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GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 10:18 am

6/18/2015. This was a big day for us Americans. While other countries have had this privilege and taken it for granted, yesterday was the day that Pizza Hut finally introduced our palate to their Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza.. I don't know why Korea or England has been able to have this while we had to wait. I've never even been to Korea so I'm not even sure if it's a real place.

If you are like me you have had this day circled on your calendar. If you are like me you pretended to be sick in order to leave the office early because you couldn't wait to pick this baby up and bring it home to your family and be treated as a hero.

Here she is (or was, as she is no longer with us).

I'll wait to post my review. I'm really interested in seeing how similar of a reaction you all had last night compared to mine.

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Filth

B in ALB : 6/19/2015 11:02 am : link

i'm just saying - if there are 8 pieces in the pie - each slice should get either 3 or 4 hot dogs. Making the total either 24 or 32.

27 just seems like laziness by the pie maker to me.

Brett

Headhunter : 6/19/2015 11:05 am : link

where did you get that picture of my anus as I was about to drop a kid in the pool?

RE: Filth

steve in ky : 6/19/2015 11:21 am : link

In comment 12334867 B in ALB said:

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i'm just saying - if there are 8 pieces in the pie - each slice should get either 3 or 4 hot dogs. Making the total either 24 or 32.

27 just seems like laziness by the pie maker to me.

Not that it really makes a difference but I count 28. :)

Brett has an anus checklist with all of our names.

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 11:24 am : link

it is 28

B in ALB : 6/19/2015 11:24 am : link

but it's still downright lazy for them to not have an equal number of baby heads/penises for each slice. That's complete bullshit.

Jon Stewart's joke

PaulBlakeTSU : 6/19/2015 11:26 am : link

made me laugh:

"It looks like a bunch of uncircumcised Italian men jerking off onto a fucking pizza"

I wonder if they are even consistant with the number?

steve in ky : 6/19/2015 11:27 am : link

"Umm I think you shorted me a few pigs in the blanket on my pizza order."

My friend wants to be a mohel

Bake54 : 6/19/2015 11:30 am : link

this is probably good practice for him.

sorry

Bake54 : 6/19/2015 11:31 am : link

I think it's moyel.

It looks like the crusted hot dogs are meant to be

phil in arizona : 6/19/2015 11:37 am : link

picked off and eaten separately. That might be nice for a party. Kids might like it.

If I had kids and they wanted it, I'd give it a shot.

Just an fyi, though many of you already know I'm sure,

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 11:40 am : link

reheated in the toaster oven for breakfast turned the knob up to 11 on this bad boy. Ending the day was a delight, but starting the day with it was like magic.

I will admit, I do like the "America, fuck yeah!"

phil in arizona : 6/19/2015 11:42 am : link

moxie this pizza exudes.

Good Lord

Bleedin Blue : 6/19/2015 11:47 am : link

did you really just call that abomination a Pizza?? I guess coming from NY and being Italian has made me a Pizza snob, but that ain't no Pizza.

RE: It looks like the crusted hot dogs are meant to be

steve in ky : 6/19/2015 11:52 am : link

In comment 12334966 phil in arizona said:

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picked off and eaten separately. That might be nice for a party. Kids might like it.

If I had kids and they wanted it, I'd give it a shot.

That was my earlier point, of course they are.

not Italian

bc4life : 6/19/2015 12:21 pm : link

but BleedinBlue is spot on.

my God

bc4life : 6/19/2015 12:21 pm : link

at least have the decency to use Italian sausage.

Being born in New York is always the excuse

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 12:24 pm : link

for not knowing that pizza is dough, sauce and cheese it seems.

RE: Being born in New York is always the excuse

BMac : 6/19/2015 1:03 pm : link

In comment 12335115 GiantFilthy said:

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for not knowing that pizza is dough, sauce and cheese it seems.

What's the excuse for not recognizing shit when it's served?

pizza, pretzels and hot dogs

gidiefor : Mod : 6/19/2015 1:13 pm : link

sounds like a party to me

Typical BBI thread.

BrettNYG10 : 6/19/2015 1:15 pm : link

No one tried it, everyone feels comfortable commenting.

Morons.

RE: Typical BBI thread.

gidiefor : Mod : 6/19/2015 1:18 pm : link

In comment 12335238 BrettNYG10 said:

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No one tried it, everyone feels comfortable commenting.

Morons.

Yeah - you morons!
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Brett

Headhunter : 6/19/2015 1:19 pm : link

why don't you do a Morgan Spurlock and eat one everyday for a month and report back with a review?

Can him and I do it together?

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 2:24 pm : link

And by eat one,

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 2:25 pm : link

do you mean eat one slice or eat one pizza. I can do both, but $$$.

so did you pluck of the hot dogs and then

jlukes : 6/19/2015 2:27 pm : link

lay them down the middle of a slice and fold the pizza around them?

I laid with this chick every way you can imagine.

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 2:34 pm : link

Kept it together and went to town like normal. Plucked off each one and ate them separately from the slice. Tore off one and stacked in on the sliced to eat them together. Pulled off two from the crust, popped the pigs from the blanket and used the dough tubes on my nips for a selfie.

Everything was a winner.

RE: I laid with this chick every way you can imagine.

giants#1 : 6/19/2015 2:51 pm : link

In comment 12335402 GiantFilthy said:

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Pics or GTFO

Order the pizza yourself and lets swap selfies.

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 2:53 pm : link

RE: Good Lord

River Mike : 6/19/2015 3:00 pm : link

In comment 12334997 Bleedin Blue said:

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did you really just call that abomination a Pizza?? I guess coming from NY and being Italian has made me a Pizza snob, but that ain't no Pizza.

Coming from New Haven, CT and being Italian ... Thank you.

RE: Typical BBI thread.

BMac : 6/19/2015 3:55 pm : link

In comment 12335238 BrettNYG10 said:

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No one tried it, everyone feels comfortable commenting.

Morons.

So, one has to eat shit in order to recognize it? Is that why some people have ashit-eating grin?

Pretty much, yeah.

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 3:59 pm : link

Quote:

BMac : 3:55 pm : link : reply
So, one has to eat shit in order to recognize it?

Order it tonight. Then you can secretly PM me about how much you loved it but can't admit it on BBI.

Here is a different angle from last night

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 4:01 pm : link

showing you more of the detail. This thing really put everything in perspective once you witness it in person.

BBI should sponsor Filthy

Headhunter : 6/19/2015 4:11 pm : link

to eat 30 of those puppies and eat 1 day on Skype

Where do I sign?

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 4:14 pm : link

I'll waste my vacation days on this. I don't care.

Aka Burger

DanMetroMan : 6/19/2015 4:17 pm : link

The Aka Burger ("aka" means "red" in Japanese) comes in two varieties: Samurai Beef and Samurai Chicken. These burgers sport a bright red bun, red cheese, and yes, a red tomato � but this tomato, judging from the press pics, looks extra red.

Put the word samurai in the name of any food

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 4:22 pm : link

and it sounds badass and makes me want it. Marketing works.

I predict

LakeGeorgeGiant : 6/19/2015 4:29 pm : link

that next we will have a peanut butter and jelly crust...mark it

Now if those were Chedderwurst mini-dogs in that crust

montanagiant : 6/19/2015 4:48 pm : link

I might be al in on that shit

Make a request.

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 4:55 pm : link

Pizza Hut's number one goal is customer satisfaction.

RE: Here is a different angle from last night

gidiefor : Mod : 6/19/2015 5:09 pm : link

In comment 12335517 GiantFilthy said:

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showing you more of the detail. This thing really put everything in perspective once you witness it in person.

Thanks for that picture FIlthy --- I can't shake Jon Stewart's description of the wrapped hot dog crust looking like, "a group of uncircumcised Italian men jerking off on to a� pizza."
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why dont we just get taco town instead?

mirwin : 6/19/2015 6:10 pm : link

I think there is probably a pizza inside the burrito inside a taco covered in chocolate smeared with cheese in a bag.

Filthys' picture reminds me of Hedorah

JohnF : 6/19/2015 7:41 pm : link

in "Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster".

Ok, so who's waiting for Olive Garden's take on this???

RE: Pretty much, yeah.

BMac : 6/19/2015 7:47 pm : link

In comment 12335514 GiantFilthy said:

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BMac : 3:55 pm : link : reply
So, one has to eat shit in order to recognize it?

Order it tonight. Then you can secretly PM me about how much you loved it but can't admit it on BBI.

It won'tr ever happen, because I'm not a Philistine. You can be as happy as a pig in shit, but that isn't happening here, bub.

Finger food...

manh george : 6/19/2015 7:48 pm : link

using real fingers.

Or you can have Loretta Bobbit as your pizza chef.

My first reaction

buford : 6/19/2015 7:49 pm : link

was to think people are fat and sick because they are stupid. And then I wanted to barf.

Finger food...

manh george : 6/19/2015 7:54 pm : link

using real fingers.

Or you can have Loretta Bobbit as your pizza chef.

I have no idea...

manh george : 6/19/2015 7:55 pm : link

how that duped. Sorry.

So basically you pull of (pardon the expression)

Bill in UT : 6/19/2015 8:18 pm : link

the pigs and eat them, then you're left with a pizza with no crust. Not sure how that would work out. Personally, I'd probably make it with a little crust in addition to the pigs.

Well, maybe they did that

Bill in UT : 6/19/2015 8:19 pm : link

it's hard to tell from the picture. If so, all is good with the world

I wonder what eating a Kuro burger

mikeygiants : 6/21/2015 10:43 am : link

THEN an aka burger would do to the color of my poop! Taste the rainbow!

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