He's well within decorum for ripping in the bathroom.
As to laughing -- look, farts are funny, but lol'ing at them in that situation is probably dependent on your relationship with that person, and whether or not you care how they'll react to your laughter.
The guy next to me let one go today and I couldn't help but laugh. He didn't, and then I felt like I was being rude somehow.
Farts are funny. If he's floating a biscuit your way, I see no harm in a chuckle to lighten the mood. If you don't want to laugh, you could always make a comment like "my thoughts exactly" or rip one yourself.
it out in the can. Great stuff. Especially when its an old, greasy, dishelved guy. Total disregard - big brown dogs barking at the back door be damned.
I was in Montreal last month and the dude two pissers down from me shit his pants while trying to squeeze out some funk. Straight brown water staining his Lucky's and reaching his socks.
I felt terrible for the kid but it was a fuckin laugh riot.
Its not an anything goes type situation. Farting is totally ok/encouraged. But dribbling piss on the floor, or wiping boogers on the wall, is not permitted.
To be clear
Taggart : 7:21 pm : link : reply
Its not an anything goes type situation. Farting is totally ok/encouraged. But dribbling piss on the floor, or wiping boogers on the wall, is not permitted.
I'm with Fek. It's a little awkward. And I wouldn't do it. I usually just wait it out till the bathroom is empty or rip away in my own office, which I do regularly.
For some reason, they sound considerably more powerful during a pee. Maybe it's because there's no holding back? I find it funnier when there no change of expression. You know, when the farter looks all serious/business as usual. I start laughing.
A fart pee is super satisfying. It's like crapping in the sink.
He's well within decorum for ripping in the bathroom.
As to laughing -- look, farts are funny, but lol'ing at them in that situation is probably dependent on your relationship with that person, and whether or not you care how they'll react to your laughter.
He was a stranger and my laugh was pretty much involuntary. He was literally less than 1 foot from me, we are the only two in the bathroom, and he just lets loose a quick (but confident) fart.
I just don't think that's something I'd feel comfortable doing.
I'm with Fek. It's a little awkward. And I wouldn't do it. I usually just wait it out till the bathroom is empty or rip away in my own office, which I do regularly.
I'm with Fek. It's a little awkward. And I wouldn't do it. I usually just wait it out till the bathroom is empty or rip away in my own office, which I do regularly.
So a few years ago I'm out at the bar one night with a few friends. Middle of summer. Hot as hell outside. One of the girls we are with is like "hey let's all go to my place, I have a pool" so we're all "yeah, great idea!"
We go there and it winds up just being me, my friend and these 2 girls. One of them is legitimately hot , the girl who's house it is is...eh. So we go in the pool and the girls decide to go topless and everything's great. We get out and we are sitting at the table by the pool having a few beers and all of a sudden the concrete almost...vibrates. It was like a mini earthquake. I look at my friend and he looks at me and we realize that the really good looking girl sitting right across from us has just let out a THUNDEROUS fart and did NOT do it on purpose. It got really quiet and she turned bright red and was just like...whoops.
It was unreal. I never knew a girl that size could be capable of producing that type of sonic boom. My friend and I still laugh about this story to this day.
and had to take a leak. So I was doin my thing and some guy (who I didn't see at first) parks himself in the urinal next to me.
First, he breathes in a loud snort through his nose and hurls a loogie into the urinal.
Then, he launches a snot rocket out of each notril in, let's say the area of the urinal.
Then he kinda settles in and starts taking a piss. Not long after he rips a HUGE fart and by this point I am near bursting with laughter. I'm thinking "I gotta get a look at this guy..."
So we finish up and I sneak a look in his direction. Very overweight disheveled dude in his mid to late 30s rockin sweatpants and a hoodie mid-day in a Target.
Safe to say this guy didn't give a fuck. Might as well been his private bathroom.
hahaha.
As to laughing -- look, farts are funny, but lol'ing at them in that situation is probably dependent on your relationship with that person, and whether or not you care how they'll react to your laughter.
I use a stall when I have to rip one.
-Janay Rice
Farts are funny. If he's floating a biscuit your way, I see no harm in a chuckle to lighten the mood. If you don't want to laugh, you could always make a comment like "my thoughts exactly" or rip one yourself.
I was in Montreal last month and the dude two pissers down from me shit his pants while trying to squeeze out some funk. Straight brown water staining his Lucky's and reaching his socks.
I felt terrible for the kid but it was a fuckin laugh riot.
Taggart : 7:21 pm : link : reply
Its not an anything goes type situation. Farting is totally ok/encouraged. But dribbling piss on the floor, or wiping boogers on the wall, is not permitted.
Thoughts on pissing on the toilet paper roll?
For some reason, they sound considerably more powerful during a pee. Maybe it's because there's no holding back? I find it funnier when there no change of expression. You know, when the farter looks all serious/business as usual. I start laughing.
A fart pee is super satisfying. It's like crapping in the sink.
As to laughing -- look, farts are funny, but lol'ing at them in that situation is probably dependent on your relationship with that person, and whether or not you care how they'll react to your laughter.
He was a stranger and my laugh was pretty much involuntary. He was literally less than 1 foot from me, we are the only two in the bathroom, and he just lets loose a quick (but confident) fart.
I just don't think that's something I'd feel comfortable doing.
Remind me to stay out of your office
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I'm with Fek. It's a little awkward. And I wouldn't do it. I usually just wait it out till the bathroom is empty or rip away in my own office, which I do regularly.
Remind me to stay out of your office
LMAO
Then there was the time the cute new girl in HR popped in unannounced before I had time to open my window...
So, I'm back to doing it in the men's room
Been there. It's a great feeling.
Ditto. You feel better and everyone else gets to chuckle
Those hurt sometimes
Ever since I saw the article on here that they prevent cancer every time I rip one its followed by a no cancer today
We go there and it winds up just being me, my friend and these 2 girls. One of them is legitimately hot , the girl who's house it is is...eh. So we go in the pool and the girls decide to go topless and everything's great. We get out and we are sitting at the table by the pool having a few beers and all of a sudden the concrete almost...vibrates. It was like a mini earthquake. I look at my friend and he looks at me and we realize that the really good looking girl sitting right across from us has just let out a THUNDEROUS fart and did NOT do it on purpose. It got really quiet and she turned bright red and was just like...whoops.
It was unreal. I never knew a girl that size could be capable of producing that type of sonic boom. My friend and I still laugh about this story to this day.
But I'm sure many of you would expect nothing less from a guy as classy as me, right? Lol
Office bathroom?
Depends entirely on who else is in there.
First, he breathes in a loud snort through his nose and hurls a loogie into the urinal.
Then, he launches a snot rocket out of each notril in, let's say the area of the urinal.
Then he kinda settles in and starts taking a piss. Not long after he rips a HUGE fart and by this point I am near bursting with laughter. I'm thinking "I gotta get a look at this guy..."
So we finish up and I sneak a look in his direction. Very overweight disheveled dude in his mid to late 30s rockin sweatpants and a hoodie mid-day in a Target.
Safe to say this guy didn't give a fuck. Might as well been his private bathroom.