I was driving back from work late last night in the city and decided to stop and get dinner at Tick Tock Diner. I was sitting at the stool area and trying to configure my fantasy team when a dude sat down next to me with a binder that had a Giants 'ny" emblem on it. The dude noticed the back of my phone had a "NY" logo on the protector and he asked where I bought that. I told him at a Kiosk in a mall.
So I noticed his binder and said cool binder and we ended up talking about the team. I eventually told him if he were a fan he should join BBI. He told me he already went to the site said alo of crazy posters on the site including a guy that drags an Eagle in the parking lot. Upon hearing this I laughed and said that guy was me man. He said holy crap..sorry I didn't mean to offend you I said none taken.
He then said to me you know I am into marketing and I hear a lot of stuff around the stadium and he told me the Giants might trade Eli to Houston or St.Louis in a two or three way trade. I said no way. The dude said very possible because Eli is in his option year and he is not comfortable with this new offense. I said well Houston needs a QB and St Louis is not all that enamrored with Bradford. He also said Tenneesee might be interested too.
I thought the guy was full of it until I saw him driving away in a brand new Audi Quattro. In any event
HTG means honest to God.
a Giants fan
a marketing fella
and an Audi meet at a Tick Tock diner when . . . .
Well obviously then it must be true.
Agreed. He disappears for months, and then reemerges with entertaining whoppers. But we are still waiting to hear more about the great tater tot incident of 1974.
Someone start the appreciation thread.
Book it.
A franchise QB only comes around rarely. If the Giants don't resign this one, they will just have to find one through the draft like they did before.
Glad he's so valued though.
Glad he's so valued though.
Leave Klaatu alone.
Quote:
has jumped the shark, two whales, and a manta ray.
Glad he's so valued though.
Leave Klaatu alone.
Thanks, Brett. Glad you've got my back, amigo.
Doesn't this imply an admission that his other Tick Tock rumors are all lies?
We're way too smart for you, Rich. Well, everyone but Brett.
Rich...have you gleaned anything from your study of the American Revolution to tell us when WWIII will happen?
Awful.
See now, that's the problem. He got confused when the guy offered him a fantasy trade and, to his addled senses, this registered as a real-world deal.
So he was driving an audi with quattro?
All audi models come with a quattro option
LMFAO Antdog!
That might be my favorite BBI line I've ever read.
And then there was this comment from Coughlin about Nassib, which could be viewed as a veiled criticism of Eli...
The Hickory, Dickory, Dickory Dock,
The Clock Struck One,
The Mouse Ran Down
Pissed in the Fries,
Effecting all Places 'tween Ears and Eyes,
Engorging his belly, and Cackling Cries,
He became enlightened and tears filled his Eyes,
Aha! He Cried, I've got the new skinny,
I've got to run out and share with the many,
How will I prove it,
they are sure to raise Cain,
An Audi is sure to make it Explain!
Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Old dealer stock, perhaps.
This is Rich we're talking about. His credibility is unassailable. How dare you doubt him?
Glad he's so valued though.
yup