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NFT: Woo Hoo ... Just in time ...I was down to my last million

sphinx : 5/16/2015 7:22 pm
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Michael Scott Today at 7:05 PM
Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your affirmation and to inform you of the latest development in regards to the delivery of your consignment box conveyed by courier diplomatic agent. During the scanning of your consignment box, our cash-track machine detected that the content of the consignment box is cash worth US$10,500,000.00 only.

In accordance with section 34 and 36 of the Custom sector, it is not acceptable to bring over US$100,000 into the United States of America without proper documentations and clearance because it shows that the money is either being smuggled into the country or the source of the funds is questionable.

It is very important that all the relevant documentations needed to authenticate the source of the funds are provided to prove that the funds were earned legitimately in accordance with the PATRIOT ACT so that IRS and Homeland Security will not come knocking at your door. In lieu of the above, it is therefore mandatory that you shall provide the Nigeria Custom Clearance Certificate (N.C.C.C) to prove that the funds is not linked with any form of illegality. Being the beneficiary of the consignment, the Nigeria Custom Clearance Certificate (N.C.C.C) is the only way of confirming the source of the funds and it is your responsibility to provide the Certificate before the diplomat will be allowed to complete the delivery of your consignment box to your house.

The diplomat's Flight Details shows that he came from Nigeria and we have contacted the responsible authority in Nigeria to inquire about the process of getting the Certificate. We were informed that the beneficiary of the consignment will pay for the Certificate and the cost of this documentation is just US$91 only so that your consignment delivery will be successfully done within 5-hours/ without any hitches or delay after the N.C.C.C is secured.

Upon the receipt of the needed information of yours, then I will send you the information you will use in sending the fee to Nigeria Custom Service Authority so as to enable them issue the above mentioned document in your name so that the Diplomat will be allowed to complete the delivery of your consignment to your house.

Finally, kindly send me your full name, full address, direct phone number and drivers license or passport for identification.

Yours Sincerely,

Michael A. Scott
Head, Luggage Dept.
JFK International Airport
Address: Jamaica, New York, NY 11430, United States
I would say  
Joey in VA : 5/16/2015 7:24 pm : link
Fake if it was Michael G. Scott, but clearly this is real. Congrats!
yeah, usually for  
markky : 5/16/2015 7:28 pm : link
any sum under $20 Million they have the "head of the luggage department" deal with it.

What's freaking amazing is that this actually works on some idiots  
baadbill : 5/16/2015 7:34 pm : link
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Some Guys Have All The Luck  
Trainmaster : 5/16/2015 7:35 pm : link
I wish I had been contacted about a courier diplomatic agent and my consignment box.

$91 to get $10,500,000.
For the life of me I dont understand  
Giant John : 5/16/2015 7:43 pm : link
Why they just don't take the 91 bucks out of the 10.5 mil. Why all the paperwork. Geesh...
do they need  
spike : 5/16/2015 10:12 pm : link
my SS number too?
Say hi to Dwight!  
Chris in Philly : 5/16/2015 10:31 pm : link
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They like to do things by the numbers in Nigeria  
Great White Ghost : 5/16/2015 10:39 pm : link
don'tcha know?
Michael A. Scott - Head, Luggage Dept. - JFK International Airport  
GMenAllDay : 5/17/2015 12:34 am : link
Head in the Luggage Department?

Yeah, he's credible based off that alone.
Did you guys know they could do this?  
mfsd : 5/17/2015 12:52 am : link
Wow. Isn't technology amazing

"During the scanning of your consignment box, our cash-track machine detected that the content of the consignment box is cash worth US$10,500,000.00 only."
I don't get it.  
manh george : 5/17/2015 1:43 am : link
If someone thinks he is enough of a smartass to pull this off, why wouldn't he give himself a more important sounding title, like Chairman of Luggage Dept? Or Executive VP for Luggage Analytics?
RE: I don't get it.  
GMenAllDay : 5/17/2015 1:51 am : link
In comment 12289666 manh george said:
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If someone thinks he is enough of a smartass to pull this off, why wouldn't he give himself a more important sounding title, like Chairman of Luggage Dept? Or Executive VP for Luggage Analytics?


"Executive VP for Luggage Analytics"

Exactly.
Anyone who falls..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 5/17/2015 8:41 am : link
for these scams should probably be shot just for failing to observe grammar errors.
What do you call a person with dirty knees who  
GiantsUA : 5/17/2015 8:58 am : link
works in the luggage department?
They sure have the official  
River Mike : 5/17/2015 9:02 am : link
government jargon down pat ....

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so that IRS and Homeland Security will not come knocking at your door.
Sorry dude  
sb from NYT Forum : 5/17/2015 10:18 am : link
only $10,500,000. That sucks.
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