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“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”
Occasionally we will [have sex], but it’s very frustrating for both of us as this condition has left me unable to finish,” he said. “I’ve tried reading about it, tried going to doctors, but nobody can help me — I don’t know what I’m going to do. I just want to get my old life back — I just want to get back what this condition has taken from me.”
I kept looking for the spoof part or the onion link. None of us understand how it is real. And I'm sure this guy is having a tough go of it but the pictures are soooo funny. Him face down in the middle of a field, completely dejected.. and to top it off, he has "LIVE LIFE" tattooed on his fingers.
This cannot possibly be real but I still can't find anything that says it isn't.
...who is creaming himself every 5 minutes but all of a sudden, when he gets in bed with you, he suddenly can't do it. That has to be fucking humiliating.
Who spent most all day shooting sperm.
But he cursed his life
And so did his wife
'Cause for or her, he had not quite a germ.
Though most people though Herm was quite knowing
His life he was constantly blowing
Cause 100 times a day
While going on his way
He was actually coming and going.
Call it epilepsy, or migraine headaches, and no one will be the wiser. Then he can lie back and enjoy it.
The pussification of America continues!
That came out of nowhere...
Call it epilepsy, or migraine headaches, and no one will be the wiser. Then he can lie back and enjoy it.
Why aren't his pants all stained?
Jizz in my pants - ( New Window )
Alanis Morissette just wrote another verse.
Kinda makes you wonder if all these news sources got duped.
This cannot possibly be real but I still can't find anything that says it isn't.
Persistent Genital Arousal Disprder - ( New Window )
Spot on - ( New Window )
Link - ( New Window )
Forty times a day
He shoots forth DNA
And sixty more times fires dry
But he cursed his life
And so did his wife
'Cause for or her, he had not quite a germ.
Though most people though Herm was quite knowing
His life he was constantly blowing
Cause 100 times a day
While going on his way
He was actually coming and going.
but tremendous amounts
of spermatozoa would pounce
from it fantastically often and quick.
It wasn't much fun
To possess such a gun
As it shot like one owned by Charles Bronson !
after two years
he had no money fears
but was cranky, distracted and frail.
Who said and I quote
"If your cums were a vote"
"My god son, you'd win the election"
"I gave you ten dollars"
"There's no starch in my collars"
"And my pants still stand up on their own"
Though at first it seemed funny
His shorts soon got runny
And could impregnate half of Versailles
Fill my pockets from inside
Here I come again
...he said.
....(signed) Dale Decker's Laundress.
Said "I could park an SUV, uh,"
"Inside my urethra"
"It's just as annoying as Fekker"
my hand has no life
nor does my wife
for my fingers say Live Free
If I can get them believin'
It's yogurt, not semen
I might make me a quick buck or two
If I can get them believin'
It's yogurt, not semen
I might make me a quick buck or two
Holy shit. This one is pure gold.
You just kept coming, and coming, and coming with shot after shot.
Could carry so evil a risk
Now a pile of goop
Made my shoes fill with soup
Does anyone want some clam bisque ?
you think he'd be glad
with the orgasms he's had
but instead he's tortured by spunk