Hi Odell, I'm Daniel. I hear you might get into the game this week. That'd be just super! But I have a some teeny little requests, if you don't mind.
First, don't suck, ok?
Second, HOLD ONTO THE FRIGGIN' BALL. You see, you've not really been hit in an NFL game. Or even a preseason game for that matter. You're stepping in with defenders in mid season form who want nothing more than to rip that thing out. And they're bigger and faster than college and will come at you from all directions. The thing is, your coach, Tom? He REALLY hates players who turn it over. So, if you follow point one (you know, the not sucking part) then I'm really going to want to see you play with Eli and this O. But if you cough it up, with this coach? We won't see you again until around Xmas. Ask David Wilson if you don't believe me. Xmas!
So remember: don't suck and hold onto the ball. And remember to not get hurt either. That's the other thing.
Ok great. Your pal,
Daniel
People said if you hit him hard in the hole, he is prone to fumbling.
Why exactly do they even need OTAs, training camp and preseason?
(Good to see you around, if I may be serious for a sec.)
With no OTAs, to would be at Old Country Buffet 5 min before 2 every day for senior early bird special dinner.
Sniff.
Sniff.
You wanna bump?
For a buck or two, went fine with turkey...
gold.
that's just me I guess
And add me to the ones who miss TOSR.
This!
mrvax : 10:54 am : link : reply
but me not know what/who TOSR is.
Still, TOSR was damn funny.