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Interstellar: The Rich family reboot edition.

Rich Houston-NYG-WR-1971 : 11/13/2014 11:49 pm
I saw the Interstellar movie and had to come up with a reboot of my family and being a giants fan. Enjoy!!

It was 1971, I was 6 and my dad was 45. The Giants were deep into losing seasons and it seemed no way out for giants fans, Well my dad, a brillant engineer and a violent drunk, had an idea to change the giants fortunes.

Dad believed by drinking a specifc concotion of Johnny walker Blue and Vodka he could put himself into a peyote trance transporting himself across the universe through a black hole whereupon he would become a transdimensional being and act as a muse for future GM's of the Giants to draft and sign the correct players so a superbowl could be won.

i begged my dad not to do it as he stared in a pecuilar way into the refrigerator for the alcohol. The light in the fridge was blinking in an unusual pattern as the door was open He said, "don't worry son, you were an abortion that survived...you are special". My dad said the nicest things. He further added, "ya know when I come back you will be the same age as me if not older"

My dad took the Johhny Walker with Vodka and kept drinking in his favorite chair with is radio shack TRS80 pc he turned into a robot with him. He became catatonic then all of the sudden vanished before my eyes with his TRS80 Robot. I was devastated knowing I might never see my father again.

Years went by and the Giants losing continued until one day in the spring of 1979 I noticed my fridge light was flickering again in that same unusual pattern. I stared at the light like my father once did and then i realized it was my father talking to me in Morse code. I instantly grabbed a paper and pencil and jotted down the code. I interpreted the dashes as this:


I- told -George- Young- to- draft- Phil-Simms. This didn't make sense to me. Some QB from a small school to draft in first rd. It didn't make sense

Another two years went by and again in the spring of 1981 the fridge light in my kitchen blinked again. This time it said. I- told- george Young- to draft- Lawrence Taylor. I was in disbelief

Another 3 years went by and in the spring of 1984 the fridge started blinking again in morse code. This time my father mused George Young to trade mark haynes and get a couple more second rounders. Again I was in disbelief.

Years later in 2012 dad came back from his peyote trance and suddenly appeared in his chair. We both looked at each other and he asked did we win a superbowl? I replied back crying..Yeah dad we won 4!! your a genius dad.

I then asked him. Hey dad, you fu*ked up telling George Young to hire Ray handley..he said yeah, i had to take a shit in the other dimension when the giants selected him as coach..I couldn't stop it and it delayed my return by 20 years...I am sorry son.!!!!!!

I then asked dad whatever happened to the TRS80 robot? He said he had to sacrifice the bastard to establish a brain link with George Young.
Your a fucking idiot  
montanagiant : 11/13/2014 11:54 pm : link
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Oh...  
RC02XX : 11/14/2014 12:13 am : link
This is going to be great...
Rich....  
Goin Deep : 11/14/2014 12:13 am : link
What does this have to do with NYG football?
Better suited for NFT.
I tried to apply Interstellar movie concepts to giants history  
Rich Houston-NYG-WR-1971 : 11/14/2014 12:16 am : link
in a satire way. I even included holes in my story just like Interstellar. For Instance. radio Shack TRS80 pc was not around until the early 80's
Yawn  
Giantology : 11/14/2014 12:42 am : link
Predictable. Another slow play troll  
armsteadeatslittlekids : 11/14/2014 1:03 am : link
Can't take it anymore and finally erupts. Mt. Kepler is due soon. Rich never goes over the edge into ban land though unfortunately.
This line  
blakjedi : 11/14/2014 1:16 am : link
"don't worry son, you were an abortion that survived...you are special"

is pretty funny.
RE: This line  
montanagiant : 11/14/2014 1:30 am : link
In comment 11976849 blakjedi said:
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"don't worry son, you were an abortion that survived...you are special"

is pretty funny.

He's played that line at least 4X now...
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MOOPS : 11/14/2014 1:56 am : link
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Jints in Carolina : 11/14/2014 3:01 am : link
Well, since you brought it up,  
Doomster : 11/14/2014 7:07 am : link
is it worth going to see this movie, or just wait until it's on cable?
Doom neither of the above  
Joe in Knoxville : 11/14/2014 7:14 am : link
Wait til Richs version comes out
I didn't post the story at midnight last night to troll. I just  
Rich Houston-NYG-WR-1971 : 11/14/2014 8:48 am : link
wanted to create something funny and share. I was just trying to make people laugh.

It's hard to write. Maybe some of you all can improve my story.

The abortion line is brand new. I never used that one before
I'll improve the story  
YAJ2112 : 11/14/2014 8:55 am : link
Rich's dad told him - don't ever join/post on bigblueinteractive.com - and Rich did as he was told.
Montana  
cjac : 11/14/2014 9:21 am : link
You're, not your
Take to weeks off....  
Britt in VA : 11/14/2014 9:27 am : link


then quit.
Are there movie spoilers?  
Blue Baller : 11/14/2014 9:31 am : link
in that?
lmao  
Ten Ton Hammer : 11/14/2014 9:38 am : link
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This  
AcidTest : 11/14/2014 9:57 am : link
level of brilliance transcends genius.
Used to think Rich was funny. That's over.  
Cam in MO : 11/14/2014 9:59 am : link
He's surpassed Fonzie jumping the shark. He's in My Three Sons "Dodee" and Brady Bunch "Cousin Oliver" territory now.


RE: Used to think Rich was funny. That's over.  
YAJ2112 : 11/14/2014 10:01 am : link
In comment 11977093 Cam in MO said:
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He's surpassed Fonzie jumping the shark. He's in My Three Sons "Dodee" and Brady Bunch "Cousin Oliver" territory now.



He's Scrappy fucking Doo
Hey...  
RC02XX : 11/14/2014 10:21 am : link
but people have met him and seen him drag his eagle in the parking lot, so he obviously is a good guy.

And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.
Funny or not  
Blue Baller : 11/14/2014 10:24 am : link
I don't get why people get worked up over Rich

he is harmless
love me some friday rich  
Les in TO : 11/14/2014 10:27 am : link
stories to get me to the weekend.

only thing missing is a tick tock diner dream
RE: Funny or not  
YAJ2112 : 11/14/2014 10:36 am : link
In comment 11977148 Blue Baller said:
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I don't get why people get worked up over Rich

he is harmless


Moronic threads like these are harmless enough, but they encourage Rich to then contribute to other discussions
RE: Hey...  
montanagiant : 11/14/2014 10:43 am : link
In comment 11977144 RC02XX said:
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but people have met him and seen him drag his eagle in the parking lot, so he obviously is a good guy.

And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.

Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).

Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.
RE: RE: Hey...  
RC02XX : 11/14/2014 10:49 am : link
In comment 11977185 montanagiant said:
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Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).

Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.



I completely agree that the false claims regarding the team really pushes his idiotic antics over the top to almost ban-ville.

As far as his incessant need to be an attention whore with his crazy assed stories, I rather enjoy the craziness in those threads.
RE: This line  
Great White Ghost : 11/14/2014 4:06 pm : link
In comment 11976849 blakjedi said:
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"don't worry son, you were an abortion that survived...you are special"

is pretty funny.
The "don't worry " part is what gets me, as I don't find any part of the statement reassuring in any way.I would worry.
RE: RE: Hey...  
Les in TO : 11/14/2014 4:14 pm : link
In comment 11977185 montanagiant said:
Quote:
In comment 11977144 RC02XX said:


Quote:


but people have met him and seen him drag his eagle in the parking lot, so he obviously is a good guy.

And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.


Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).

Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.


I haven't read a Rich post that violated the site's code of conduct.
Thanks Les,  
Rich Houston-NYG-WR-1971 : 11/14/2014 4:20 pm : link
for the support. they are mad because I called Prince's injury from a radio report I heard on Sirius about 10 minutes after it happened and they claim I made it up.

RE: Your a fucking idiot  
Danny Kanell : 11/14/2014 5:35 pm : link
In comment 11976824 montanagiant said:
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This never gets old.
This is why we need to put more money into abortion R&D.  
shepherdsam : 11/14/2014 5:45 pm : link

It's 2014 people, let's get this shit right.
RE: RE: RE: Hey...  
jcn56 : 11/14/2014 5:57 pm : link
In comment 11977905 Les in TO said:
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In comment 11977185 montanagiant said:


Quote:


In comment 11977144 RC02XX said:


Quote:


but people have met him and seen him drag his eagle in the parking lot, so he obviously is a good guy.

And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.


Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).

Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.



I haven't read a Rich post that violated the site's code of conduct.


In 2007, he claimed that he had a sideline insider who said that Osi's injury would require pins in his knee and that he'd go on IR.

This year, only a minute after Prince was injured, he claimed Sirius reported a torn bicep and he was out for the year.

And that's just the two I remember - he's constantly pulling shit like that. That you guys seem to enjoy his cripple routine doesn't merit keeping him around.
RE: RE: RE: RE: Hey...  
montanagiant : 11/14/2014 6:56 pm : link
In comment 11978042 jcn56 said:
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In comment 11977905 Les in TO said:


Quote:


In comment 11977185 montanagiant said:


Quote:


In comment 11977144 RC02XX said:


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but people have met him and seen him drag his eagle in the parking lot, so he obviously is a good guy.

And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.


Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).

Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.



I haven't read a Rich post that violated the site's code of conduct.



In 2007, he claimed that he had a sideline insider who said that Osi's injury would require pins in his knee and that he'd go on IR.

This year, only a minute after Prince was injured, he claimed Sirius reported a torn bicep and he was out for the year.

And that's just the two I remember - he's constantly pulling shit like that. That you guys seem to enjoy his cripple routine doesn't merit keeping him around.

The Minny game a few years back where he said he sat behind the bench and claimed to hear a couple of players threatened to kill each other and that players had to separate them. Claimed he recorded , then later claimed he did not have a smart phone, then deleted the thread when he caught too much shit.

The Tick-Tock Diner claim of inside info over who we were after in FA

And i still claim he was the fake Gloved One who the morning of the Ravens SB claimed that Collins was arrested for DUI and would not play
let us not forget  
PetesHereNow : 11/15/2014 3:04 pm : link
he actually pulled the "hahaha, I told you guys the Giants would get blown out 45-10 card" on several gamethreads.

Oh yeah, and Eli's being traded to Houston.
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