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NFT: Public Bathrooms: Farting at the Urinal

Mike in Long Beach : 9/19/2014 5:42 pm
Fair game or foul play?
Fair  
Wuphat : 9/19/2014 5:44 pm : link
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Fair  
LawrenceTaylor56 : 9/19/2014 5:47 pm : link
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you are in a bathroom.  
stockton : 9/19/2014 5:58 pm : link
If not there, then where?
Absolutely  
NH Giants : 9/19/2014 6:09 pm : link
Fair
Farting yes..  
Zebra3 : 9/19/2014 6:12 pm : link
Dropping pants no!
why would it be foul play?  
Jon from PA : 9/19/2014 6:15 pm : link
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That's like complaining the bathroom smells like shit  
David in LA : 9/19/2014 6:18 pm : link
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Encouraged  
Jon in NYC : 9/19/2014 6:19 pm : link
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What is foul play  
David in LA : 9/19/2014 6:19 pm : link
is the grown ass man that drops his trousers down to his ankles at the urinal.
Fair and  
Taggart : 9/19/2014 6:35 pm : link
absolutely no need to excuse yourself or feel embarassed. Is this even a debate?
Fair  
Moondwg : 9/19/2014 6:43 pm : link
let it rip!
RE: Encouraged  
Moondwg : 9/19/2014 6:44 pm : link
In comment 11871704 Jon in NYC said:
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hahaha.
It just seems weird to me.  
Mike in Long Beach : 9/19/2014 6:55 pm : link
The guy next to me let one go today and I couldn't help but laugh. He didn't, and then I felt like I was being rude somehow.
Better question perhaps is  
Mike in Long Beach : 9/19/2014 6:56 pm : link
Not whether or not you would take issue with another, but rather whether or not you would let one rip yourself.
Well, that's different than what you asked  
Wuphat : 9/19/2014 6:58 pm : link
He's well within decorum for ripping in the bathroom.

As to laughing -- look, farts are funny, but lol'ing at them in that situation is probably dependent on your relationship with that person, and whether or not you care how they'll react to your laughter.
Farting around the valet?  
Zebra3 : 9/19/2014 6:59 pm : link
Fair or foul? I always feel bad for guy that has to be in the can all day.
I use a stall when I have to rip one.
I used to prefer farting in the elevator.  
shepherdsam : 9/19/2014 7:03 pm : link
I don't do that anymore.

-Janay Rice
RE: It just seems weird to me.  
Taggart : 9/19/2014 7:14 pm : link
In comment 11871729 Mike in Long Beach said:
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The guy next to me let one go today and I couldn't help but laugh. He didn't, and then I felt like I was being rude somehow.


Farts are funny. If he's floating a biscuit your way, I see no harm in a chuckle to lighten the mood. If you don't want to laugh, you could always make a comment like "my thoughts exactly" or rip one yourself.
I always laugh when someone rips  
B in ALB : 9/19/2014 7:19 pm : link
it out in the can. Great stuff. Especially when its an old, greasy, dishelved guy. Total disregard - big brown dogs barking at the back door be damned.

I was in Montreal last month and the dude two pissers down from me shit his pants while trying to squeeze out some funk. Straight brown water staining his Lucky's and reaching his socks.

I felt terrible for the kid but it was a fuckin laugh riot.
To be clear  
Taggart : 9/19/2014 7:21 pm : link
Its not an anything goes type situation. Farting is totally ok/encouraged. But dribbling piss on the floor, or wiping boogers on the wall, is not permitted.
Co-ripping  
mrvax : 9/19/2014 7:21 pm : link
if possible is the best way to handle it.
Agreed  
Wuphat : 9/19/2014 7:30 pm : link
Quote:
To be clear
Taggart : 7:21 pm : link : reply
Its not an anything goes type situation. Farting is totally ok/encouraged. But dribbling piss on the floor, or wiping boogers on the wall, is not permitted.


Thoughts on pissing on the toilet paper roll?
So is pooping in the urinal ok?  
SB : 9/19/2014 8:30 pm : link
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Danny Kanell : 9/19/2014 8:41 pm : link
I'm with Fek. It's a little awkward. And I wouldn't do it. I usually just wait it out till the bathroom is empty or rip away in my own office, which I do regularly.
Better that than  
Peter in Atlanta : 9/19/2014 9:20 pm : link
fapping.
I'm 32  
JesseS : 9/19/2014 9:47 pm : link
But I still find it hilarious.

For some reason, they sound considerably more powerful during a pee. Maybe it's because there's no holding back? I find it funnier when there no change of expression. You know, when the farter looks all serious/business as usual. I start laughing.

A fart pee is super satisfying. It's like crapping in the sink.
RE: Well, that's different than what you asked  
Mike in Long Beach : 9/19/2014 9:51 pm : link
In comment 11871731 Wuphat said:
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He's well within decorum for ripping in the bathroom.

As to laughing -- look, farts are funny, but lol'ing at them in that situation is probably dependent on your relationship with that person, and whether or not you care how they'll react to your laughter.


He was a stranger and my laugh was pretty much involuntary. He was literally less than 1 foot from me, we are the only two in the bathroom, and he just lets loose a quick (but confident) fart.

I just don't think that's something I'd feel comfortable doing.
farting not sharting  
newmike2 : 9/19/2014 9:51 pm : link
is okay at the pisser.. if you feel the telltale signs of a shart, you cannot do an open wipe, must head to the crapper to wipe it clean.
RE: .  
Larry in Pencilvania : 9/19/2014 9:55 pm : link
In comment 11871825 Danny Kanell said:
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I'm with Fek. It's a little awkward. And I wouldn't do it. I usually just wait it out till the bathroom is empty or rip away in my own office, which I do regularly.


Remind me to stay out of your office
Had to show my wife this thread,  
barens : 9/19/2014 10:02 pm : link
The look on her face is priceless.
IF there are empty stalls, then fart in one of them  
Optimus-NY : 9/19/2014 10:59 pm : link
AND flush the toilet to mask the sound. I do that at home, when dropping a deuce lol. Talk about being paranoid.
RE: RE: .  
Jints in Carolina : 9/19/2014 11:09 pm : link
In comment 11871879 Larry in Pencilvania said:
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In comment 11871825 Danny Kanell said:


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I'm with Fek. It's a little awkward. And I wouldn't do it. I usually just wait it out till the bathroom is empty or rip away in my own office, which I do regularly.



Remind me to stay out of your office


LMAO
I just say "good one, buddy"  
SHO'NUFF : 9/20/2014 1:42 am : link
and maybe try for one myself.
did you hear  
aquidneck : 9/20/2014 7:42 am : link
What that asshole said?
I like when the piss fart  
Pork and Beans : 9/20/2014 9:13 am : link
is so powerful it shuts off the piss faucet for a while.
I laughed so hard that I cried  
Headhunter : 9/20/2014 9:22 am : link
when a friend of mine sneezed and farted at the same time
ahhh. the faughrt  
feelflows : 9/20/2014 9:51 am : link
A girl in 3rd grade did that. Its how I remember her 30 years later. Hahahah honk hahahah.
Where else do you fart if not in the bathroom?  
mfsd : 9/20/2014 12:32 pm : link
Ok, sometimes I let a good one go in my office. Thankfully I have a window to open

Then there was the time the cute new girl in HR popped in unannounced before I had time to open my window...

So, I'm back to doing it in the men's room
RE: I laughed so hard that I cried  
Jon in NYC : 9/20/2014 12:38 pm : link
In comment 11872024 Headhunter said:
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when a friend of mine sneezed and farted at the same time


Been there. It's a great feeling.
RE: Encouraged  
mattlawson : 9/20/2014 12:48 pm : link
In comment 11871704 Jon in NYC said:
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Ditto. You feel better and everyone else gets to chuckle
RE: I laughed so hard that I cried  
eli4life : 9/20/2014 3:01 pm : link
In comment 11872024 Headhunter said:
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when a friend of mine sneezed and farted at the same time


Those hurt sometimes

Ever since I saw the article on here that they prevent cancer every time I rip one its followed by a no cancer today
How about this  
blueblood'11 : 9/20/2014 4:04 pm : link
when you're taking a piss and you really let one go the force of the fart intensifies the steam so that it comes shooting out like a bottle rocket.
Funny, sort of related story.  
arcarsenal : 9/20/2014 5:57 pm : link
So a few years ago I'm out at the bar one night with a few friends. Middle of summer. Hot as hell outside. One of the girls we are with is like "hey let's all go to my place, I have a pool" so we're all "yeah, great idea!"

We go there and it winds up just being me, my friend and these 2 girls. One of them is legitimately hot , the girl who's house it is is...eh. So we go in the pool and the girls decide to go topless and everything's great. We get out and we are sitting at the table by the pool having a few beers and all of a sudden the concrete almost...vibrates. It was like a mini earthquake. I look at my friend and he looks at me and we realize that the really good looking girl sitting right across from us has just let out a THUNDEROUS fart and did NOT do it on purpose. It got really quiet and she turned bright red and was just like...whoops.

It was unreal. I never knew a girl that size could be capable of producing that type of sonic boom. My friend and I still laugh about this story to this day.
Note to self:  
ed90631 : 9/20/2014 6:07 pm : link
include this in Friday's "What did we learn this week" thread.
I guess I'm an "old fart" but  
Spock : 9/20/2014 6:20 pm : link
I do my best to not do it when someone is next to me and I prefer the guy next me to be as courteous.

But I'm sure many of you would expect nothing less from a guy as classy as me, right? Lol
Public bathroom?  
Enoch : 9/20/2014 8:09 pm : link
Let it fly.

Office bathroom?

Depends entirely on who else is in there.
Everyone  
DanMetroMan : 9/20/2014 9:19 pm : link
always says you are supposed to go to the bathroom to fart, why do I never see someone standing in the bathroom standing there farting?
I was in Target a few weeks ago  
Overseer : 9/20/2014 9:36 pm : link
and had to take a leak. So I was doin my thing and some guy (who I didn't see at first) parks himself in the urinal next to me.

First, he breathes in a loud snort through his nose and hurls a loogie into the urinal.

Then, he launches a snot rocket out of each notril in, let's say the area of the urinal.

Then he kinda settles in and starts taking a piss. Not long after he rips a HUGE fart and by this point I am near bursting with laughter. I'm thinking "I gotta get a look at this guy..."

So we finish up and I sneak a look in his direction. Very overweight disheveled dude in his mid to late 30s rockin sweatpants and a hoodie mid-day in a Target.

Safe to say this guy didn't give a fuck. Might as well been his private bathroom.
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