I was driving back from work late last night in the city and decided to stop and get dinner at Tick Tock Diner. I was sitting at the stool area and trying to configure my fantasy team when a dude sat down next to me with a binder that had a Giants 'ny" emblem on it. The dude noticed the back of my phone had a "NY" logo on the protector and he asked where I bought that. I told him at a Kiosk in a mall.
So I noticed his binder and said cool binder and we ended up talking about the team. I eventually told him if he were a fan he should join BBI. He told me he already went to the site said alo of crazy posters on the site including a guy that drags an Eagle in the parking lot. Upon hearing this I laughed and said that guy was me man. He said holy crap..sorry I didn't mean to offend you I said none taken.
He then said to me you know I am into marketing and I hear a lot of stuff around the stadium and he told me the Giants might trade Eli to Houston or St.Louis in a two or three way trade. I said no way. The dude said very possible because Eli is in his option year and he is not comfortable with this new offense. I said well Houston needs a QB and St Louis is not all that enamrored with Bradford. He also said Tenneesee might be interested too.
I thought the guy was full of it until I saw him driving away in a brand new Audi Quattro. In any event
HTG means honest to God.
a Giants fan
a marketing fella
and an Audi meet at a Tick Tock diner when . . . .
Well obviously then it must be true.
Agreed. He disappears for months, and then reemerges with entertaining whoppers. But we are still waiting to hear more about the great tater tot incident of 1974.
Someone start the appreciation thread.
Book it.
A franchise QB only comes around rarely. If the Giants don't resign this one, they will just have to find one through the draft like they did before.
Glad he's so valued though.
Glad he's so valued though.
Leave Klaatu alone.
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has jumped the shark, two whales, and a manta ray.
Glad he's so valued though.
Leave Klaatu alone.
Thanks, Brett. Glad you've got my back, amigo.
Doesn't this imply an admission that his other Tick Tock rumors are all lies?
We're way too smart for you, Rich. Well, everyone but Brett.
Rich...have you gleaned anything from your study of the American Revolution to tell us when WWIII will happen?
Awful.
See now, that's the problem. He got confused when the guy offered him a fantasy trade and, to his addled senses, this registered as a real-world deal.
So he was driving an audi with quattro?
All audi models come with a quattro option
LMFAO Antdog!
That might be my favorite BBI line I've ever read.
And then there was this comment from Coughlin about Nassib, which could be viewed as a veiled criticism of Eli...
The Hickory, Dickory, Dickory Dock,
The Clock Struck One,
The Mouse Ran Down
Pissed in the Fries,
Effecting all Places 'tween Ears and Eyes,
Engorging his belly, and Cackling Cries,
He became enlightened and tears filled his Eyes,
Aha! He Cried, I've got the new skinny,
I've got to run out and share with the many,
How will I prove it,
they are sure to raise Cain,
An Audi is sure to make it Explain!
Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Old dealer stock, perhaps.
This is Rich we're talking about. His credibility is unassailable. How dare you doubt him?
Glad he's so valued though.
yup
Those are pretty cool
dune69 : 9:20 am : link : reply
Rich just failed to recognize him
So Rich meets a random guy who immediately mentions, guess who from BBI, well Rich of course. You just can't make this stuff up. (Or can you)
Awful.
Ha! Ole arc. Always saying the opposite of what he means! Like that other guy used to do!! LOL!
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This act was worn out about 5 years ago.. and yet, he keeps going to the well trying to squeeze more life out of it when there is absolutely none.
Awful.
Ha! Ole arc. Always saying the opposite of what he means! Like that other guy used to do!! LOL!
Sup, vibe! How are you on this lovely Tuesday morning?
lol nicely done!
Klaatu, get to work on the rest
Awful.
You have to at least marvel at his longevity. I think he's lasted longer on 1 handle than the next 5 closest trolls combined.
It's like a pitcher who was a power arm when they came up but lost most of their velo. You've either gotta reinvent yourself and become RA Dickey or your career is over.
We were in a booth. No logos. No binders.
Obviously more secret talks are going on.
And that was two years ago. Imagine how many talks are going on at the diner now.
Jon ate healthy stuff. Clearly very suspicious even then.
Klaatu, get to work on the rest
Are you getting a George Thorogood vibe?
Pay attention to the voices in your head
We were in a booth. No logos. No binders.
Obviously more secret talks are going on.
And that was two years ago. Imagine how many talks are going on at the diner now.
Jon ate healthy stuff. Clearly very suspicious even then.
I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese. I think that was a good selection. Betsy had coffee and a fruit salad dish. She could have had anything she wanted.
He sucks, but his suck is basically harmless and should be easy enough to ignore, especially because everyone can and does recognize it for what it is; there's no one at risk of taking him seriously.
But no one has met you.
You can't seriously think that Bretta is a dom, can you?
I have also met Brett, and not only is he a horrible wingman, but he is never in the same place at the same time as Rich. Coincidence? I think not.
I don't have a basement... So it'd have to be the closet.
And BBI is better than ever!
...are you guys suggesting that Rich came out of Brett's closet ?
And the way Eli's playing has me shedding some tears.
I'm worried 'bout Beckham and his sandy vagina,
While I'm having my dinner at the old Tick Tock Diner...
ha! nicely done.
We were in a booth. No logos. No binders.
Obviously more secret talks are going on.
And that was two years ago. Imagine how many talks are going on at the diner now.
Jon ate healthy stuff. Clearly very suspicious even then.
Bill2! Good to see you posting, amigo.
The rest of Rich's story is probably BS, however.
Current Audi Quattro - ( New Window )
Did anyone else imagine this scenario in their head in the style of Comedy Central's Drunk History?
I always click on a Rich Houston post. I wonder how his high school crush is doing?
Link - ( New Window )
(those are big books for you kids)
I wanted to add the dude who told me this story must have been a big wig marketing guy..and yes he drove a brand New Audi Quattro like a previous poster posted the link.
We talked about a lot of stuff and he told me about the aforementioned trade scenarios. The dude was very adament the Giants will move Eli soon prior to the season beginnng. So many teams need a new qb I ate the Meatloaf dinner while he had a Reuben Sandwich. He offered to pay for my Meatloaf dinner because the conversation was good and he felt a little bad for insinuating I was crazy dragging the Eagle.
...he drove a brand new 23-34 year old car.
Makes even more sense now.
NYDCBlue : 1:49 pm : link : reply
I know I hear the commercials on the air all the time. You know the one with the dumb fisherman who is looking for the Moby Dick of Quattros. The one where he screams at the end "Quattrrrrooooo!"
The rest of Rich's story is probably BS, however.
Current Audi Quattro - ( New Window )
...not a production vehicle that's sold to the general public.
The "Quattrrrrrrooooo!" ad is for the AWD addition available on all Audi models. That's why the ads are in the snow.