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NFT: What would you do before seeing Paul Blart 2?

Route 9 in LEH : 4/17/2015 11:40 am
Eat a bag of crickets? Binge Watch Nancy Grace for 3 days?

I wanna hear some good ones....don't disappoint
Watch Paul Blart 1, obviously.  
BrettNYG10 : 4/17/2015 11:41 am : link
And probably get some popcorn.
RE: Watch Paul Blart 1, obviously.  
Route 9 in LEH : 4/17/2015 11:42 am : link
In comment 12237726 BrettNYG10 said:
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And probably get some popcorn.


that's what I'm saying the only reason I don't want to watch it is becauseit will not live up to the original because you know sequels suck
smoke an  
elisha2014 : 4/17/2015 11:42 am : link
enormous doobie in hopes that you will laugh at this horrific looking movie
buy a ticket  
YAJ2112 : 4/17/2015 11:43 am : link
and some popcorn
Argue on BBI about tipping.  
Ten Ton Hammer : 4/17/2015 11:47 am : link
.
Pick up my car from  
ShocknAwe80 : 4/17/2015 11:50 am : link
Advanced Towing
Doobie?  
old man : 4/17/2015 11:52 am : link
Good call brother;-)
Then remove my nose hairs by setting nostrils on fire.
Post a thread on BBI  
kelsto811 : 4/17/2015 11:54 am : link
To cover up my true desire to see it
Depends  
dep026 : 4/17/2015 11:57 am : link
if I go with my wife and expect sex afterwards - Ill shower
if I go with my wife and not get sex later - I may change my underwear.
Read a JerseyJoe  
Rob in CT/NYC : 4/17/2015 11:57 am : link
thread about passing trees?

Read a BBI hockey thread?
Brett stole my answer  
Greg from LI : 4/17/2015 11:58 am : link
I'd rather go to church with Spock.

Watch a Penguins game with Trent.

Eat at The Olive Garden.

Take an investment advice seminar with PA Giants Fan.
Listen to CBS Game Face...  
Ryan : 4/17/2015 12:11 pm : link
...radio.
Jerk off with a cheese grater  
Victor in CT : 4/17/2015 1:44 pm : link
I thank you
pay 2000 to meet Tiki Barber  
GMAN4LIFE : 4/17/2015 1:46 pm : link
.
...  
feelflows : 4/17/2015 1:49 pm : link


is it:

a) a funny dude trying his best to make a living
b) Keith Hernandez after a weekend binge at Golden Corral
Read one...  
Chris in Philly : 4/17/2015 1:54 pm : link
of your threads.

...  
Route 9 in LEH : 4/17/2015 2:20 pm : link
Eh. I knew that was coming, but I expected that from a lesser rapscallion of BBI. Not the Number 1 douchebag of the entire site.! I'm honestly disappointed but could that mean a change of the guard coming next list update?
To put it literally  
Sonic Youth : 4/17/2015 2:24 pm : link
I'd go all NyKAllDay cause that's probably the only way to even find that movie funny, and if I don't find it funny, at least I'd get a nice nap out of it.
I've seen it twice  
pjcas18 : 4/17/2015 2:29 pm : link
it's a cinematographic masterpiece

I would  
Joey in VA : 4/17/2015 2:31 pm : link
Play naked twister with George Takei sooner than I'd see Paul Blart 2.
RE: ...  
Chris in Philly : 4/17/2015 2:35 pm : link
In comment 12238050 Route 9 in LEH said:
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Eh. I knew that was coming, but I expected that from a lesser rapscallion of BBI. Not the Number 1 douchebag of the entire site.! I'm honestly disappointed but could that mean a change of the guard coming next list update?


But I'm the one who delivered. That's why I'm going for the three-peat!
RE: I would  
Mike in Long Beach : 4/17/2015 2:40 pm : link
In comment 12238062 Joey in VA said:
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Play naked twister with George Takei sooner than I'd see Paul Blart 2.


oh my
the thing is rigged  
Greg from LI : 4/17/2015 2:50 pm : link
I've only appeared on it once, and fairly low too.
RE: I would  
CBSGameFace : 4/17/2015 3:01 pm : link
In comment 12238062 Joey in VA said:
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Play naked twister with George Takei sooner than I'd see Paul Blart 2.


Ew.
RE: Listen to CBS Game Face...  
CBSGameFace : 4/17/2015 3:02 pm : link
In comment 12237787 Ryan said:
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...radio.


Shweat, dude.
I would do #2...  
manh george : 4/17/2015 4:18 pm : link
on Paul Blart.
I am going to see it, a 0% rating. If It got a 2% I wouldn't go  
Headhunter : 4/17/2015 4:27 pm : link
ALL COP 2 (2015)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

TOMATOMETER

0%
Average Rating: 2.2/10
Reviews Counted: 22
Fresh: 0
Rotten: 22
mud wrestle Kevin James  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 4/17/2015 4:30 pm : link
.
Get paid  
spike : 4/17/2015 5:08 pm : link
By the movie theater
Listen  
dep026 : 4/17/2015 5:41 pm : link
to a Radar monologue?
id  
ADeP7 : 4/17/2015 6:44 pm : link
Take a drink that bill cosby gave me
Confess to war crimes  
Marty in Albany : 4/17/2015 10:02 pm : link
.
I'm gonna take a shower  
SHO'NUFF : 4/17/2015 10:35 pm : link
for Dep's wife...

seriously, you give her the courtesy of a shower BEFORE sex?
Let Craig Carton spoon me . . .  
Ralph.C : 4/18/2015 1:03 am : link
. . . while he whispered what he was going to say on his next show into my ear.
Have  
Jon in NYC : 4/18/2015 10:51 am : link
Britt McHenry be a customer at my towing company.
Haters gonna Hate  
Route 9 in LEH : 4/20/2015 2:44 pm : link

The top new release of the weekend is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, which earned a solid $24 million over its debut weekend.
.  
arcarsenal : 4/20/2015 2:45 pm : link
I'd return my ticket and leave the theater.
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