You get the best of both worlds - the softness of the fold to protect my dirt star - and the ridges of the crinkle to clean out all of the boo boos in the nooks and crannies. Plus you limit the dingleberries that can and will happen if you don't wipe properly or you're in a rush.
You get the best of both worlds - the softness of the fold to protect my dirt star - and the ridges of the crinkle to clean out all of the boo boos in the nooks and crannies. Plus you limit the dingleberries that can and will happen if you don't wipe properly or you're in a rush.
Fold to a square (and way more than merely two squares that Curtis seems to think is enough) then crinkle it a bit. Then open it back up and VOILA! You have best of both worlds. And I agree with Charmin.
You get the best of both worlds - the softness of the fold to protect my dirt star - and the ridges of the crinkle to clean out all of the boo boos in the nooks and crannies. Plus you limit the dingleberries that can and will happen if you don't wipe properly or you're in a rush.
Fold to a square (and way more than merely two squares that Curtis seems to think is enough) then crinkle it a bit. Then open it back up and VOILA! You have best of both worlds. And I agree with Charmin.
You need more squares simply because you are a much bigger asshole than I am, haha.
You get the best of both worlds - the softness of the fold to protect my dirt star - and the ridges of the crinkle to clean out all of the boo boos in the nooks and crannies. Plus you limit the dingleberries that can and will happen if you don't wipe properly or you're in a rush.
Fold to a square (and way more than merely two squares that Curtis seems to think is enough) then crinkle it a bit. Then open it back up and VOILA! You have best of both worlds. And I agree with Charmin.
You need more squares simply because you are a much bigger asshole than I am, haha.
so many BBIers crinkle. That is a foolproof way to get doodie on your fingers. You're probably all typing on feces coated keyboards right now. Animals.
Folding with the Cottonelle is the only way to go. And of course with the ridges perpendicular to the wipe direction. I could wear a tshirt that says "#1 wiper".
And if you use soft bathroom tissue you're doomed to fail in the long run. Scott's is the best there is no substitute. Use soft and suffer the consequences.
Scott's followed by flushables... Thank god for the 21st century I would not have done well in the primitive era walking around with ass butter all day long.
You buy Charmin ultra soft or quilted northern ultra soft and strong
and there is no dilemma.
The bigger question is stand or sit to wipe?
The bigger question is stand or sit to wipe?
Both
Curtis in VA : 10:38 am : link : reply
Fold. No more than 2 squares. Don't want it to rip and get poo on your fingers.
If you are afraid of it ripping, wouldn't it be wise to go more than two squares?
The bigger question is stand or sit to wipe?
don't only women sit to wipe?
You need more squares simply because you are a much bigger asshole than I am, haha.
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You get the best of both worlds - the softness of the fold to protect my dirt star - and the ridges of the crinkle to clean out all of the boo boos in the nooks and crannies. Plus you limit the dingleberries that can and will happen if you don't wipe properly or you're in a rush.
The bigger question is stand or sit to wipe?
don't only women sit to wipe?
I sit to pee. Does that count?
- Brett
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Toddler wipe at some point. Once you start with toddler wipes there is no going back.
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Fold to a square (and way more than merely two squares that Curtis seems to think is enough) then crinkle it a bit. Then open it back up and VOILA! You have best of both worlds. And I agree with Charmin.
You need more squares simply because you are a much bigger asshole than I am, haha.
Touche, my friend...touche
I am not shocked that no one admitted it, but we all know that 99% of BBI posters are rocking the wet wipes.
Folding with the Cottonelle is the only way to go. And of course with the ridges perpendicular to the wipe direction. I could wear a tshirt that says "#1 wiper".
A1 great purchase.
Scott's followed by flushables... Thank god for the 21st century I would not have done well in the primitive era walking around with ass butter all day long.
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