Seriously, those little square Snickers screw up the chocolate-to-filling ratio. They shouldnt get to carry the proud Snickers name. I kind of feel the same way about mini-Twix.
Honorably mention for best goes to Butterfinger, Milk Duds and Sugar Daddy minis. HM for worst goes to M&Ms (that little bag isnt satisfying), Raisinettes (fuck you, fruit), and hard candies like Jolly Ranchers.
I almost went with peanut butter cups instead of Snickers. We would have had the same two.
That's because this is science...it's not up to us. Reese's and Snickers are great, the sky is blue, and Circus Peanuts are a stain on the human experience.
who gives out candy corn or likes candy corn is the devil.
This pretty much ends the thread. Not that all the other candies like the peanuts ones aren't bad... but I just assumed people who didn't say candy corn probably thought it was understood?
are awful without a doubt, but who gives out circus peanuts for Halloween. I dont think I have ever seen that. What I have seen are the subhumans who give out candy corn. I'd rather have the little bag of fucking pennies than candy corn...
The kids did hit a house last year that was giving out Swedish fish, which are my favorite candy of any kind, but since it's the only one they get I feel morally obliged to steal the stuff they get in bulk instead.
Worst - Whoppers. Bad flavor, worse texture.
I'm with Jon - candy corn is good in small quanities.
While we're on the subject, fuck you if you pronounce Reese's like "re-sees". It's Reese's. Possessive. "re-sizz". The absolute most ubiquitously abused pronunciation ever, and a particular pet peeve of mine. Even worse when one is discussing Reese's Pieces. Which often times is said out loud as "re-sees pee-sees". Congratulations, you just fucked up the pronunciation of two words for the sake of rhyming when the correct pronunciation still fucking rhymes. Damn it now I'm all fired up.
The kids did hit a house last year that was giving out Swedish fish, which are my favorite candy of any kind, but since it's the only one they get I feel morally obliged to steal the stuff they get in bulk instead.
Worst - Whoppers. Bad flavor, worse texture.
I'm with Jon - candy corn is good in small quanities.
Candy corn is never good. I don't care if you're on bath salts, if you're drunk, if you have 2, if you have 20, if you have 50, it always has and always will suck in every situation and every quantity.
Anyone remember those small soda shaped bottles made of wax
where you had to bite off the tops and it had variety of flavored syrups in them? Always ended up with small pieces of wax in your mouth you hat to spit out. Something tells me they would be pretty disgusting to try as an adult.
Chris, I can't believe you never got any of those marshmallow peanuts given to you. Frankly I can't think of any other circumstance where I have ever eaten them. I certainly never bought them to eat.
To each his own and all, but Jesus Christ man - you'd eat those pumpkin things before a Peanut Butter Cup? Unless you're allergic to peanuts, what the hell's wrong with you!?
To each his own and all, but Jesus Christ man - you'd eat those pumpkin things before a Peanut Butter Cup? Unless you're allergic to peanuts, what the hell's wrong with you!?
Peanuts suck with chocolate and suck even more as peanut butter. I could eat a bag of Candy Corn Pumpkins for every meal, and still want another for dessert.
All you candy corn haters probably love eating at the fucking Olive Garden.
I remember once, as a kid, coming across a house where the lady handing out out no-shit full sized Butterfingers and Snickers. Neighbor of the Decade move right there.
are awful without a doubt, but who gives out circus peanuts for Halloween. I dont think I have ever seen that. What I have seen are the subhumans who give out candy corn. I'd rather have the little bag of fucking pennies than candy corn...
I don't have kids yet so it has been a long time since I've been trick or treating; for all I know no one has given out a circus peanut in 25 years. But they were shitty enough for me to remember them now. When I found the image in Google I felt as if I'd been shot with a diamond bullet...
Yeah, they were my immediate fist thought as well. Maybe they are a thing of the past, which is a good thing. I'll take candy corn over them any day if forced to choose.
Is there anywhere that still does x-rays of candy?
My parents never did it, but I remember places advertising it. Such a bizarre fad that emerged out of absolutely nothing - there were never any documented cases of anyone handing out candy with razor blades or needles in it.
Mine was probably those small drops of multi-colored candies glued to rolls of paper. The candy wasn't very tasty and you ended up getting some of the paper along with about every third piece you bit off, but there was something fun and appealing about it that made you still like it.
My parents never did it, but I remember places advertising it. Such a bizarre fad that emerged out of absolutely nothing - there were never any documented cases of anyone handing out candy with razor blades or needles in it.
Greg... we could leak a whole ridiculous story that ISIS is targeting Halloween candy and is planning on poisoning millions of children with it and they would cancel Halloween.
People are a paranoid mess.
Anyone old enough to remember those candy cigarettes?
but hated when people did not give out candy. Popcorn balls, Apples....Where's the Candy!!
But best : Baby Ruth
Worst: Candy corn. Not that it was truly the worst, but in my day, was never bagged, they just threw a handful into your candy sack. Not virgin candy...
Mine was probably those small drops of multi-colored candies glued to rolls of paper. The candy wasn't very tasty and you ended up getting some of the paper along with about every third piece you bit off, but there was something fun and appealing about it that made you still like it.
Candy buttons! I completely agree, they didn't taste great but they were always fun to eat.
RE: Anyone old enough to remember those candy cigarettes?
Don't need to be old enough to remember candy cigarettes, they are still around. I'm only 27 but i used to get them all the time in high school and think i was bad ass
too many Kit Kats, more for moi, if enough kids don't come.
Worst? Anything natural and good for you, like an apple....
As kid, I loved Mary Jane's, squirrel candy, chunky's(they don't taste the same anymore), and popcorn balls....always had a second mask to put on(in the bag), if the house had something real good....
I still wear a costume when kids come to the door....lights go out.....have a lantern in my hand....turn on the CD with Halloween sounds.....scared a 2 year old last year....his father was not happy.....
Seriously, those little square Snickers screw up the chocolate-to-filling ratio. They shouldnt get to carry the proud Snickers name. I kind of feel the same way about mini-Twix.
Same thing goes for the samll reese's peanut butter cups. Too much chocholate and not enough peanut butter.
That's a landslide victory for the King of Candy. I can't wait to eat a thousand of them after we get zero trick-or-treaters at my apartment Friday night.
Worst - Mounds. Honestly, Mounds can go fuck itself. I'd rather eat two tons of candy corn before I ate one mini Mounds bar.
Underrated - Take Five. Chocolate-covered pretzel with peanuts, peanut butter and caramel.
Don't like- anything incredibly chewy cos I'm British, have fucked up, bad luck with my teeth. I had a Swedish fish the other day and a root canal fell out. That was one crunchy fish.
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WORST: 100000 BAR
Nobody ever got Pop Rocks as Halloween candy. This isnt fantasy world. Why dont you just say airport-size Toblerone while you're at it? Molten chocolate cake? A Queen Anne's Chocolate Cherry perched between Scarlett Johansson's breasts? Get real.
The best are the Halloween Kit Kats - they are white chocolate with orange food coloring. I buy so many bags, throw them in the beer fridge, and ration them to myself throughout the year.
Whoppers are not the worst candy, you simply don't like them. Necco, Goldberg's Peanut Chews, these are objectively shitty candies that were (maybe are) still distributed because octogenarians remember the time before the discovery of chocolate and probably sugar too.
worst candy is an opinion, and because I don't like whoppers that's the worst candy IMO.
Who the F are you to tell me whoppers aren't the worst candy. to me they 100% are.
And I was early to stop trick or treating I think, by 12 I think I was done with it, but I have never, not even once received circus peanuts, golbergs peanut chews, or some of the other 'worst' candy on this thread.
Worst : NON-chocolate Tootsie Rolls. You know -those blue, pink and purple monstrosities that you THOUGHT were going to tastes like a regular Tootsie Roll but then WHAM - like a hammer-punch to the throat, it didn't deliver.
Had one old geezer when we were kids that would hand out a small handful of pennnies, ISYN
Another guy, was a dentist or something, would give out half-pints of orange juice and chocolate milk. That house had to be hit early as supplies were limited. Fucking kids would form a line
We always buy shit that I like so there's plenty left over. Sour-patch kids/Warheads, Double-Bubble gum, Skittles
Worst: Candy Corn
Worst - candy corn.
Candy corn might be the worst shit ever invented.
Worst candy corn and mini-tootsie rolls
I don't mind candy corn, just not in large quantities.
Whoever says smarties are the worst are getting an air punch in the nose.
Seriously, those little square Snickers screw up the chocolate-to-filling ratio. They shouldnt get to carry the proud Snickers name. I kind of feel the same way about mini-Twix.
Honorably mention for best goes to Butterfinger, Milk Duds and Sugar Daddy minis. HM for worst goes to M&Ms (that little bag isnt satisfying), Raisinettes (fuck you, fruit), and hard candies like Jolly Ranchers.
Worst: Those mini Charleston Chews. GTFOHWTS.
Anyone that gives out Circus Peanuts is worse than ISIS.
Nutrageous comes close.
Worst? Necco Wafers. Blecch.
That's because this is science...it's not up to us. Reese's and Snickers are great, the sky is blue, and Circus Peanuts are a stain on the human experience.
This pretty much ends the thread. Not that all the other candies like the peanuts ones aren't bad... but I just assumed people who didn't say candy corn probably thought it was understood?
Best is Double Bubble
Worst is anything that looks like they bought it at the Dollar Store
Best is Double Bubble
Worst is anything that looks like they bought it at the Dollar Store
You suck.
Some of you need to get out of my country...
Damn we have candy snobs on BBI too?
The worst Halloween candy is the candy that asshole parents bring to their local dentist to trade each pound for a dollar.
Completely ridiculous and punch in the face-worthy.
Worst - Whoppers. Bad flavor, worse texture.
I'm with Jon - candy corn is good in small quanities.
While we're on the subject, fuck you if you pronounce Reese's like "re-sees". It's Reese's. Possessive. "re-sizz". The absolute most ubiquitously abused pronunciation ever, and a particular pet peeve of mine. Even worse when one is discussing Reese's Pieces. Which often times is said out loud as "re-sees pee-sees". Congratulations, you just fucked up the pronunciation of two words for the sake of rhyming when the correct pronunciation still fucking rhymes. Damn it now I'm all fired up.
Worst - Whoppers. Bad flavor, worse texture.
I'm with Jon - candy corn is good in small quanities.
Candy corn is never good. I don't care if you're on bath salts, if you're drunk, if you have 2, if you have 20, if you have 50, it always has and always will suck in every situation and every quantity.
Chris, I can't believe you never got any of those marshmallow peanuts given to you. Frankly I can't think of any other circumstance where I have ever eaten them. I certainly never bought them to eat.
To each his own and all, but Jesus Christ man - you'd eat those pumpkin things before a Peanut Butter Cup? Unless you're allergic to peanuts, what the hell's wrong with you!?
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Worst - anything with peanuts or coconut
To each his own and all, but Jesus Christ man - you'd eat those pumpkin things before a Peanut Butter Cup? Unless you're allergic to peanuts, what the hell's wrong with you!?
Peanuts suck with chocolate and suck even more as peanut butter. I could eat a bag of Candy Corn Pumpkins for every meal, and still want another for dessert.
All you candy corn haters probably love eating at the fucking Olive Garden.
You rip candy corn but drink this crap?
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the Nik-L-Nip's? They're still around and they are awesome
You rip candy corn but drink this crap?
Hell yeah. Fuck Candy Corn.
I remember once, as a kid, coming across a house where the lady handing out out no-shit full sized Butterfingers and Snickers. Neighbor of the Decade move right there.
I don't have kids yet so it has been a long time since I've been trick or treating; for all I know no one has given out a circus peanut in 25 years. But they were shitty enough for me to remember them now. When I found the image in Google I felt as if I'd been shot with a diamond bullet...
On this... we agree!
this and the wax lips, teeth, etc... I remember it.
Greg... we could leak a whole ridiculous story that ISIS is targeting Halloween candy and is planning on poisoning millions of children with it and they would cancel Halloween.
People are a paranoid mess.
But best : Baby Ruth
Worst: Candy corn. Not that it was truly the worst, but in my day, was never bagged, they just threw a handful into your candy sack. Not virgin candy...
Candy buttons! I completely agree, they didn't taste great but they were always fun to eat.
Yep. Had a distinctive taste I've not felt since.
Don't need to be old enough to remember candy cigarettes, they are still around. I'm only 27 but i used to get them all the time in high school and think i was bad ass
Yeah chocolate or that chalk like substance
Agreed
Worst? Anything natural and good for you, like an apple....
As kid, I loved Mary Jane's, squirrel candy, chunky's(they don't taste the same anymore), and popcorn balls....always had a second mask to put on(in the bag), if the house had something real good....
I still wear a costume when kids come to the door....lights go out.....have a lantern in my hand....turn on the CD with Halloween sounds.....scared a 2 year old last year....his father was not happy.....
Seriously, those little square Snickers screw up the chocolate-to-filling ratio. They shouldnt get to carry the proud Snickers name. I kind of feel the same way about mini-Twix.
Same thing goes for the samll reese's peanut butter cups. Too much chocholate and not enough peanut butter.
Worst - Mounds. Honestly, Mounds can go fuck itself. I'd rather eat two tons of candy corn before I ate one mini Mounds bar.
Underrated - Take Five. Chocolate-covered pretzel with peanuts, peanut butter and caramel.
Worst: Necco wafers. Somebody correctly compared them to sliced chalk.
dont get me wrong, Reese PB cups are delicious, so are twix. But they are not on the same level as a Kit Kat.
Awesome stuff... To go along with wx lips, noses, etc...
Prolly the worst shyt ever invented but oh so good...
Worst: Circus Peanuts (I shuttered just typing the name of that disgusting shit) or those gross, hard Root Beer Barrels
if you wore braces( untold damage )
Worst = Pennies / Candy Corn
Candy corn are OK in small amounts but these are freaking awesome
One or two circus peanuts are OK one in a blue moon but never on Halloween
Worst: Good and Plenty
Underrated: Bazooka Joe!
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Also Planters peanut bars.
yeah, those were popular in the South. The deep South.
Nobody ever got Pop Rocks as Halloween candy. This isnt fantasy world. Why dont you just say airport-size Toblerone while you're at it? Molten chocolate cake? A Queen Anne's Chocolate Cherry perched between Scarlett Johansson's breasts? Get real.
I will fight you RIGHT NOW!
the worst (being realistic about what people actually gave out) is whoppers.
Best: Mounds/Almond Joys
Worst: Circus Peanuts (if they even count as candy), or Necco's.
Who the F are you to tell me whoppers aren't the worst candy. to me they 100% are.
And I was early to stop trick or treating I think, by 12 I think I was done with it, but I have never, not even once received circus peanuts, golbergs peanut chews, or some of the other 'worst' candy on this thread.
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Worst: KitKat bars
I will fight you RIGHT NOW!
ROFLMFAO!
Had one old geezer when we were kids that would hand out a small handful of pennnies, ISYN
Another guy, was a dentist or something, would give out half-pints of orange juice and chocolate milk. That house had to be hit early as supplies were limited. Fucking kids would form a line
We always buy shit that I like so there's plenty left over. Sour-patch kids/Warheads, Double-Bubble gum, Skittles