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NFT: French's Ketchup? Heinz Mustard?

Klaatu : 5/19/2015 3:23 pm


What the hell?
Condiments begin and end here...  
Chef : 5/19/2015 3:28 pm : link
French's spicy Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, Hellmans Mayo..
I'm a Guilden's guy  
PaulBlakeTSU : 5/19/2015 3:30 pm : link
for spicy mustard, unless I can get coarse, whole grain mustard.
Colman's  
DanMetroMan : 5/19/2015 3:31 pm : link
mustard for the win.
Heinz has always made mustard  
Ten Ton Hammer : 5/19/2015 3:31 pm : link
It's just not any good. When you get those two-packs for bbq season, the mustard is always forgotten.
Sir  
DanMetroMan : 5/19/2015 3:34 pm : link
Kensington's = best ketchup.
Somebody is going to  
Giants2012 : 5/19/2015 3:35 pm : link
get relish and tip the scale.
A Sure Sign Of The Apocalypse  
Trainmaster : 5/19/2015 3:36 pm : link
Dogs and cats living together; Heinz mustard and French's ketchup.

I wonder if there was some kind of a "corporate agreement" to not tread into each other's "Condiment Universe" (as others have noted, I've seen Heinz Mustard in a limited way, but not French's Ketchup).


the upward  
I Love Clams Casino : 5/19/2015 3:37 pm : link
chasm after French's yellow mustard is expansive.

Amazing that the worst mustard on the market is the most popular
I'm sure I'll catch shit for this  
ron mexico : 5/19/2015 3:38 pm : link
But Whole Foods ketchup is pretty good

RE: I'm sure I'll catch shit for this  
Jon : 5/19/2015 3:41 pm : link
In comment 12293160 ron mexico said:
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But Whole Foods ketchup is pretty good


Whole Foods ketchup?!? are you kidding me? UGH!!! I can't even mustard the words to describe how upset I am with you right now.
odd  
giantfan2000 : 5/19/2015 3:43 pm : link
if you go outside of US
heinz mustard is pretty prevalent
Heinz ketchup is great  
RB^2 : 5/19/2015 3:43 pm : link
Especially on a hot dog.
you just not became aware of this?  
Rocky369 : 5/19/2015 3:43 pm : link
too much time on BBI, you better ketchup
RE: you just not became aware of this?  
Jon : 5/19/2015 3:45 pm : link
In comment 12293166 Rocky369 said:
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too much time on BBI, you better ketchup


maybe he relishes his time here? Mayo mind your own business from now on.
Dogs and cats...  
Britt in VA : 5/19/2015 3:47 pm : link
living together...

MASS HYSTERIA!
I like GP Dijon.  
mattlawson : 5/19/2015 3:48 pm : link
Heinz ketchup. It's been proven to be the perfect balance of all 5. Only Helmans
ketchup is ketchup  
Greg from LI : 5/19/2015 3:48 pm : link
But mustard is a different story. Can't do yellow mustard. Give me Zatarain's Creole Mustard every time.

Kosciusko Beer Mustard is pretty awesome too.
RE: Heinz ketchup is great  
shockeyisthebest8056 : 5/19/2015 3:49 pm : link
In comment 12293165 RB^2 said:
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Especially on a hot dog.


You're just trying to start shit, huh?
RE: ketchup is ketchup  
T in NJ : 5/19/2015 3:50 pm : link
In comment 12293176 Greg from LI said:
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...Kosciusko Beer Mustard is pretty awesome too.


Kosciusko Mustard



That is all
I think we need to chill  
Jon : 5/19/2015 3:52 pm : link
I'm pretty sure this is how the biker brawl started.
oh hell yeah  
Greg from LI : 5/19/2015 3:53 pm : link
I'd totally open fire on anyone who tried to prevent me from putting ketchup on a hot dog.

/1%er
Second Kosciusko Mustard.  
MOOPS : 5/19/2015 3:54 pm : link
Also Bauer's and Boar's Head Deli Style.

Regular yellow mustard? Why bother.
One man looks down on you all  
Moondawg : 5/19/2015 3:54 pm : link
RE: I like GP Dijon.  
GP : 5/19/2015 3:55 pm : link
In comment 12293175 mattlawson said:
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Heinz ketchup. It's been proven to be the perfect balance of all 5. Only Helmans


Stay away from my Dijon
RE: Colman's  
jgambrosio : 5/19/2015 3:57 pm : link
In comment 12293148 DanMetroMan said:
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mustard for the win.


my dad made potato salad with this, mayo and sour cream. was the shit.
Grey Poupon just doesn't taste right if you're not riding in the  
Greg from LI : 5/19/2015 3:57 pm : link
back seat of a Bentley.
RE: Grey Poupon just doesn't taste right if you're not riding in the  
Moondawg : 5/19/2015 4:00 pm : link
In comment 12293194 Greg from LI said:
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back seat of a Bentley.


True.
This  
BlueLou : 5/19/2015 4:12 pm : link


and this



kick arse.
RE: This  
Moondawg : 5/19/2015 4:20 pm : link
In comment 12293208 BlueLou said:
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and this



kick arse.


I think we just found the guy who looks like Mr. Drummond in the back of the Bentley.
men  
scouser : 5/19/2015 4:30 pm : link
To Blue Lou.
That's Amen.  
scouser : 5/19/2015 4:31 pm : link
French mustard is awesome. US mustard just doesn't cut it.
RE: RE: This  
BlueLou : 5/19/2015 4:35 pm : link
In comment 12293213 Moondawg said:
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In comment 12293208 BlueLou said:


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and this



kick arse.



I think we just found the guy who looks like Mr. Drummond in the back of the Bentley.


Hey dawg, I buy a jar of mustard every 6 months maybe. OK 2 jars cuz I gotta have both those 2 types. Why not spring for the best? And if for anyone else the "best" is Gulden's Spicy Brown or Kosciuscko (sp?) or Plochmann's that's ok, too.

But Heinz mustard? French's ketchup? WTF? Amirite?
RE: This  
BMac : 5/19/2015 5:28 pm : link
In comment 12293208 BlueLou said:
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and this



kick arse.


The winner!
Nathan's spicy mustard  
bxgiants4 : 5/19/2015 5:35 pm : link
.
On a hot dog  
Jim in Fairfax : 5/19/2015 5:40 pm : link
It's gotta be Gulden's.
BlueLou's right on that particular dijon  
Model4001 : 5/19/2015 5:57 pm : link
That shit is amazing!
Fresh market has a great mustard selection  
mattlawson : 5/19/2015 6:26 pm : link
But Heinz ketchup, sriracha, Helmans mayo have no substitute.
RE: RE: RE: This  
Moondawg : 5/19/2015 6:39 pm : link
In comment 12293234 BlueLou said:
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In comment 12293213 Moondawg said:


Quote:


In comment 12293208 BlueLou said:


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and this



kick arse.



I think we just found the guy who looks like Mr. Drummond in the back of the Bentley.



Hey dawg, I buy a jar of mustard every 6 months maybe. OK 2 jars cuz I gotta have both those 2 types. Why not spring for the best? And if for anyone else the "best" is Gulden's Spicy Brown or Kosciuscko (sp?) or Plochmann's that's ok, too.

But Heinz mustard? French's ketchup? WTF? Amirite?


I was just riffing on the Bentley theme. By all means, go for what you like, Sahib.
is there a difference between ketchup  
Headhunter : 5/19/2015 6:44 pm : link
and catsup?
mattlawson,  
Shepherdsam : 5/19/2015 6:50 pm : link
If I had to guess, I'd say you meant Huy Fong.

There are other companies who make sriracha sauce.
Late to the party, but...  
sb from NYT Forum : 5/20/2015 12:30 am : link
here are some underrated condiments:


Oh, and this, which is the absolute fucking bomb:
BlueLou nailed it.  
smshmth8690 : 5/20/2015 7:34 am : link
Maille is the best, both the whole grain & smooth. I also like Mr. Mustard, but I haven't seen it around in a while.
I have two  
Deej : 5/20/2015 8:03 am : link
regular Maille (which i think is actually from Canada) and a honey:



Ketchup is Heinz. Period.
Serious Eats mustard showdown - ( New Window )
..  
GP : 5/20/2015 8:21 am : link
A farm up near Albany (Altamont, NY) makes a pretzel honey mustard dip that is absolutely incredible. I've seen big companies offer something similar, but they don't even come close. Dip some smoked/grilled kielbasa on that and it's like heaven. I've put it on patty melts, turkey sandwiches, etc. Just great stuff. Hell it might even make ice cream better, it's that good.
I love the Honeycup!  
NewFakeDannyHeep : 5/20/2015 8:24 am : link
Great with cheese.

They opened a Maille store down the street from me on the UWS. An entire store of just mustard. I have yet to go. But it is officially hot dog season now, so I should probably get over there.
I've tried  
feelflows : 5/20/2015 9:12 am : link
Hunts...bootleg store private brands, but I always come back to Heinz ketchup.
RE: Condiments begin and end here...  
buford : 5/20/2015 9:17 am : link
In comment 12293142 Chef said:
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French's spicy Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, Hellmans Mayo..


I used to agree until I moved to the south and discovered Duke's Mayonnaise.
What are the Heinz chili sauce and 57 sauce?  
Ten Ton Hammer : 5/20/2015 9:35 am : link
Never tried.
you've seriously never heard of Heinz 57?  
Greg from LI : 5/20/2015 9:36 am : link
Odd
Heard of in that obnoxious jimmy Buffett song, sure  
Ten Ton Hammer : 5/20/2015 9:38 am : link
. Just never had it.
Mayo is the one thing that's ridiculously easy to make  
jcn56 : 5/20/2015 9:40 am : link
and it much better than the store bought alternative. Not convenient in the sense that it spoils rapidly, but if you're making a salad (macaroni, potato) or a few sandwiches it's worth the effort.

And I love both dijon and spicy mustard. That peppercorn mustard also works in some situations, but I'm not a fan of the texture in others (nobody wants a grainy hot dog).
GP  
Jon : 5/20/2015 9:46 am : link
I don't know if you've ever tried this one but it's fantastic. I first had it while in Iraq (my roommate had someone send it to him) and have been a fan ever since.

RE: RE: Condiments begin and end here...  
BMac : 5/20/2015 9:53 am : link
In comment 12293977 buford said:
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In comment 12293142 Chef said:


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French's spicy Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, Hellmans Mayo..



I used to agree until I moved to the south and discovered Duke's Mayonnaise.


Finally, something to agree on! Dukes became available in our area fairly recently, and it has replaced the other jarred mayos when we use such. Homemade is certainly still the best. Try adding some fresh tarragon to it when you make it and serve with steamed asparagus.
French's makes mustard. Heinz makes ketchup.  
Klaatu : 5/20/2015 1:31 pm : link
Anything else could cause a disruption in the time-space continuum, and nobody wants that.

Oh, and sriracha is the most overrated condiment in the history of condiments. Freakin' Hipster Joy Juice. Blech.
great Cajun Mayo > any other condiment listed on this thread  
Osi Osi Osi OyOyOy : 5/20/2015 1:41 pm : link
.
sriracha is great  
RicFlair : 5/20/2015 1:42 pm : link
it was good before the hipsters and it will be good after.


I won't let the hipsters stop me from enjoying something delicious.
If it isn't..  
FatMan in Charlotte : 5/20/2015 2:00 pm : link
Heinz catsup, I can tell right away. Only ketchup I'll use.

As for mustard, I haven't bought a domestic brand in awhile except regular yellow for my kids to use on hot dogs. I pretty much bring back a few jars of German or Czech mustard everytime I'm over there.
RE: RE: RE: Condiments begin and end here...  
BMac : 5/20/2015 2:01 pm : link
In comment 12294014 BMac said:
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In comment 12293977 buford said:


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In comment 12293142 Chef said:


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French's spicy Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, Hellmans Mayo..



I used to agree until I moved to the south and discovered Duke's Mayonnaise.



Finally, something to agree on! Dukes became available in our area fairly recently, and it has replaced the other jarred mayos when we use such. Homemade is certainly still the best. Try adding some fresh tarragon to it when you make it and serve with steamed asparagus.


Hmmm...I guess "jarred" mayo is kin to "battered" shrimp?
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