There's at least one massive fuck up on Specials for the Giants. Eli carries the day as the running game stalls a bit for the Giants. Giants win in the 4th quarter.
D-Jax gets a long touchdown (I dunno, maybe Demps and Amukamura collide and fall down) and Morris rumbles in for a TD for the professional football team.
Eli throws for 350+ and 2 touchdowns.
Jennings gets in for a TD near the goal line.
Hard work pays off and we get to see what Damonster's sack dance looks like.
In honor of the birth of my first daughter, score will be:
'skins 9
Giants 17
Eli throws for 1 TD and 1 INT
Jennings continues his abuse of defenses with 115+ yards
Defense comes up with 3 turnovers so we can start working out way back to the positive margin!
Surprisingly easy victory for the boys from Gotham. First half they are very efficient and run Jennings quite a bit.
Second half they get one turnover for a score and Eli hits for three TD passes.
A nail-bitter. Redskins kicker misses a last second FG. Eli has another strong game with 2 TDs to Donnel. Our middling TEs have a good game against the Redskins defense which struggles to stop the short passing game.
Charles Way has a big game.
Lots of missed 50 yard field goals at the end of regulation and in overtime.
Gus Frerrote injures neck while - wait for it - headbutting the stadium wall after scoring a Touchdown.
Giants have 6 sacks.
Manning 75% completion and 4 tds..
Redskins 24
Eli: 2 TD, 1 INT
Jennings: TD
JPP: Takes a fumble to the house from a Demontre Moore forced fumble
Cousins: Has a good game, but we win which gives us confidence our secondary can hang with a competent quarterback.
Donnell 96yds 1Td
DRC pick 6 in 4th Qtr
Eli goes batshit crazy and throws over 400 yard
Prince get another interception
Giants Sack Cousins 4 times
Cruz with 2 TD's
Washington has tough time coming back off of the tough game in Philly. Giants break the curse of the road team on Thursday nights.
JPP 3 sacks
Eli no interceptions
Brown 4 FG's
Randle with 2 TD's
Jints rush for 64 yards
Eli 80% completion with 3 TDs and 1 INT
Jennings 125 yards.
Eli 80% completion with 3 TDs and 1 INT
Jennings 125 yards.
1 INT? Why do you hate Eli?
Jennings with 100+ yards and TD
Randel with a TD reception
D-Jax gets a long touchdown (I dunno, maybe Demps and Amukamura collide and fall down) and Morris rumbles in for a TD for the professional football team.
Old fashioned shootouts in the rain
The Washington team 27
Andre Williams scores a rushing TD
Morris rushes for 130 yards and 2 tds
Kirk Cousin I passed to Garcon for a long TD
Fewell's defense fails to get a big stop at a critical part of the game.
Jennings gets in for a TD near the goal line.
Hard work pays off and we get to see what Damonster's sack dance looks like.
Herzlich gets an INT after the pass is deflected by JPP.
Eli keeps on ticking.
Quote:
Skins 10
Eli 80% completion with 3 TDs and 1 INT
Jennings 125 yards.
1 INT? Why do you hate Eli?
'skins 9
Giants 17
Eli throws for 1 TD and 1 INT
Jennings continues his abuse of defenses with 115+ yards
Defense comes up with 3 turnovers so we can start working out way back to the positive margin!
Washinton 14
JPP 2 sacks
Williams 75 yds, TD
Cruz 125 yds, TD
Foreskins 24
NOT
JPP, Moore with sacks
Cruz, Parker, Donnell with TD's
Wash 14
Eli, 17-31, 157, 1 TD, 3 INTs
Donnell, 5-61, 1 TD
DRC, 1 INT
But I must say that I wouldn't be at all surprised if we lose this game.
a Williams long td run
r randle td
Andre Williams scores his first NFL TD
Rueben Randle goes over 100 yards and scores
The D picks Cousins once and forces a Morris fumble
Second half they get one turnover for a score and Eli hits for three TD passes.
Jennings 156
Eli 325
TDs: Randle, Cruz, Donnell, A. Williams rushing
Defense recovers a fumble
Moore gets a strip sack
Cruz with a TD catch
WA 14
Eli 2 TD's, 1 Int
Cruz TD
Defense 2 fumble recoveries
D gets 3+ sacks
Giants
Eli 3 TD's 300 yds. 75% completion rate
Defense with a strong showing, shut down Morris, 2 Turn overs and 3 Sacks
Donnell and Williams each with a TD and great play.
Donnell with a TD
Jennings with 100+ yards rushing
A nail-bitter. Redskins kicker misses a last second FG. Eli has another strong game with 2 TDs to Donnel. Our middling TEs have a good game against the Redskins defense which struggles to stop the short passing game.
Eli 2 TD 1 int 275 yards.
Randle. 7 for. 70 and 2 Tds
Ayers with a safety.
We rush collectively for less than 80
Eli 250 yds 1 TD 1 INT
Cousins sacked 3 times
Eli 4TD's
Captain Kirk throws for 1, runs for 1.
Rashad gets 1.
Brownie hits a 49 yarder.
Trel gets a pick.
JPP gets a safety.
WAS 07
Jennings with 2 running TD's
Cruz one TD catch
Donnelle One TD catch
- DRC with a pick 6
- Only one colossal fuckup on special teams
Randle has 2 TDs
Eli throws a TD pass of over 70 yards
Giants score TD with under 2 minutes to go for the win
A Giant LB gets an interception
Giants 6
NYG: 55 yds rushing
Eli: 3 sacks
Weatherford: 31.0 net punting avg (he's the worst in the league currently)
Defense - Pick 6
Cousins - 2 INT
Giants 7
Rednecks 7
Charles Way has a big game.
Lots of missed 50 yard field goals at the end of regulation and in overtime.
Gus Frerrote injures neck while - wait for it - headbutting the stadium wall after scoring a Touchdown.
Pretty crazy dream, right?
Jennings 1 rushing TD, 1 TD reception
Kirk Cousins 0 TDs, 2 INts
Jennings doesn't have over 100 yards rushing, but totals over 100 yards rushing and receiving, plus a short TD reception.
After rough start, Giants DL gets consistent pressure on Cousins. They knock him out of the game in the 2nd half ...FedEx field implodes.
JPP has a big game
DRC mostly contains Desean Jackson, but does get beat once for a touchdown
Brown 2 for 3 on FGs
Prince intercepts Colt McCoy to preserve the W
Jints-27
Redskins-23
Alfred Morris 125 yards 1 TD
DeSean Jax - less than 50 yards, doesn't hurt us for once
Eli to Randle 55 yd TD pass