NFT: This is a hockey thread...

So nut the fuck up and get ready for another season.

Rangers are.. fast, soft, deep on D and have Hank. Likely a middling Eastern Conference seed.


Isles are.. young and talented up front, shitty D, upgrade in the net, still the LOLisles. Likely a who gives a shit, they're the Isles seed.


Devils are.. who fuckin knows. They have Lou, will probably win the East. Or be last. Nobody will care, seed..


Hurricanes are.. Have some Staal's. Stole the Whalers. Jints can suck my dick, seed.


Senators are.. Fuck you, Andy. Seed.


Leafs are.. Hi Sheppers! Seed.


Kings are.. Not a Dynasty. Fuck you. seed.


Sabres are.. Buffalo.. Have John Scott.?. Have another shot of crown royal, seed..



Whatever other teams BBI'ers root for, fuck you to.


The rules are;

Don't be a weeping gash on hockey threads..

Stop spamming me with your compromised email while you suck it, fish.



Anybody wanna fuckin go?