Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and“proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras. After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”
I'll give you one guess to figure out which state this happened in
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Wait, what?
LMAO!!!!!
Herb, we were never in aisle 6, I swear!
Wasn't a cousin, was it Zebra?
I don't see the big deal here.
Isn't that the normal thing to do after defiling a stuffed animal in a major retail store?
Isn't that the normal thing to do after defiling a stuffed animal in a major retail store?
A lot of times, I will buy it, after all, we just shared a moment...
Isn't that the normal thing to do after defiling a stuffed animal in a major retail store?
I'm not sure, what is proper brony etiquette? Cam?
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"puts it back" is part of the headline.
Isn't that the normal thing to do after defiling a stuffed animal in a major retail store?
I'm not sure, what is proper brony etiquette? Cam?
Depends...Rainbow Dash definitely is the type of pony that likes the crop and wants to be kicked to the curb.
Certainly did stirrup a lot of controversy, truly a tale of whoa...
Night-mare!
Night-mare!
You're just jealous.
Now they just got him for horsing around.
Didn't want to get the stuffed horse pregnant.
The name in his underwear was jockey...
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Neigh means neigh
LMAO!!!!!
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Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,”
Didn't want to get the stuffed horse pregnant.
Tried to do a facial and missed.
I bet he wishes he was invisible when that camera was on him
Should have done his best Claude Reins impersonation...
I bet he wishes he was invisible when that camera was on him
Should have done his best Claude Reins impersonation...
When it Reins, it pours.
What happens in Vegas......
He did nothing wrong; he was just horsing around.
That man needs to be body slammed.
So a Walmart IN Florida?
So a Walmart IN Florida?
LMAO!
Is there a difference?
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And couldn't get it up, we could cal him Mr. ED
And couldn't get it up, we could cal him Mr. ED
I laughed.
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