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NFT: Women sets boyfriend on fire

Hammer : 10/22/2014 6:50 pm
What state did this occur in?

Yep, you guessed it!

Cue Bugs Bunny!
You can't make this stuff up - ( New Window )
Who doesn't know that  
ctc in ftmyers : 10/22/2014 7:19 pm : link
sexually motivated fires is one of the leading causes of arson in the United States. Common occurrence.

The Ebola heroin in NJ hotel in your link is a rarer story.
RE: Who doesn't know that  
Hammer : 10/22/2014 7:31 pm : link
In comment 11936108 ctc in ftmyers said:
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sexually motivated fires is one of the leading causes of arson in the United States. Common occurrence.

The Ebola heroin in NJ hotel in your link is a rarer story.


Your kidding, I hope.

I was wondering why my wife bought a grill starter when we don't have a grill.
Shit, I knew there was a sinister tone to her voice  
jcn56 : 10/22/2014 7:32 pm : link
when she said I was going to be on fire in the bedroom later.
RE: RE: Who doesn't know that  
ctc in ftmyers : 10/22/2014 7:35 pm : link
In comment 11936133 Hammer said:
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In comment 11936108 ctc in ftmyers said:


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sexually motivated fires is one of the leading causes of arson in the United States. Common occurrence.

The Ebola heroin in NJ hotel in your link is a rarer story.



Your kidding, I hope.

I was wondering why my wife bought a grill starter when we don't have a grill.


UMMM. Nope.
Only in New Jersey...  
Jim in Tampa : 10/22/2014 8:13 pm : link
Can a guy like "Hammer" make it through grade school, Jr. High, High School, College and Law School and still not know the difference between "your" and "you're".

It's NOT "your kidding" Hammer it's "you're kidding".

Basic English.

But by all means, keep posting all those incredible original stories about how some people in Florida are stupid.
So next time someone says they are worrined about dying from Ebola  
steve in ky : 10/22/2014 8:33 pm : link
You can honestly say there is a better chance of someone setting them on fire.
Jim  
ctc in ftmyers : 10/22/2014 8:41 pm : link
Don't hammer on the hammer. It's too easy.
RE: So next time someone says they are worrined about dying from Ebola  
ctc in ftmyers : 10/22/2014 8:43 pm : link
In comment 11936216 steve in ky said:
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You can honestly say there is a better chance of someone setting them on fire.


As well as a lot of other things. Getting hit by lightning is one.
RE: Only in New Jersey...  
Hammer : 10/22/2014 9:30 pm : link
In comment 11936195 Jim in Tampa said:
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Can a guy like "Hammer" make it through grade school, Jr. High, High School, College and Law School and still not know the difference between "your" and "you're".

It's NOT "your kidding" Hammer it's "you're kidding".

Basic English.

But by all means, keep posting all those incredible original stories about how some people in Florida are stupid.


Oh for shame. I wonder how one can make it so far and be so without a grasp of the most basic points of the language.

Oh, and yeah, Florida is a cesspool regardless if I proof my BBI posts or not. Sorry you have chosen to live there.

Now excuse me while I turn in my bar card and move into a trailer park.
Give a man a match,  
Dennis : 10/22/2014 10:47 pm : link
you warm him once, set a man on fire he's warm forever.
Hammer? Fire?  
Rocky Thompson : 10/22/2014 10:52 pm : link


You can't torch this!
Well, she looks like a guy  
Rocky Thompson : 10/22/2014 10:55 pm : link

So we can only assume he was flaming before he got torched.

( cue grit jokes here)
I don't think Nexium  
Rocky Thompson : 10/22/2014 10:59 pm : link

Is gonna help with that heartburn...
Mock draft?  
Rocky Thompson : 10/22/2014 11:00 pm : link


I thought you said skin graft...
I live in Florida too  
MetsAreBack : 10/23/2014 12:46 am : link
but its one of life`s mysteries to me why ctc (and now apparently Jim too) routinely get so offended by harmless Florida jokes.

But most importantly i hope i didnt make any spelling or grammatical mistakes above. I´m in Lima and the keyboard continues to try to type this in Spanish.
your, yo'u're  
cjac : 10/23/2014 8:24 am : link
women, woman....

What do you want? Good topics of discussion? Or good grammar?
RE: I live in Florida too  
Greg from LI : 10/23/2014 8:59 am : link
In comment 11936472 MetsAreBack said:
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but its one of life`s mysteries to me why ctc (and now apparently Jim too) routinely get so offended by harmless Florida jokes.


I don't even live in Florida anymore, but it's a really tired trope.
Florida sucks  
YAJ2112 : 10/23/2014 9:37 am : link
why can't they just secede and spare us all of their crap?
Its the sun  
spike : 10/23/2014 9:52 am : link
In Florida
a hunka hunka burnin' love  
Greg from LI : 10/23/2014 10:10 am : link
.
RE: RE: I live in Florida too  
MetsAreBack : 10/23/2014 10:14 am : link
In comment 11936605 Greg from LI said:
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I don't even live in Florida anymore, but it's a really tired trope.



So are the German and thumbs references. But seems like a trivial thing to routinely get upset over. No biggie.
....  
BrettNYG10 : 10/23/2014 10:20 am : link
People in FL are really fucking stupid, though.

MAB excluded, obviously.
RE: ....  
eli4life : 10/23/2014 1:31 pm : link
In comment 11936736 BrettNYG10 said:
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People in FL are really fucking stupid, though.

MAB excluded, obviously.


Just the ones that come from up north
'It's not spaghetti. It's linguine.'  
Big Blue Blogger : 10/23/2014 3:22 pm : link

"Now it's garbage."

Luckily for Oscar, Felix didn't have any acetone handy.
It took me half an hour  
Randy in CT : 10/23/2014 3:23 pm : link
to realize that FU stood for Felix Unger!!
Spoon?? You dumb ignoramus, THAT is a ladle!  
Greg from LI : 10/23/2014 3:51 pm : link
You did not know that's a ladle!

-Felix, get ahold of yourself willya?
I'm sure she's not the first woman of the 21st century  
Dave in Hoboken : 10/23/2014 3:52 pm : link
to turn her boyfriend into a flamer..
RE: RE: I live in Florida too  
ctc in ftmyers : 10/23/2014 4:50 pm : link
In comment 11936605 Greg from LI said:
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In comment 11936472 MetsAreBack said:


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but its one of life`s mysteries to me why ctc (and now apparently Jim too) routinely get so offended by harmless Florida jokes.




I don't even live in Florida anymore, but it's a really tired trope.


Nah

I don't get offended. Personally I could give a crap.

If I, or some others, don't chime in, these threads die a quick death.

It's fun to feign outrage. Look at the responses.

Hell, I was born and raised in NJ back when it stunk so bad from Hackensack to the shore it was called the garbage state. And for good cause.

I throw in a few sucky facts about the northeast states and it begins.

It's real easy to do. for example.

How come NY, the fourth largest state in the nation, yes Florida over took them, only has one NFL team, the Buffalo Bills? Yeah, NY got the Nets in exchange, so I guess it an even trade.

It's all in fun.

Even better if people think their getting me riled.

I would have thought it was pretty obvious, I guess not.

Like kids on the play ground. We never stop.

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