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NFT: Job Openings In Saudi Arabia..

ZogZerg : 5/19/2015 9:28 pm

They have 8 new openings for "Executioners".

Well, you may have to carry out both be-headings and amputations.

I think you just submit your resume and a picture of your sword.
Saudi advertises for swordsmen as execution rate soars - ( New Window )

Do they offer...

Chris in Philly : 5/19/2015 9:32 pm : link

on the job training? What about health plans?

Do they require an Ivy League education?

jcn56 : 5/19/2015 9:36 pm : link

What I lack in pedigree, I make up for in swordsmanship.

I think Ivy League Helps

ZogZerg : 5/19/2015 9:38 pm : link

It's worth the extra $$:)

You're right, I can just see those pretentious fucks now...

jcn56 : 5/19/2015 9:40 pm : link

'Oh, when I was slashing at Harvard...'

Dental included?

Anakim : 5/19/2015 9:40 pm : link

Is there a pension program?

I'd avoid

Jim in Fairfax : 5/19/2015 9:43 pm : link

I've heard its a cutthroat business.

Used to watch

CromartiesKid21 : 5/19/2015 9:54 pm : link

live executions after the Friday prayers while living in Saudi Arabia when I was about 4 year old...still remember a few scenes vividly

Does it come

spike : 5/19/2015 9:58 pm : link

with an awesome armor or mask ?

GOT style?

I need a prescription plan

Matt M. : 5/19/2015 10:03 pm : link

What are their benefits like?

Holy shit

Deej : 5/19/2015 10:03 pm : link

if you didnt click the link, I encourage you to do so. Every sentence is more disgusting than the next.

Our good friends, the House of Saud!

For the ambitious, there's ...

Crispino : 5/19/2015 10:06 pm : link

an excellent chance to get ahead.

how much do they pay?

spike : 5/19/2015 10:08 pm : link

is there overtime? Holidays and vacations?

do they cover room & board?

Ugh, I need to write a cover letter?

Anakim : 5/19/2015 10:10 pm : link

Can't I just send my resume? Fucking hate cover letters

Do they require

spike : 5/19/2015 10:19 pm : link

people with prior experience?

I know a girl who would be great for this.

manh george : 5/19/2015 10:24 pm : link

Especially during that time of the month. Would she have to wear a burqa?

Sweet.

Enoch : 5/19/2015 10:40 pm : link

I'll grab my fuligin robes and Terminus Est and get on over there.

Hopefully they don't do drug testing-- I think the Alzabo might show up in my urine.

(Too obscure? Well, screw it. Gene Wolfe is awesome.)

It's not politically correct but I'll say it anyway

Go Terps : 5/19/2015 11:28 pm : link

The Middle East sucks.

I would

Big Al : 5/19/2015 11:57 pm : link

guess that you would not have to sit through any boring diversity training classes.

Maybe, but ask the guy with one hand what happens to people

jcn56 : 5/20/2015 12:07 am : link

who steal someone's yogurt from the office fridge.

sounds like a good job

santacruzom : 5/20/2015 12:26 am : link

but you'd be up to the neck in your work.

RE: sounds like a good job

glowrider : 5/20/2015 12:52 am : link

In comment 12293874 santacruzom said:

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but you'd be up to the neck in your work.

But you'll make an arm and a leg....

RE: It's not politically correct but I'll say it anyway

NoPeanutz : 5/20/2015 8:09 am : link

In comment 12293846 Go Terps said:

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The Middle East sucks.

It's not even correct.

Wonder what the commute is like...

Dan in the Springs : 5/20/2015 8:15 am : link

getting to chop-chop square on the day of a beheading.

One must take into consideration all life aspects of a new job.

It pays well.

Pete in MD : 5/20/2015 9:17 am : link

I heard you can make a killing.

RE: It's not politically correct but I'll say it anyway

TheBigBlueOne : 5/20/2015 9:19 am : link

In comment 12293846 Go Terps said:

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The Middle East sucks.

Definitely sucks if you're a woman who has thoughts.

yes it says no experience necessary

Bake54 : 5/20/2015 9:49 am : link

So it probably pays minimum wage which no Saudi executioner can probably live on

This gives a whole new meaning

RB^2 : 5/20/2015 10:19 am : link

when your boss tells you "chop chop".

On a side note

RB^2 : 5/20/2015 10:26 am : link

My father was offered a position at the University in Jeddah to teach civil engineering back in the 70s. He said the money was fantastic but the place really creeped him out. He turned it down.

It says no experience necessary

Chef : 5/20/2015 10:54 am : link

but to land that job I would imagine you would have to be a cut above the rest of the applicants.

I've watched some Game of Thrones.

TheBigBlueOne : 5/20/2015 11:23 am : link

I think I can behead.

Is there

spike : 5/20/2015 11:35 am : link

A beheading school one can attend in preparation for this career?

Spike is interested in beheadings

WideRight : 5/20/2015 12:04 pm : link

I'm sure thats just a coincidence

if they have

mirwin : 5/20/2015 12:59 pm : link

dental and 401K
I might submit my resume, I cut ham well for sandwiches can't be that much of a stretch

it's not going to be hot this summer?

Zig in CT : 5/20/2015 4:49 pm : link

Is it?

RE: if they have

RB^2 : 5/20/2015 4:54 pm : link

In comment 12294362 mirwin said:

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dental and 401K
I might submit my resume, I cut ham well for sandwiches can't be that much of a stretch

I don't think I would tell the Saudis about the ham sandwiches.