I saw the Interstellar movie and had to come up with a reboot of my family and being a giants fan. Enjoy!!
It was 1971, I was 6 and my dad was 45. The Giants were deep into losing seasons and it seemed no way out for giants fans, Well my dad, a brillant engineer and a violent drunk, had an idea to change the giants fortunes.
Dad believed by drinking a specifc concotion of Johnny walker Blue and Vodka he could put himself into a peyote trance transporting himself across the universe through a black hole whereupon he would become a transdimensional being and act as a muse for future GM's of the Giants to draft and sign the correct players so a superbowl could be won.
i begged my dad not to do it as he stared in a pecuilar way into the refrigerator for the alcohol. The light in the fridge was blinking in an unusual pattern as the door was open He said, "don't worry son, you were an abortion that survived...you are special". My dad said the nicest things. He further added, "ya know when I come back you will be the same age as me if not older"
My dad took the Johhny Walker with Vodka and kept drinking in his favorite chair with is radio shack TRS80 pc he turned into a robot with him. He became catatonic then all of the sudden vanished before my eyes with his TRS80 Robot. I was devastated knowing I might never see my father again.
Years went by and the Giants losing continued until one day in the spring of 1979 I noticed my fridge light was flickering again in that same unusual pattern. I stared at the light like my father once did and then i realized it was my father talking to me in Morse code. I instantly grabbed a paper and pencil and jotted down the code. I interpreted the dashes as this:
I- told -George- Young- to- draft- Phil-Simms. This didn't make sense to me. Some QB from a small school to draft in first rd. It didn't make sense
Another two years went by and again in the spring of 1981 the fridge light in my kitchen blinked again. This time it said. I- told- george Young- to draft- Lawrence Taylor. I was in disbelief
Another 3 years went by and in the spring of 1984 the fridge started blinking again in morse code. This time my father mused George Young to trade mark haynes and get a couple more second rounders. Again I was in disbelief.
Years later in 2012 dad came back from his peyote trance and suddenly appeared in his chair. We both looked at each other and he asked did we win a superbowl? I replied back crying..Yeah dad we won 4!! your a genius dad.
I then asked him. Hey dad, you fu*ked up telling George Young to hire Ray handley..he said yeah, i had to take a shit in the other dimension when the giants selected him as coach..I couldn't stop it and it delayed my return by 20 years...I am sorry son.!!!!!!
I then asked dad whatever happened to the TRS80 robot? He said he had to sacrifice the bastard to establish a brain link with George Young.
Better suited for NFT.
is pretty funny.
is pretty funny.
He's played that line at least 4X now...
It's hard to write. Maybe some of you all can improve my story.
The abortion line is brand new. I never used that one before
then quit.
He's Scrappy fucking Doo
And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.
he is harmless
only thing missing is a tick tock diner dream
he is harmless
Moronic threads like these are harmless enough, but they encourage Rich to then contribute to other discussions
And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.
Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).
Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.
Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.
I completely agree that the false claims regarding the team really pushes his idiotic antics over the top to almost ban-ville.
As far as his incessant need to be an attention whore with his crazy assed stories, I rather enjoy the craziness in those threads.
is pretty funny.
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but people have met him and seen him drag his eagle in the parking lot, so he obviously is a good guy.
And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.
Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).
Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.
I haven't read a Rich post that violated the site's code of conduct.
This never gets old.
It's 2014 people, let's get this shit right.
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but people have met him and seen him drag his eagle in the parking lot, so he obviously is a good guy.
And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.
Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).
Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.
I haven't read a Rich post that violated the site's code of conduct.
In 2007, he claimed that he had a sideline insider who said that Osi's injury would require pins in his knee and that he'd go on IR.
This year, only a minute after Prince was injured, he claimed Sirius reported a torn bicep and he was out for the year.
And that's just the two I remember - he's constantly pulling shit like that. That you guys seem to enjoy his cripple routine doesn't merit keeping him around.
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In comment 11977144 RC02XX said:
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but people have met him and seen him drag his eagle in the parking lot, so he obviously is a good guy.
And he's a man, who possesses brass balls from what I've gather from several posters' posts.
Except no one has ever seen him actually drag the Eagle for any kind of distance to be considered actually dragging it. His last attempt never happened (which was the predicted outcome by many who have seen these "I'm dragging the eagle" claims way too many times).
Its all vapid horseshit which is bad enough, but when you sprinkle in his intended false claims of injuries/rumors/trades about players prior to games, it actually crosses a line.
I haven't read a Rich post that violated the site's code of conduct.
In 2007, he claimed that he had a sideline insider who said that Osi's injury would require pins in his knee and that he'd go on IR.
This year, only a minute after Prince was injured, he claimed Sirius reported a torn bicep and he was out for the year.
And that's just the two I remember - he's constantly pulling shit like that. That you guys seem to enjoy his cripple routine doesn't merit keeping him around.
The Minny game a few years back where he said he sat behind the bench and claimed to hear a couple of players threatened to kill each other and that players had to separate them. Claimed he recorded , then later claimed he did not have a smart phone, then deleted the thread when he caught too much shit.
The Tick-Tock Diner claim of inside info over who we were after in FA
And i still claim he was the fake Gloved One who the morning of the Ravens SB claimed that Collins was arrested for DUI and would not play
Oh yeah, and Eli's being traded to Houston.