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NFLN interviews Jerry Jones ... things go horribly wrong

sphinx : 11/25/2015 10:49 am
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones appeared on the NFL Network on Wednesday morning, one day before his team hosts the undefeated Carolina Panthers.

The channel's official Twitter account asked fans to send in questions on Twitter with the hashtag "#askjerryjones" with the idea that the best questions would be read on air.

Based on the sampling of Tweets from a simple search of the hashtag, supplies of appropriate tweets were limited.

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Some of those are awesome  
jcn56 : 11/25/2015 10:52 am : link
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At what price point does murder became a more viable option than hush money? #askjerryjones
Some 20-something social media guru thought this was a great idea  
schabadoo : 11/25/2015 10:54 am : link
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Jints in Carolina : 11/25/2015 11:00 am : link
#askjerryjones on a scale of 1-10 how much worse is missing a meeting than beating a woman? @nflnetwork @dallascowboys
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Jon : 11/25/2015 11:01 am : link
#AskJerryJones if you could go back in time and murder baby Hitler, would you do it or sign him as as defensive back?
Hahahaha  
AP in Halfmoon : 11/25/2015 11:07 am : link
Who would you want to see in a Cowboys uniform more Jeffery Dahmer or William Gacy? #AskJerryJones
RE: Hahahaha  
rptl530 : 11/25/2015 11:09 am : link
In comment 12643759 AP in Halfmoon said:
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Who would you want to see in a Cowboys uniform more Jeffery Dahmer or William Gacy? #AskJerryJones


Dahmer would be a much better option for the Dallas version of 'eat your opponent'.
RE: Some 20-something social media guru thought this was a great idea  
Stu11 : 11/25/2015 11:15 am : link
In comment 12643723 schabadoo said:
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I know I was going to say its at the point where some millennial has to be sitting in the room proposing these things as a goof and the 40-50 something idiots think he's serious and run with it...
Its too bad for the Cowboys they lost their starting QB BUT  
EVERY4YEARS : 11/25/2015 11:16 am : link
They knew form experience how fragile Tony is, and they made
no attempt to bring in a big name or high potential QB backup

I think if we had to hand the ball to Nassib you would see a Hostetler like performance.

They have no one to blame but themselves for not preparing for this contingency

AND even with Tony, and at home they needed incredible bumbling on our part (and our team has a lot of new starters and had yet to really come together) they should have lost to us

SOOOOO anyone who thinks the Cowboys are better than the Giants really ought to take the Blue Glass Star Shaped Glasses off.
Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  
Johnny5 : 11/25/2015 11:16 am : link
That is not gold. That is phucquing PLATINUM!

Even Eagles fans are making me laugh...

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Jud @blakejud 3h3 hours ago
@NFLHQ @nflnetwork @dallascowboys #AskJerryJones how many viagras do you take before committing adultery?

THis dude with a good one  
BlueHurricane : 11/25/2015 11:19 am : link
Toutstradamus @AnonymousGamblr 2h2 hours ago
#askjerryjones if a man wears a suit while beating a woman, does that make it less bad?

RE: Hahahaha  
81_Great_Dane : 11/25/2015 11:20 am : link
In comment 12643759 AP in Halfmoon said:
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Who would you want to see in a Cowboys uniform more Jeffery Dahmer or William Gacy? #AskJerryJones

That's an absolutely terrible question. You should be ashamed of yourself. What would possess you to ask Jerry Jones such a thing?




You should have asked: "Who would you want to see in a Cowboys uniform more Jeffery Dahmer or John Wayne Gacy?" Much better.
RE: THis dude with a good one  
I Love Clams Casino : 11/25/2015 11:34 am : link
In comment 12643801 BlueHurricane said:
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Toutstradamus @AnonymousGamblr 2h2 hours ago
#askjerryjones if a man wears a suit while beating a woman, does that make it less bad?


^^likey^^
This is a wonderful gift  
Beezer : 11/25/2015 11:40 am : link
on the eve of giving thanks.
LMAO  
TD : 11/25/2015 12:10 pm : link
Thank you for brightening my day with this.

Hilarious
What else did that  
Bubba : 11/25/2015 12:31 pm : link
delusional moron expect to happen. I bet someone in their PR dept got fired, unless it was Hardy's idea.
winner  
GiantsLaw : 11/25/2015 1:33 pm : link
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Did you sign Greg Hardy because the Cowboys never beat anybody? #askjerryjones
Some great ones...  
Chris in Philly : 11/25/2015 1:47 pm : link
Tom Rossi
‏@rossi1969
@nflnetwork Aside from cleaning your glasses and biting his fingernails what else is your son good at? #askjerryjones
Hahaha...  
Chris in Philly : 11/25/2015 1:48 pm : link
Horst @SHowett_13
Ray Lewis, Greg Hardy, Jared Fogle: fuck one, marry one, sign one to a big deal, go! #askjerryjones
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GiantsLaw : 11/25/2015 1:59 pm : link
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If Ray Rice's wife landed on assault rifles instead of the elevator floor, would you have signed him? #AskJerryJones
Johnny Manziel is ripe to be traded  
mfsd : 11/25/2015 3:56 pm : link
do it Jerruh. Make it so, football gods.
these are outstanding  
TexasGmenFan : 11/25/2015 3:59 pm : link
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RE: Some great ones...  
B in ALB : 11/25/2015 4:06 pm : link
In comment 12644106 Chris in Philly said:
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Tom Rossi
‏@rossi1969
@nflnetwork Aside from cleaning your glasses and biting his fingernails what else is your son good at? #askjerryjones


Haha. That's fucking hilarious.
RE: Johnny Manziel is ripe to be traded  
EVERY4YEARS : 11/25/2015 4:51 pm : link
In comment 12644320 mfsd said:
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do it Jerruh. Make it so, football gods.


be careful what you wish for

Johnny Football is a very good player

With that team he might be a headache for us
Hard for me to believe Johnny Manziel would stay clean and sober  
81_Great_Dane : 11/25/2015 7:28 pm : link
in Dallas.

Actually, the Giants have a pretty good record with reclamation projects (see Collins, Kerry). But I don't see them going after Manziel. It'd be like:


Giants: "We'll take Johnny Manziel off your hands for a first-rounder."

Browns: "YOU'LL GIVE US YOUR FIRST-ROUNDER FOR JOHNNY MANZIEL? DONE!!!"

Giants: "No, you'll give us YOUR first-rounder to take Johnny Manziel. But you can have Jon Beason in the deal."
This is amazing, I'm laughing my ass off  
JOrthman : 11/25/2015 8:28 pm : link
"if you could go back in time and murder baby Hitler, would you do it or sign him as a defensive back?"
The best thing for us...  
EricJ : 11/25/2015 11:19 pm : link
is if JJ stays exactly where he is. How many other owners out there (in any sport) are taking questions from the media before and after every game about things the coach should be talking about?
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