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NFT: What do you want to nuke?

Nitro : 8/22/2014 2:15 pm
Just list things that deserve a good nuking:

- ISIS strongholds after a polite warning

- Bad News Kennels

- shitty vineyards of midlife crisis losers.

- that smug ass moon of ours

- 10's, especially if they're our nieces. Because what exists without bluelou's knowledge exists without his consent.

- selfies

- Chernobyl, to finish the job and protect humanity from the mutant animals in the nearby woods

- Nancy Grace and her barber

- Greg's fashion sense

- buford's keyboard

- green peppers on a pizza

- commutes

- Music created after your teenage years

- this thread


Please add, there's some great minds and the rest of you which could contribute greatly to this list.



Overweight women  
dep026 : 8/22/2014 2:16 pm : link
in yoga pants.
...  
yankees78 : 8/22/2014 2:18 pm : link
My Dentist.
The whales  
SchindlersFist : 8/22/2014 2:19 pm : link
Gotta nuke somethin'...
The Linc  
FakeDannyHeep : 8/22/2014 2:20 pm : link
Preferably during an Eagles/Cowboys game.
This thread  
Gman11 : 8/22/2014 2:20 pm : link
.
gman that's already on the list  
Nitro : 8/22/2014 2:22 pm : link
pls only original contributions.
Nitro for President.  
BrettNYG10 : 8/22/2014 2:23 pm : link
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RE: The whales  
okiegiant : 8/22/2014 2:24 pm : link
In comment 11819610 SchindlersFist said:
Quote:
Gotta nuke somethin'...


You don't really believe that, do you?
people who can't walk a fucking block  
mfsd : 8/22/2014 2:25 pm : link
without checking their phones to see if one of their facebook friends posted a picture of what they had for lunch

And...people who post fucking pictures of what they had for lunch
...  
GP : 8/22/2014 2:26 pm : link
kepler20  
Headhunter : 8/22/2014 2:26 pm : link
dep26
deadkurtrulz
Great White Ghost
Blue Lou
Doomster
mmm I could go for some nuked..  
Pete in 'Vliet : 8/22/2014 2:28 pm : link
Leftover General Tso's Chicken
or Hot pockets
Slow walkers.  
BrettNYG10 : 8/22/2014 2:31 pm : link
Girls (18+) who wear tiaras on their birthday.

Fat 'people'.

Baseball.

People who high five.

Short people.

Fish.

People who stand in front of doors.

People who wear their hats backwards.

Wuphat.
yankees78's dentist.  
BrettNYG10 : 8/22/2014 2:33 pm : link
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People who 'agree to disagree'  
BrettNYG10 : 8/22/2014 2:34 pm : link
.
-people who smoke right in front of entry doors  
Jon from PA : 8/22/2014 2:37 pm : link
-bad drivers

-the irish
People who refer to themselves as 'foodies'.  
Cam in MO : 8/22/2014 2:39 pm : link

Baseball fans under the age of 50.

Mecca.

Canada.

My 5th grade teacher, "Sister Mary Beachball."

The world would be a better place.

Chicks that cry after sex.

YouTube Comments...  
Chris in Philly : 8/22/2014 2:40 pm : link
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John Kerry  
Reb8thVA : 8/22/2014 2:52 pm : link
and Dick Chenney
Kardashian house  
GMAN4LIFE : 8/22/2014 2:56 pm : link
.
Blue Lou's niece  
M in CT : 8/22/2014 2:57 pm : link
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If I also had a time machine  
Bill L : 8/22/2014 2:58 pm : link
it might be interesting to go back and nuke the Manhattan project, just to see what would happen.
Mets fans that are jealous of Yankees fan  
dep026 : 8/22/2014 2:59 pm : link
that are over the age of 50 who know nothing about baseball or football.

In other words, just HeadHunter.
Ice Bucket Challenge vids  
TXRabbit : 8/22/2014 3:00 pm : link
hint..there's 0 challenge to it MORANS!!
Lisa Ann  
GMAN4LIFE : 8/22/2014 3:01 pm : link
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RE: Ice Bucket Challenge vids  
Bill L : 8/22/2014 3:12 pm : link
In comment 11819697 TXRabbit said:
Quote:
hint..there's 0 challenge to it MORANS!!


Is this supposed to be intentional irony?
White privilege  
Kyle : 8/22/2014 3:17 pm : link
and the Rangers.
White Cops  
RC02XX : 8/22/2014 3:20 pm : link
- Young savages and thugs
Hiroshima  
Headhunter : 8/22/2014 3:20 pm : link
for shits & giggles
.  
arcarsenal : 8/22/2014 3:21 pm : link
bossman

Quote:
nassib
SBlue46 : 3:16 pm : link : reply
Will be needed if trade goes thru
===  
GiantFilthy : 8/22/2014 3:21 pm : link
Quote:
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yankees78 : 2:18 pm : link : reply


Lets blow stuff together.
People who put an apostrophe in a hashtag  
AnotherGiantsFan : 8/22/2014 3:21 pm : link
#ItDoesn'tWorkLikeThat
Blow stuff up.  
GiantFilthy : 8/22/2014 3:21 pm : link
.
...  
BrettNYG10 : 8/22/2014 3:22 pm : link
Kyle

arc's girlfriend or whatever's fiance/husband

Colorado (namely, Davisian)
damn  
M in CT : 8/22/2014 3:23 pm : link
mine wasn't original. that's what you get for skimming through someone's OP in a rush to post what you've conjured.

how about...Great White Ghost's toilet...while he's sitting on it.
.  
arcarsenal : 8/22/2014 3:25 pm : link
Fuckin right, Brettsky.
Nitro  
Jints in Carolina : 8/22/2014 3:25 pm : link
you wouldn't like to nuke me? I feel sad now :(
Posters who claim they are ninjas  
AnotherGiantsFan : 8/22/2014 3:26 pm : link
and then claim they are not that poster who claimed they are a ninja.
how about  
M in CT : 8/22/2014 3:35 pm : link
posters that turn every thread into a shitfest because they are little bitches who have nothing better to do in their pathetic lives?

or maybe posters who deny being dupes from one side of their mouths, while accusing others of being dupes out of the other side of their mouths?
Those work too  
AnotherGiantsFan : 8/22/2014 3:36 pm : link
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i see what you did there  
M in CT : 8/22/2014 3:38 pm : link
goddammit.
I want to nuke people who text and drive  
Jints in Carolina : 8/22/2014 3:40 pm : link
Fucking scum.
Peaceniks  
Headhunter : 8/22/2014 3:42 pm : link
.
Puppies  
RC02XX : 8/22/2014 3:44 pm : link
-kittens
-cute little chicks
-basically anything furry, little and cute
People who live on this site  
Headhunter : 8/22/2014 3:46 pm : link
but won't donate a nickel to keep it going
Headhunter calling me out and shit in front of my friends.  
GiantFilthy : 8/22/2014 3:53 pm : link
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jints just because your subject to potshots  
Nitro : 8/22/2014 3:53 pm : link
doesn't mean I care, you know.

Pearl Harbor, blitzkrieg style  
Nitro : 8/22/2014 3:55 pm : link
Close talkers  
WeatherMan : 8/22/2014 3:57 pm : link
and idiot hype mongers that cherry pick one long range model that has an interesting result out of a field of dozens and then incites stupid social media buzz about a disaster that isn't going to happen.
Everyone in front of me  
buford : 8/22/2014 4:00 pm : link
on I85.
Thursday night football  
pjcas18 : 8/22/2014 4:00 pm : link
two monday night football games
flex scheduling

the guy who sold me my house and signed a disclosure there was no water in the basement

the home inspector who inspected my house

people who like the HBO show Girls

people who like shows whose "thing" is witty banter

people against regulating our borders and immigration

affordable care act

I'll stop there.
RE: jints just because your subject to potshots  
Jints in Carolina : 8/22/2014 4:05 pm : link
In comment 11819820 Nitro said:
Quote:
doesn't mean I care, you know.


fuck
Al Sharpton  
njm : 8/22/2014 4:10 pm : link
Donald Trump

Justin Beiber
Actually, Bieber would be the subject of a new thread  
njm : 8/22/2014 4:12 pm : link
"If you could be 20 again and kick somebody's ass, who would it be?"
Anyone who puts ketchup on a hot dog.  
Klaatu : 8/22/2014 4:29 pm : link
...
Rex Ryan  
MaineGiantFan : 8/22/2014 4:31 pm : link
People who cut me off in traffic
People who are constantly late for every fucking appointment.
Weak coffee
People who enjoy drinking weak coffee
Anyone who drinks a glass of milk  
Headhunter : 8/22/2014 4:37 pm : link
while eating a steak
HH  
MaineGiantFan : 8/22/2014 4:40 pm : link
You've witnessed this? I shudder at the thought. ...
Still haunts me to this day  
Headhunter : 8/22/2014 4:42 pm : link
ate over a friends house when I was 10
RE: Everyone in front of me  
OC : 8/22/2014 4:51 pm : link
In comment 11819826 buford said:
Quote:
on I85.


Hahaha! Was thinking the same about 80.

Also, a tactical nuke on San Fran. leaving the airport alone.
The wife works there.
The FoxNews  
Nick in LA : 8/22/2014 4:55 pm : link
Studios with all the employees inside of it.
Hipsters  
BurberryManning : 8/22/2014 4:57 pm : link
- the BBI posting time-limit
- the term "best practice"
- engagement/bridal/baby showers
- cover fees
- Capri pants and/or rompers
- birds
- MSLs favorite area of Greenwich
- having the door held inducing a faster walk
- opinions that don't deserve to be shared (ironic)
- parents boasting about their children's unremarkable and otherwise mediocre accomplishments
Add: pizza snobs  
BurberryManning : 8/22/2014 4:58 pm : link
and crossfitters
If I can't get my hands on a nuke, this will do  
Headhunter : 8/22/2014 5:01 pm : link
There's only one legitimate answer  
Greg from LI : 8/22/2014 10:17 pm : link
Blacksburg, VA, of course
RE: Hipsters  
BrettNYG10 : 8/23/2014 1:15 am : link
In comment 11819902 BurberryManning said:
Quote:
- the BBI posting time-limit
- the term "best practice"
- engagement/bridal/baby showers
- cover fees
- Capri pants and/or rompers
- birds
- MSLs favorite area of Greenwich
- having the door held inducing a faster walk
- opinions that don't deserve to be shared (ironic)
- parents boasting about their children's unremarkable and otherwise mediocre accomplishments


Great call on birds. Literally sky garbage. Fuck birds.
Hmm...  
JerryNYG : 8/23/2014 8:22 am : link
hipsters

hippies

cranky ass old people

baby boomers talking about how they saved the world in the 60s while they are ruining it in the present

conspiracy theorists

people who make beer with lemonade in it (wtf?!)
Misplaced  
That Said : 8/23/2014 12:36 pm : link
apostrophes.
-participation trophies  
redbeard : 8/23/2014 12:49 pm : link
-anyone wearing a "Tapout" shirt


-Fuckin' Brettsky


-Those who use your and you're incorrectly


-"The Voice"
...  
redbeard : 8/23/2014 12:51 pm : link
The bunkers to the right of the first tee on the Red course at Bethpage
the phrase "stole my thunder"  
BNY Giants Club : 8/23/2014 4:10 pm : link
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RE: the phrase  
Cam in MO : 8/23/2014 4:12 pm : link
In comment 11822227 BNY Giants Club said:
Quote:
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Was gonna write that but BNY totes stole my thunder.


People  
Big Al : 8/23/2014 4:48 pm : link
"who could care less" and "loosers".
I'm a little late to the party  
Route 9 in LEH : 8/23/2014 6:46 pm : link
-Iggy Azalea
-Cliché baby boomer lectures about "kids these days"
-Smart Cars
-College Loans
-"Johnny football"
-March Madness/The World Cup
-Neighbors with dogs whom dark incessantly

The way I feel right now  
Sneakers O'toole : 8/24/2014 1:19 am : link
everything.......
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