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NFT: Finally! A limitless source of renewable energy!

BeerFridge : 2/26/2015 2:02 pm
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We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that—shaking. And beating. It's called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.



According to Pornhub's (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke. The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.

Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your mom's basement door, we're sure you can persevere.

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it's scalable too!  
giants#1 : 2/26/2015 2:11 pm : link
Round up a large group of hippies. Get them doped up like Woodstock. Hand them some porn and let them power the grid!
Just how long does it take people to jerk off?  
Greg from LI : 2/26/2015 2:36 pm : link
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Way to  
EricNY33 : 2/26/2015 2:45 pm : link
kill a thread, Greg!
RE: Just how long does it take people to jerk off?  
BeerFridge : 2/26/2015 3:01 pm : link
In comment 12154235 Greg from LI said:
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As long as it takes to charge my damn iPad!
Its called edging Greg!  
antdog24 : 2/26/2015 7:40 pm : link
fuckin amateur.
I heard if you plug it into a wallet  
mrvax : 2/26/2015 8:55 pm : link
it will transform into a suitcase!
when you're not in a rush  
B in ALB : 2/26/2015 9:00 pm : link
and you decide to play "stranger" by using your off hand it can take twice as long. Three times as long with the "stranger backhand" grip.
It's a perpetual motion machine.  
manh george : 2/26/2015 9:47 pm : link
Women can use one of these to power a vibrator.
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