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NFT: Teen has sex with a stuffed animal at Walmart, puts it back

MookGiants : 10/21/2014 12:52 pm
Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and“proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras. After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”

I'll give you one guess to figure out which state this happened in
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He raised suspicion  
River Mike : 10/21/2014 4:18 pm : link
when he described his girlfriend as a nag.
What an idiot  
Beer Man : 10/21/2014 5:57 pm : link
Everyone knows that Pinkie Pie pony is much hotter and a far better POA.

Well  
Johnny5 : 10/21/2014 6:03 pm : link
You have Walmart, and then you have Florida.

So a Walmart IN Florida?

pics or it didn't happen  
Moondwg : 10/21/2014 6:16 pm : link
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had a feeling this thread  
AnyoneButPhilly : 10/21/2014 6:18 pm : link
Wouldn't disappoint. Top notch!
RE: Well  
T-Bone : 10/21/2014 6:22 pm : link
In comment 11934570 Johnny5 said:
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You have Walmart, and then you have Florida.

So a Walmart IN Florida?



LMAO!
I've heard of love your neigh-bor...  
wigs in nyc : 10/21/2014 8:03 pm : link
...but this just isn't stable.
That's just raunchy.  
St. Jimmy : 10/21/2014 9:11 pm : link
It reads like a chapter in 50 Shades of Neigh.
He was just whorsing around  
Some Fan : 10/21/2014 10:33 pm : link
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He couldn't help himself..  
JerryNYG : 10/22/2014 7:18 am : link
that pony was hot to trot and ready for action.

He had always wanted to chest nut a mare?  
shepherdsam : 10/22/2014 7:29 am : link
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worked on that one all night  
Jon from PA : 10/22/2014 7:30 am : link
did ya?
He also heard ....  
Beer Man : 10/22/2014 8:26 am : link
She was great in the hay!
RE: Is this a Florida story  
trueblueinpw : 10/22/2014 8:40 am : link
In comment 11934076 section125 said:
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or another people of Walmart story..?


Is there a difference?
Shep!  
Crispino : 10/22/2014 2:43 pm : link
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at least he puts it back  
spike : 10/22/2014 3:40 pm : link
where it belongs. how considerate
He was  
spike : 10/22/2014 3:41 pm : link
just following the "Try Me" label on the pony
well in West Virginia  
BigBlueCane : 10/23/2014 11:24 am : link
they don't even bother with stuffed animals and go for the real thing.
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In related news, Amazon reports sharply higher toy sales.  
Big Blue Blogger : 10/23/2014 11:39 am : link
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If he dropped his pants  
Rocky Thompson : 10/23/2014 12:30 pm : link

And couldn't get it up, we could cal him Mr. ED
Word is that  
River Mike : 10/23/2014 1:09 pm : link
his defense will claim it was because he overdosed on Viagra. But I don't think it will stand up in court.
RE: If he dropped his pants  
Zebra3 : 10/23/2014 1:18 pm : link
In comment 11937008 Rocky Thompson said:
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And couldn't get it up, we could cal him Mr. ED


I laughed.
Of course, of course  
Rocky Thompson : 10/23/2014 3:18 pm : link

...
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Headhunter : 10/23/2014 4:09 pm : link
Thank God it wasn't with a Teacher
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