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NFT: Woman gets 3rd breast to keep men away

natefit : 9/23/2014 10:06 am

"It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they're breaking the code of ethics," Tridevil said.

Tridevil said she wanted to make herself "unattractive to men," saying she doesn't want to date anyone anymore. She's also hoping her new, strange look will help convince MTV to let her star in a reality TV show.

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Tridevil?

shepherdsam : 9/23/2014 10:11 am : link

Oh come on now.

winoguy : 9/23/2014 10:12 am : link

Miss Triplenipple?

unattractive?

goldy1313 : 9/23/2014 10:13 am : link

That's just more to play with. Now if they could put it on the back (backboob) then I would always have my arm around her and slow dancing would now come back in style.

Ross : 9/23/2014 10:14 am : link

I don't know how to post piss..but this it's in the link attached . Safe for work, but not safe for the eyes.

Once you see it...you can't un-see it
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maybe I'm going out on a limb here

Greg from LI : 9/23/2014 10:14 am : link

But I'm guessing she didn't exactly have to beat men off with a stick before she got the third one.

Agree with Greg. She wasn't much before

goldy1313 : 9/23/2014 10:17 am : link

Now I just wanna see. She needs to have a stick handy for all the crazies.

She managed to pay for the surgery

shepherdsam : 9/23/2014 10:17 am : link

but the custom bras could bankrupt her.

At least she's prepared to go tits up.

She obviously has emotional problems

steve in ky : 9/23/2014 10:19 am : link

Doctor who preformed the surgery should lose his lisence.

She looks

pjcas18 : 9/23/2014 10:19 am : link

like someone I met in Venusville.

RE: She obviously has emotional problems

Greg from LI : 9/23/2014 10:20 am : link

In comment 11877970 steve in ky said:

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Doctor who preformed the surgery should lose his lisence.

Dr. Christian Troy will do anything for the money!

What a fucking idiot.

armsteadeatslittlekids : 9/23/2014 10:20 am : link

Makes sense.

Curtis in VA : 9/23/2014 10:21 am : link

Doesn't want to date anymore so she draws more attention to herself by implanting another breast because well, guys hate breasts.

he did do a great job from the looks of it.

oghwga : 9/23/2014 10:21 am : link

it fits right in.

Agree Goldie

BigBlue in Keys : 9/23/2014 10:26 am : link

The back boobs would be where its at. Although slow dancing wasn't my first thought. If she really wanted to keep men away she should have had a kid.

Already been done...

FranknWeezer : 9/23/2014 10:29 am : link

twice, in fact. ;-)
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Florida

Headhunter : 9/23/2014 10:30 am : link

you can defend it and it comes right back again and again

Speaking of useless tits...

shepherdsam : 9/23/2014 10:33 am : link

This may be why that guy has uncontrollable orgasms

SB : 9/23/2014 10:36 am : link

the guy who wrote Robin Williams should

Headhunter : 9/23/2014 10:38 am : link

have used his suspenders instead of belt chimes in

Nothing does more to keep men away

Mason : 9/23/2014 10:41 am : link

then posting pics of your breasts and including your enormous new third one in custom bikini tops with a see through top while in full makeup on your social media accounts.

Right.

That Said : 9/23/2014 10:55 am : link

In a world where there's such a thing as an amputee fetish, a third boob is going to keep men away.

Brilliant.

If she was serious about keeping guys away she should have put a

Bill in UT : 9/23/2014 10:56 am : link

pecker up there. And if it's just men and not dicks she dislikes, make it one long enough to reach her mouth.

Let's see

NNJ Tom : 9/23/2014 10:58 am : link

1) Florida Resident (check)
2) Massage therapist (happy ending?)
3) Funny last name

Jerry Springer on line 3.

INSTANT FAME !!!!!

Hello Everybody !!

NNJ Tom : 9/23/2014 11:00 am : link

Fake?

DanMetroMan : 9/23/2014 11:02 am : link

Sounds like it
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Of course it's fake.

shepherdsam : 9/23/2014 11:04 am : link

Tridevil. Right.

How to get a job

Curtis in VA : 9/23/2014 11:04 am : link

By Jasmine Tridevil
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RE: This may be why that guy has uncontrollable orgasms

BMac : 9/23/2014 11:17 am : link

In comment 11878003 SB said:

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Hey! A match made in heaven! Someone get on the phone to the come-monkey and get these two together.

yeah but

mattlawson : 9/23/2014 12:30 pm : link

what do her thumbs look like?

Vin R : 9/23/2014 12:35 pm : link

If she really wanted the breast to repel men,

schnitzie : 9/23/2014 12:57 pm : link

she should have had it affixed to her forehead.

if she had a breast on her forehead

djm : 9/23/2014 1:02 pm : link

i'd stare at it, awkwardly. Bad idea, Schnitz...

People are so fucked in the head today.

Dave in Hoboken : 9/23/2014 1:02 pm : link

RE: Florida

eli4life : 9/23/2014 1:32 pm : link

In comment 11877996 Headhunter said:

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you can defend it and it comes right back again and again

Must be one of the northern transplants

This is nothing more

Matt M. : 9/23/2014 2:51 pm : link

than a moron trying to get some fame for nonsense. it has nothing to do with making herself unattractive.

If she really wanted to keep men away,

Section331 : 9/23/2014 2:57 pm : link

she should probably find an occupation other than massage therapist. I wonder if the 3rd breast comes with a happy ending?

ill bet

SBlue46 : 9/23/2014 5:19 pm : link

She would attract more men..
why would she want realty show
if she wasn't a media whore...

2 vaginas

SBlue46 : 9/23/2014 5:20 pm : link

Would be nice

It's fake

Wuphat : 9/23/2014 5:21 pm : link

....
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RE: It's fake

Mad Mike : 9/23/2014 5:29 pm : link

In comment 11878731 Wuphat said:

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If you can't believe in the 3 boobed woman, what's left in this topsy-turvy world.