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Tom from LI : 11/25/2014 12:22 pm
ugh.. they should have left this alone.
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should have made  
bc4life : 11/25/2014 1:03 pm : link
one that included cavemen
Even by trailer standards  
Overseer : 11/25/2014 1:12 pm : link
that dialogue is horrendous. "Depends what kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab".

Nice visuals. Bryce Dallas Howard, that is.
Does this film acknowledge  
Overseer : 11/25/2014 1:18 pm : link
the (disastrous) events of the first film? If so, you'd think the engineers and park owners would shy away from breeding the most dangerous species of dinosaur.

And what parent would send their kid there knowing about the fate of Hammond's experiment?

And why is Chris Pratt riding a dirt bike flanked by raptors? Does he have them trained to help him hunt down the Labosaurus?

Do Pratt and the redhead bone inside a brontosaurus carcass?

All worthless questions for what will be a trainwreck of a film.
RE: Does this film acknowledge  
Randy in CT : 11/25/2014 1:22 pm : link
In comment 12000822 Overseer said:
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the (disastrous) events of the first film? If so, you'd think the engineers and park owners would shy away from breeding the most dangerous species of dinosaur.

And what parent would send their kid there knowing about the fate of Hammond's experiment?

And why is Chris Pratt riding a dirt bike flanked by raptors? Does he have them trained to help him hunt down the Labosaurus?

Do Pratt and the redhead bone inside a brontosaurus carcass?

All worthless questions for what will be a trainwreck of a film.
Those were some of the worst questions I've ever seen posed about anything. Congrats!!
As I acknowledged in my last line  
Overseer : 11/25/2014 1:27 pm : link
although given that you're one of the worst posters on this board, no surprise you are well-versed in what constitutes dreck.
looks corny but I still might check it out  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 11/25/2014 1:27 pm : link
Chris Pratt, I'm so happy for that guy lol. What a career he's having.

And I did not know who Bryce Dallas Howard was. As someone who is in love with Jessica Chastain, my world has been shattered that there could be a redhead in Hollywood even hotter. This is by far the number 1 thing I'm taking out of this trailer lol.
Chris Pratt on his motorcycle riding side by side  
Ben in Tampa : 11/25/2014 1:29 pm : link
With raptor kids I'm sure he trained since birth is cringe worthy
I watched the other three and was entertained  
Giants11 : 11/25/2014 1:43 pm : link
but man that looks like garbage
It had promise until the whole spiel about  
bradshaw44 : 11/25/2014 1:50 pm : link
the genetically modified dinosaur.
how the hell do they get insurance  
NoPeanutz : 11/25/2014 1:51 pm : link
?
Osi  
Overseer : 11/25/2014 1:51 pm : link
rent the film "The Help". Hot red head overload.
When a trailer literally has  
Exit 172 : 11/25/2014 1:53 pm : link
"RUUUNNNNN!!!" in it....


...what more needs to be said?
I like the scene with the mosasaur  
Psycho : 11/25/2014 1:53 pm : link
I used to collect their fossils, have boxes of them, though they are technically not dinosaurs...
I've seen The Help  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 11/25/2014 1:59 pm : link
she plays the bitchy one. Totally forgot she existed. Good movie btw. Jessica Chastain definitely "WON" that matchup imo. Emma Stone in there as well.
.....  
Micko : 11/25/2014 2:00 pm : link
I enjoyed the first one and loved the book. I hated everything that came after. The formula is the same over and over and over and over. Idiots bewildered by the magic of real life Dinos followed by idiots being eaten by Dinos followed by the requisite super-smart velociraptor near death experiences for the lead character.
Shit  
mrvax : 11/25/2014 2:02 pm : link
Years ago I read the book, log=ng before the movie. It was a great read.

After the 1st one, the rest are just stupid ways to make more $ off the same damn thing. Dinosaurs running loose, killing people.

I think the reason people keep watching this crap is just the overall fascination that the average person (myself included) has with dinosaurs. This is the closest we will ever get to seeing a live one.

I will see this  
Giantology : 11/25/2014 2:08 pm : link
IDGAF, Chris Pratt rules.
They had me at Dinosaurs and Chris Pratt  
BeerFridge : 11/25/2014 2:14 pm : link
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RE: Chris Pratt on his motorcycle riding side by side  
Cam in MO : 11/25/2014 2:33 pm : link
In comment 12000860 Ben in Tampa said:
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With raptor kids I'm sure he trained since birth is cringe worthy


That they're both running from the same thing makes a bit more sense.

But maybe that's just me?


Why make hybrid dinosaur?  
TheBigBlueOne : 11/25/2014 2:39 pm : link
To take over the world?
BD Wong will be the only returning cast member  
ligmen : 11/25/2014 2:48 pm : link
he played the doctor nurturing the baby raptor in the 1st film. His role is much larger in the books.
i like watching shit destroy people  
djm : 11/25/2014 3:01 pm : link
so i'll see it as long as it isn't god awful

by the way the last apes movie was very good. Actually the last two ape movies were very good. Some reboots or sequels do in fact work...
RE: Why make hybrid dinosaur?  
Ten Ton Hammer : 11/25/2014 3:11 pm : link
In comment 12001041 TheBigBlueOne said:
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To take over the world?


If I have the story pegged right, some time after the last movie, they figured out how to make a working Jurassic Park. It's successful, safe, and profitable for years. So much so that people find dinosaurs routine and boring. They crossbreed a dinosaur to create a new attraction. So basically, money.
Ok I watched the trailer  
djm : 11/25/2014 3:22 pm : link
.. Does look pretty terrible
And those are the best parts of the movie!  
jcn56 : 11/25/2014 3:35 pm : link
.
The best part was the feeding of the killer whale  
UConn4523 : 11/25/2014 3:41 pm : link
I mean, Dino whale?
Ha...the real reason for the genetically engineeered Dino  
Scyber : 11/25/2014 3:48 pm : link
http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/25/7282997/why-did-steven-spielberg-invent-a-new-dinosaur-for-jurassic-world

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we need clear IP on the dinosaur, the toy companies say they can’t have any copycats this time
I was hoping that they went somewhere  
Tom from LI : 11/25/2014 3:50 pm : link
with the shaving cream can that got buried in the mud...

first off when the cgi looks horrible in the trailer.. it sets the tone for me right away.

too much cgi... less is more.
RE: I was hoping that they went somewhere  
Ten Ton Hammer : 11/25/2014 3:51 pm : link
In comment 12001212 Tom from LI said:
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with the shaving cream can that got buried in the mud...



I thought they covered that in one of the sequels? I can't recall. Maybe it was a book-only thing.
RE: Ha...the real reason for the genetically engineeered Dino  
Cam in MO : 11/25/2014 3:56 pm : link
In comment 12001207 Scyber said:
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http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/25/7282997/why-did-steven-spielberg-invent-a-new-dinosaur-for-jurassic-world



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we need clear IP on the dinosaur, the toy companies say they can’t have any copycats this time



I find the angst over a "made up" dinosaur to be funny considering what a real Velociraptor looked like:



And how big it was:


"OMG! How cute! Let's play kick the turkeysoruas!"



Who cares about a new made up dino? They made up Velociraptor for the first one already.


I will see  
jtfuoco : 11/25/2014 4:12 pm : link
it just to support pratts career I really like the guy and this transition to action hero is great to see I think he would make a great indiana jones if they ever decided to remake that series.
lol  
illmatic : 11/25/2014 5:47 pm : link
People like to shit on everything lately. I don't think it looks bad. Yeah, a couple of the lines seemed corny and who knows about the whole genetically engineered dinosaur thing but we'll see how that turns out. They pretty much had to do something wacky like that to justify another movie. It would be dumb if another big dinosaur just happened to get loose yet again. At least now they have some kind of "reason" for it, as silly as it may be.

But regardless, I think it will be a fun movie. And it has Chris Pratt.
I was honestly surprised this was a real movie.  
arcarsenal : 11/25/2014 5:50 pm : link
I thought it was a parody. I'm not even joking.
Considering we are paying to see it  
UConn4523 : 11/25/2014 6:37 pm : link
shitting on it seems incredibly fair. I'm sure it will entertain me for 2 hours but there is so much wrong with that trailer.

He pulled of a masterpiece 21 years ago and is now going all George Lucas on this one.
A few thoughts  
Matt M. : 11/25/2014 6:49 pm : link
1) Did Crichton write a novel for this, or just sell the rights to future screenplays? Because that is embarrassing if he wrote it.

2) The first one was an excellent book and OK movie that doesn't even really stand the test of time. At least for me, when I see it on TV, I usually keep searching channels.

3) The second was an OK book and crappy movie and the third was just bad all around. So, why would anyone expect this to be good?

4) How would this park even open given the events that came before it? How would anyone let their two kids go alone?

5) Trained raptors? Come on!

6) I love how people here know what a real velociraptor looked like. When the original movie was being made, science told us the raptor looked pretty close to how it did in the movie. Now, it is thought to be more bird-like. The truth is, we will never know.
ummmm  
The Natural : 11/25/2014 7:02 pm : link
I thought it looked good.
Crichton did NOT write this.  
Ten Ton Hammer : 11/25/2014 7:04 pm : link
Can't blame him for it. Surprised Spielberg put his name on it.
Hammer  
Matt M. : 11/25/2014 7:08 pm : link
I didn't catch the credits and I am NOT going back to watch. Am I correct in assuming Spielberg is producing this and not directing it?
RE: Hammer  
Ten Ton Hammer : 11/25/2014 7:11 pm : link
In comment 12001468 Matt M. said:
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I didn't catch the credits and I am NOT going back to watch. Am I correct in assuming Spielberg is producing this and not directing it?


Spielberg is the exec producer.

Written and directed by Derek Connolly and Colin trevorrow.

It does say "based on characters created by Michael Crichton" so he must be getting a cut.
Hammer  
Matt M. : 11/25/2014 7:12 pm : link
Like I said, Crichton must have either made a deal recently, or when he sold the previous stories retained royalty rights to future movies.
RE: A few thoughts  
Cam in MO : 11/25/2014 7:39 pm : link
In comment 12001447 Matt M. said:
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1) Did Crichton write a novel for this, or just sell the rights to future screenplays? Because that is embarrassing if he wrote it.

2) The first one was an excellent book and OK movie that doesn't even really stand the test of time. At least for me, when I see it on TV, I usually keep searching channels.

3) The second was an OK book and crappy movie and the third was just bad all around. So, why would anyone expect this to be good?

4) How would this park even open given the events that came before it? How would anyone let their two kids go alone?

5) Trained raptors? Come on!

6) I love how people here know what a real velociraptor looked like. When the original movie was being made, science told us the raptor looked pretty close to how it did in the movie. Now, it is thought to be more bird-like. The truth is, we will never know.


Um....no, science didn't think raptors looked anything like what was in the film, not even back then. They made pretty much everything but the name up.

And for the record, I think this new one looks  
Cam in MO : 11/25/2014 7:41 pm : link
entertaining. I'll probably go see it in 3-D.



Those raptors  
That Said : 11/25/2014 7:44 pm : link
coming out of the gates; Jurassic Derby?
They should have called...  
Chris in Philly : 11/25/2014 7:44 pm : link
them Utahraptors or Deinonychus in the first one. At least that would have been closer.
RE: Hammer  
Chris in Philly : 11/25/2014 7:45 pm : link
In comment 12001472 Matt M. said:
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Like I said, Crichton must have either made a deal recently, or when he sold the previous stories retained royalty rights to future movies.


I doubt he made a deal too recently as he has been dead for 6 years...
.  
Chris in Philly : 11/25/2014 7:56 pm : link
RE: I will see  
Boris : 11/25/2014 8:34 pm : link
In comment 12001245 jtfuoco said:
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it just to support pratts career I really like the guy and this transition to action hero is great to see I think he would make a great indiana jones if they ever decided to remake that series.


I think Bradley Cooper would be great as a rebooted Indy.
Rental  
GiantJohn : 11/25/2014 8:50 pm : link
For sure.
RE: RE: Why make hybrid dinosaur?  
TheBigBlueOne : 11/26/2014 12:34 am : link
In comment 12001089 Ten Ton Hammer said:
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In comment 12001041 TheBigBlueOne said:


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To take over the world?



If I have the story pegged right, some time after the last movie, they figured out how to make a working Jurassic Park. It's successful, safe, and profitable for years. So much so that people find dinosaurs routine and boring. They crossbreed a dinosaur to create a new attraction. So basically, money.

I actually understand that reason for a hybrid. That's a good one, TTH. Someone explained to me that in the book, the dinosaurs were modified to look like what the public would expect, and also were considering making them more easy to handle. So your explanation fits in with that.
It definitely looks like shit. Like someone else said, there's too  
Shockeyisthebest80 : 11/26/2014 3:46 am : link
much CGI in it. Not even my beloved Bryce Dallas Howard could make me see this crap. She's really hot in 50/50.


One last thing... after the events of the first few movies, people actually decide to go BACK to that fucking island??????
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