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NFT: *** Your 1st impressions on the new hot dog crust pizza? ***

GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 10:18 am
6/18/2015. This was a big day for us Americans. While other countries have had this privilege and taken it for granted, yesterday was the day that Pizza Hut finally introduced our palate to their Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza.. I don't know why Korea or England has been able to have this while we had to wait. I've never even been to Korea so I'm not even sure if it's a real place.

If you are like me you have had this day circled on your calendar. If you are like me you pretended to be sick in order to leave the office early because you couldn't wait to pick this baby up and bring it home to your family and be treated as a hero.

Here she is (or was, as she is no longer with us).



I'll wait to post my review. I'm really interested in seeing how similar of a reaction you all had last night compared to mine.
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That looks awful  
Kevin in CT : 6/19/2015 10:22 am : link
Signed,


-A pizza snob
A solid 8/10, but was a 10/10 when I added ketchup to the hot dogs.  
BrettNYG10 : 6/19/2015 10:22 am : link
I had mine last night:



They must have changed the cheese they use as well - the quality was even better than I remembered. Pizza Hut continues to be a truly innovative company.
so GiantFilthy wants to star in the next 600 lb  
giants#1 : 6/19/2015 10:23 am : link
episode?
Disgusting...  
EricJ : 6/19/2015 10:23 am : link
horrible pizza combined with equally bad hot dogs I am sure.
RE: That looks awful  
giants#1 : 6/19/2015 10:24 am : link
In comment 12334709 Kevin in CT said:
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Signed,


-someone with taste buds


Fixed
Brett,  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 10:25 am : link
I see you went with the pretzel crust option as well! I knew of all the BBIers, you and I would be eye to eye like Connie Chung on this shit.
Hmmmm...  
BMac : 6/19/2015 10:29 am : link
...A ring of uncircumcised penises squirting on a "pizza." How appetizing!
The only real criticism I could give here  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 10:31 am : link
is the mustard that came with this is as basic as basic gets. I decided to go all in condiment-free and don't regret my decision. It really has changed the way my family looks at chain pizza, which we already had a great appreciation for.
The pretzel crust was an exquisite touch.  
BrettNYG10 : 6/19/2015 10:31 am : link
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looks revolutionary  
pjcas18 : 6/19/2015 10:34 am : link
like in a post-it-notes kind of way.

Pizza hut is once again the torch bearer on the trail of the pizza revolution. I suspect others to follow their lead and hot dogs are the tip of the ice berg. We're going to be amazed by what gets stuffed into the crust of a pizza.
I eagerly await where the Japanese take this trend  
Greg from LI : 6/19/2015 10:35 am : link
Their ability to make ordinary food into something repulsive is unparalleled.

Just the sight of this  
mgreenie03 : 6/19/2015 10:36 am : link
makes me want to puke. What the hell have we done to pizza!!??I have to change the channel when the commercial comes on.
RE: I eagerly await where the Japanese take this trend  
dorgan : 6/19/2015 10:36 am : link
In comment 12334774 Greg from LI said:
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Their ability to make ordinary food into something repulsive is unparalleled.



WTF is that?

Greg,  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 10:38 am : link
that was just the beginning. Red is next. Burger King said they eventually want to hit every color.
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That is the Kuro Burger  
Greg from LI : 6/19/2015 10:40 am : link
It was a limited-run special at Burger King in Japan:

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The Kuro Burger ("kuro" means black) sports a black bun and, more disturbingly, a slice of jet-black cheese. It's the sort of burger you'd expect the villain from "The Ring" to be snacking on. It doesn't stop there. A black sauce oozes around on top of the cheese, challenging your convictions of what a cheeseburger should look like.

Most of us associate black food with unwelcome occurrences like rampant mold, but there's some food science behind the formulation of the burgers. The buns and cheese are made with bamboo charcoal to achieve the dark color. The sauce includes squid ink as an ingredient. The patty isn't black, but it does use black pepper to keep it in line with the theme.

RE: I eagerly await where the Japanese take this trend  
TheBigBlueOne : 6/19/2015 10:40 am : link
In comment 12334774 Greg from LI said:
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Their ability to make ordinary food into something repulsive is unparalleled.


How did they make black cheese?
Also I thought the pizza crust would have been  
TheBigBlueOne : 6/19/2015 10:43 am : link
one long fucking hotdog in the crust, not these pigs in blanket thing. I should have had lowered expectations about this. Just another fucking disappointment.
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steve in ky : 6/19/2015 10:46 am : link
This is basically a two for one where you get an hors d'oeuvres order and a pizza order all in one.

I seriously doubt anyone eats this "together" in the traditional sense.
the bun and cheese were colored with bamboo charcoal  
Greg from LI : 6/19/2015 10:46 am : link
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It looks like  
B in ALB : 6/19/2015 10:55 am : link
27 tiny bald baby heads emerging from bread vaginas.

Or 8 triangular pizza boats with hot dog engines.

Either way, it looks terrible.

Remove the vaginas/engines and the pizza itself looks awful. Are those mushrooms? Or skin tags? And who decides which pieces get three or four hot dogs? I'd be pissed if i had to grab a piece with less hot dogs.

All that aside, i'm sure it was delicious. Can't wait for the next iteration - tiny cheeseburger or pork sliders attached to the crust. yum.
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GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 11:00 am : link
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And who decides which pieces get three or four hot dogs? I'd be pissed if i had to grab a piece with less hot dogs.


I'm the god dang man of the house.
Filth  
B in ALB : 6/19/2015 11:02 am : link
i'm just saying - if there are 8 pieces in the pie - each slice should get either 3 or 4 hot dogs. Making the total either 24 or 32.

27 just seems like laziness by the pie maker to me.
Brett  
Headhunter : 6/19/2015 11:05 am : link
where did you get that picture of my anus as I was about to drop a kid in the pool?
RE: Filth  
steve in ky : 6/19/2015 11:21 am : link
In comment 12334867 B in ALB said:
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i'm just saying - if there are 8 pieces in the pie - each slice should get either 3 or 4 hot dogs. Making the total either 24 or 32.

27 just seems like laziness by the pie maker to me.


Not that it really makes a difference but I count 28. :)
Brett has an anus checklist with all of our names.  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 11:24 am : link
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it is 28  
B in ALB : 6/19/2015 11:24 am : link
but it's still downright lazy for them to not have an equal number of baby heads/penises for each slice. That's complete bullshit.
Jon Stewart's joke  
PaulBlakeTSU : 6/19/2015 11:26 am : link
made me laugh:

"It looks like a bunch of uncircumcised Italian men jerking off onto a fucking pizza"
I wonder if they are even consistant with the number?  
steve in ky : 6/19/2015 11:27 am : link
"Umm I think you shorted me a few pigs in the blanket on my pizza order."
My friend wants to be a mohel  
Bake54 : 6/19/2015 11:30 am : link
this is probably good practice for him.
sorry  
Bake54 : 6/19/2015 11:31 am : link
I think it's moyel.
It looks like the crusted hot dogs are meant to be  
phil in arizona : 6/19/2015 11:37 am : link
picked off and eaten separately. That might be nice for a party. Kids might like it.

If I had kids and they wanted it, I'd give it a shot.
Just an fyi, though many of you already know I'm sure,  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 11:40 am : link
reheated in the toaster oven for breakfast turned the knob up to 11 on this bad boy. Ending the day was a delight, but starting the day with it was like magic.
I will admit, I do like the "America, fuck yeah!"  
phil in arizona : 6/19/2015 11:42 am : link
moxie this pizza exudes.
Good Lord  
Bleedin Blue : 6/19/2015 11:47 am : link
did you really just call that abomination a Pizza?? I guess coming from NY and being Italian has made me a Pizza snob, but that ain't no Pizza.
RE: It looks like the crusted hot dogs are meant to be  
steve in ky : 6/19/2015 11:52 am : link
In comment 12334966 phil in arizona said:
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picked off and eaten separately. That might be nice for a party. Kids might like it.

If I had kids and they wanted it, I'd give it a shot.


That was my earlier point, of course they are.
not Italian  
bc4life : 6/19/2015 12:21 pm : link
but BleedinBlue is spot on.
my God  
bc4life : 6/19/2015 12:21 pm : link
at least have the decency to use Italian sausage.
Being born in New York is always the excuse  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 12:24 pm : link
for not knowing that pizza is dough, sauce and cheese it seems.
RE: Being born in New York is always the excuse  
BMac : 6/19/2015 1:03 pm : link
In comment 12335115 GiantFilthy said:
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for not knowing that pizza is dough, sauce and cheese it seems.


What's the excuse for not recognizing shit when it's served?
pizza, pretzels and hot dogs  
gidiefor : Mod : 6/19/2015 1:13 pm : link
sounds like a party to me
Typical BBI thread.  
BrettNYG10 : 6/19/2015 1:15 pm : link
No one tried it, everyone feels comfortable commenting.

Morons.
RE: Typical BBI thread.  
gidiefor : Mod : 6/19/2015 1:18 pm : link
In comment 12335238 BrettNYG10 said:
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No one tried it, everyone feels comfortable commenting.

Morons.


Yeah - you morons!
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Brett  
Headhunter : 6/19/2015 1:19 pm : link
why don't you do a Morgan Spurlock and eat one everyday for a month and report back with a review?
Can him and I do it together?  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 2:24 pm : link
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And by eat one,  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 2:25 pm : link
do you mean eat one slice or eat one pizza. I can do both, but $$$.
so did you pluck of the hot dogs and then  
jlukes : 6/19/2015 2:27 pm : link
lay them down the middle of a slice and fold the pizza around them?
I laid with this chick every way you can imagine.  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 2:34 pm : link
Kept it together and went to town like normal. Plucked off each one and ate them separately from the slice. Tore off one and stacked in on the sliced to eat them together. Pulled off two from the crust, popped the pigs from the blanket and used the dough tubes on my nips for a selfie.

Everything was a winner.
RE: I laid with this chick every way you can imagine.  
giants#1 : 6/19/2015 2:51 pm : link
In comment 12335402 GiantFilthy said:
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Kept it together and went to town like normal. Plucked off each one and ate them separately from the slice. Tore off one and stacked in on the sliced to eat them together. Pulled off two from the crust, popped the pigs from the blanket and used the dough tubes on my nips for a selfie.

Everything was a winner.


Pics or GTFO
Order the pizza yourself and lets swap selfies.  
GiantFilthy : 6/19/2015 2:53 pm : link
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RE: Good Lord  
River Mike : 6/19/2015 3:00 pm : link
In comment 12334997 Bleedin Blue said:
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did you really just call that abomination a Pizza?? I guess coming from NY and being Italian has made me a Pizza snob, but that ain't no Pizza.


Coming from New Haven, CT and being Italian ... Thank you.
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