If you had to pick a division rival to win the SB

Damn the consequences of "having" to.

It's not close for me. I live around Redskins fans, so that's never an option. Everybody lives around Cowboys fans, and I am quite happy with their lack of recent success in terms of SB wins. The Eagles would still only have one SB win to our 4. I wouldn't like it, but I could live with it much easier than having the Cowboys widen the gap or the Redskins tie us. I don't personally know any Eagles fans. That's another reason it would be easier.

but ONLY because Romo and Witten have earned it, not for Jerrah or any of the 12 million fair weather fans that will crawl out from under a rock. Best career duo in football right now, IMO, and obviously one of the very best of all time.

Skins? Meh....I almost pity them

Shegals?...certainly hope not while I'm alive.

Im sure the Snyder and Jones would beg to differ with you when you call them "stupid". A simple comparing of checking accounts with yours would settle that debate pretty quickly.

I grew up in an area split between Eagles, Giants, and Jets fans, and Eagles are by far the worst fanbase. Even Cowboys fans were tolerable to an extent because they are pretty sarcastic in the pride for the team.

Eagles fans are just cocky for no reason. They always think they are going to win the Super Bowl every year and whatever player they acquire they celebrate before the season starts.

The "Dream Team" they assembled really set me off and I never heard the end of it until they missed the playoffs and the Giants won the SB.

I dont even hate Washington so I'd say the Foreskins (I believe that is the politically correct term nowadays), maybe because they never have been a factor in the division before.

and it's not even close.

Skins
Eagles
Cowboys

IN that shitty fucking vomit order.

This season better not be reduced to me rooting against Philly or Dallas and praying like hell that either team doesn't play too far into January. I'm nervous...

Those living in the Northeast say Eagles

Those living in the mid-Atlantic say Redskins

Everywhere else, Cowboys.

or who you are exposed to. If you live in the Virgina DC area you're obviously terrified at the prospects of a Skins successful postseason run. IF you live in South Jersey Philly fans will keep you awake at night. I live in Nortj JErsey so naturally I run into the shittiest form of life on the planet--the North Jersey Dallas Cowboy fan. Even better is the shit dicked Yankee Dallas fan. Fucking shit. That's what they are...fucking SHIT. Shit that fucks.

I don't think I have ever even known an Eagles fan. Maybe one, and he's not even a close friend. He's in my FF league every year. He can't talk shit even if he tried because we have 4 rings to his 0.

Dallas fans are everywhere up here and honestly, even if they weren't, I don't want that franchise winning anymore super bowls. I hated that they had NYG beaten 5-2 in bowls...now it's 5-4. It needs to stay that way or NYG needs to tie. I can't process them winning a bowl ever again. The 90s were fucking torture. We have finally bridged the gap with that cock shit franchise. Fuck them and fuck Tony Romo and his perfect little TE, Witten. I don't care if they both cure cancer and donate all their money to charity. Fuck them both.

I swear they all look the same. They all give off the same aura. They all "rooted for the team through the lean years bro, real fan here." ---FUCK THEM. They are the worst. They took the easy way out in the 70s or early 80s or 90s. You don't get points even if you are loyal. Loyal my ass. Nazis were loyal too. Fuck NAzis. Fuck Dallas fans in Jersey.

back when they won. Hell, they're insanely annoying even today, when they have barely even made the playoffs over the past two decades. And that song.....god, that fucking song.

I won't dispute that.

I met and know a few Skins fans over the years and they all seemed to have this knack for talking shit even when the Giants would be 11-5 while the SKins were 5-11. Truly uncanny. I worked with a dude that pounded me daily with non stop trash talk. This was in 2008.

I'd retort with the crane kick of trash talk and he would just keep coming...hell bent on firing back despite not having a leg to stand on.

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I swear they all look the same. They all give off the same aura. They all "rooted for the team through the lean years bro, real fan here." ---FUCK THEM. They are the worst. They took the easy way out in the 70s or early 80s or 90s. You don't get points even if you are loyal. Loyal my ass. Nazis were loyal too. Fuck NAzis. Fuck Dallas fans in Jersey.

Fuck Dallas fans everywhere. They're all the same: front running cocksuckers. Sports radio is horrid this week, every fucking one of them is calling in. Please Giants, win this game and send them all back to their caves.

that you should follow the team of the town or area you grew up in. Then the Dallas fan will say that's conformist bullshit I can root for any team I choose.

I love when the fan hangs his hat on the myth ( or fact, who cares) that Dallas is the most popular team in the NFL. America's team bla bla. I like to remind them of the most popular music groups, most popular food or most popular movie in America this very moment.

Cowboys are the Applebees of NFL franchises.

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that you should follow the team of the town or area you grew up in. Then the Dallas fan will say that's conformist bullshit I can root for any team I choose.

Or least from an area you have ties to, or the team most of your family roots for. I grew up more in VA than NY, but I was born up there and I'm a third generation Giants fan. I didn't just pick them out of a hat. I have a cousin who, like me, was born in NY but spent more of his childhood somewhere else - in his case, western PA. His favorite team is the Steelers because they were his hometown team growing up, but he also pulls for the Giants because that's his "family" team. It works out OK for him because they don't play each other too often.

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that you should follow the team of the town or area you grew up in. Then the Dallas fan will say that's conformist bullshit I can root for any team I choose.

Or least from an area you have ties to, or the team most of your family roots for. I grew up more in VA than NY, but I was born up there and I'm a third generation Giants fan. I didn't just pick them out of a hat. I have a cousin who, like me, was born in NY but spent more of his childhood somewhere else - in his case, western PA. His favorite team is the Steelers because they were his hometown team growing up, but he also pulls for the Giants because that's his "family" team. It works out OK for him because they don't play each other too often.

I have a good friend who lived in CT, but became a Cowboys fan because his mother worked with Calvin Hill. Just be consistent, and don't change teams every year.

No way.

Buffalo re-aligned into the NFC-E?
I'd root for them in this scenario.
The other 3 in our division can mange-moi(on 2nd thought they can anal-yze each other).

let the Jets fans get a taste

never mind

I hate the Redskins. But I'd take 4 Skins Super Bowls in a row over ever seeing the Cowboys win another one, or the Eagles ever winning one.

Duh

I have zero ties to NY and grew up no where near NY, but have been a Giants fan since I was a kid.

Dallas/Washington is tough. I understand not wanting Dallas to pull farther ahead but do we want Washington matching the Giants' SB total?

They destroyed the Giants and they are Virgins.

cancel an entire season than have this occur.

At least for now. I don't hate Romo.

Eagles can never win. Fuck them.

until the pic of fathead Christie jogged my memory

they already lead us in SBs

Skins are tied with us, don't want them to pull ahead

Fuck philly I hope they never win one as long as I live.

we're ahead of the skins, don't want them tying it up

Are very likable I would view them as the lesser of three evils. JJ is an asshole who is repugnant to me. Still I'd opt for Dallas.
I think my answer could change in any given season.

Skins & it's by the distance between Earth & some galaxy 1000s of light years away. I'd even prefer the Skins win it than the 49ers.

putting a gun to the heads of your 3 kids and saying "pick 1 to kill or I'll kill them all."

And you're all like "GOD NO! DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE, JESUS LORD HELP ME!"

And he's all "I'm going to kill them all now if you don't pick."

And you're sobbing. "NO! NOOOO!"

Then he cocks the hammer.

"Okay the ugly one."

Skins.

I like your punch line better, though.

how about the Colts?

haha didn't see your post. Well played.

if they had to kill someone, either them or their sibling, who would it be.

There are only wrong answers.

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I'd even prefer the Skins win it than the 49ers.

There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you

I would rather put a gun to my head !

Eagles have to stay at 0 and Cowboys we are one more magical Eli run away from tying them. Never though I would see that happen. Plus it would be funny to see the Redskins be the Super Bowl champs and hear the broadcasters be too afraid to call them their name. It would be annoying to be tied with them though.

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Best case Snyder sales and skins win immediately. That would be south of horrible.

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I have always hated the Redskins and Cowboys more plus I can't stand watching either Jones and Snyder succeed. Owners like them never should have the opportunity to validate themselves by winning championships.

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Yup. I can't do it. If it's pick one or die, I'm taking the bullet.

ever want to witness and eagles super bowl

just to review: a few people said the Eagles. The ones from Philadelphia.

Washington.

I NEVER, EVER want the Eagles to win anything. Dallas is a close 2 behind Philly.