Steve Jefferson & #8207;@scoopjefferson 17m17 minutes ago
Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle target of fed child porn investigation/agents raided his Zionsville home 6:30a Tues
I'm all about making jokes and playing with words on non-football topics that get posted. However, when it comes to child pornography, I just have a hard time laughing at the jokes, no matter how funny they may be.
If this is true, he should rot. And doesn't he have two young sons?
"Subway said in a statement that it was "very concerned" about the raid, which it believes "is related to a prior investigation" of a former employee of the Jared Foundation, an organization founded by Fogle to raise awareness about childhood obesity. Subway did not immediately say whether that employee was former foundation executive director Russell Taylor, who was arrested in May on child pornography charges." Link - ( New Window )
and well compensated for it. There is more to this story, if people care to read, I wouldn't be shocked if was into child porn, nothing would shock me, but it seems like it could be part of an investigation into the head of his foundation that was already busted for child porn (and in jail and tried to kill himself).
"Five-dollar foot-long."
"Jeez, Jared, what's that stain on your huge fat pants?"
"No, Jared, molestation doesn't count as exercise."
Bra.
Vo.
That being said this guy is definitely a pervert.
Yup, a 3x5 card just went up on the wall in the writers' room.
If this is true, he should rot. And doesn't he have two young sons?
Once we realized we weren't getting all 12 inches.
Well done. Might as well lock the thread.
yes.
Opened the thread looking for a good joke and didn't even need to read any further than this.
Well done!
If that's close, this nails it:
You win the interwebs today
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If you have a vision of what a child molester might look like in your head, this is probably close to what you'd imagine.
If that's close, this nails it:
Marshall Faulk must be so proud..
"Subway said in a statement that it was "very concerned" about the raid, which it believes "is related to a prior investigation" of a former employee of the Jared Foundation, an organization founded by Fogle to raise awareness about childhood obesity. Subway did not immediately say whether that employee was former foundation executive director Russell Taylor, who was arrested in May on child pornography charges."
Link - ( New Window )
and well compensated for it. There is more to this story, if people care to read, I wouldn't be shocked if was into child porn, nothing would shock me, but it seems like it could be part of an investigation into the head of his foundation that was already busted for child porn (and in jail and tried to kill himself).
Figures you would bitch about something. Bitching by a bitch
Living in a mansion? THAAAAAAAAAANKS