Eli will do an AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit: Friday, 1:30

Which might be Eli's troubles altogether?

I'll show myself out.

... excuse the ignorance but what is a Reddit?

if he puts out on the first date.

already knows the answer to that question...

but at least he got his.

would be worth checking out - hopefully he'll open up a little bit. He seems like a pretty cool guy behind the scenes, but he's so good at the vanilla interview that you rarely get to see it.

to be hilarious.

Prince Amukamara did one a few weeks ago (test case?), and now Eli.

Granted, these are two of the most straight-laced guys on the team. I'm sure that's not an accident. They probably wouldn't look too kindly on players more likely to say something that would embarrass the franchise jumping into an arena like this.

In comment 11826449 Mason said:

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... excuse the ignorance but what is a Reddit?

What is Reddit? - ( New Window )

possible, like most celebrities/athletes do these days when they do them.

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what do evangelist born again Christians say when they talk dirty during sex?

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In comment 11826449 Mason said: Quote: ... excuse the ignorance but what is a Reddit? What is Reddit? - ( New Window )

Holy crap, I just learned to tweet with acronyms. Now's there is a new thing. I am so behind the times. Always thought that was some computer virus when Google would send me there for a topic. LOL, thanks.

and his brother is one of the more neurotic and overly intense personalities in sports. You know he had to have done something fucked up to Peyton when they were teenagers, or since.

What would you do if Rastafarians stole your parking space?

do players agents help the players with their long term plans?
In 1979 when I had a Lawyer set up a Corporation he had an Accountant in his office. They set up a deferred profit sharing & pension plan.


Why isn't being done for the N.F.L. players?"

- Old Polack

or do you throw to other jerseys on purpose j/k

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or do you throw to other jerseys on purpose j/k

lmao that was good

AMAs were neat before they got whored out to pitch every bullshit project every has been is putting out there to keep the lights on. If they kept with the idea, ask interesting questions give interesting answers it would be one thing, but everyone knows the interesting stuff gets ignored and the softballs get canned responses, so they ask lame questions and the whole thing turns into a snoozer. Except for Canseco. That was like watching a bullfight where the bull wins.

1. How often do you go to dunkin donuts
2. Do you sleep on a bob o pedic
3. Have oyu ever tried to start a lawn mower
4. Did you have problems ever starting a lawn mower

5. How many signed game worn superbowl eli manning jerseys are out there?

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1. How often do you go to dunkin donuts 2. Do you sleep on a bob o pedic 3. Have oyu ever tried to start a lawn mower 4. Did you have problems ever starting a lawn mower

5. When you get the lawn mower started does it cut the wrong lawn?

This is pure gold

I hope that's true.

Eli is hilarious, and I think we'll see more of that after his career is over. He seems like he'd be awesome to grab a beer with.

RealEliManning:It's nothing personal.


bwhahahahaha

...But seriously, this is a great read.

"Thanks for beating New England twice. What is your favourite beer?"


RealEliManning: Bud light.

mixhail: Jesus Christ that's depressing.

47th_President:
Hey Eli! Long term Giants fan here. Do you follow any of the other NYC area sports teams outside of football? Have you ever struck up a friendship with any other NYC sports icons?

RealEliManning:
I keep up with all the NYC sports teams. I've been to Yankees games, Mets games, Knicks games, Nets games, so I root for all the NYC teams... except maybe the Jets.

Followed by: "You have been modded at /r/miamidolphins"

RealEliManning[S]

Oh, 'N Sync. For sure.



And that "for sure" is the only bit in the whole thread that Eli (or whoever is typing this out for him) put in boldface.

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Followed by: "You have been modded at /r/miamidolphins"

hahaha gold!

FauxPelini:
After you throw an interception do you want to punch the guy who caught it or do you mostly just feel sad?

RealEliManning:
I don't think I've ever thrown an interception?

Think about it. In 2007, he had his comments about Tiki. In 2011, his "yes, I'm elite" comments.

We need Eli to say something that will get everyone fired up. Then BOOM, Super Bowl.

(of course, we'll also need Eli to run for a touchdown)

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In comment 11831981 Bramton1 said:

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Think about it. In 2007, he had his comments about Tiki. In 2011, his "yes, I'm elite" comments. We need Eli to say something that will get everyone fired up. Then BOOM, Super Bowl. (of course, we'll also need Eli to run for a touchdown)

[–]Momar89 1 point an hour ago

Do you have any touchdown dances lined up for your next rushing TD?
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[–]RealEliManning[S] 8 points 54 minutes ago

Maybe Victor Cruz and I will do the tango.

In comment 11831981 Bramton1 said:

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Think about it. In 2007, he had his comments about Tiki. In 2011, his "yes, I'm elite" comments. We need Eli to say something that will get everyone fired up. Then BOOM, Super Bowl. (of course, we'll also need Eli to run for a touchdown)

The Bud Light thing is probably enough.


Also, there's this:

ClusterMuck: What is love?

RealEliManning: Don't hurt me no more?

WHY DID YOU WANT TO PLAY FOR MY TEAM???????

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have asked him why he can't be more like his big brother?

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That is a great gif!