serve an eviction notice, preferably before the doctor does so in a week. And don't just give a generic recommendation for sex because, well, everyone else does.
red raspberry leaf tea
spicy food (took this a little too far, went with the ghost chili BBQ sandwich)
pizza
lemon everything, including lemon drop cupcakes that claim 100+ induced births w/in 24 hours
walking (to the extent that my wife can)
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no, I don't recommend getting her sick deliberately. just tell her to cough.
oh, and make her laugh too. can't hurt - unless your jokes suck.
BLAST HER IN THE BUTT!!!
Ew. No.
That kid will come flying out.
It's a win win!
It's the circle of life.
this was recommended, did it during labor as well, and we still use it for bouncing the baby to sleep every night. works like a charm
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Water broke same day she started doing it.
this was recommended, did it during labor as well, and we still use it for bouncing the baby to sleep every night. works like a charm
Exercise balls are friggin' awesome.