What's his face's McDonald's thread from a couple of days ago got me thinking "what haven't I eaten in awhile that I shouldn't".
Well, I went off the rails today for lunch. Boar's Head Olive Loaf with Hellman's mayo on freaking Wonder bread.
I'm guessing I haven't had that since 1980 or so but it was just as tasty as I remember.
Whaddya got?
Yes!
And those little things we used to call biscuits.
I think I actually lost weight on that diet.
I guess I'm lucky.
But it's not to be since red Dye number 3 and other fillers are illegal now..
I guess I'm lucky.
That's exactly what gets you into trouble for later on (grin)
ramen noodles.
I was food shopping Sunday (which I rarely do because I can't stick to a list), saw them in the store with an 8 pack or whatever it is for $1.25. So I bought them, figured it would be convenient for the kids
yesterday, around lunch time I said I should make those.
In addition to the half the flavor packet I poured on some sriracha.
it was glorious.
way better than I remembered.
But I'd settle for Lucky charms.
ramen noodles.
I was food shopping Sunday (which I rarely do because I can't stick to a list), saw them in the store with an 8 pack or whatever it is for $1.25. So I bought them, figured it would be convenient for the kids
yesterday, around lunch time I said I should make those.
In addition to the half the flavor packet I poured on some sriracha.
it was glorious.
way better than I remembered.
I eat ramen about once a week. I chop up some fresh veggies, throw some different spices in there and crack an egg or two on top. Delicious.
For some reason, I got a craving for them in the grocery store the other day.
Reading the Nutrition Panel killed that craving.....
I did, and butchered it miserably so I'll have to try again. Don't ask me why - was running behind that day and the kids were hungry, and not having everything in order before I started cooking yielded a dry patty, burnt bread and cheese that hadn't quite melted enough. Luckily, the 4,000 grams of fat that sandwich had made it edible regardless.
Ramen is an interesting pick - I still eat it, but not the freeze dried bricks like back in the day. They're flash fried in hydrogenated oil, so they're like a cluster bomb of shit that's bad for you. Still, in small amounts I'm sure it's harmless.
Like most things - I think when you start making "business decisions" with food, it's not that the one time you eat it you're going to suffer, it's that on average you try to lean towards healthier stuff, and when you do indulge you have a wide field to pick from and probably end up bypassing some of the same foods often. Marty's liverwurst sandwich is a good example. Used to love 'em, but don't eat them because of the nutrition and ingredients list. If I were going to indulge now, I'd probably find 5 things on the list I'd rather eat, so liverwurst is going to stay on the shelf for some time.
I can't even imagine how my body would feel now after eating a Twinkie.
Two something my mother used to make. She would saute up in butter some sliced mushrooms (probably the button type) then add heavy cream until it was thicken and serve over toast points (Wonder Bread with crust cut off)
Now I might try and make one of them soon.
Ice cream
I guess I'm lucky.
Wait a few more years...turning 30 was awesome...turning 35, not so much.
I took my wife to the one in Port Chester when we first started dating. That was a bad idea... It skeeved her out and she refuses to go back.
Can't even count how many times I've been to both these places. Clixe's was too great. Remember when it closed. Sad day.
Your toilet hates you.
There is healthy eating and then there is just why bother even eating. obviously chicken wings aren't one of the 5 (?) food groups, but they have a spot in the "sometimes" food block of the new food pyramid.
That's a spin they teach kids these days "sometimes foods" everyday foods" and some other designations I forget.
I haven't had one in, maybe, 40-45 years? Still, every time I pass the marshmallow fluff in the supermarket, I'm tempted.
That's not "lucky".
Saying you're "lucky" is fatlogic.
You're in shape because you don't eat shit all of the time and you get enough exercise. That's the opposite of "lucky".
Don't succumb to fatlogic.
Oh hell no! Say it ain't so.
That was a Foschini hard roll, slathered with butter on both sides, double egg, double order of sweet sausage chunks, hot dog chili sauce on top.
Sounds disgusting. Inexplicably delicious. The ultimate belly-bomber. Often consumed on the tail end of a Saturday night loaded up on beer, producing epically horrific farts.
I haven't had one in, maybe, 40-45 years? Still, every time I pass the marshmallow fluff in the supermarket, I'm tempted.
You forgot to ad a Hersey bar to the middle of the sandwich. Ah man was that good.