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BlackLight : 1/16/2015 6:43 pm
Yes children  
Fast Eddie : 1/16/2015 6:46 pm : link
When playing defense you want to be the bear not the fish
.  
Diver_Down : 1/16/2015 6:46 pm : link
Coughlin was the mystery reader at his grandson's class in Jacksonville Beach.
and one day this predator  
eli4life : 1/16/2015 6:47 pm : link
Will eat the hamster that runs bbi causing chaos for days
Who is your daddy  
Miami_JintsFan : 1/16/2015 6:47 pm : link
and what does he do?
WE LOST THE GAME BECAUSE  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 6:48 pm : link
OF ILLEGAL PROCEDURE!!!!!!!!
So as you can see  
Zebra3 : 1/16/2015 6:48 pm : link
A bear does shit in the woods.
once a teacher  
ctc in ftmyers : 1/16/2015 6:50 pm : link
always a teacher.

A hell of a lot more rewarding than coaching spoiled rotten millionaires.
.........he caught the ball  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 6:51 pm : link
On his head.
.  
crick n NC : 1/16/2015 6:52 pm : link
See, You want a BEAR as a defensive coordinator instead of a Cub.
Now... If Baloo was there five minutes before their scheduled meeting,  
Damon : 1/16/2015 6:53 pm : link
He wouldn't have missed Mowgli.
Now listen......  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 6:54 pm : link
If you're class begins at 10am that means class begins at 9:50am.
.  
Danny Kanell : 1/16/2015 6:54 pm : link
Let's call this bear Quinn. And the Cub's name in Herzlich.
Jimmy,  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 6:56 pm : link
Pull your socks up now or get the fuck out of my class!!!!
Jimmy,  
RicFlair : 1/16/2015 6:58 pm : link
CHANGE THOSE F**KING BERMUDA SHORTS!!!
Children, listen carefully  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 6:59 pm : link
If you are going to carry a firearm do not wear sweatpants.
See in perrys system  
mattlawson : 1/16/2015 6:59 pm : link
The big bear was actually the cub, and the cub was actually the big bear...
All kidding aside  
mattlawson : 1/16/2015 7:01 pm : link
I have that book and my father gave it to my son one year for Christmas. Great choice tom.
Just out of curiostity  
BlackLight : 1/16/2015 7:02 pm : link
Which game did we end up losing because of illegal procedure?
Get this!!!???  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 7:02 pm : link
I win 2 SUPERBOWLS!!!! Let me repeat.....2 SUPERBOWLS!!!!!! And can you believe I'm in a lame duck situation?!?!

........Jimmy!!!!! Pull those fucking socks up!!!!!
...  
Eric from BBI : Admin : 1/16/2015 7:04 pm : link
"Criss Cross, Applesauce, Hands in your lap!...Now!"
RE: Just out of curiostity  
okiegiant : 1/16/2015 7:05 pm : link
In comment 12097749 BlackLight said:
Quote:
Which game did we end up losing because of illegal procedure?


I don't believe it was a game...I think they were just running plays in practice and someone screwed up.

Man, he was wound tight in those days.
Tom Coughlin shows children Perry Fewell's playbook  
chris r : 1/16/2015 7:08 pm : link
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Jimmy what's that tattoo you got there??  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 7:08 pm : link
Freedom in Tibet? WTF????
Kids....  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 7:10 pm : link
There was a time my face froze solid. I am not shitting you!
OK, Rueben, what do you do  
Red Dog : 1/16/2015 7:14 pm : link
when the opponent shows a Bear defense?
Kids....  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 7:21 pm : link
See this bear. This bear was undefeated. WAS UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha hahahaha
Kids, it doesn't matter if you like this book. We have to FINISH!  
Marty in Albany : 1/16/2015 7:22 pm : link
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"See that bear?  
PEEJ : 1/16/2015 7:25 pm : link
He didn't catch a fish, cuz he was 5 minutes late !"
My question is  
bceagle05 : 1/16/2015 7:26 pm : link
did he bring the kids together at the end with a "Let's have a 'TEAM' now. One, two, three, TEAM!!!"
The Bear has a leg  
sjnyfan : 1/16/2015 7:29 pm : link
he won't practice today but we hope to have him tomorrow. Now if there aren't any more questions I'd like to get to practice.
RE: My question is  
BlackLight : 1/16/2015 7:29 pm : link
In comment 12097776 bceagle05 said:
Quote:
did he bring the kids together at the end with a "Let's have a 'TEAM' now. One, two, three, TEAM!!!"


He did. But before that, he led the class in prayer. Giants.com wouldn't show it.
Look at this page and look at it good!!!!!  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 7:30 pm : link
We are going to re-read this page over and over until we get this right!!!!

.......JIMMY, IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO PULL UP THOSE FUCKING SOCKS ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!
Always remember.  
manh george : 1/16/2015 7:37 pm : link
You don't have to run faster than Mr. Bear. You just have to run faster than Mr. Bunny.
See this bear in the water?  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 7:37 pm : link
He ended up in the water because he ran a trick play......
And kids.... That's why I.....DO NOT RUN TRICK PLAYS!!!!
'Now, just imagine kids:  
old man : 1/16/2015 7:43 pm : link
the bear is what our defense looked like under Coach Spags, the cub is what it looked like under Coach Fewell.
We rehired Coach Spags; which one will our defense look like now'?
Pats Tweet:  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 7:44 pm : link
Here's the problem: the bear's first step was with its right paw!!! pic.twitter.com/zFz8ogj77u
Wipe that smirk off your face  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 7:54 pm : link
You're lucky there's a new CBA or else I'd have you little bastards doing two a days!!!!
Ok Kids!  
JohnF : 1/16/2015 7:58 pm : link
You'll be glad to know I'm giving out autographed copies of my latest book, "Earn the Right to Win" just like this one!
Team - the moral of this story is  
gidiefor : Mod : 1/16/2015 8:07 pm : link
After practice - we do not go to the creek - we go to the ice baths.

Jimmy - spell "ice baths" for me.
Kids.... get your coats.  
RELICDOA : 1/16/2015 8:15 pm : link
We're going bowling!!!!
"OK, kids, this side of the class  
Doomster : 1/16/2015 10:47 pm : link
read this page, and the other side of the class, read the other page.....We must have balance!"
I'm waiting  
102780 : 1/16/2015 11:01 pm : link
For secret service to tell him they hire spags
The trainers tell me  
averagejoe : 1/17/2015 1:34 am : link
the bear has a knee.
"and the bear let all the offense pass by it and so the bear  
GMAN4LIFE : 1/17/2015 10:40 am : link
Smiled. This got the bear fired"
...  
George : 1/17/2015 12:38 pm : link
"School starts at 7:55 am, not 8:00. I don't care what your Mickey Mouse watch says."
....  
Micko : 1/18/2015 7:01 am : link
Here kids, our defense really struggled with defensive concepts and assignments last year so we put together a simplified playbook. You're the first to see it.
And then  
St. Jimmy : 1/18/2015 8:53 am : link
I told MacAdoo, we HAVE to establish the run in the second half.
Tom Coughlin picture  
Gmanforlife : 1/18/2015 7:57 pm : link
Now children - if Spags doesn't improve the defense I can come back in the fall and read to you everyday
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