I was driving back from work late last night in the city and decided to stop and get dinner at Tick Tock Diner. I was sitting at the stool area and trying to configure my fantasy team when a dude sat down next to me with a binder that had a Giants 'ny" emblem on it. The dude noticed the back of my phone had a "NY" logo on the protector and he asked where I bought that. I told him at a Kiosk in a mall.
So I noticed his binder and said cool binder and we ended up talking about the team. I eventually told him if he were a fan he should join BBI. He told me he already went to the site said alo of crazy posters on the site including a guy that drags an Eagle in the parking lot. Upon hearing this I laughed and said that guy was me man. He said holy crap..sorry I didn't mean to offend you I said none taken.
He then said to me you know I am into marketing and I hear a lot of stuff around the stadium and he told me the Giants might trade Eli to Houston or St.Louis in a two or three way trade. I said no way. The dude said very possible because Eli is in his option year and he is not comfortable with this new offense. I said well Houston needs a QB and St Louis is not all that enamrored with Bradford. He also said Tenneesee might be interested too.
I thought the guy was full of it until I saw him driving away in a brand new Audi Quattro. In any event
HTG means honest to God.
Those are pretty cool
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Rich just failed to recognize him
So Rich meets a random guy who immediately mentions, guess who from BBI, well Rich of course. You just can't make this stuff up. (Or can you)
Awful.
Ha! Ole arc. Always saying the opposite of what he means! Like that other guy used to do!! LOL!
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This act was worn out about 5 years ago.. and yet, he keeps going to the well trying to squeeze more life out of it when there is absolutely none.
Awful.
Ha! Ole arc. Always saying the opposite of what he means! Like that other guy used to do!! LOL!
Sup, vibe! How are you on this lovely Tuesday morning?
lol nicely done!
Klaatu, get to work on the rest
Awful.
You have to at least marvel at his longevity. I think he's lasted longer on 1 handle than the next 5 closest trolls combined.
It's like a pitcher who was a power arm when they came up but lost most of their velo. You've either gotta reinvent yourself and become RA Dickey or your career is over.
We were in a booth. No logos. No binders.
Obviously more secret talks are going on.
And that was two years ago. Imagine how many talks are going on at the diner now.
Jon ate healthy stuff. Clearly very suspicious even then.
Klaatu, get to work on the rest
Are you getting a George Thorogood vibe?
Pay attention to the voices in your head
We were in a booth. No logos. No binders.
Obviously more secret talks are going on.
And that was two years ago. Imagine how many talks are going on at the diner now.
Jon ate healthy stuff. Clearly very suspicious even then.
I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese. I think that was a good selection. Betsy had coffee and a fruit salad dish. She could have had anything she wanted.
He sucks, but his suck is basically harmless and should be easy enough to ignore, especially because everyone can and does recognize it for what it is; there's no one at risk of taking him seriously.
But no one has met you.
You can't seriously think that Bretta is a dom, can you?
I have also met Brett, and not only is he a horrible wingman, but he is never in the same place at the same time as Rich. Coincidence? I think not.
I don't have a basement... So it'd have to be the closet.
And BBI is better than ever!
...are you guys suggesting that Rich came out of Brett's closet ?
And the way Eli's playing has me shedding some tears.
I'm worried 'bout Beckham and his sandy vagina,
While I'm having my dinner at the old Tick Tock Diner...
ha! nicely done.
We were in a booth. No logos. No binders.
Obviously more secret talks are going on.
And that was two years ago. Imagine how many talks are going on at the diner now.
Jon ate healthy stuff. Clearly very suspicious even then.
Bill2! Good to see you posting, amigo.
The rest of Rich's story is probably BS, however.
Current Audi Quattro - ( New Window )
Did anyone else imagine this scenario in their head in the style of Comedy Central's Drunk History?
I always click on a Rich Houston post. I wonder how his high school crush is doing?