Jets Name "Fireman Ed Replacement/Chant Leader"

roared ­Tabacco, 44, of Annadale, Staten Island

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Jeff Tabacco the cheer leader?

Bwahahaha!

with regards to a minor league baseball team

this one is just HA a thousand times over.

what's the fireman ed quitting story again? I can remember laughing about it but fuzzy on the details

The Onion, right?

Right?

that's what I was thinking too. LOL

Figured we could all use a laugh. I'm sure the board will get some good mileage out of this.

guacamole...

character. He's Carazy Jets Fan Guy, now gimme some candy!

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they're the Cousin Eddie of NFL teams. Shitter's full!

and irrelevant

Fireman Ed = trash

LPG = ?

"J..{cough, cough} E....{cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough} T.....{cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough}.........S...JETS..JE..{cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough cough, cough, cough}


Too much Tabacco ...cough

No way this is real. No fucking way.

A whopping 3,000 votes for this silly contest...

Tabacco — a self-described “social- media freak” — smoked the competition by recruiting friends to vote for him. He was the top vote-getter among the 3,000 ballots cast since the polls opened last Wednesday, the team said.

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Jets fans need someone to tell them how to spell JETS every week.

you always want to avoid a controversy going into the regular season.

But I have actually met this guy. His work running Guyon Rescue has been nothing short of amazing. Now the idea of being an elected "cheerleader" is absurd, maybe some added attention to the work these guys have done on Staten Island, and to the work that still needs to be done, is needed, can't hurt. If you guys have a chance, please look up the cause and organization he runs before we go and label this good and selfless man a complete loon. thanks.

Another Marvel movie character...they keep coming..

Fireman Ed to Crossing Guard Jeff.

In NY. What a bunch of clowns.

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Booming voice and a good speller. Make fun of that organization all you want, but this time they got it right.

This is farcical.

The whole Jets production was cheesy and that's from my wife who knows nothing about the Jets in general. And the PA announcer is a joke. You can't even undstand him and the cheerleading on 1st downs was embarrassing.

Now they are saying this guy is only one of 8 fans to lead the chant. He won the first game vs Raiders. So, I guess he really isn't the Fireman Ed replacement. I'm pretty sure this was not in the original article as published. In any event, still absurd. Here is a link to videos of the 8 "winners" now linked to the article.
Unreal - ( New Window )

You must own a hat of some sort, and it helps if it's oversized and can protect you in the event of an emergency.

now the new Jet chant leader is mark wahlberg

What about Captain Jet???


The jets are farking weird yo

In comment 11834491 jcn56 said:

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You must own a hat of some sort, and it helps if it's oversized and can protect you in the event of an emergency.

Won the thread

Seriously, though, what the hell is wrong with the Jets? They're well past the earth's crust now and are halfway through the mantle - how low can they go? How could a reasonable human being keep supporting such an embarrassing organization?

"If you have 8 chant leaders...you have no chant leaders."

In comment 11834601 Exit 172 said:

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"If you have 8 chant leaders...you have no chant leaders."

Bahahaha

He will also be the "C" during the playing of YMCA

a football doesn't count as a floatation device. If you are near water you really should be wearing a life preserver instead of a reflective safety vest. Think of the exalted position you have been entrusted with and use your new found powers wisely. Impressionable children will be watching your every move and will imitate you down to the last detail.

Guarenteed a superbowl trophy we won

who aced the spelling without having to go best 2 out of 3 attempts.

My uncle (RIP) taught me to always add in a well timed "SUCK!" at the end of the chant.

When I lived in AZ, I was at a Giants-Cardinals game. For whatever reason, there was a Jets fan there with a Chrebet jersey on. In between plays when they showed the scores on a screen, the Jets were up big and it prompted him to do the chant. I of course chimed in and the guy immediately looked all around, demanding to know who said that, while my family giggled at him.

someone put this franchise out of their misery already. At least ship them off to LA. It's embarrassing for the Giants to have to be in the same town as these losers.

Funny thing is I'm related to him through marriage .

So it's nice to be on this side of these embarrassments for a change

has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

will always be the Dog-Ass Jets. Dan Jenkins set the tone a long time ago and still applies.

Could you imagine the other 21 fans who lost the vote? Who was runner up? Accountant Bob? This guy looks like he spent 5 minutes coming up with his custom.

John was a decorated NYC Policeman. The Tabacco's are a good family. We all grew up together on the Lower East Side. Give this guy some slack.

acting like that in your 40s is lame at best and weird at worst.

In comment 11835156 doncam said:

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John was a decorated NYC Policeman. The Tabacco's are a good family. We all grew up together on the Lower East Side. Give this guy some slack.

No. But thanks?