NFT: Jared from Subway...And Child Porn!?

OK, start with:

"Five-dollar foot-long."

"Jeez, Jared, what's that stain on your huge fat pants?"

"No, Jared, molestation doesn't count as exercise."

If you have a vision of what a child molester might look like in your head, this is probably close to what you'd imagine.

Jared...where have all our heroes gone?

He's been ordering from the kid's menu all these years.

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In comment 12359422 PaulBlakeTSU said:

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He's been ordering from the kid's menu all these years.

Bra.
Vo.

5 grams of fat or less, too.

Rememeber Chris Anderson from the heat was investigated similarly and nothing came of it.

That being said this guy is definitely a pervert.

In comment 12359422 PaulBlakeTSU said:

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He's been ordering from the kid's menu all these years.

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just another episode.

In comment 12359472 Giants2012 said:

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just another episode.

Yup, a 3x5 card just went up on the wall in the writers' room.

He likes to eat fresh

he's been getting into smaller and smaller pants.

I'm all about making jokes and playing with words on non-football topics that get posted. However, when it comes to child pornography, I just have a hard time laughing at the jokes, no matter how funny they may be.

If this is true, he should rot. And doesn't he have two young sons?

Once we realized we weren't getting all 12 inches.

In comment 12359422 PaulBlakeTSU said:

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He's been ordering from the kid's menu all these years.

Well done. Might as well lock the thread.

In comment 12359409 Danny Kanell said:

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If you have a vision of what a child molester might look like in your head, this is probably close to what you'd imagine.

yes.

I hope he gains all the weight back.

buddies with this guy?

or are we just going by a tweet repeated by a twat?

In comment 12359422 PaulBlakeTSU said:

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He's been ordering from the kid's menu all these years.

Opened the thread looking for a good joke and didn't even need to read any further than this.

Well done!

In comment 12359409 Danny Kanell said:

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If you have a vision of what a child molester might look like in your head, this is probably close to what you'd imagine.

If that's close, this nails it:

In comment 12359422 PaulBlakeTSU said:

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He's been ordering from the kid's menu all these years.

You win the interwebs today

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In comment 12359409 Danny Kanell said: Quote: If you have a vision of what a child molester might look like in your head, this is probably close to what you'd imagine. If that's close, this nails it:

Marshall Faulk must be so proud..

this changes things a bit, if true...

"Subway said in a statement that it was "very concerned" about the raid, which it believes "is related to a prior investigation" of a former employee of the Jared Foundation, an organization founded by Fogle to raise awareness about childhood obesity. Subway did not immediately say whether that employee was former foundation executive director Russell Taylor, who was arrested in May on child pornography charges."
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fat and then not as fat

and well compensated for it. There is more to this story, if people care to read, I wouldn't be shocked if was into child porn, nothing would shock me, but it seems like it could be part of an investigation into the head of his foundation that was already busted for child porn (and in jail and tried to kill himself).

Anak.

In comment 12359948 Peter in Atl said:

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or are we just going by a tweet repeated by a twat?

Figures you would bitch about something. Bitching by a bitch

In comment 12360233 Crispino said:

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Anak.

Living in a mansion? THAAAAAAAAAANKS