...that is at least the size of your hand and can't fly. You keep all of your knowledge, intelligence, and wisdom.
You have two weeks to get from New York to Chicago to turn back into a human... But at the same time, there is a nationwide hunt for you. Everyone knows your new animal form, and if any of the authorities see you they will try and shoot you on the spot.
Which animal do you choose to be?
Nice. Randy sacrifices himself from ever becoming human again to do BBI a solid.
Buy Randy a beer... Or whatever Wolverines like.
Weird.
NYC rats are more like the size of your head then the size of your hand, so you're good there...
Just an exercise in survival and creativity on this lovely Friday.
If that's your goal in life, you could simply visit India after turning back into a human!
Maybe a Liger? Bred for its skills in magic??
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India...I want to graze/eat all day while shitting on people without any repercussions as I'm treated being treated as a holy diety.
If that's your goal in life, you could simply visit India after turning back into a human!
or run for President of the USA
Next question.
Fail. By turning into a cat, you are increasing the cat population by 1. So getting murdered just nets out and we're still stuck with far too many cats.
From your lips to God's ears let it be so :)
The best anybody would have on me is some grainy video every few weeks.
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Just to purposely get murdered and have one less cat on earth.
Fail. By turning into a cat, you are increasing the cat population by 1. So getting murdered just nets out and we're still stuck with far too many cats.
No, you're putting your brain into a cat according to the OP.
I like this idea. Can we turn Brett into a cat?
Errrr....get a room?
lol yeah, wtf? That was weird.
That is a damn good answer!
Fail. It would be unable to keep its mission a secret and would thus be publicly revealed.
Mike in Long Beach : 9:40 am
...that is at least the size of your hand and can't fly. You keep all of your knowledge, intelligence, and wisdom.
Do you mean physically? That would make Brent's pussy head even stranger shaped than it is now. There'd be gray matter showing. A pussy skull is too small.
But if you don't mean physically, it makes even less sense because you wouldn't have any of your knowledge, intelligence, or wisdom without the actual physical structure.
If you're talking some sort of magic: there's no such thing.
True. But there's so many other rats and squirrels for other animals to eat. On the other hand there's probably like 10 total bobcats in the Chicago - NYC corridor. Close call.
Definitely, but after putting extensive thought into the question on my morning commute today, I decided to move away from "obvious in a big city" part as much as possible. Almost all animals in a major city other than a rat or a rodent will look out of place, so I'm taking my chances with a lot of creatures. I want something that will have the skills and elusiveness to make the long journey.
River otters are good on land, water, ice, snow, can be nocturnal or diurnal, can eat many different types of food and are small enough to hide somewhat easily. I like it.
You misread the instructions. YOUR brain goes into the Jack Russell. Why would you think that makes it smarter?