It is supposed to be about pumpkins, and costumes, and candy, a brisk fall chill, and some good-natured hijinks or tomfoolery. A day for kids and innocence... where the adults contribute by helping create the atmosphere outlined above, and (of course) by having a bag of candy ready.
Instead, we have young adults turning the holiday into "sexy halloween"... yet another excuse to get drunk and slutty.
It's a shame.
Anywho... just one guys opinion. [/moralizing rant]
Saturday morning should be a great "walk of shame" day in the city though, may set up shop at my apartment window and see the young ladies walking home in costumes after some very poor decision-making.
I'm wearing a T-shirt I saw on the interwebz the other day- it says, "Error 404: Costume not found."
I am totally looking forward to defiling Mary Poppins after the Witch King goes to bed. She'll be getting a spoonful of sugar and then some.
Was the last bit even necessary? Or do you just always look for a way to throw out your sex plan/story in any thread? Really, you predictable cuntmonkey!...;)
My kid decided that she was going to be a crab for Halloween. So we'll be going with a sea creature theme as a family while we go trick or treating with her...there will be a shark, jellyfish, and possibly a turtle for the boy.
Honestly, I don't get adults who wear costumes at Halloween unless you're going to a costume party. Halloween for me is sitting out in a lawn chair at the end of the driveway to hand out candy. I do that so I don't have my dogs barking every 5 minutes when kids come to the door.
and my kids are going as a ninja and a fairy princess
I'm wearing a T-shirt I saw on the interwebz the other day- it says, "Error 404: Costume not found."
I am totally looking forward to defiling Mary Poppins after the Witch King goes to bed. She'll be getting a spoonful of sugar and then some.
Was the last bit even necessary? Or do you just always look for a way to throw out your sex plan/story in any thread? Really, you predictable cuntmonkey!...;)
Yes, yes it was.
I am very excited that I get to fulfill a childhood dream. No different than folks sharing their dog winning a ribbon or getting a new job. Just sharing my enthusiasm.
Saturday morning should be a great "walk of shame" day in the city though, may set up shop at my apartment window and see the young ladies walking home in costumes after some very poor decision-making.
might be having too much fun in your lives. Couching it on Halloween, lamenting the fact that chicks dress slutty...
Tone it down a little or you're going to overdose on fun.
Sarcasm aside, you seem to be operating under the misguided assumption that "fun" means the same thing to everyone. If you want to dress up and stand elbow-to-elbow with a bunch of people at a Halloween Party, go nuts, but that's my idea of a miserable time.
I'll never lament slutty costumes though. I'm going to see if my lady friend will dress up as Wendy Peffercorn in our apartment. No need to go out, partner.
im gonna be beast and my wife is gonna be a leggy Belle...
Nothing is more fun than a costume you have to explain all night...
White zombie makeup fake blood out of eyes nose mouth ears dr coat,with Ticket stub from Africa. Bowling bag. I think anyone who has been near a TV the last two weeks will get it.
My kids try to push me every year, so my wife usually hands me a cowboy hat or last year a pirate wig, but I don't get into it. I just enjoy the whole trick or treating experience through my kids.
If you want a simple costume that went over well, I suggested this to a friend a couple of years ago. Clark Kent changing into Superman. You buy a Superman logo t-shirt and wear it under a suit, or at least a shirt and tie. You pull open part of the shirt and fasten it to reveal the Superman logo. Throw on a pair of those thick, black rimmed glasses Clark wore and possibly make the Superman curl in your hair. done, with minimal actual dressing up and no makeup.
My kids try to push me every year, so my wife usually hands me a cowboy hat or last year a pirate wig, but I don't get into it. I just enjoy the whole trick or treating experience through my kids.
If you want a simple costume that went over well, I suggested this to a friend a couple of years ago. Clark Kent changing into Superman. You buy a Superman logo t-shirt and wear it under a suit, or at least a shirt and tie. You pull open part of the shirt and fasten it to reveal the Superman logo. Throw on a pair of those thick, black rimmed glasses Clark wore and possibly make the Superman curl in your hair. done, with minimal actual dressing up and no makeup.
They aren't pushing you, Matt, they want to share the fun with you. Stop being a bummer and get dressed up.
It is supposed to be about pumpkins, and costumes, and candy, a brisk fall chill, and some good-natured hijinks or tomfoolery. A day for kids and innocence... where the adults contribute by helping create the atmosphere outlined above, and (of course) by having a bag of candy ready.
Instead, we have young adults turning the holiday into "sexy halloween"... yet another excuse to get drunk and slutty.
It's a shame.
Anywho... just one guys opinion. [/moralizing rant]
banana (because my 16 month old loves them, the first thing she says in the morning is "nana") - of course, i'm just going to a kids/toddlers party wearing that and not a more fun adult party
might be having too much fun in your lives. Couching it on Halloween, lamenting the fact that chicks dress slutty...
Tone it down a little or you're going to overdose on fun.
+1
I mean holy shit - people are actually complaining about hot girls dressing like sluts for a day?? I miss living in NYC on nights like this.
OK fine, the occasional fat girl doesnt get the message and also wears something skimpy and it makes you throw up a bit in your mouth - but the same happens any friday night and all the time in Vegas. You just divert your eyes as fast as possible and all is OK.
banana (because my 16 month old loves them, the first thing she says in the morning is "nana") - of course, i'm just going to a kids/toddlers party wearing that and not a more fun adult party
You'd be surprised at what some of the moms will do at these kids parties. Go up to one of them in your costume and whisper something smooth like "there's a banana in my pocket, too" or "Do you find me a-peel-ing?". Then she'll lead you upstairs and dole out the good stuff.
might be having too much fun in your lives. Couching it on Halloween, lamenting the fact that chicks dress slutty...
Tone it down a little or you're going to overdose on fun.
+1
I mean holy shit - people are actually complaining about hot girls dressing like sluts for a day?? I miss living in NYC on nights like this.
OK fine, the occasional fat girl doesnt get the message and also wears something skimpy and it makes you throw up a bit in your mouth - but the same happens any friday night and all the time in Vegas. You just divert your eyes as fast as possible and all is OK.
You'd be surprised at what some of the moms will do at these kids parties. Go up to one of them in your costume and whisper something smooth like "there's a banana in my pocket, too" or "Do you find me a-peel-ing?". Then she'll lead you upstairs and dole out the good stuff.
Agree.....Costumes do strange things to people. I was at a costume party last weekend and a friend wore a wig and went as Howard Stern (a pretty convincing one at that). Otherwise conservative woman were showing him their panties (or lack of panties) by the end of the night. And we're not talking a bunch of teenagers at this party....median age was 46-48.
You'd be surprised at what some of the moms will do at these kids parties. Go up to one of them in your costume and whisper something smooth like "there's a banana in my pocket, too" or "Do you find me a-peel-ing?". Then she'll lead you upstairs and dole out the good stuff.
Agree.....Costumes do strange things to people. I was at a costume party last weekend and a friend wore a wig and went as Howard Stern (a pretty convincing one at that). Otherwise conservative woman were showing him their panties (or lack of panties) by the end of the night. And we're not talking a bunch of teenagers at this party....median age was 46-48.
I believe that is the point of my post Randy. It was very out of character for other wise mature, sensible adults. I was very surprised. You can step down from high horse now.
16 and a half, actually
You know, for the kids.
It is supposed to be about pumpkins, and costumes, and candy, a brisk fall chill, and some good-natured hijinks or tomfoolery. A day for kids and innocence... where the adults contribute by helping create the atmosphere outlined above, and (of course) by having a bag of candy ready.
Instead, we have young adults turning the holiday into "sexy halloween"... yet another excuse to get drunk and slutty.
It's a shame.
Anywho... just one guys opinion. [/moralizing rant]
Saturday morning should be a great "walk of shame" day in the city though, may set up shop at my apartment window and see the young ladies walking home in costumes after some very poor decision-making.
Nothing is more fun than a costume you have to explain all night...
I'm wearing a T-shirt I saw on the interwebz the other day- it says, "Error 404: Costume not found."
I am totally looking forward to defiling Mary Poppins after the Witch King goes to bed. She'll be getting a spoonful of sugar and then some.
I'm wearing a T-shirt I saw on the interwebz the other day- it says, "Error 404: Costume not found."
I am totally looking forward to defiling Mary Poppins after the Witch King goes to bed. She'll be getting a spoonful of sugar and then some.
Was the last bit even necessary? Or do you just always look for a way to throw out your sex plan/story in any thread? Really, you predictable cuntmonkey!...;)
Tone it down a little or you're going to overdose on fun.
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The chick is going as Mary Poppins.
I'm wearing a T-shirt I saw on the interwebz the other day- it says, "Error 404: Costume not found."
I am totally looking forward to defiling Mary Poppins after the Witch King goes to bed. She'll be getting a spoonful of sugar and then some.
Was the last bit even necessary? Or do you just always look for a way to throw out your sex plan/story in any thread? Really, you predictable cuntmonkey!...;)
Yes, yes it was.
I am very excited that I get to fulfill a childhood dream. No different than folks sharing their dog winning a ribbon or getting a new job. Just sharing my enthusiasm.
Jelly?
Saturday morning should be a great "walk of shame" day in the city though, may set up shop at my apartment window and see the young ladies walking home in costumes after some very poor decision-making.
Haha Saturday morning will definitely be great
Tone it down a little or you're going to overdose on fun.
Sarcasm aside, you seem to be operating under the misguided assumption that "fun" means the same thing to everyone. If you want to dress up and stand elbow-to-elbow with a bunch of people at a Halloween Party, go nuts, but that's my idea of a miserable time.
I'll never lament slutty costumes though. I'm going to see if my lady friend will dress up as Wendy Peffercorn in our apartment. No need to go out, partner.
"Trick or treat (barf)."
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Victim with bowling ball.
Nothing is more fun than a costume you have to explain all night...
White zombie makeup fake blood out of eyes nose mouth ears dr coat,with Ticket stub from Africa. Bowling bag. I think anyone who has been near a TV the last two weeks will get it.
If you want a simple costume that went over well, I suggested this to a friend a couple of years ago. Clark Kent changing into Superman. You buy a Superman logo t-shirt and wear it under a suit, or at least a shirt and tie. You pull open part of the shirt and fasten it to reveal the Superman logo. Throw on a pair of those thick, black rimmed glasses Clark wore and possibly make the Superman curl in your hair. done, with minimal actual dressing up and no makeup.
If you want a simple costume that went over well, I suggested this to a friend a couple of years ago. Clark Kent changing into Superman. You buy a Superman logo t-shirt and wear it under a suit, or at least a shirt and tie. You pull open part of the shirt and fasten it to reveal the Superman logo. Throw on a pair of those thick, black rimmed glasses Clark wore and possibly make the Superman curl in your hair. done, with minimal actual dressing up and no makeup.
They aren't pushing you, Matt, they want to share the fun with you. Stop being a bummer and get dressed up.
It is supposed to be about pumpkins, and costumes, and candy, a brisk fall chill, and some good-natured hijinks or tomfoolery. A day for kids and innocence... where the adults contribute by helping create the atmosphere outlined above, and (of course) by having a bag of candy ready.
Instead, we have young adults turning the holiday into "sexy halloween"... yet another excuse to get drunk and slutty.
It's a shame.
Anywho... just one guys opinion. [/moralizing rant]
What a loser post, lol
And since when is that frowned upon once participants are 21?
Tone it down a little or you're going to overdose on fun.
+1
I mean holy shit - people are actually complaining about hot girls dressing like sluts for a day?? I miss living in NYC on nights like this.
OK fine, the occasional fat girl doesnt get the message and also wears something skimpy and it makes you throw up a bit in your mouth - but the same happens any friday night and all the time in Vegas. You just divert your eyes as fast as possible and all is OK.
You'd be surprised at what some of the moms will do at these kids parties. Go up to one of them in your costume and whisper something smooth like "there's a banana in my pocket, too" or "Do you find me a-peel-ing?". Then she'll lead you upstairs and dole out the good stuff.
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might be having too much fun in your lives. Couching it on Halloween, lamenting the fact that chicks dress slutty...
Tone it down a little or you're going to overdose on fun.
+1
I mean holy shit - people are actually complaining about hot girls dressing like sluts for a day?? I miss living in NYC on nights like this.
OK fine, the occasional fat girl doesnt get the message and also wears something skimpy and it makes you throw up a bit in your mouth - but the same happens any friday night and all the time in Vegas. You just divert your eyes as fast as possible and all is OK.
+1
You'd be surprised at what some of the moms will do at these kids parties.
so wrong, yet amazing.
It'll suck if they ignore you.
Agree.....Costumes do strange things to people. I was at a costume party last weekend and a friend wore a wig and went as Howard Stern (a pretty convincing one at that). Otherwise conservative woman were showing him their panties (or lack of panties) by the end of the night. And we're not talking a bunch of teenagers at this party....median age was 46-48.
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You'd be surprised at what some of the moms will do at these kids parties. Go up to one of them in your costume and whisper something smooth like "there's a banana in my pocket, too" or "Do you find me a-peel-ing?". Then she'll lead you upstairs and dole out the good stuff.
Agree.....Costumes do strange things to people. I was at a costume party last weekend and a friend wore a wig and went as Howard Stern (a pretty convincing one at that). Otherwise conservative woman were showing him their panties (or lack of panties) by the end of the night. And we're not talking a bunch of teenagers at this party....median age was 46-48.
I believe that is the point of my post Randy. It was very out of character for other wise mature, sensible adults. I was very surprised. You can step down from high horse now.
Classy group!
i need to go to more parties like Rick's!