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NFT: Alrighty then... Study links eating grits to homosexuality

Stu : 10/20/2014 3:43 pm
Stanford University study....

As if they don't have enough problems already, a representative of Cracker Barrel, a Southern restaurant chain, says that orders for grits have dropped almost 40 percent since the study was released.
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Explains a whole lot  
Rob in NYC : 10/20/2014 3:45 pm : link
about UNC fans...
No comment  
Randy in CT : 10/20/2014 3:46 pm : link
on my breakfast this morning...
Association =/= Causation  
732NYG : 10/20/2014 3:47 pm : link
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I'd guess that...  
BMac : 10/20/2014 3:48 pm : link
...Poofed Rice would be up there, too.
Homotonin  
WideRight : 10/20/2014 3:51 pm : link
So obvious
I always knew that Flo was a lesbian  
YAJ2112 : 10/20/2014 3:51 pm : link
score one for Cream of Wheat, baby  
Greg from LI : 10/20/2014 3:51 pm : link
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Please tell me you are aware  
lawguy9801 : 10/20/2014 3:51 pm : link
that this is an Onion-type site?
RE: score one for Cream of Wheat, baby  
Rob in NYC : 10/20/2014 3:53 pm : link
In comment 11932302 Greg from LI said:
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Cream of Wheat is the Liberace of breakfast cereals. Fact.
Wow'!!!!!!!!!!!! No I didn't!  
Stu : 10/20/2014 3:54 pm : link
Not even after reading the other article headlines to the right of the study. I just assumed Kanye West was a good basketball player. Thanks for clearing that up!
I believe you meant to say  
Greg from LI : 10/20/2014 3:56 pm : link
"the Cadillac of hot cereals"
Kind of had you pegged  
Rob in NYC : 10/20/2014 4:08 pm : link
as a "Wheatena" guy...
I swear I read it as " eating girls"  
Headhunter : 10/20/2014 4:10 pm : link
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If you'll put grits in your mouth,  
fivehead : 10/20/2014 4:26 pm : link
then you'll put anything in your mouth.
C'mon, they needed a study for this?  
jcn56 : 10/20/2014 5:16 pm : link
Of course they're gay - just listen to the name in Italian, POLEnta.
It's part of the process of "Global Gaying."  
manh george : 10/20/2014 5:17 pm : link
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chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin


How ironic is it that the center of this crisis is also the national center of gravity for homophobia? I wonder if there is a connection.
Cream of Wheat's  
Dignan : 10/21/2014 9:08 am : link
original name was Cream of Pete, but most consumers found it hard to swallow.
I like grits too.  
Maximus, Esq. : 10/21/2014 9:31 am : link
How do you cook your grits? Do you like them regular, creamy or al dente?
sure, I hearda grits  
Greg from LI : 10/21/2014 9:33 am : link
I just never actually seen a grit before
Grits?  
Jon from PA : 10/21/2014 9:58 am : link
Regular, creamy or al dente?
[insert Deliverance joke here]  
Dunedin81 : 10/21/2014 10:19 am : link
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and if Cream of Wheat is gay  
Greg from LI : 10/21/2014 10:27 am : link
Just call me Harvey Fierstein because it's fucking delicious.
I be in  
Bubba : 10/21/2014 11:35 am : link
South Carolina tomorrow. I'll take a poll and report back.
Bubba  
manh george : 10/21/2014 11:44 am : link
Whose pole will you take?
B in Alb is  
BlueLou : 10/21/2014 11:52 am : link
Oddly silent here.
What lawguy said  
G.O.B. : 10/21/2014 12:10 pm : link
I can't tell if people don't realize this is a joke or if they're just having fun. Edmund Bergler has been dead for 50 years!

Oh well, I'll just join Maximus: No Self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits.
I take pride in my grits!  
Greg from LI : 10/21/2014 12:17 pm : link
Are we to believe  
Maximus, Esq. : 10/21/2014 12:36 pm : link
that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?
ummm  
giantfanboy : 10/21/2014 12:43 pm : link
daily currant is satire site
RE: ummm  
jcn56 : 10/21/2014 12:48 pm : link
In comment 11933845 giantfanboy said:
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daily currant is satire site


No way!
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