NFT: Halloween costumes-recycle thread

I'm gonna assume most of you are similar to me and want a costume that fits 3 distinct criteria:
1. Remotely comical, doesn't have to be great but not looking to be something too cheesy like where's Waldo or a construction worker. Would rather stay home than be sports player.
2. Won't prevent me(other things probably will) from hitting on/picking up chicks. For example, too intense of costumes, nerds, cross dressers, old people, masks. Sounds shallow but welcome to 2014 as a 20-something.
3. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg... Post grad unemployment is a bitch

Oh yeah, and I may sound like a douche, but please don't even suggest any of the controversial costumes this year. pretty low in my opinion.

Previous decent costumes:
1.happy gilmore( Bruins jersey, sweats, workbooks and my buddy as the caddy).
2. Priest, there's just something about partying with a priest
3. Dress up as other friends, tough, but great for smaller,closer knit parties

Any ideas?

Have a happy Halloween and remember it's meant to be fun; have a little.