NFT: Farting in an open office

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Or better yet, the vegan.

when I worked in an office I got on the elevator just as another guy stepped off. Within seconds the stench overwhelmed me and I knew he had cut one and left. I was just looking forward to getting off in a few floors when an attractive young secretarial type got on. She took a breath and then gave me this look that said "you f----g animal!". I was like 'No it wasnt me Im just an innocent bystander'. I dont think she bought it tho.

and neither do we...

In comment 11866415 natefit said:

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when I worked in an office I got on the elevator just as another guy stepped off. Within seconds the stench overwhelmed me and I knew he had cut one and left. I was just looking forward to getting off in a few floors when an attractive young secretarial type got on. She took a breath and then gave me this look that said "you f----g animal!". I was like 'No it wasnt me Im just an innocent bystander'. I dont think she bought it tho.

my grandfather did this in a hospital elevator years ago... my grandfather ripped an egg just before they got off, two nurses got on, the doors closed, they laughed all the way home.

In comment 11866415 natefit said:

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when I worked in an office I got on the elevator just as another guy stepped off. Within seconds the stench overwhelmed me and I knew he had cut one and left. I was just looking forward to getting off in a few floors when an attractive young secretarial type got on. She took a breath and then gave me this look that said "you f----g animal!". I was like 'No it wasnt me Im just an innocent bystander'. I dont think she bought it tho.

He who denied it supplied it.

that's hilarious.

In comment 11866425 Ten Ton Hammer said:

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In comment 11866415 natefit said: Quote: when I worked in an office I got on the elevator just as another guy stepped off. Within seconds the stench overwhelmed me and I knew he had cut one and left. I was just looking forward to getting off in a few floors when an attractive young secretarial type got on. She took a breath and then gave me this look that said "you f----g animal!". I was like 'No it wasnt me Im just an innocent bystander'. I dont think she bought it tho. He who denied it supplied it.

Who smelt it delt it..

In comment 11866415 natefit said:

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when I worked in an office I got on the elevator just as another guy stepped off. Within seconds the stench overwhelmed me and I knew he had cut one and left. I was just looking forward to getting off in a few floors when an attractive young secretarial type got on. She took a breath and then gave me this look that said "you f----g animal!". I was like 'No it wasnt me Im just an innocent bystander'. I dont think she bought it tho.

And you went on to marry her, right? :)

Open office farting is the best. Let it rip, I say.

In comment 11866415 natefit said:

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when I worked in an office I got on the elevator just as another guy stepped off. Within seconds the stench overwhelmed me and I knew he had cut one and left. I was just looking forward to getting off in a few floors when an attractive young secretarial type got on. She took a breath and then gave me this look that said "you f----g animal!". I was like 'No it wasnt me Im just an innocent bystander'. I dont think she bought it tho.

Ha...I always hate it when I walk into the office bathroom and it reeks. It seems like everytime I leave, someone else is walking in and looks at me like I stunk it up.

great point.

Some people are pigs with what they throw around a toilet and cant pee into a urinal. You wonder if they do the same thing at home.

In comment 11866444 BeerFridge said:

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Open office farting is the best. Let it rip, I say.

So if I lit a match in your office, would the fire make a trail back to your ass?

that included cleaning bathrooms in department stores. All I can say is that women are pigs.

are you guys really complaining about stinking up a bathroom?

If you can't fart and shit in a bathroom, where can you do it?

In comment 11866478 TheBigBlueOne said:

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In comment 11866444 BeerFridge said: Quote: Open office farting is the best. Let it rip, I say. So if I lit a match in your office, would the fire make a trail back to your ass?

Maybe. Unless I did the crop dust down cubicle row to throw you off the trail.

In comment 11866480 newmike2 said:

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that included cleaning bathrooms in department stores. All I can say is that women are pigs.

Yup. I had a job at a bar once and had to clean up/mop up at the end of every night. The wimmins room was always a disaster.

When you can nonchalantly stroll through your office and silently expel flatus. Incoming!