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| A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report. It happened in October, but the suspect was just taken into custody by U.S. Marshals. FWC officials say 23-year-old Joshua James pulled up for his order and after a server handed over a drink and turned around James reached into the back of his truck and tossed the 3-and-a-half foot gator through the drive-thru window. |
Anyway, this guy should be going to jail for life on 'temp murder + plenty of aggravators. Some things are stunts, other things are callous indifference to the lives, welfare and well-being of a large group of people in a small, enclosed space.
There's florida. Then there's Florida. Then there's domestic terrorism. Call me silly, but these are no crocodile tears.
About 4' is about just right for some tender tail meat.
That's what I was told anyway. :-)
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Anyway, this guy should be going to jail for life on 'temp murder + plenty of aggravators. Some things are stunts, other things are callous indifference to the lives, welfare and well-being of a large group of people in a small, enclosed space.
There's florida. Then there's Florida. Then there's domestic terrorism. Call me silly, but these are no crocodile tears.
Attempted murder with a 3.5' gator? It'd have to be a helluva lucky bite.
I'm kidding, of course, I love Florida - America's wang!
I like Florida, and I defend it against those who pretend that it is somehow worse than the Northeast. But it has an outsized number of bizarre criminal acts in a given year.