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NFT: Intruder uses golf club to kill 920 chickens

armsteadeatslittlekids : 10/1/2014 1:59 pm
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Did he break par?  
That Said : 10/1/2014 2:03 pm : link
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Wouldn't you get bored after the first 10?  
Ten Ton Hammer : 10/1/2014 2:05 pm : link
You really have to be committed to see it through to all 920 chickens.
New definition for birdie  
Tom from LI : 10/1/2014 2:06 pm : link
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Had to break par  
prh : 10/1/2014 2:06 pm : link
That's a lot of birdies.
Seems like a good time  
pjcas18 : 10/1/2014 2:07 pm : link
for a wing eating contest.
RE: Wouldn't you get bored after the first 10?  
Enoch : 10/1/2014 2:09 pm : link
In comment 11893766 Ten Ton Hammer said:
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You really have to be committed to see it through to all 920 chickens.


Clearly, you have never beat a chicken to death with a 7-iron.
McNuggets anyone?  
shepherdsam : 10/1/2014 2:12 pm : link
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Randy is gonna flip.  
Curtis in VA : 10/1/2014 2:13 pm : link
Thats pretty sick though, for real
Only in Florida! Lololofmroflkikoollooooooo  
Curtis in VA : 10/1/2014 2:14 pm : link
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That's what I call  
batman11 : 10/1/2014 2:24 pm : link
some serious Chik-fil-A!
Wonder if the jokes would be as plentiful as they are here  
Mike in Long Beach : 10/1/2014 2:29 pm : link
If he killed 920 dogs (rhetorical, as the answer is obvious).

Btw, not judging.. just marveling at the way we value some animal life over others (myself included).
I consider myself to be intolerant of animal violence  
Ten Ton Hammer : 10/1/2014 2:32 pm : link
one time my grandparents took me to a cockfight in Puerto Rico and I refused to stay after I watched how they just threw the dead loser chicken in a 55 gallon drum trash can. I was 12.

But lets be honest, Chickens were meant to be food. You can tell just be attempting to interact with one. It's not the same as interacting with a puppy.
RE: Only in Florida! Lololofmroflkikoollooooooo  
Fred-in-Florida : 10/1/2014 2:51 pm : link
In comment 11893795 Curtis in VA said:
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Hey man! That was in California!
RE: Wouldn't you get bored after the first 10?  
Deej : 10/1/2014 2:56 pm : link
In comment 11893766 Ten Ton Hammer said:
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You really have to be committed to see it through to all 920 chickens.


That's what immediately lept out to me. At a chicken every 5 seconds, that's more than 1.25 hours of swinging. And 5 seconds strikes me as an underestimate -- maybe it takes 3-6 seconds per swing at the beginning, but after a while you get tired. And I have to assume that the chickens had some room to move (otherwise it would be hard to kill them with a golf club), so many swings would miss.

There has to be a lot more to this story.
Simply Barbaric!  
Ben in Tampa : 10/1/2014 2:58 pm : link
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Outta nowhere...  
flapjack : 10/1/2014 3:06 pm : link
Foster Farms has been in the news lately for  
bonablue : 10/1/2014 3:15 pm : link
nasty conditions, e.coli, etc; however, this obviously doesn't jive with the MO of Animal Rights activism...perhaps he received a subpar cutlet from Safeway and want to exact revenge?
Good thing these gals got out already:  
Giants Fan in Steelers Land : 10/1/2014 3:26 pm : link
Maybe he had to go through 919 chickens  
Headhunter : 10/1/2014 4:37 pm : link
to get to the one he was really pissed at, they do kind of all look alike
At least he/she (let's not be sexist) didn't use a gun.  
ed90631 : 10/1/2014 4:57 pm : link
I guess the real question is: Did he/she follow prescribed slaughtering rules or can we charge the perp with animal cruelty?
If they were smart, they'd sell them off as ground chicken  
shepherdsam : 10/1/2014 5:28 pm : link
fortified with iron.
I'm sure I'm in the minority  
JesseS : 10/2/2014 8:02 am : link
Because I raised chickens, fed them daily, built their coop etc. but it is upsetting to me.

No animal should be killed in a cruel manner. I understand the food chain, but even if they're not classic pets, they're living animals. Take good care of them and they provide you eggs. It's a nice relationship. It's different reading this then holding one thay was attacked by a fox and it'd entire wing is falling off. Makes these things a lot less funny.

FYI, if you raise them, they react to you. One would coo when she saw me. Others had similar reactions. Sounds silly, but I guess something you have to experience. Or maybe it's the social worker in me!
JesseS  
Headhunter : 10/2/2014 8:09 am : link
Sounds like your chicken was hitting on you NTTIAWWT
Theyre "only chickens" but  
natefit : 10/2/2014 8:28 am : link
its still animal cruelty. Further, studies show that perps of these actions dont tend to stop with small animals. He needs to be caught and jailed asap.
Ground chicken fortified with iron  
Rocky Thompson : 10/2/2014 8:35 am : link

Lol

Fuckin Shep...
with all chickens  
Jon from PA : 10/2/2014 9:59 am : link
I'd imagine he got a hole in one?
RE: Wonder if the jokes would be as plentiful as they are here  
chris r : 10/2/2014 10:04 am : link
In comment 11893838 Mike in Long Beach said:
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If he killed 920 dogs (rhetorical, as the answer is obvious).



Jokes abound on this over animal genocide.

Meanwhile Vick is still one of the more hated athletes if not public figures in the country.
At least I'm sure the deaths were painless...  
RC02XX : 10/2/2014 10:11 am : link
I mean, a whack to the noggin of a chicken with a 9 iron means instant death, no? Almost as instant and painless as getting your head cut off?
RE: At least I'm sure the deaths were painless...  
Hades07 : 10/2/2014 10:21 am : link
In comment 11895044 RC02XX said:
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I mean, a whack to the noggin of a chicken with a 9 iron means instant death, no? Almost as instant and painless as getting your head cut off?
Assuming he was accurate every time. I'm sure quite a number of those died slowly, or at least slowly enough to experience agony before death. What a horrible thing to happen.
it was 4 teenagers...  
Mike in St. Louis : 10/3/2014 2:01 pm : link
"Police on Wednesday announced the arrest of 18-year-old Gabriel Quintero, of Riverdale; two males, ages 15 and 17, from Caruthers; and a 17-year-old male from Lemoore."

I guess it was a four man scramble...
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Thanks Mike,  
shepherdsam : 10/3/2014 2:10 pm : link
for keeping us abreast of the situation. I figured it was probably going to turn out to be a few punks who had run a fowl.
Another reason to support  
mrvax : 10/3/2014 2:35 pm : link
public floggings/canings.

Well, I'm glad that the authorities weren't running around  
RC02XX : 10/3/2014 2:38 pm : link
like chickens with their heads cut off but were actually doing great police work.
RE: At least I'm sure the deaths were painless...  
AnotherGiantsFan : 10/3/2014 2:44 pm : link
In comment 11895044 RC02XX said:
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I mean, a whack to the noggin of a chicken with a 9 iron means instant death, no? Almost as instant and painless as getting your head cut off?


Bahahaha.

What a beautiful response. Nailed it.
A better mugshot.  
manh george : 10/3/2014 2:45 pm : link

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