I love these. Magary does them for every team every season...
The Pats were today too and it of course means NYG/DAL/PHI will be coming in the next day or two.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313
| What has always sucked: All of the on-field fuckups noted above don't begin to hint at the Redskins' overall suckiness. This is the worst organization in professional sports. It's not even close. The owner is a disgusting, repulsive man. His underlings are worse. The local media are bought and paid subservient bootlickers. And the fans—humorless golfbots that they are—fall in line like fucking sheep, every single year. Can you name any other franchise in any sport that requires its own propaganda arm? The Redskins are a mad king who has locked himself inside a castle turret. It wouldn't shock me if everyone at Redskin Park turned out to be syphilitic. They are DISEASED. |
yes.
Fuck Dan Snyder in the ass with a Jim Zorn bobblehead.
I would much, much, much rather have Jerruh.
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by Synder or Jerruh... Jerruh, because he'll die sooner. These reader responses are fucking hilarious.
I would much, much, much rather have Jerruh.
someone else said they read the Jerry Jones article ESPN ran...and decided Dan Snyder should become an alcoholic too so at least he'd come off as more likable
When sliding RG3 looks like he's falling off a bike. I've seen sacks of concrete mix fall off forklifts with more grace.
Our stadium experience at FedEx field is like a three hour prostate exam. Five hours actually if you include dealing with Northern Virginia drivers.
Our coach looks just like my college roommate and that guy was a dick.
This was all before the end of the 1st quarter. That may have been my best FedEx Field experience."
I've always thought that he looks like the archetypical "asshole Dean" from an 80's movie celebrating collegiate hijinks.
They doubted in High School
They doubted a turnaround at @Baylor
They doubted a Heisman was possible
Keep doubting. It's nothing New.
One of my favorites is that Cooke didn't give the team to his kids, instead he named the stadium after himself. And then after Snyder bought the team he sold the stadium name.
Snyder is such an incredible tool.
Also, Vinny Cerrato.