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santacruzom : 9/16/2014 7:16 pm
Recently watched disappointments go here.

Godzilla 2014.

(Did I expect too much? In my defense I don't think so -- I remember it being fairly positively received when it was released.)
Not recent....  
dep026 : 9/16/2014 7:22 pm : link
but every time people talk about this movie, I always say to myself.... what a fucking horrific movie.

- Vanilla Sky
Vanilla  
thomasa510 : 9/16/2014 7:30 pm : link
I like vanilla sky a lot. Very high quality film.
at least  
santacruzom : 9/16/2014 7:31 pm : link
Vanilla Sky had a pretty decent soundtrack.
Noah  
yankees78 : 9/16/2014 7:34 pm : link
Sucked
the  
pjcas18 : 9/16/2014 7:36 pm : link
road
The Life Aquatic  
armsteadeatslittlekids : 9/16/2014 7:40 pm : link
.
Agree w/ armstead  
nedhiggins : 9/16/2014 7:40 pm : link
that movie BLOWS
RE: at least  
robbieballs2003 : 9/16/2014 7:44 pm : link
In comment 11867038 santacruzom said:
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Vanilla Sky had a pretty decent soundtrack.


There, I fixed it for you.
I love the Life Aquatic  
robbieballs2003 : 9/16/2014 7:44 pm : link
.
LIKED GODZILLA  
missbibbasdaddy : 9/16/2014 7:45 pm : link
Movie was ok Godzilla was great
Godzilla was terrible.  
bradshaw44 : 9/16/2014 7:45 pm : link
.. So disappointed
American Hustle  
GiantFilthy : 9/16/2014 7:46 pm : link
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Saw  
DanMetroMan : 9/16/2014 8:00 pm : link
Divergent on a flight and thought it was absolutely awful. Saw Deliver Us from Evil with my girlfriend because of a timing issue and it was cringeworthy
Not recent:  
fivehead : 9/16/2014 8:05 pm : link
The Birdcage is the all time suckiest movie in the history of the world.
Lost in Translation  
Gman11 : 9/16/2014 8:08 pm : link
Was so bored I walked out on it.

Recent movie , The Giver....what a snoozer
Vanilla Sky had Penelope Cruz, didn't it?  
jcn56 : 9/16/2014 8:10 pm : link
I could watch two hours of her reading the phonebook.

Second vote for Lost in Translation, and Seinfeld already covered my disdain for The English Patient pretty well.
Godzilla was pretty good  
djm : 9/16/2014 8:14 pm : link
But I expected more. Need to watch it again and see if I like it more the second time around. It was kind of boring the first time but Not bad by any stretch...

Godzilla...there were definitely some boring parts  
EmpireWF : 9/16/2014 8:18 pm : link
in the middle, but I liked the movie as a whole.
I kind of agree on American hustle  
djm : 9/16/2014 8:21 pm : link
It didn't meet my expectations. People were raving about this movie like it broke new ground and was the slam dunk best movie of the year. To me it was just another solid movie with a good cast. Jennifer Lawrence stood out though. She was tremendous.

On the flip side I thought wolf of Wall Street was awesome. Some complained that it was too long or that the 2nd act was too depressing so I went in with tempered expectations. It didn't disappoint. Typical Scorsese magic.

.....  
Micko : 9/16/2014 8:24 pm : link
Funny - I thought Vanilla Sky was a fantastic movie and I also very much liked the Road. To each his own I guess.
I also felt  
pjcas18 : 9/16/2014 8:28 pm : link
this way about the identity thief (not in the movie theater - came on HBO thought I'd give it a shot), who doesn't love fat person self-deprecation, but it's like hollywood thinks they found the female chris farley.

she's awful and that movie was a train wreck.
the Artist- best picture my ass  
GMAN4LIFE : 9/16/2014 8:31 pm : link
.
Under the Skin  
steve in ky : 9/16/2014 8:33 pm : link
May have been the worst movie I have ever watched.
I let my girlfriend talk me into seeing The Other Woman  
mfsd : 9/16/2014 8:38 pm : link
to say it sucked is unfair to all other movies that sucked. It sucked by biblical proportions. Fellas, if the lady wants to see it, take it from me...run and hide

Man of Steel was a colossal pile of crap too.

I had some issues with Wolf of Wall Street, but wouldn't come close to saying it sucked, def worth seeing IMHO

Yup, American Hustle was a snoozer, shame to waste such a good cast

I loved Lost in Translation, but I can see why some didn't like it.

I also let my girl choose Magic Mike to rent. Good grief. We usually alternate choosing the movie, but I told her we were skipping her next turn after that one and I got to pick 3 in a row
Forrest Gump  
Model4001 : 9/16/2014 8:40 pm : link
I don't care what anyone says - watching Tom Hanks stumble ass-backwards into one event after another just annoyed the fuck out of me.
I enjoyed American Hustle  
steve in ky : 9/16/2014 8:43 pm : link
Maybe because I remember when that was all taking place is why I enjoyed it.
So who hasn't gone in an  
Zebra3 : 9/16/2014 8:47 pm : link
empty office building and yelled "TECH SUPPORT"
The Artist is an exceptional film  
Overseer : 9/16/2014 8:50 pm : link
nice to see Hollywood do something different. It was brilliant and absolutely deserved Best Picture.

American Hustle wasn't great (the De Niro cameo was hackneyed and seemed forced) but some worthwhile parts and good acting. This scene is classic.

For me (and this was somewhat unexpected): The Dark Knight Rises. I loved Begins, liked TDK, and despised TDKR. It was a mess of a film.
The talented mr ripply  
mattlawson : 9/16/2014 9:10 pm : link
God fucking awful.
Silver Linings Playbook  
spike : 9/16/2014 9:18 pm : link
meh
I thought Silver Linings Playbook  
steve in ky : 9/16/2014 9:20 pm : link
was pretty good
Pretty much any Wes Anderson movie other than Rushmore  
Greg from LI : 9/16/2014 9:20 pm : link
Rushmore was cute, but each successive one just kept piling on more and more forced quirkiness. I gave up after The Darjeeling Limited.

American Hustle was good but not as good as I'd been led to believe.

Lost In Translation had a few decent moments but overall I never saw what the big deal was, and I choose to blame the acclaim it got as the reason Bill Murray never does comedy anymore.

But if I had to pick one widely praised movie that I absolutely despise, it would be American Beauty. What a fucking steaming pile that turd was.
RE: The talented mr ripply  
steve in ky : 9/16/2014 9:22 pm : link
In comment 11867176 mattlawson said:
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God fucking awful.


Yeah, it was awful
Gravity was a let down  
steve in ky : 9/16/2014 9:23 pm : link
Maybe because I expected more, but I was disappointed.
Greg American Beauty was a terrific film imho and the Academy's as  
gtt350 : 9/16/2014 9:29 pm : link
well
RE: Godzilla was pretty good  
santacruzom : 9/16/2014 9:31 pm : link
In comment 11867086 djm said:
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But I expected more. Need to watch it again and see if I like it more the second time around. It was kind of boring the first time but Not bad by any stretch...


It was bad by EVERY stretch!

Maybe it's just more annoying to those who live in the Bay Area because we're more apt to notice its egregious continuity errors. For example, what's-his-face's kid was being evacuated on a bus crossing the Golden Gate Bridge. Not long after, what's-his-face is told that his kid has safely arrived at Oakland Coliseum. Did they forget about the Bay Bridge, or just prefer to take the scenic route most likely to first be attacked by a Pacific-travelling giant monster?

Also, you cannot get a nuclear weapon with a payload that makes Castle Bravo "look like a firecracker" from: China Town, to a boat, to a safe distance in the ocean in 30 minutes. Especially when 5 people are carrying that nuclear weapon to the boat. And why were people still working in an office building even after a) Godzilla just attacked the Golden Gate Bridge, and b) some monster just unleashed an EMP that would have knocked out your power anyway? And why would these ancient monsters have developed EMP that would have been worthless for about 99% of their time on Earth?

Those are among the many stretches by which it was bad.
RE: Forrest Gump  
santacruzom : 9/16/2014 9:32 pm : link
In comment 11867118 Model4001 said:
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I don't care what anyone says - watching Tom Hanks stumble ass-backwards into one event after another just annoyed the fuck out of me.


Amen to that.
the RoboCop remake  
B in ALB : 9/16/2014 9:33 pm : link
What a piece of steaming dog shit that was. Awful. Just awful.
Django Unchained  
jpkmets : 9/16/2014 9:40 pm : link
I've loved pretty much everything from Tarantino, but that was a fucking lemon.
RE: Gravity was a let down  
mattlawson : 9/16/2014 9:52 pm : link
In comment 11867202 steve in ky said:
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Maybe because I expected more, but I was disappointed.



Funny -- We had no idea what it was, no expectations, so we enjoyed it.
Amazing Spider-Man 2  
RobCarpenter : 9/16/2014 9:54 pm : link
That story was a total mess.
.  
BNY Giants Club : 9/16/2014 9:55 pm : link
I thought Django was a solid movie.
Matt  
steve in ky : 9/16/2014 9:56 pm : link
Isn't that the way it often is. If a movie has been built up to where you expect a lot it often disappoints, but if you watch something you know nothing about it is often enjoyed.
What Dreams May Come...  
Dunedin81 : 9/16/2014 9:59 pm : link
Two plus hours of my life I will never, ever get back.
garden  
pjcas18 : 9/16/2014 10:14 pm : link
state - awful

adventureland - awesome

Jersey Girl - what the fuck was Kevin Smith thinking?  
Dunedin81 : 9/16/2014 10:16 pm : link
Bounce, also awful

Ghost Rider, could have been one of the better comic book film franchises, murdered in its infancy by Nicholas Cage
Gravity was one of the dumbest movies....  
Crispino : 9/16/2014 10:16 pm : link
I've ever seen. Idiotic "plot". Horrific, laughable crap.

Totally disagree with Lost In Translation and Silver Linings Playbook, which were both well written and well acted.
Revolutionary road  
CruzShip52 : 9/16/2014 10:22 pm : link
wow
Argo  
GP : 9/16/2014 10:26 pm : link
sucked.
total  
pjcas18 : 9/16/2014 10:28 pm : link
recall remake - awful,

true grit remake - I liked it


All of those movies ....  
Crispino : 9/16/2014 10:37 pm : link
where Johnny Depp played the sexually ambiguous pirate.
I liked Godzilla  
SB : 9/16/2014 10:43 pm : link
...as far as bad movies, Lone Ranger takes the cake. Holy shit that was horrible.
Ender's Game was terrible...  
RC02XX : 9/16/2014 11:20 pm : link
But then again, how can you really make a movie that can live up to the book, even with all of the CGI?

Lost In Translation is my favorite movie...definitely not for everyone, but having lived a very transient life for a long time making temporary connections with those around me, it was just an amazing movie for me.
Holy shit.  
Mike in Long Beach : 9/16/2014 11:58 pm : link
Timely thread as I watched this tonight!

Yes. An absolute nightmare of a movie.
RE: Ender's Game was terrible...  
Modus Operandi : 9/16/2014 11:59 pm : link
In comment 11867368 RC02XX said:
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But then again, how can you really make a movie that can live up to the book, even with all of the CGI?

Lost In Translation is my favorite movie...definitely not for everyone, but having lived a very transient life for a long time making temporary connections with those around me, it was just an amazing movie for me.


I was pretty disappointed with Ender's Game too, Ronnie, but I actually liked it better the second time around.

I actually think they'd have been better off making "Ender's Shadow" first, giving those who haven't read the books Beans POV. I've always felt that was a better and more morally ambiguous book.

RE: garden  
santacruzom : 9/17/2014 12:05 am : link
In comment 11867283 pjcas18 said:
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state - awful

adventureland - awesome


Two solid assessments.
I'm a little surprised  
santacruzom : 9/17/2014 12:07 am : link
by strong negative reactions to Lost In Translation. I can see not loving it. I suppose I can even see not liking it. But hating it? What was there to hate about that movie?
Bad - the Notebook  
mnm99ny : 9/17/2014 12:10 am : link
Best of all time - Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox Story
Ha, The Notebook  
santacruzom : 9/17/2014 12:17 am : link
I actually willingly watched that and expected greatness because I had just seen Half Nelson, in which Ryan Gosling was outstanding.
RE: Ha, The Notebook  
j_rud : 9/17/2014 1:30 am : link
In comment 11867404 santacruzom said:
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I actually willingly watched that and expected greatness because I had just seen Half Nelson, in which Ryan Gosling was outstanding.


Have you ever seen The Believer? I think it's probably his best.
RE: RE: Ha, The Notebook  
santacruzom : 9/17/2014 1:46 am : link
In comment 11867435 j_rud said:
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In comment 11867404 santacruzom said:


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I actually willingly watched that and expected greatness because I had just seen Half Nelson, in which Ryan Gosling was outstanding.



Have you ever seen The Believer? I think it's probably his best.


I haven't! I'll have to check it out.

Anyone see The Guest? I hadn't heard of it until today and I'm intrigued.
Definitely track it down, great movie.  
j_rud : 9/17/2014 2:12 am : link
Plays a very smart Yeshiva student who has violently rejected his...Well, everything, really, and became a neo-Nazi skinhead.
Its loosely based/inspired by the story of Dan Burros,  
j_rud : 9/17/2014 2:18 am : link
a Jewish member of the American Nazi Party and later the KKK, who committed suicide shortly after learning his Jewish heritage was going to be made public in a New York Times piece. Like I said, loosely inspired, so don't take that as a spoiler.
God's Pocket  
Headhunter : 9/17/2014 5:27 am : link
Phillip Seymour Hoffman bloated, uninterested, going through the motions. Christina Hendricks is always easy on the eyes but this movie is a mess
Cold Mountain  
mattlawson : 9/17/2014 7:21 am : link
Absolutely outrid
Blue Valentine  
mattlawson : 9/17/2014 7:23 am : link
I think we shut it off. Wish is done it sooner
wow  
RicFlair : 9/17/2014 7:49 am : link
like 90% of the movies posted here (that i've seen), i liked.
Blue Jasmine  
Bob in Vt : 9/17/2014 7:50 am : link
Just did not like it and hated the ending.

Amazing Spiderman 2 ... wanted so bad to like it ... but tried to do too much in too little time

Eraserhead ... WTF was up with that movie ?!?!?!?
A kid's movie  
gmenatlarge : 9/17/2014 8:56 am : link
how can you expect a lot out of a premise like Godzilla what are you hoping for Mothra to show up!
Forrest Gump and American Beauty were good  
Chef : 9/17/2014 8:56 am : link
Man Of Steel was not as bad as many make it out to be
Argo, Django, LostInTrans, Forrest and Gravity Sucked?  
ShawnFromAmherst : 9/17/2014 8:58 am : link
So I've been talking with many folks for years who are absolute moronic turds lacking the 'it' factor in life?

No wonder coming here makes me feel really cool.
I wouldn't say Gravity sucked  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 9:00 am : link
It did have some absolutely breathtaking sequences. I do think it was a disappointment, though. Maybe my expectations were too high.
The Desolation of Smaug  
Spyder : 9/17/2014 9:02 am : link
What Jackson has done with one good book turned into a money engine trilogy, is spoil any kind of relationship he has with Tolkien. Instead what he has done is forge a new and powerfully corrupting relationship with George Lucas and his awful Star Wars prequels.

More like The Desolation of Tolkien.
Wow... Now American Beauty Sucked too?  
ShawnFromAmherst : 9/17/2014 9:09 am : link
what the hell?

The "Bring Back Tuck and Nicks" crew are out in full force today.

ps...note to self...never, ever, ask BBI for movie advice again.

Oh yeah, and whoever recommended "The Strain" a few weeks back is the king of this turd crew. Freakin' horrrrible.
Basically every movie my wife made me watch  
Tom from LI : 9/17/2014 9:16 am : link
..

And this one "The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia"

Seriously... this took place in Georgia... WTH does Connecticut have to do with it..

I thought it was about a person named Georgia. 20 minutes into the movie I asked my wife.. "why is everybody talking with a southern accent in Connecticut?
Gravity was made for the same reason Avatar was made  
UConn4523 : 9/17/2014 9:18 am : link
for its visuals. If you are looking for a profound story then you aren't going to like it. If you appreciate exquisite visuals, then its a great movie. I wish I saw it in iMax.
Argo was ok  
UConn4523 : 9/17/2014 9:20 am : link
fantastic cinematography and directing, but the acting was sub-par and i was never on the edge of my seat. Part of the problem was I watched this and Zero Dark Thirty in the same night and ZDT blew it away. Talk about tension even though you already know the outcome.
I forget the worst movie I was forced to  
pjcas18 : 9/17/2014 9:22 am : link
"see".

Bridget Jones Diary. My wife and I went with another couple to dinner and a movie. the ladies picked this thriller.

About 30 min in I couldn't take it anymore, I held my stomach and made the diarrhea sign, my wife made the gross face and move out of the way. I went to the lobby and played video games for 30 min. I went back in signaled I was ok and watched again for another 15 min or so and then diarrhea face again and I spent the rest of the time in the lobby eating snacks and playing games.

The movie ended and I was playing a video game with a box of snow caps next to me and my wife just rolled her eyes.

So I would say Bridget Jones Diary from just the 30 min or so that I saw was an awful, awful movie.
Argo suffered mainly for one reason  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 9:24 am : link
Ben Affleck the director cast Ben Affleck the actor in the lead role.
I rewatched both "American Hustle" and "Wolf of Wall St"  
Section331 : 9/17/2014 9:26 am : link
on a flight back from Scotland last week, and I thought Hustle was far better.

As far as disappointments, for me, "Black Swan" takes the cake. I absolutely hated that film.
Another dog for me was the Brad Pitt flick where he  
Section331 : 9/17/2014 9:28 am : link
ages backwards. Can't remember the name and too lazy to Google, but that film totally sucked. I just wanted the old broad to croak.
thread shows why movies are made  
UConn4523 : 9/17/2014 9:28 am : link
I thought Black Swan was terrific, with American Hustle putting me to sleep after act 2. Bale/Adams were great, but it was too drawn out and i felt the other characters were over-acted (much like Silver Linings Playbook).
Benjamin button  
UConn4523 : 9/17/2014 9:29 am : link
yeah, that wasn't good. Interesting premise, but not well executed.

While we are on Pitt, and while not his fault, the Counselor was awful. 2 good scenes and the rest was trash.
The Giver is an amazing book  
ligmen : 9/17/2014 9:31 am : link
what a dreadful movie though
RE: Wow... Now American Beauty Sucked too?  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 9:32 am : link
In comment 11867654 ShawnFromAmherst said:
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what the hell?

The "Bring Back Tuck and Nicks" crew are out in full force today.

ps...note to self...never, ever, ask BBI for movie advice again.

Oh yeah, and whoever recommended "The Strain" a few weeks back is the king of this turd crew. Freakin' horrrrible.


It sure did. It was a giant caricature pretending to be some sort of deep, biting satire. It's completely empty of any real meaning. Lester is a wretched, selfish piece of shit whose supposed awakening is nothing more than feeding his own ego. The rest of the characters are even more repulsive pieces of shit. Chris Cooper is an outright cartoon character. The entire purpose of the thing seems to be that the life of wealthy suburbanites is just so excruciating and tortured - how novel!

The fact that the cast is talented and the movie is technically flawless shouldn't obscure the fact that, at its heart, it is utter and total dreck.
So many variables....  
Wonderphil11 : 9/17/2014 9:37 am : link
go into what makes a movie suck or not for any one person...personal taste, what mood you're in at the time, what venue you're watching it in, outside annoyances, something small that you just can't ignore ruins the whole movie for you, actors aren't working for you in the particular role, too unrealistic, too realistic....etc, etc. I've had experiences where I hated it the first time but liked it upon the second viewing and vice versa.
Some of you guys are hysterical  
BigBlueShock : 9/17/2014 9:37 am : link
If you actually took the time out of your lives to sit down and watch Jersey Girl, Garden State and The Notebook, you deserve the results. I mean, what were you expecting?
RE: What Dreams May Come...  
pmmanning : 9/17/2014 9:39 am : link
In comment 11867260 Dunedin81 said:
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Two plus hours of my life I will never, ever get back.



Totally agree, it ruined Robin Williams for me
RE: Ender's Game was terrible...  
Hades07 : 9/17/2014 9:41 am : link
In comment 11867368 RC02XX said:
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But then again, how can you really make a movie that can live up to the book, even with all of the CGI?

You can't. Most of the book's plot took place within the head of the main character. I did not see the movie because I read the book and knew there was no way to make it a decent movie. Did you read the other 3 books after that? Ender's Shadow was also very good.
RE: Some of you guys are hysterical  
Jim in Fairfax : 9/17/2014 9:48 am : link
In comment 11867734 BigBlueShock said:
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If you actually took the time out of your lives to sit down and watch Jersey Girl, Garden State and The Notebook, you deserve the results. I mean, what were you expecting?

I guess you took the time out of you life to watch them if you're passing judgement on them.
RE: Wow... Now American Beauty Sucked too?  
Gman11 : 9/17/2014 9:48 am : link
In comment 11867654 ShawnFromAmherst said:
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what the hell?

The "Bring Back Tuck and Nicks" crew are out in full force today.

ps...note to self...never, ever, ask BBI for movie advice again.

Oh yeah, and whoever recommended "The Strain" a few weeks back is the king of this turd crew. Freakin' horrrrible.


It looks like the dickheads that can't accept the fact that people don't have the same taste in movies as them are out in full force also..... oh wait. It's just you.
Gravity  
EricNY33 : 9/17/2014 9:51 am : link
takes the cake. Most overrated piece of nonsense movie I have ever seen in my life. I go to the movies a LOT, and that's one movie I wanted my money back from. Outside of the visuals in space NOTHING about this movie was good.
Godzilla  
fkap : 9/17/2014 9:52 am : link
Gee, an obvious Hollywood remake of a movie that's been remade multiple times. Did you expect the producers to hire writers to turn it into a Shakespeare tragedy, or a special effects bonanza with a dumbed down script?

To be fair, I didn't see the most recent remake because I expected it to be Hollywood trash.

Gravity has to be one of the worst 'respected' movies ever.

The Lone Ranger missed, but very few claimed it was anything to write home about.

Anchorman 2 was pathetic. I don't think anyone thought it should be nominated for any awards, but it was highly anticipated. definitely a movie that should have been aborted at the idea stage.
RE: RE: Some of you guys are hysterical  
BigBlueShock : 9/17/2014 9:53 am : link
In comment 11867756 Jim in Fairfax said:
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In comment 11867734 BigBlueShock said:


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If you actually took the time out of your lives to sit down and watch Jersey Girl, Garden State and The Notebook, you deserve the results. I mean, what were you expecting?


I guess you took the time out of you life to watch them if you're passing judgement on them.

Where did I pass judgement? I never said whether I've seen them or not, but why let facts get in the way. The fac of the matter is, those movies were known to be piling pieces of shit, so I'm not sure what these guys were expecting.
Wolf of Wall Street  
fkap : 9/17/2014 9:53 am : link
was pretty bad for all the hype it got.

Ditto American Hustle.

It's sad what generates buzz these days.
Anchorman 2...holy shit was that movie all over the place  
GMAN4LIFE : 9/17/2014 9:56 am : link

Dallas Buyers Club- Great acting but the movie itself wasnt great.

RE: the RoboCop remake  
djm : 9/17/2014 9:56 am : link
In comment 11867229 B in ALB said:
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What a piece of steaming dog shit that was. Awful. Just awful.


I tried watching this but lasted on 40 minutes or so.

I don't watch many bad movies anymore. Figured I'd give this a shot since some of the reviews were ok but nope, it sucked so I quit.
American beauty  
fkap : 9/17/2014 9:57 am : link
was not some masterpiece of theatre. but it also was not complete dreck. It was a decent movie that was quite well made.
RE: RE: RE: Some of you guys are hysterical  
Jim in Fairfax : 9/17/2014 9:59 am : link
In comment 11867768 BigBlueShock said:
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Where did I pass judgement? I never said whether I've seen them or not, but why let facts get in the way. The fac of the matter is, those movies were known to be piling pieces of shit, so I'm not sure what these guys were expecting.

You blantantly inferred what your judgement was, an inference I obviously read correctly given your "piling pieces of shit" comment.

Anyway, Garden State was widely praised by critics and viewers.
Dallas Buyers Club  
fkap : 9/17/2014 9:59 am : link
a half hour movie stretched out to 2 hours. Certainly not up to the buzz.
Maleficent..................  
Vin R : 9/17/2014 10:04 am : link
.
in regards to the Artist comment.... other shitty movies won the  
GMAN4LIFE : 9/17/2014 10:11 am : link
best picture category....

Chicago
Shakespeare in Love

i mean it happens..
i've been able to avoid "hype"  
UConn4523 : 9/17/2014 10:12 am : link
and just like a move or not like a movie. Others should give it a try. A movie that didn't live up to wild expectations shouldn't be considered a let down.

I read reviews to get a sense of whether or not I should see it in theaters or wait. I pretty much ignore the finer details and form my own opinion.
One "bad" movie that I did enjoy was...  
RC02XX : 9/17/2014 10:14 am : link
Battle: Los Angeles. To this day my wife makes fun of me for dragging her to watch it...:(

Hey, I like movies where Marines get to kill aliens.

But yeah, while fun to watch, the movie did suck.
Did you enjoy The Marine?  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 10:16 am : link
haha
RE: Did you enjoy The Marine?  
RC02XX : 9/17/2014 10:27 am : link
In comment 11867826 Greg from LI said:
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haha


I actually didn't even watch it since I don't watch movies starring wrestlers. And they didn't kill any aliens.
Gravity's problem was easily correctable but they blew it  
Overseer : 9/17/2014 10:46 am : link
I understand that the film's visuals are its selling point and what makes it unique. And they were well done. But for God's sake, give us something in the way of a story to make us care about this character. Avatar's was utterly cliched but at least it was something. Ribisi's character added a mildly interesting angle.

I was so bored with the endless banter in Gravity between the 2 characters. If I wanted to watch a film just for the visuals I'll rent Baraka.
Revolutionary Road was horrific and annoying as fuck  
schnitzie : 9/17/2014 11:11 am : link
Two upper middle class suburbanites laboring mightily to find a way to be miserable. I wanted to slap both of them.

Compare that to "Shoot the Moon," also about wealthy, viciously unhappy suburbanites whose marriage falls apart, but there is a logic there, you understand why they are so unhappy. There is an authenticity to "Shoot the Moon," that is just missing from Revolutionary Road.

Maybe the former was just poorly written and poorly cast and acted. There was ZERO chemistry between DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, which is weird, considering that they had terrific chemistry in Titanic. I blame poor writing. Diane Keaton and Albert Finney, OTOH, were on fire. The depth and intensity of their hostility towards each other directly reflected the depth and intensity of the love absolutely believed they once shared. Keaton and Finney are better actors, IMHO, than DiCaprio and Winslet.

I don't know what it is about Leonardo DiCaprio. Seems like he peaked in "What's Wrong With Gilbert Grape" and has been a relative lightweight ever since.
Battle Los Angeles.... my god...... AWESOME FREAKING TRAILER  
GMAN4LIFE : 9/17/2014 11:25 am : link
SHITTY FUCKING MOVIE
3 pages in and I can't believe I am the only one who has mentioned  
steve in ky : 9/17/2014 11:26 am : link
"Under the Skin".

This easily is by a far and wide margin much worse than any other movie discussed on the thread. Either nobody else has seen it or it was so bad people have actually blocked it out from their minds.
Keaton is a tremendous actress  
Overseer : 9/17/2014 11:33 am : link
one of my favorites (although unfortunately she's not in a ton of great films). Winslet, though, is the best living actress not named Meryl.

A really solid dialogue heavy film (like Rev Road) with Winslet is Carnage. John C Reilly and christoph Waltz co star. Only a couple years old.
I took this as a thread about movies  
UConn4523 : 9/17/2014 11:41 am : link
that got good reviews yet you still hated.

I can list a ton of flat out bad movies, but they are pretty much universally known as being bad so its not worth doing.

The most recent movie that everyone loved that I couldn't stand was "Frozen". Though the story was extremely predictable, giving away the villian as soon as its introduced, the snowman wasn't funny, and the songs too over the top.

Compared to recent animated movies like "The Lego Movie" "Brave", "Despicable Me", etc, I thought Frozen thoroughly fell short.
RE: One  
Dan in WNY : 9/17/2014 12:17 pm : link
In comment 11867820 RC02XX said:
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Battle: Los Angeles. To this day my wife makes fun of me for dragging her to watch it...:(

Hey, I like movies where Marines get to kill aliens.

But yeah, while fun to watch, the movie did suck.


I'm with you. I loved battle Los Angeles. Good escapist fun. It also happens to have great sound on blu ray
RE: I took this as a thread about movies  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 12:18 pm : link
In comment 11868001 UConn4523 said:
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that got good reviews yet you still hated.


Me too. Listing universally-deemed bad movies is shooting fish in a barrel.
Agree with UConn/Greg on that being a better discussion  
Mike in Long Beach : 9/17/2014 12:20 pm : link
A few movies I didn't love that were very well received. Note: for all of these movies, I don't think they are bad, but were not worthy of the never-ending praise they received.

1) The Black Swan
2) Gravity
3) The White Ribbon (foreign)
4) Cache (foreign)
5) Snowpiercer (holy Christ what a piece of shit movie)

I could do this for a while actually so I'll stop there.
RE: RE: I took this as a thread about movies  
steve in ky : 9/17/2014 12:20 pm : link
In comment 11868064 Greg from LI said:
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In comment 11868001 UConn4523 said:


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that got good reviews yet you still hated.




Me too. Listing universally-deemed bad movies is shooting fish in a barrel.


I took it to mean recent movies since he said "Recently watched disappointments go here."
There are a lot of excellent films out there  
Stan from LA : 9/17/2014 12:21 pm : link
But they're indies and mostly don't play outside of art houses in big cities. So what's left for the masses are mostly play-down-to-the-lowest-common-denominator junk.

So what did you expect?
1 through 4 I enjoyed, but thought they were overrated  
Mike in Long Beach : 9/17/2014 12:21 pm : link
5 made me want to stop watching movies.
The Amazing Spiderman 2  
Knineteen : 9/17/2014 1:13 pm : link
Anything but amazing.

D+ all the way around....and for me, comic books movies get an automatic B on principle alone.

Seriously, what a piece of absolute garbage.
RE: 1 through 4 I enjoyed, but thought they were overrated  
RC02XX : 9/17/2014 1:18 pm : link
In comment 11868074 Mike in Long Beach said:
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5 made me want to stop watching movies.


What did you expect...it was directed by a Korean director. Aside from the cult favorites like Old Boy and a few others, Korean written and directed movies are melodramatic overrated products.
I enjoyed Dredd  
spike : 9/17/2014 1:31 pm : link
the non"Sequel" to Judge Dredd
RE: I enjoyed Dredd  
RC02XX : 9/17/2014 1:33 pm : link
In comment 11868241 spike said:
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the non"Sequel" to Judge Dredd


The version with Urban was very good, in my opinion. And it actually received good reviews as well.
RE: I took this as a thread about movies  
santacruzom : 9/17/2014 2:46 pm : link
In comment 11868001 UConn4523 said:
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that got good reviews yet you still hated.


Yeah, that was my general intent. I was approaching it more from the perspective of a movie that disappointed you, either because you'd read good reviews/heard good things, or had some irrational predisposition that the movie would be good. Godzilla got good press as "Godzilla done right," and it simply wasn't. Even setting aside all the errors that might not bother your average movie-goer, Godzilla was only in the movie for maybe 5 minutes of screen time!

And no, this wasn't "The Jaws Effect" where the movie is scarier when you don't see the monster.
my sister  
feelflows : 9/17/2014 2:47 pm : link
dragged me to see "Showtime"

"Eddie Murphy and Robert DeNiro.. you can't go wrong"

wrong
like the recently-mentioned Snowpiercer, for example  
santacruzom : 9/17/2014 2:49 pm : link
What I'd read led me to believe that it was brilliant, and parts of it were definitely interesting, compelling, affecting, gorgeously shot, etc. But I had a certain expectation of its "tone" and was a bit disappointed that it had another. I wouldn't say it sucked -- I reserve that for Godzillas of the world -- but it let me down.
RE: RE: 1 through 4 I enjoyed, but thought they were overrated  
Mike in Long Beach : 9/17/2014 2:52 pm : link
In comment 11868195 RC02XX said:
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In comment 11868074 Mike in Long Beach said:


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5 made me want to stop watching movies.



What did you expect...it was directed by a Korean director. Aside from the cult favorites like Old Boy and a few others, Korean written and directed movies are melodramatic overrated products.


The reviews are fantastic for Snowpiercer... better than for Oldboy (which I loved like most movie buffs).

95% of people liked it.
Not liking  
EricNY33 : 9/17/2014 2:56 pm : link
a movie doesn't make it a shitty movie. A movie can be well made and well acted and we might not like the topic and thus we say it's shitty. It's shitty to us, but the movie itself actually isn't shitty at all.
Gravity...  
Lord Zedd : 9/17/2014 3:10 pm : link
Was a waste. The debris seemed to follow Sandra Bullock like they were alive and targeting her.

That movie was an utter joke. Avatar and its shitty story is Shawshank Redemption when compared to Gravity.

Godzilla was OK. Considering the abomination with Matthew Broderick(sp?), it was OK. A movie about Godzilla and Godzilla was on screen for like 5 minutes. The scene were he does the atomic blast was orgasm worthy.

Ender's Game wasn't anything special but definitely not as bad as Gravity. Gravity was a piece of shit.
Forrest Gump Best Picture of the Year, American Beauty Best  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 3:40 pm : link
Picture of the year Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences


Both films are dogshit----BBI
I think the worst movie I have ever seen  
Jan in DC : 9/17/2014 3:52 pm : link
was Suckerpunch. What a horrific shitshow that movie is. Luckily it clued me into the fact that I'm just not going to enjoy Zack Snyder. I've been right so far.
the worst i ever saw was 3 kings  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 3:53 pm : link
walked out
Gravity didn't suck, but it was very overrated.  
Shockeyisthebest80 : 9/17/2014 3:56 pm : link
I read a review that pretty much captured my feelings about the film... "Halfway through I was hoping an alien would pop-up out of nowhere." The visuals are amazing, but the plot and dialogue are terrible.
RE: Forrest Gump Best Picture of the Year, American Beauty Best  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 3:57 pm : link
In comment 11868478 gtt350 said:
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Picture of the year Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences


Both films are dogshit----BBI


Plenty of weak movies win Oscars. Crash won for Best Picture for crissakes! NO ONE likes Crash!
i liked crash  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 3:59 pm : link
very thought provoking and well done, what is wrong with you people
if a movie doesn't have special effects and a good sound track  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 4:02 pm : link
the movie sucks. Crash with it's delving into racism and hypocrisy really captured human beings and they're prejudices
I agree on Lost in Translation  
Matt M. : 9/17/2014 4:02 pm : link
Titanic. Walking out I commented to my female friend how much the movie sucked and two other girls started yelling at me.
you really have had to travel to Tokyo to get the in depth  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 4:05 pm : link
core of Lost in Translation. Fortunately I have been there on Business and related to the whole concept, low key and well done
I thought Crash was awful  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/17/2014 4:06 pm : link
just a terribly shitty movie that tried way too hard. Can't believe it won any awards.
osi please give examples?  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 4:07 pm : link
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hoo boy  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 4:11 pm : link
I guess someone had to like Crash and its paint-by-numbers preaching.
I saw it a while ago  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/17/2014 4:12 pm : link
it's not really about individual scenes, it's about the general vibe of the film. There was just no subtlety to the film whatsoever. They hit you over the top of the head with their "people are different, we need to learn how to get along" message.
RE: I saw it a while ago  
Mike in Long Beach : 9/17/2014 4:13 pm : link
In comment 11868545 Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy said:
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it's not really about individual scenes, it's about the general vibe of the film. There was just no subtlety to the film whatsoever. They hit you over the top of the head with their "people are different, we need to learn how to get along" message.


I agree 100% on why you don't like it, but it wasn't that bad, IMO. lol

I totally see your point though.
RE: Forrest Gump Best Picture of the Year, American Beauty Best  
Dan in WNY : 9/17/2014 4:14 pm : link
In comment 11868478 gtt350 said:
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Picture of the year Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences


Both films are dogshit----BBI


Are you surprised? I'm sure there's at least a few here who think the Godfather and citizen kane are overrated.
This fucking movie about  
Randy in CT : 9/17/2014 4:14 pm : link
this group of pot smokers. What was that movie called?? The guy from Seinfeld was in it...
Crash, like American Beauty, has caricatures rather than characters  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 4:19 pm : link
Crash is the bigger offender in that regard. I'm surprised the characters even had actual names rather than White Cop #1, Black Carjacker #2, Rich Black Motorist #1, etc. It's a cartoony morality play that has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
yet it won Best Picture, if it was crap it wouldn't have even  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 4:21 pm : link
been nominated. It also won from it'd group of peers in the industry who probably got the message in a different light than you. As for American Beauty it was hauntingly terrific
Vampire  
EricNY33 : 9/17/2014 4:21 pm : link
in Brooklyn... terrible terrible movie.
it feels good  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 9/17/2014 4:22 pm : link
to hate the same thing as Greg, just as much as he does haha.
Greg  
EricNY33 : 9/17/2014 4:23 pm : link
I think we need to do the opposite with you. Instead of telling us what you don't like tell us what you DO like. It's more interesting.
Greg we can always discuss this further at Costco over free food  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 4:25 pm : link
samples
FWIW  
Wuphat : 9/17/2014 4:28 pm : link
To win an Oscar, there only has to be a plurality of votes, not a majority. So, back when there were only 5 nominees for Best Picture, the winner could win with as little as 21% of the vote. 79% of voters could pick a loser.

IOW -- the fact that something/someone wins and Oscar is hardly evidence of anything resembling universal appeal.

Today, it's even less since there are more nominees.
RE: yet it won Best Picture, if it was crap it wouldn't have even  
RC02XX : 9/17/2014 4:31 pm : link
In comment 11868557 gtt350 said:
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been nominated. It also won from it'd group of peers in the industry who probably got the message in a different light than you. As for American Beauty it was hauntingly terrific


Well...I'm not sure. The Hurt Locker was also full of cliched caricatures of soldiers on the battlefield of Iraq, yet it won Best Picture.

It mainly won because the cinematography was great (technical aspect of filmmaking), and it covered the war like no movie prior to it (even if it had contrived plot line and cliched characters), which I'm sure that the voters ate up. The movie was overrated and didn't deserve the win.
RE: FWIW  
RC02XX : 9/17/2014 4:32 pm : link
In comment 11868570 Wuphat said:
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To win an Oscar, there only has to be a plurality of votes, not a majority. So, back when there were only 5 nominees for Best Picture, the winner could win with as little as 21% of the vote. 79% of voters could pick a loser.

IOW -- the fact that something/someone wins and Oscar is hardly evidence of anything resembling universal appeal.

Today, it's even less since there are more nominees.


Very interesting...thanks for the insight.
American Beauty was a shell of a movie  
Greg from LI : 9/17/2014 4:32 pm : link
It was a masterpiece of filmmaking technically as far as the cinematography and editing and performances are concerned, but it was all in the service of a wretched story. Hell, even Sam Mendes says it is overrated.

Eric - Among active directors? Big fan of PT Anderson, the Coens and Scorcese. Spielberg has fallen far, but his high points are magnificent. Don't love everything Kubrick did, but Paths of Glory, The Shining and A Clockwork Orange are amazing. Reprehensible piece of shit that he is, Polanski is a tremendous filmmaker.
A Clockwork Orange was terrific so at least we agree on one  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 4:36 pm : link
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I loved Under The Skin  
ligmen : 9/17/2014 4:38 pm : link
You just have to accept you were watching an art house film that happened to use sci-fi as it's back drop.
Greg when you are older middle aged you should watch  
gtt350 : 9/17/2014 4:39 pm : link
American Beauty again.

you don't know now but someday you will
RE: This fucking movie about  
Vin R : 9/17/2014 4:46 pm : link
In comment 11868548 Randy in CT said:
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this group of pot smokers. What was that movie called?? The guy from Seinfeld was in it...


Half Baked?
FROZEN  
RomanWH : 9/17/2014 6:39 pm : link
Watched this one with my brother's kids after I heard about some of the buzz it was getting. The praise for this supposed "Disney classic" seemed endless. It wasn't warranted, though. What a dud. And that song "Let It Go" became so insufferable to hear it everywhere especially when it started getting regular radio play.

Bottomline: No real antagonist, no actual conflict resolution since there was never any real conflict to begin with, and a farce of a last minute villain twist that makes M Night Shyamalan's The Village look like M Night Shyamalan's Sixth Sense.
RE: The Life Aquatic  
ed90631 : 9/17/2014 10:18 pm : link
In comment 11867049 armsteadeatslittlekids said:
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It certainly was not a laugh out loud comedy a la Caddyshack or Animal House. It was more a very subtle skewering of reality TV with its fake chit-chat and manufactured drama.

The plot hit some slow points and the wrap up was a disappointing as they come, but I still walked away thinking that it was an outstanding film and, taken as a whole, a very funny movie.

I'll never see Jacques Cousteau or Whale Wars in the same light again.
Not recent, but the suckiness is still seared in my memory.  
ed90631 : 9/17/2014 11:34 pm : link
Rocky.
RE: yet it won Best Picture, if it was crap it wouldn't have even  
ed90631 : 9/17/2014 11:49 pm : link
In comment 11868557 gtt350 said:
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been nominated. It also won from it'd group of peers in the industry who probably got the message in a different light than you. As for American Beauty it was hauntingly terrific


Not true in the least. There is more politics involved in Oscar Noms and awards than in most Senatorial elections. The best movie(s)don't always win.

But even if it was true, do you rely on the Academy to tell you which pictures you like? Maybe you don't but that is what your post implies.

Whether a movie is "good" or "bad" is a highly subjective decision based almost exclusively on the individual's taste. I personally make my decision on whether the movie entertained me or not and that judgement may change with my mood. I have been entertained by some of the more universally proclaimed craptastic disasters the come out and I have been bored to tears by some of the most widely acclaimed movies of the last fifty years. There's no accounting for taste.

Here's a toast to movies that entertain.

Everything that's not Roadhouse.  
Davisian : 9/17/2014 11:54 pm : link
/thread

RE: A Clockwork Orange was terrific so at least we agree on one  
j_rud : 9/18/2014 2:34 am : link
In comment 11868582 gtt350 said:
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It was very well done except for one minor detail: it was adapted from the American version of the novel, which did not contain the 21st and true final chapter. The book is a question of free will vs things like aversion therapy and behaviour modification. While Kubrick's film ends with Alex sarcastically stating "I was cured all right...", Burgess' s additional chapter shows Alex briefly return to a life of crime only to grow bored quickly. He finds himself wanting to settle down and start a family.

Burgess had a message and vision and Kubrick, as he's want to do, shit on it and made it his own thing. But don't tell his fanboys that, he only ever improves the source material.
ed, that's your interpretation, no one tells me what to watch or like  
gtt350 : 9/18/2014 6:41 am : link
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How is "Showgirls" not on this thread yet?  
RobCarpenter : 9/18/2014 7:24 am : link
"I'm a dancer!"
Lions for Lambs  
bob in tx : 9/18/2014 7:44 am : link
sucked.
I think it goes without saying that...  
RC02XX : 9/18/2014 8:20 am : link
most movies made about/with the current conflicts as the backdrop pretty much suck. Maybe onsies and twosies involving special warfare missions based on real life events are ok (Zero Dark Thirty and The Lone Survivor), but most of the others are political drivel or cliched shitshows.
The Godfather  
RB^2 : 9/18/2014 8:26 am : link
The Godfather Part II
Shawshank Redemption
Citizen Kane
The Bridge on the River Kwai
The Graduate
Alien
Life is Beautiful
The Dark Knight
Terminator
Caddyshack
Airplane

All lame. So, so lame.

- BBI
thank you RB, poignant and to the point  
gtt350 : 9/18/2014 8:57 am : link
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Well done RB  
gmenatlarge : 9/18/2014 10:18 am : link
and you can include forrest Gump as well!
RB^2  
Matt M. : 9/18/2014 11:03 am : link
Thank you for reminding me of Life is Beautiful. i thought I was the only person who hated that film.

I thought as a romantic tale, the first half of the film was OK. The problem I had was the second half of the film making the Holocaust into a slapstick knockoff of Charlie Chaplain. I found that tough to stomach and watch.
Dark Knight is solid  
UConn4523 : 9/18/2014 11:06 am : link
but is put on a pedestal because it was a comic book movie. The 3rd act blows.
Matt you are the only person who hated it, RB was  
gtt350 : 9/18/2014 11:40 am : link
acknowledging it along with other greats
I probably read too much into Forrest Gump  
santacruzom : 9/18/2014 11:49 am : link
But while I liked it when I first saw it in my late teens (and mostly because of the soundtrack, the spanning of multiple decades with him spliced into real footage gimmick, and its humor), it's not something that's aged for me. It kind of seems like a celebration of just going along with whatever you're handed, with any deviation being punished.
I can also imagine why some dislike Shawshank Redemption  
santacruzom : 9/18/2014 11:57 am : link
I never fail to be entertained by it, and if I'm flipping channels and find it playing I'll often stay put regardless of where I find myself in the movie. It's right up there with any movie in its ability to make you hate its environment of injustice and cheer when it's defeated. But let's face it: it's melodramatic as all hell and just a tad too folksy for many tastes.
that really isn't a joke  
pjcas18 : 9/18/2014 12:00 pm : link
some of the more douchy BBI-ers who don't respect anything without subtitles have in fact claimed Shawshank Redemption "not great" and Braveheart "downright bad".

It's what makes BBI great and intolerable at the same time (like a microcosm of the world).
I think Shawshank  
santacruzom : 9/18/2014 12:07 pm : link
would have been better (but also probably more infuriating) if it had stuck to the way the book ended ambiguously. Get rid of that scene where Red and Andy reunite on the beach, and just leave it at Red hoping such a reunion will happen with something resembling credible hope, a feeling he'd been denied for decades. That would have been cool.
RE: I think Shawshank  
pjcas18 : 9/18/2014 12:12 pm : link
In comment 11869551 santacruzom said:
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would have been better (but also probably more infuriating) if it had stuck to the way the book ended ambiguously. Get rid of that scene where Red and Andy reunite on the beach, and just leave it at Red hoping such a reunion will happen with something resembling credible hope, a feeling he'd been denied for decades. That would have been cool.


Not a huge fan of the ending, but I like some of the other changes from the book like the warden shooting himself, much more poetic than the book.

I also thought Brooks hanging himself was more powerful than the book.

but yeah the ending was disney-ish, still didn't ruin an all-time classic.
RE: RE: I think Shawshank  
santacruzom : 9/18/2014 12:22 pm : link
In comment 11869564 pjcas18 said:
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In comment 11869551 santacruzom said:


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would have been better (but also probably more infuriating) if it had stuck to the way the book ended ambiguously. Get rid of that scene where Red and Andy reunite on the beach, and just leave it at Red hoping such a reunion will happen with something resembling credible hope, a feeling he'd been denied for decades. That would have been cool.



Not a huge fan of the ending, but I like some of the other changes from the book like the warden shooting himself, much more poetic than the book.

I also thought Brooks hanging himself was more powerful than the book.

but yeah the ending was disney-ish, still didn't ruin an all-time classic.


I can't remember Brooks' fate in the book, but I do remember that what-his-face wasn't shot by order of the Warden once it was discovered he knew Andy was innocent. Instead, he was transferred and Red was left to wonder if it was by what's-his-face's choice or not. I thought that was much darker/cynical, and probably more realistic, and would have painted the Warden in a way that wasn't nearly as mustache-twirlingly cartoonish.

The movie's methods of hammering you over the head and removing any doubt as to how absolutely good and absolutely evil each character was just became very evident to me in comparison after reading the short story.
Damn, I was hoping my Kubrick comment  
j_rud : 9/18/2014 12:40 pm : link
would have stirred some debate with his fans. Maybe this will work:

The man fucking ruined The Shining...
RE: Damn, I was hoping my Kubrick comment  
santacruzom : 9/18/2014 12:43 pm : link
In comment 11869627 j_rud said:
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would have stirred some debate with his fans. Maybe this will work:

The man fucking ruined The Shining...


It's funny, I've met people who have very vociferously argued the opposite. I never read the book and haven't seen the movie in over a decade, so I can't participate in the argument, but it always struck me as an argument someone makes simply because of an anti Stephen King agenda.
Two perfect examples  
pjcas18 : 9/18/2014 12:47 pm : link
I read the books the Shining and the King novella for Shawshank before seeing the movies.

I thought both movies were excellent; in some regards better than the book(s). Deviating from the stories in some areas, but they were both excellent.

there are a lot of cases where I feel the book to movie translation is awful, neither of these two fit that bill.

for me.
I didn't like  
EricNY33 : 9/18/2014 12:47 pm : link
A Clockwork Orange, but I can admit it was a good movie.
I've long since learned that arguing about Kubrick is pointless  
Greg from LI : 9/18/2014 12:49 pm : link
I really hate Stephen King, so I'm inclined to view the movie versions of both Shawshank and The Shining as superior despite never having read the books :)

Regarding A Clockwork Orange - no opinion, having never read that book either. I did try reading it once in high school, but found the slang inpenetrable and gave up.
RE: RE: Damn, I was hoping my Kubrick comment  
RC02XX : 9/18/2014 1:01 pm : link
In comment 11869635 santacruzom said:
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In comment 11869627 j_rud said:


Quote:


would have stirred some debate with his fans. Maybe this will work:

The man fucking ruined The Shining...



It's funny, I've met people who have very vociferously argued the opposite. I never read the book and haven't seen the movie in over a decade, so I can't participate in the argument, but it always struck me as an argument someone makes simply because of an anti Stephen King agenda.


Big fan of The Shining (movie), but I will say that I found the book a bit better, especially as it goes a deeper into the path to madness of Jack. With that being said, the performances of Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall were incredible.

And yes, Shawshank Redemption (movie) was better than the novella.

Speaking of Kubrick...Full Metal Jacket sucked donkey balls. Come at me, bro!

I'm kidding of course
gtt  
Matt M. : 9/18/2014 1:11 pm : link
I see that now. I missed the sarcastic "BBI" signature on the bottom of the post. So I am still alone about Life is Beautiful.
RE: my sister  
Giants Fan in Steelers Land : 9/18/2014 1:35 pm : link
In comment 11868401 feelflows said:
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dragged me to see "Showtime"

"Eddie Murphy and Robert DeNiro.. you can't go wrong"

wrong


This thread is cracking me up and this is my favorite post. Honorable mention to the Forrest Gump haters

Only on BBI would there be so much collective agreement that movies that are collectively praised by the masses and critics are steaming piles of shit
RE: RE: Damn, I was hoping my Kubrick comment  
j_rud : 9/18/2014 2:58 pm : link
In comment 11869635 santacruzom said:
Quote:
In comment 11869627 j_rud said:


Quote:


would have stirred some debate with his fans. Maybe this will work:

The man fucking ruined The Shining...



It's funny, I've met people who have very vociferously argued the opposite. I never read the book and haven't seen the movie in over a decade, so I can't participate in the argument, but it always struck me as an argument someone makes simply because of an anti Stephen King agenda.


That's it in some cases, some people just don't respect King as a writer. I think it's plain snobbery in many instances. I'm not gonna rattle off a list of books but suffice to say I'm fairly well read. I appreciate and in many cases love classic literature. Same with fantasy (D&D nerd thru and thru. Ravenloft, Forgotten Realms, Strahd, Drizzt Do'urden...go ahead, have at it), modern comedy, biographies and memoirs, whatever. And King is one of my favorite writers.

As for The Shining, I really don't understand how someone who has read the book and seen the movie could prefer the latter. Aside from changing the ending (drastically, and in one aspect considered by some to be Kubrick giving King the figurative middle finger as King made his displeasure known the more Kubrick deviated) he made the characters little more than props. Hey look, it's Jack Nicholson being Jack Nicholson. Shelley Duvall could have been replaced by an ironing board.
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j_rud : 9/18/2014 3:00 pm : link
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Speaking of Kubrick...Full Metal Jacket sucked donkey balls. Come at me, bro!

I'm kidding of course


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I actually read The Short Timers  
Greg from LI : 9/18/2014 3:03 pm : link
And, honestly, it's kind of a mess. Definitely prefer Full Metal Jacket despite its flaws. The first half is simply amazing and dead on (despite a few demerit points for being filmed in England and looking nothing like Parris Island).
Magic Mike  
spike : 9/18/2014 3:22 pm : link
was not so magical. Where was the plot?
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Vin R : 9/18/2014 3:25 pm : link
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would have stirred some debate with his fans. Maybe this will work:

The man fucking ruined The Shining...



Don't you talk about Kubrick like that! He is awesome!

lol
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Dunedin81 : 9/18/2014 3:26 pm : link
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would have stirred some debate with his fans. Maybe this will work:

The man fucking ruined The Shining...



It's funny, I've met people who have very vociferously argued the opposite. I never read the book and haven't seen the movie in over a decade, so I can't participate in the argument, but it always struck me as an argument someone makes simply because of an anti Stephen King agenda.



That's it in some cases, some people just don't respect King as a writer. I think it's plain snobbery in many instances. I'm not gonna rattle off a list of books but suffice to say I'm fairly well read. I appreciate and in many cases love classic literature. Same with fantasy (D&D nerd thru and thru. Ravenloft, Forgotten Realms, Strahd, Drizzt Do'urden...go ahead, have at it), modern comedy, biographies and memoirs, whatever. And King is one of my favorite writers.

As for The Shining, I really don't understand how someone who has read the book and seen the movie could prefer the latter. Aside from changing the ending (drastically, and in one aspect considered by some to be Kubrick giving King the figurative middle finger as King made his displeasure known the more Kubrick deviated) he made the characters little more than props. Hey look, it's Jack Nicholson being Jack Nicholson. Shelley Duvall could have been replaced by an ironing board.


That's why King remade it in a made-for-TV movie that was much closer to his vision (and predictably nobody watched it). He had a topiary and everything. But that's part of the problem when you hand a book off to a guy who is no less iconic than the author; he is going to have his own vision. And while Kubrick's The Shining wasn't entirely faithful to the book it was a fine film in its own right.
RE: Everything that's not Roadhouse.  
BMac : 9/18/2014 3:46 pm : link
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And Next of Kin.
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j_rud : 9/18/2014 4:10 pm : link
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would have stirred some debate with his fans. Maybe this will work:

The man fucking ruined The Shining...



It's funny, I've met people who have very vociferously argued the opposite. I never read the book and haven't seen the movie in over a decade, so I can't participate in the argument, but it always struck me as an argument someone makes simply because of an anti Stephen King agenda.



That's it in some cases, some people just don't respect King as a writer. I think it's plain snobbery in many instances. I'm not gonna rattle off a list of books but suffice to say I'm fairly well read. I appreciate and in many cases love classic literature. Same with fantasy (D&D nerd thru and thru. Ravenloft, Forgotten Realms, Strahd, Drizzt Do'urden...go ahead, have at it), modern comedy, biographies and memoirs, whatever. And King is one of my favorite writers.

As for The Shining, I really don't understand how someone who has read the book and seen the movie could prefer the latter. Aside from changing the ending (drastically, and in one aspect considered by some to be Kubrick giving King the figurative middle finger as King made his displeasure known the more Kubrick deviated) he made the characters little more than props. Hey look, it's Jack Nicholson being Jack Nicholson. Shelley Duvall could have been replaced by an ironing board.



That's why King remade it in a made-for-TV movie that was much closer to his vision (and predictably nobody watched it). He had a topiary and everything. But that's part of the problem when you hand a book off to a guy who is no less iconic than the author; he is going to have his own vision. And while Kubrick's The Shining wasn't entirely faithful to the book it was a fine film in its own right.


The made for tv one was pretty bad too. It stuck to the book right down to the ending but the kid who played Danny was awful. Like, Anakin in Episode 1 awful.

For a long time I hated the movie, just let my bias and the differences influence me too much. I wwtched it again recently (it's been on HBO or one of them a lot recently) and decided to go in completely open-minded with no thoughts on the book. Taken as its own story I can't deny that it is a very good movie. But if a filmmaker like Kubrick stuck to the script...now that would've been a great movie.
is Forrest Gump  
santacruzom : 9/18/2014 4:58 pm : link
collectively praised by critics though? I honestly don't remember, since it came out a time in which you really only had access to a few major reviews. I just took a quick peek at IMDB's archived reviews and there are departures to be found.

I do remember everyone loving it. It had a lot of gimmicks going for it. The double-disk soundtrack was ubiquitous, everyone was all like, "How did they superimpose Tom Hanks onto video with JFK and make it look like he was talking to him!!?!" 60's and 70's nostalgia almost always goes down easy, etc.

Sucked? I dunno, I'd watch it again I'm sure, and I'd laugh at the funny parts, but it wouldn't hit me like it did when I was in my late teens.
IIRC a lot of critics thought Pulp Fiction should have beaten Gump  
Greg from LI : 9/18/2014 5:05 pm : link
at the Oscars. It was a nice, safe choice that was enormously popular with audiences, but as I recall it mostly got good but not not great reviews.

I don't think it's a stretch to say that it was hugely popular largely as a nostalgia vehicle for Baby Boomers who still dominated the viewing public in 1994. At the time the Boomer generation was in the 30-50 age group, and the movie tried to shoehorn in as much cultural detritus from their era as possible.
The English  
pjcas18 : 9/18/2014 8:02 pm : link
Patient
Cloud Atlas and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy were polarizing  
j_rud : 9/18/2014 10:43 pm : link
What did people here think? I like both a lot but will admit Tinker, Tailor took a few viewings.
films that sucked  
Dylan fan : 9/19/2014 2:35 am : link
Of the films mentioned that I didn't care for much or at all: The Darjeeling Limited, Lost in Translation, Eraserhead, Life Aquatic, Revolutionary Road, Silver Linings Playbook. I VERY rarely see films that totally suck because I avoid films I think will be less than at least very good after reading a few reviews & seeing what the IMDB rating is, etc. If it's under a 7 I usually don't bother.

The film The Shining was great but the book was even better. Ditto for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Thought Clockwork Orange was better than the book, which also was great. Never read Shawshank. Speaking of crappy films, The Stand was an excellent book but the TV film sucked royally.
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