NFT: Who are the football and NFT experts on BBI?

by BBI standards, it doesn't stop me from posting on any given topic and acting like I'm an expert (like most of BBI members do).

So, there's that.

In comment 12106360 MadPlaid said:

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and not playing in any reindeer games. I'm not considered an expert on anything. whimper.

I agree...I've realized about all I'm good for is jumping from thread to thread with snarky comments. Need to step up my game.

At least to have a shot at the 30 most hated posters list, if not anyone's expert list...

In comment 12106373 mfsd said:

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In comment 12106360 MadPlaid said: Quote: and not playing in any reindeer games. I'm not considered an expert on anything. whimper. I agree...I've realized about all I'm good for is jumping from thread to thread with snarky comments. Need to step up my game. At least to have a shot at the 30 most hated posters list, if not anyone's expert list...

Not "30 most hated posters"..."30 biggest douchebag"...because while CiP is the #1 on the list of douchebags, he is also #1 in our hearts.

#6 on the douchebag list.

SO fucking close to top 5!

Answer the following, in long form. Stats and references are optional.

Is Eli elite? And why/why not?


Critically review your answer - if you agree with yourself, you're in!

my worst pet peeve here is when people ask for advice or have a problem, and then never report back the results of said problem. We need closure!

Love being useful once in a while though.

lit the competetive fires. Since that list came out, there has been a all-out race for the top. So many contenders... kind-of like the NFC South this year. Next year's list will considerably raise (or lower - depending on your perspective) the douchbaggery bar.

In comment 12106417 BamaBlue said:

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lit the competetive fires. Since that list came out, there has been a all-out race for the top. So many contenders... kind-of like the NFC South this year. Next year's list will considerably raise (or lower - depending on your perspective) the douchbaggery bar.

This...Those yearning to move up the list need to keep in mind that was one members take on douchebaggery. To really obtain a true Douchebag Hall of Fame it would have to be voted on by the members. Keep in mind: "One member's douchebag is another member's Bro"

In comment 12106287 GiantFilthy said:

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Male Porn: chris r

I thought that title belonged to Stan in LA?

Man-on-man porn, yes absolutely, 100% all Stan.

chris's's curiosity (on 5/14/2010 at least) was about males in general in porn movies.

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no one else is really on my level.

In comment 12106379 RC02XX said:

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In comment 12106373 mfsd said: Quote: In comment 12106360 MadPlaid said: Quote: and not playing in any reindeer games. I'm not considered an expert on anything. whimper. I agree...I've realized about all I'm good for is jumping from thread to thread with snarky comments. Need to step up my game. At least to have a shot at the 30 most hated posters list, if not anyone's expert list... Not "30 most hated posters"..."30 biggest douchebag"...because while CiP is the #1 on the list of douchebags, he is also #1 in our hearts.

ah, yes, 30 biggest douchebags. I got this

Yet Randy is my Beotch!

how to cook a good fucking meal

In comment 12106533 mattlawson said:

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how to cook a good fucking meal

I don't think roboposting Food Network links qualifies for this one...

In comment 12106405 oghwga said:

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my worst pet peeve here is when people ask for advice or have a problem, and then never report back the results of said problem. We need closure! Love being useful once in a while though.

Ha. I mean it, if I ever met you at a BBI event or something, I owe you a beer or 30. You probably have no recollection but you saved me hundreds on an electrical issue a couple of years ago. Plus, lawn advice, etc. For that, I say thank you sir!

In comment 12106250 YAJ2112 said:

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of your fantasy experts list?

please clarify. i'm not into fantasy and just the other day brett had to defend my honor over my lack of stance towards "the gays."

not you

but he could ruin the lives/careers of anybody on BBI if he ever released the contents of The Vault.

In comment 12106351 GiantFilthy said:

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Geez, you are wasting your prime. Poor parenting.

Give the guy a break! The older child is too busy working a full shift down at the foundry.

In comment 12106638 BMac said:

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In comment 12106351 GiantFilthy said: Quote: Geez, you are wasting your prime. Poor parenting. Give the guy a break! The older child is too busy working a full shift down at the foundry.

I thought she was performing ancestor worship all day.

In comment 12106611 Rocky369 said:

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In comment 12106250 YAJ2112 said: Quote: of your fantasy experts list? please clarify. i'm not into fantasy and just the other day brett had to defend my honor over my lack of stance towards "the gays."

I am your internet white knight.

for syntax.

That's why they send me, I am expert.


Mein namen ist Karl, ich bin expert!

I also understand the binary language of moisture vaporators, because my first job was programming binary loadlifters—very similar to moisture vaporators.

In comment 12106642 Moondawg said:

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In comment 12106638 BMac said: Quote: In comment 12106351 GiantFilthy said: Quote: Geez, you are wasting your prime. Poor parenting. Give the guy a break! The older child is too busy working a full shift down at the foundry. I thought she was performing ancestor worship all day.

That's some racialist shit, you assholes!

and very nerdy movie quotes.

tit pics are in the mail

else, we are experts in our own minds.

Bill 2? Just about everything

Jim in Fairfax? Energy trends and scalability.

Economics? too many to mention

Foreign affairs? A lot of the military young guns. They have to separate experience in the field from political reality. Great to read their views.

Football? Too many.

Tim from Mystic.

The Holy Bible. Too bad we are not allowed to talk religion here because I feel my expertise is being buried.

talk about crypts and sarcophagi.

I will volunteer myself on Eco. And pop science.

In comment 12107072 Spock said:

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The Holy Bible. Too bad we are not allowed to talk religion here because I feel my expertise is being buried.

You are trolling. Must be.

In comment 12107096 Moondawg said:

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In comment 12107072 Spock said: Quote: The Holy Bible. Too bad we are not allowed to talk religion here because I feel my expertise is being buried. You are trolling. Must be.

I think he's dead serious.

the rest of you? not so much.

NFT.. Bicycles... you want to know about Bikes.. ask me..

is master of the Cowboys.

I think that was his name, would come out of fucking nowhere on, for example a yard work thread, and do a world class detailed run down of some hardware, mowers, tools, etc. Like an experts expert.

was it red dog?

In comment 12107201 jpkmets said:

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is master of the Cowboys.

Yeah, I think that applies better then his self declared expertise.

I give this thread one more day to name me as an expert in something .... anything, I'm not fussy. I was gonna suggest something but I can't think of anything. I'll need some help here.

that PEDANTIC is a word that is impossible to use without irony, wether you realize it or not?



just asking

experts:

(ana one, anda two)

"Why Must I Always Explain?"

Have to toe the line, I've got to make the most
Spent all the years going, from pillar to post
Now I'm standing on the outside and I'm waitin' in the rain
Tell me why must I always explain

Bared my soul to the crowd eh but oh what the cost
Most of them laughed out loud like nothing's been lost
There were hypocrites and parasites and people that drain
Tell me why must I always explain

Why, why must I always explain
Over and over, over again
It's just a job you know and it's no sweet lorraine
Tell me why must I always explain (alright)

Well I get up in the morning and I get my brief
I go out and stare at the world in complete disbelief
It's not righteous indignation that makes me complain
It's the fact that I always have to explain

I can't be everywhere at once, there's always somebody to see
And I never turned out to be the person that you wanted me to be
And I tell you who I am, time and time and time again
Tell me why must I always explain

Well it's out on the highway and it's on with the show
Always telling people things they're too lazy to know
It can make you crazy, yeah it can drive you insane
Tell me why must I always explain.

''

Play the "Van Morrison" Quiz


Did you see the lad, on the corner
He was standing drinking wine
Wears his overcoat in the summer
And short sleeves in the winter time

Takes his holidays, down at the bookies
Well he knows how to pick a horse
Village tramping round the countryside
He wears a smile, but he doesn't say much

Village idiot, he's complicated
Village idiot, simple mind
Village idiot, he does know something
But he's just not saying

Don't you know he's onto something
You can see it, you can see it in his eyes
Sometimes he looks so happy
As he goes strolling by

Oh village idiot, he's complicated
Village idiot, he's got a simple mind
Village idiot, must know something
But he's just not saying

Well you all know he's onto something
You can see it in his eyes
Sometimes he looks so happy
When he goes walking by
Sometimes he looks so happy
When he goes walking by
Sometimes he looks so happy

In comment 12107192 RC02XX said:

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In comment 12107096 Moondawg said: Quote: In comment 12107072 Spock said: Quote: The Holy Bible. Too bad we are not allowed to talk religion here because I feel my expertise is being buried. You are trolling. Must be. I think he's dead serious.

I am. Ask me anything allowed on this site. From Genesis to Revelation....

'called out ' the people in the first row of the worship place, all dressed up nice and praised the ones who break in through the back windows and hang around the cheap seats?

or did I dream that part?

In comment 12106245 dep026 said:

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Football - Dorgan Weird News Headlines - DanMetroMan Soccer - Terps and KickerPa Basketball - MoM, Osix Baseball - PaulBakePSU or whatever it is. Fantasy - (other than myself of course)... Kmed, UConn, Arc War History - Eric and Greg In LI Breaking News - Spinx Draft - Sy'56 Horrible Officials - FMiC and Mook

What the actual fuck Dep. Do I need to remind you who won the BBI FF league last year?

In comment 12107467 Spock said:

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In comment 12107192 RC02XX said: Quote: In comment 12107096 Moondawg said: Quote: In comment 12107072 Spock said: Quote: The Holy Bible. Too bad we are not allowed to talk religion here because I feel my expertise is being buried. You are trolling. Must be. I think he's dead serious. I am. Ask me anything allowed on this site. From Genesis to Revelation....

Is the Bible the word of God? IF so, where does it specifically state it is the word of God?

In comment 12107467 Spock said:

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In comment 12107192 RC02XX said: Quote: In comment 12107096 Moondawg said: Quote: In comment 12107072 Spock said: Quote: The Holy Bible. Too bad we are not allowed to talk religion here because I feel my expertise is being buried. You are trolling. Must be. I think he's dead serious. I am. Ask me anything allowed on this site. From Genesis to Revelation....

Ok. Question. Hmm. Remember that time you came here for computer help because one of your kids was watching porn on your computer and they downloaded a virus?

Are you inferring people who love God and the Holy Bible should not have imperfect kids?